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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 17, 2006 20:38:47 GMT -5
Okay folks, get ready for the biggest, swankest, coolest, most fast paced swingin' event around! Everyone is welcome to join on the heist, so get ready, pallies! ;D Lynn sits casualy in a couch fingering a Las Vegas map, she smiles slyly and looks to Dean, who is lounging on couch with Kim. Lynn stands up and walks over by the pool table and starts to shoot the balls a bit. Lynn looks to Dean. "Where's Frank? He's supposed to be here by now! And the rest of the gang!"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 17, 2006 21:31:12 GMT -5
*Kim sits back in the couch, lounging, smokin' a camel, she looks around and jokes*
Kim: Yeah; And where's Jerry?
*Dean gets up to grab a drink and as he's fixin' himself a scotch, Frank bounds into the room and with wild eyes and a huge smirk he says to the gang*
Frank: We've got ourselves another mission, kids...and this time...it's gonna be a biggie.
*The three look at each other and smile*
This should be good...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 12:32:08 GMT -5
Lynn smiles slyly at Frank, she walks over to him, she runs her hands up to his ears and kisses him.... open mouthed...
Dean starts to growl a bit and squints his eyes... But Lynn stops and walks swankily over to a bookcase, she pulls out a notebook and motions for Dean, Kim and Frank to come over.
Lynn: I really don't think Jerry should be involved, you know what happend when we tried out hiest last time, and Jerry was not even involved. But, he could be used as a decoy and distract folks...
Lynn shrugs and starts jotting stuff down. She pulls out a list of Vegas casinos...
Lynn lights up a Lucky Strike....
Lynn: So, which Casinos should we put on our list?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 12:51:53 GMT -5
*Kim chimes in...*
Kim: *Ahem* ...All of them.
*As Jerry walks in through the door he says with that high pitched voice*
Jerry: Hey everyone! What's goin' on--what's shakin'--what are ya' doin------can I join? ...Oh please?
*Kim puts her hand on Jerry's shoulder and let's him down easy*
Kim: Sorry pal, this is a hard job...
*Jerry looks down and starts to get those sniffles*
Kim: *Sigh* All right, we'll assign you a little bit in the play but you have to promise to listen to our exact orders..
*Jerry salutes* Yes sir! --I mean ma'am *he gets red*
*They all reflect back on the last heist they pulled; trying to imagine Jerry in the mix they all suddenly get green and hold their stomachs*
*Jerry looks at their reactions*
Jerry: Whhhhhat? I can do good...just you watch.
*They all grab for the puke bucket*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 12:55:32 GMT -5
Lynn barfs first and then she looks at Jerry. She wipes her mouth and walks over to Jerry. She puts both hands on his shoulders. She looks him dead in the eye.
Lynn: I don't know if you should even be involved, kid. This is very serouis. It's no game. It's real. If we screw it up, we'll get in so much trouble you won't even know what happend. No gaga, no jokes, nothing. If you can handle that, fine. You can be a decoy, but that's ALL. NO GOOFOFFS! Understand me?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 13:20:37 GMT -5
*Jerry, terrified at Lynn's serious side, stutters a bit*
Jerry: Y-y-y-y-yes, Lynn, I-I-I-I understan-n-nd....
Lynn: Good, we'll assign you to distract the guards and people around as we go in to steal the money.
*Kim looks around at everyone in the room* I think in order to pull a stunt this large we may need a couple more people...have anyone else in mind, Lynn?
*Jerry raises his hand*
Jerry: I have a cousin in New Jersey we could call.
Kim: All right, let me specify...no one related to Jerry gets to join.
*Frank and Dean laugh, Jerry gets that pouty look again and sits down hard on the chair*
Jerry: Awwww, you guys don't like me...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 13:58:38 GMT -5
Lynn tries to talk inbetween laughs. She brushes her hair back over her shoulders.
Lynn: No Jerry, we do but you're too crazy!
Lynn snaps her fingers.
Lynn: Ahem! Now! How excatley are we gonna pull off ths cukoo?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 14:54:26 GMT -5
*Kim thinks for a minute* Kim: All right, how about we gather a couple other members and see how things turn out. I'm stuck for ideas
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 20:26:17 GMT -5
Lynn nods and sits onto couch and lights up ciggy. She leans back into Dean's arms and looks to all of her pallies.
Frank shoots some darts, then turns.
