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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:58:50 GMT -5
Lynn sticks her tounge out at her jumpers and stops the jeep and hops out, nude, and does a wild dance for Dean.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 21:04:48 GMT -5
Lynn...we're falling down a cliff...near death, and you're flirting with Dean.
Well, I can't say it surprised me, buddy...
*Kim leaps out of the car and spots Lynn, flying in the air, naked*
*She shakes her head and rolls onto the hard ground*
Kim: Weeeeee! *Ouch, ooof, ow!*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:09:27 GMT -5
Love that avatar, Kim.... *Growls* Lynn also hits the ground and rolls a ways, then sits up. Lynn cocks her head and starts to bark. She races over to Dean. Lynn: Tony? Is that you? Lynn spots Kim. Lynn: Mama! I missed you so much!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:13:54 GMT -5
*Kim, laying on the ground, covered in dirt and mud, puts her fist under her chin and lays in the mud puddle*
Kim: *Sigh* Hello, Lynn...glad you could make it. Pull up a mud puddle and join us, won't you?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:43:30 GMT -5
Lynn cocks her head and covers herself with a towel, scooting away from Dean. Lynn: I-I-I-I-I....... Dean looks to Kim, puzzeled, then to Jerry, who has a amazed look on his face. Dean: Kim, I think Lynn hurt her head when she rolled down that cliff... Lynn rolls over and draws pictures in the dirt, making monkey faces. Jerry joins her and they make yucky faces at eachother. Lynn: I-I-I-I-I-I... Jerry pat's Lynn's butt and she slaps him. Lynn: I-I-I-I-I-I-I..... Lynn: Mommy's mad at me cause I made a boom on the rug.... (From ANalyze That)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:49:50 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Lynn, awkwardly and starts laughing*
*She tries to cover it up by looking away, but can't help but laugh at Lynn's situation*
Kim: Lynn...why don't we find you a pretty little straightjacket...one that's comfortable and STRONG!
*Jerry looks at Lynn and laughs*
Dean: Honey, are you all right?
Lynn: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I....*makes weird Jerry noises*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:02:16 GMT -5
Dean looks back at Kim, puzzeled, he then takes Lynn into his arms and looks at her.
Lynn wiggles like a little kid and sticks a fingernail into Dean's nose.
Dean: Hey!
Lynn rolls over and back to Jerry, and grabs onto his hair, kissing him, then rolls over again.
Lynn: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Dean: Guys, we need to ask her somethings.....
Dean: Okay, Lynn what's your name?
Lynn laughs weirdly.
Lynn: Rita
Dean looks back at Kim....
Dean: Okay, where are you?
Lynn: I'm in a sail boat! WHEEEEEE
Lynn rolls around stuttering and laughing.
Dean: Jer, Kim.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:04:01 GMT -5
*Kim knocks her head against a large rock*
Kim: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-..I'm Ginger Rogers...and I'm 7!
Kim: Eeeeee! Hehehehe...
*Impersonating Ginger Rogers in 'Monkey Business'*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:10:36 GMT -5
Dean looks to Jerry and looks back at the crazy girls. Dean sighs and goes to sleep.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 15:12:17 GMT -5
Lynn giggles crazily and skips over to Dean, she gets a inch from his face. Lynn grabs his nose and pulls it up, plugging his nostrils, causing him to snore and wake up. Lynn scoots away fast and makes monkey noises while Dean stares at her. Dean: What in the hell is wrong with you? Lynn giggles and covers her self with leaves. Dean sighs and walks over to her, taking Lynn inot his arms. Dean: Now sweetheart, what's wrong? Lynn: You saw my boom-boom? Lynn giggles crazily and rolls around. Dean stands up, gets out his cell phone and calls the closest booby hatch....... _______ Later, after Dean and Jerry loaded up the two girls into a padded car, they wheeled them to the booby hatch, for questioning. Doctor Morre: Now, Mr. Martin, I understand that your wife was in jail, a few times, ten to be excat.... Lynn scoots in her chair and giggles, she plays 'catch the finger' with Kim. Doctor Morre: ... And we need to be sure she is mentally ill before we declare her insane, if not, she goes to