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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 14:13:17 GMT -5
*Kim leaps in front of Lynn and slaps her hand away from the strangers--*
*She pauses for a while and thinks why not?*
*Kim joins in and bites at the manager*
Manger: Hey!
Kim: OOps, I went a little too far...
*Lynn jumps in front of Kim and the manager and holds up her hands*
Lynn: Sorry sir, she's just a little hungry..
*The manager looks at Kim and holds his wounded hand*
Manager: Well...All right...but it better not happen again!
*Kim and Lynn walk past the manager and bow*
Kim: Oooh..great white father (lol)
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 20:56:27 GMT -5
Lynn and Kim skip arm and arm over to a table, Lynn looks to a cage of canarys. Lynn looks to a waitor and points at the cage. Lynn: Can we have these, sir? Lynn licks her lips and drools at the sight of the birds.  |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 22:16:22 GMT -5
*The waiter looks at Lynn and his eyes get big*
*He shrugs and walks quickly to the manager, who shakes his head violently and frowns near Lynn's directions*
*Lynn, watching the whole situation, laughs*
Lynn: I guess that's a no!! LOL
*Kim laughs and shakes her head*
Kim: Maybe they're his kids...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 11:47:50 GMT -5
Lynn laughs and jumps on top of a table, dancinng crazily, cackling and pointing at everybody, then jumps down and smiles weirdly at the maneger for a while. Lynn: I've got new socks on! Lynn starts to twirl around, stealing food off of everyone's plates. And then Dean and Jerry storm in. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 11:55:28 GMT -5
LOL, you gotta stare him down and shout "I'VE GOT NEW SOCKS ON..." Woah, haven't seen Jerry in a while... *Kim's eyes get big and she sits down politely, fidgiting with her fork* Kim: *Ahem* ...Hi Jerry... |
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 21:06:25 GMT -5
YEAH REALLY! The boys grabs the girls by the arms and wheel them outside, apoligizing all the way, and toss the girls into the car. Then they get in and lock the doors, they speed off. Meanwhile, the girls are quiet, being normal. Dean: Hey! I thought you girls were fit for a booby hatch? Lynn: Who us? You think we're stupid enough to not play crazy and go to Sing Sing? |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 21:25:28 GMT -5
*Kim starts laughing hysterically but then quiets down quickly*
Kim: *Ahem* We're not insane..WE'RE the normal ones...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 12, 2006 20:26:15 GMT -5
Lynn laughs crazily and puts on some Dean cd. Dean and Jerry stare at the girls, they look at eacother. Jerry: Boy, I never knew you two were that bright! Dean growls and slaps Jerry, then takes Lynn into his arms.  |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 12, 2006 20:27:11 GMT -5
*Kim plays dead in the booth*
*She barks madly for a minute then drops to the floor*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 13, 2006 12:04:23 GMT -5
Lynn claws at the car window madly, drooling like a dog when she spots some handsome men stroll by.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 13, 2006 12:06:00 GMT -5
*Kim jumps up and whistles...panting wildly, fogging up the window* ;D
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 13, 2006 17:14:50 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Dean and Jerry laugh hystercaly, while the girls bark wildy at cars, then showing their teeth and panting. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 13, 2006 17:42:53 GMT -5
*Dean pulls the car off to the road and screams*
Dean: All right, get out! Both of you!
*He points to the sidewalk and growls at the girls*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 14, 2006 15:45:45 GMT -5
Lynn laughs loudly and leaps onto Dean, kissing him madly. Dean: Ahhhhhhhhhh..... He starts to laugh, then they roll out of the car and onto the sidewalk. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 14, 2006 17:10:27 GMT -5
*Kim laughs madly and slams the door, leaping into the front*
*She presses her foot on the gas, hard, and speeds down the street*
*She throws her head back and laughs madly, with Jerry hanging out the door, screaming and waving his hands around*
Jerry: Stop this car!
Kim: No! I'm not stopping this car for anyONE or anyTHING!
*She presses her foot on the gas with full force and Jerry spins out of the car and onto the soft grass*
Jerry: *Holding his head* I tell ya', sometimes I think that broad is cracked...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 15, 2006 15:51:18 GMT -5
Onlookers circle around Lynn and Dean as thay do 'it', so they get up and race nude down the street and leap into a showroom spa. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 15, 2006 15:56:12 GMT -5
*Meanwhile, Kim speeds down the freeway at about 120 MPH*
*She looks in her rearview mirror and spots a cop on her tail*
*She grinds her teeth and presses down on the gas harder, this time passing and dodging unsupecting cars*
*The cop rams into Kim's car and she goes spinning out of control...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 16, 2006 12:13:05 GMT -5
Uh-oh............. Lynn and Dean hear a crash, and then see Kim screaming into the bushes with them, scooting under Dean to hide. Lynn: Hey! Get your own man! Lynn growls and goes back to kissing Dean. |
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