Frank: What about, you, Lynn and you,, Kim... Seduce the gaurds and get us in there to the money, we can desguise as Casino workers....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 20:53:17 GMT -5
*Kim snaps her fingers*
Kim: You know, I had an idea along those lines, about dressing as security guards...I know a man who knows a man who can supply those uniforms. I think Lynn and I could take on that "special" responsability. *She winks at Lynn*
Dean: We have complete faith in our girls...
P.S I spoke to Ami and she said she's been insanely busy, I asked her to join but she asked us to add her in and from time to time she'll add a couple things herself. I feel bad for her...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 11:38:05 GMT -5
PS: Awww. Poor thing. Alright, we'll do it. We're all busy at these times *looks at day planner, phases out* Lynn hugs Kim, she jumps up and down on the couch. Lynn: Now THAT'S a good idea! I don't know how I'll pass as a gaurd...... Dean starts to crack up and punches Frank playfully. Lynn clears her throat... She stands up and pulls Kim up along with her. Lynn: And I'm in charge here, we all remember what happend last time when Frankie was in charge. Lynn wags her finger at Frank, Frank blushes. Lynn pulls out the Vegas map and sets it down on the pool table. She snaps her fingers to everybody's attention. Dean puts his arm around Lynn and Kim both while he still smokes. Dean: Now all we have to do is figure which Casinos we'll be robbing....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 13:14:33 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Lynn and sighs*
Kim: I'm not good at either, I wouldn't pass as a guard and I'm not good at seducing... Jerry knows that...
*Jerry laughs*
Kim: Remember how we met!? I fell ontop of you accidentally while I was walking down the street, window shopping...the only reason why you were even interested was because you were plastered on malts and you couldn't see straight...
*Dean gets a sick look on his face and scrunches his nose*
*He whispers under his breath* You're both looney
*He shakes his head and looks back on the map*
Kim: Well...maybe I'll just drive the get-away car.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:26:54 GMT -5
Lynn looks casually at Kim, she flips her hair and eyes her scarlet nails.
Lynn: Well, alright, if you don't wanna be swanky.....
Lynn looks to Dean and makes 'Marilyn Monroe look' at him and swings her hips. she brings out a list....
Dean looks to the list and pulls Lynn down to his lap.
Dean: That's better!
They giggle and kiss, then look to the list.
Lynn: Ahem, now how about, The Sands, Sahara, Desert Inn, and to add some moderners in, Mirage, MGM and The Bileggio. Or is that too many?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 20:46:14 GMT -5
Kim: Nah, How 'bout the Pink Flamingo, too? There's never too many...
*Jerry sits in the corner, sulking as Kim walks over and sits on his lap*
*His eyes get big and he gets a huge smile on his face, she snuggles into him and kisses his cheek*
Kim: I'm up for whatever, if I can help, send me in, I'm sure I could work the situation to my advantage, somehow...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:48:54 GMT -5
Frank looks to Dean, Dean smiles and looks to Lynn, who then looks to Kim, and Kim looks at Jerry. *The Ocean's 11 theme starts to play* Lynn: Las Vegas, here we come! They all click their glasses.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 20:57:51 GMT -5
*Kim and Lynn are in their hotel room (the hotel's split, girl/girl, boy/boy so no goofy business goes on behind the scenes...). Kim and Lynn talk for a while and giggle.*
*The boys can hear them cackling and laughing next door.*
*Jerry sighs as he gets into his tux*
Jerry: I miss Kim...
Dean: Yeah, pally, I miss Lynn...
Frank: Oh, you guys, those women have you two glued on their fingers like sticky molasses...and you let them! Come on, live your life without those broads, everyone knows it's the best way!
Dean: I don't know, Frank, Lynn is pretty special...
Frank: Sure, that's what they all say, until you find 'em sneakin' with another guy.
*Frank walks to the bar to pour himself a scotch*
Frank: Believe me, Dean...and you too, Jerry, you're better off without 'em...or at least make them think so, that way they're sure to stick around a while longer.
Jerry: You sure, Frank? I mean, I don't wanna lose, Kim, I love her, ya' know, but I also don't wanna make her feel unwanted.
*Frank takes a sip of his scotch*
Frank: Believe me, boys...it's the best way.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:22:17 GMT -5
Oooooooooooooooo! Franks' gonna get it! Lynn and Kim read a funny book and laugh, Lynn hears Frank talking. She arches her eyebrow. She pulls Kim up and runs to the door, she presses her ear to the door and hears everthing. Lynn growls and claws at the door abit. Lynn: The *censored* I'm gonna kill the son of a *bleep*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:26:43 GMT -5
Grrrr, Lynn *Curses* You're not supposed to kno--you know what, nevermind, my plans, like, never work, lol, I'll just have to get used to it.
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