Sing Sing Prison in Ossing, New York. If we do declare her insane, she goes under your custody, Mr. Martin. Same for you, Mr. Lewis. Lynn, meanwhile overhears all this and whispers something in Kim's ear..... Lynn: Hey, Kim, you hearing this? If they declare us nutty, we don't go to Sing Sing to sing a song-song! Lynn giggles, and continues: Lynn: That's why I started all this, so I couldn't go back to prison, when they found the stolen crashed cars! So let's just pretend that we're crazy! Lynn notices a crazy look on Kim's face, Kim nods fast and winks at her buddy.... Kim: And..... Doctor Morre intrupts them as he sits down across from them. Dr Morre: Okay, Lynn and Kim, right? The girls madly shake their heads. Lynn: I'm Rita Hayworth, and this is Ginger Rogers! Morre looks to Dean, who has his head in his hands. Dr Morre: Okay, I want you to tell me, where are you? Lynn: I'm in a movie studio! Dr Morre jots down notes. Morre: Okay, what date is it, and who is the president? Kim: It's 1937.... Lynn: Today's date is a tall, dark, handsome Italian sailor.... Two hours pass, and Doctor Morre looks down at his notes, he adds them all up, and looks to Dean. Morre: It's not good, they're certifibly insane..... Let's step into my office and get the paperwork going and you guys can take the ladies home...... Morre, Dean and Jerry all leave the room. Lynn shoots a excited glance at Kim.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 15:14:05 GMT -5
Got ya!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 0:45:37 GMT -5
*Kim laughs hysterically and leaps on the man's chair, spinning*
Kim: Hey, you know what?
Lynn: *Drawing photos on the walls* Huh?
Kim: How 'bout we get outta here...let's celebrate our insanity!
Lynn: ....You're outta your nitwit..
Kim: So the doc says! I've got a document explaining the WHOOOLE thing!
*Kim winks and starts laughing hysterically*
Lynn: What if we get caught?
Kim: *Laughs* We're insane...right? What can they do to us?
*Lynn and Kim laugh and race out the door and into a car*
*Kim starts the engine and looks to Lynn, who's panting and waving at imaginary people, kissing and pointing*
Kim: Lynn...stop playing the part so well...it's making me wonder.
*Lynn looks at Kim and sticks her tongue out*
*Kim sighs and rolls her eyes (hehehehhehe, I rhymed!)*
Kim: Where do ya' wanna go?
*Lynn looks at Kim and smiles evilly*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 12:48:04 GMT -5
Lynn jumps crazily in her seat and pounds the windows, making Jerry faces at people. Lynn draws pictures in the window and flips people off. Lynn looks to Kim. Lynn: How about a fancy resteraunt? Lynn hugs Kim and laughs hystercaily, kicking her legs in the seats.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 12:48:33 GMT -5
(My replys are too short)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 15:00:19 GMT -5
That's all right, mine are too long, lol.
*Kim looks to Lynn and laughs evilly*
Kim: To the fancy restaraunt we go!
*The two drive crazilly down the road and stick their tongues out to passengers on the way*
Lynn: This oughtta be great!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 20:41:35 GMT -5
Lynn jumps madly as the car screechs to a stops and she jumps out the window, bowing and blowing kisses to everybody.
Kim then jumps over the car and tackles Lynn.
They roll around cracking up, then Lynn jumps up and screams over to a man....
Lynn: MOMMY! I finally found you, Mommy!
Lynn then starts to sob and races over to Kim.
Lynn: Mommy's mad at me! She's mad because I made a boom on the rug!
(You really have to see Analyze This/That, it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drop dead funny!)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 21:54:13 GMT -5
lol, I know, I've seen it.
*Kim lunges for Lynn and picks her up*
Kim: Lady, we have a dinner appointment tonight...
*Lynn brushes herself off and giggles*
Lynn: That's right!
*Kim rolls her eyes and jumps into the car*
Kim: *Sigh* Let's go!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 12:22:47 GMT -5
Great! Glad ya did, it's so funny. Lynn points to cars whizzing by and makes faces at all of them.... They speed in front of The Plaza (Lol) Lynn jumps out, and spreads arms wide.... Lynn: MY KIND OF PLACE, THE PLAZE IS! Lynn starts to bite at folk's hands next.
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