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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 20:54:49 GMT -5
JEEEEEEZ! He's gonna get it! Lynn stamps her feet, she kisses both Dean and Kim, Kim on the forhead, and Dean... ahem, on the lips. Lynn: Okay, Deany, stay here with Kim. I'm gonna get Jerry back, the old one. Lynn salutes her two pallies and grabs her tommy gun outta her closet and strides out of the room. Dean sits down on the bed next to Kim, he strokes her hair. Dean: Sweetheart, Lynn'll get Jerry back, you know how she is. Don't worry one bit. Dean kisses her softly. Meanwhile, 'Buddy' as walked into the porch and starts calling girls, Lynn steps out with hands on her hips. Buddy turns around a wolf-whistles. Buddy: Now that's what I'm talkin' about man! Lynn growls and grabs Buddy by the flowery tie and shoots the air with the gun, she stick her face into Buddy's face and spits in his eye. Lynn: WHAT IN THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? ?!!!!!!!!!!! Lynn screams at him and kicks him hard in the shins, pinning him to the wall, towering above him with a evil look.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 20:59:09 GMT -5
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 21:06:55 GMT -5
Ohhhhh. I guess too much rum....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 21:12:57 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 21:13:56 GMT -5
Wayyyyyy too much. You can fix Buddy, I'm to suckered.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 1:17:14 GMT -5
*Kim catches up to Buddy and spins him around*
Kim: Don't you dare leave me like that...ever!
Buddy: *Holding his hands up* Woah, woah, kid, settle down, all right, don't get your shorts in a bunch
*Kim slaps Buddy as hard as she possibly can*
Kim: *She puts her finger in his face* I don't care who you are, and I don't care what you are...just stay away from me as far and as long as possible
Buddy: *Laughs* You don't get it, do you, honey? I'm running away from you sweetheart, and your little friends. I'm not more a part of your group than you're a part of mine.
*He pushes her aside*
Buddy: *He sees a blonde walk by* Now if you'll excuse me...I have some business to take care of...
*Kim, being moved by Jerry, just stands still, she watches him swoon the blonde*
*Watching both the man she absolutely adores, and the man she absolutely despises walk right out the door, in the same body...she freezes...and never again moves*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:13:20 GMT -5
What a jerk, I won't even interviene. Lynn and Dean walk out onto the porch arm in arm, and spy Kim. Dean puts his arm around her and the three watch Buddy walk away. Lynn waves her hanky at him. Lynn: Fine, go. We don't need scumbags like you around us. Dean: Sweetheart, maybe he'll come back. I don't know..... Dean kisses Kim's cheek and they watch Buddy harassing the blonde. All the sudden, Lynn snaps her fingers and Cary walks up the road and up the steps and stands next to Kim and puts his arm around her.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 14:33:45 GMT -5
*Kim stands still, frozen like a statue, she watches him get slapped*
*Not one expression shows on her face, she just stands in a vegetative state*
*Buddy walks up to another gal and puts his arm around her, she smiles casually and they head out of the hotel and into a taxi*
*Dean, Lynn and Cary all watch Kim, but she just stands there, rediculously still*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 23, 2006 11:50:22 GMT -5
Lynn grabs a bottle, opens it, rolls her eyes, and downs the whole thing. She hands another to Kim, hopefully...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 23, 2006 11:57:09 GMT -5
*As the two get into the taxi, Jerry steps back and pats the young ladies arm, he runs back into the hotel and up the stairs to grab his fancy watch he left up in the room*
*As Jerry whizzes by the group, not even a look or a wave, just a complete ignored wind rushes past, he runs up the stairs and into the hotel room*
*Kim snarls her nose and gets a twitch in her eye, she licks her lips and lunges after Jerry*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 24, 2006 21:00:08 GMT -5
Lynn's eyes buldge and her mouth drops down to her toes. She wraps her arms around Dean and pulls him down the steps and pushes him onto the bench, she cowers on his lap, waiting for Kim to destroy her house.......
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 13:33:50 GMT -5
We're in your house?! I thought we were in a hotel...
*Kim lunges up the stairs and breaks down the door, she stands in the doorway, huffing and puffing*
*Buddy jumps*
Buddy: Woah, kid...you scared me.
*Kim, still standing in the doorway, snarls*
Kim: If I can't have the old Jerry...*panting* then I'll kill the new...
*Buddy continues what he's doing, completely ignoring Kim's threats*
Buddy: Come on, sweetheart, we both know you're not going anywhere with these BIG words and these fancy threats...just forget the old fella and come be with the new Buddy...I promise...you won't be disappointed.
*Kim's nostrils flair as Buddy walks up to her, pecks her on the lips and walks into the bathroom, continuing to look for his lighter*
Kim: I'm giving you one last chance, Buddy, and if you don't give me Jerry, I'm going in after him, and I will kill you, if need be...
*Buddy laughs*
Buddy: Quit the nonsense, darling, and just shut up. Go back downstairs and leave me the *blank* al--
*Kim attacks Buddy and smacks him into a chair, choking him by the throat*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:13:25 GMT -5
Uh-oh. Lynn hears the crashes upstairs and watches as wood and furniture fly out the windows, glass shattering everywhere. Lynn covers her eyes and burys her head in Dean's lap. Passerbys stop to gawk at the house, a kid trys to race up the stairs but his mother grabs him be the arm and wheels him back to her. Dean jumps up and drags Lynn over to the neighbor cross the way's bench, who are also outside gawking.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:37:31 GMT -5
*Kim screams bloody murder and rips at Buddy's clothes, she hurls him out of the bedroom and into the main walk-in area*
Buddy: I give up, I give up!!
*He throws his hands in the air and braces Kim's next attack*
*Kim's so deep into the anger she runs at him and attacks him even harder*
*She picks him up and throws him out the window.*
*He falls 10 stories and lands on the cament*
*The gawkers run up to him and look up to see the crazy woman*
*Kim collapses, panting as hard as she can, while tears stream down her face*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 20:38:26 GMT -5
Lynn stands up and creeps twoard Buddy, her eyes get huge as she looks up at her once beautiful house. A tear streams down her cheek, Dean hops up and hugs her while she sobs. Lynn get's over it and looks down at Buddy. She waves the gawkers away and pokes Buddy with a stick Lynn: Yoo hoo?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 26, 2006 23:56:12 GMT -5
*Buddy twitches, yet still lays lifeless in the street*
*Kim runs to the bed and wails*
*Her sobs can be heard for blocks*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 27, 2006 18:04:10 GMT -5
Oh geez. Lynn looks around and shrugs. She grabs her bottle and pours it onto Buddy's head. He starts to sputter and gag. Lynn looks hopefully at Dean. Dean: Hey, Jer'? You okay?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 21:20:11 GMT -5
*'Buddy' sits up, bruised and scraped a bit*
*He looks around and holds his head*
'Buddy': Where am I?
Lynn: .........You're worse off than you started, you artificial son of a lizard!!
*Lynn goes to leap on 'Buddy', but Dean restrains her*
Dean: Calm down, sweetie...
*Dean helps 'Buddy' up and brushes him off*
Dean: You better get going, kid. If Kim sees ya'...you're gonna get hurt; and this time you won't wake up....
*'Buddy' holds his head and stands up*
*An 'eh' blonde walks by and 'Buddy' doesn't notice...*
*Dean screams and jumps on 'Buddy'*
Lynn: *Joins in and jumps on 'Buddy* Dean! ...Why are we jumping on 'Buddy'?
Dean: This isn't 'Buddy'!! This is our boy Jerry!!
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