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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:36:09 GMT -5
Lynn whacks self on head and passes out. Lynn: I forgot, where's Franky? He's so sweet
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:56:21 GMT -5
lol, Sorry
*The girls get dressed, as they pop on a cd...*
*A Techno mix plays and the girls look at each other and gag*
*They annoyingly dance around on the couches and throw pillows around, laughing hysterically*
*Frank hears the loud techno and waves his hand at the door*
Frank: Those broads are crazy...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:58:06 GMT -5
Lynn jumps on the bed madly and jumps to high, and theres loud crashes in ther room, followed by. Lynn: DEAN! *MOANS* HELP! Kim: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 13:07:30 GMT -5
*The boys hear the loud crash and rush to help the girls.*
*Frank holds them back*
Frank: Calm...boys...remember what I told you...make them want you.
*The boys walk into the room, and as Jerry slowly walks over to Kim, he puts on the 'Buddy Love' act and with his suave suit he stands in front of Kim*
Jerry: Hiya sweetheart, you all right?
Kim: No, I--
Jerry: Crazy jack...crazy...Say, how 'bout you jump up and give me some lovin', I'm feelin' a little lonesome...
*Kim stares at Jerry blankly, confused and hurt*
Kim: What's wrong with you, Jerry?
Jerry: The name's Buddy, see? And you better start calling me that, or I'll give you something to cry about.
*'Buddy' looks over to Dean and nods. Dean nods back*
Dean: How 'bout you wipe that lipstick off, baby, and come jump over here on my lap...you know you want to.
*The girls look at each other and look back at their suave guys....confused*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 16:52:02 GMT -5
Lynn gives Dean 'the finger'. Lynn then stomps Dean's toes with her red heels. Lynn: What has gotten into you, Charlie? You used to be so loving and sweet! You're not Dean anymore! F*** you! And here's your rock back! Lynn pulls of her 6 carat ring and hurls it at Dean, and yanks off Kim's ring also and tosses it ar Jerry. Lynn: Forget this hiest. Do it yourself, get thrown in jail. Kim and I are going to find some CARING men! Lynn starts to sob hevily and grabs Kim's hand and drangs her out on the porch, and starts walking briskly down the street with Kim.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 17:33:35 GMT -5
*Kim looks at the newly 'remodelled' Jerry, looking him up and down. She gives him an evil look as she walks out of the hotel room...*
*She comforts Lynn as they walk out into the street*
Kim: I don't know what those three are up to, but they can't do this to us, Lynn.
*The guys are back in the hotel, looking at Frank blankly*
Dean: Frank, this isn't working...
*Frank sighs*
Frank: Believe me, Dean...it will work like magic if you just obey everything I say, all right?
*'Buddy' stands in the corner, sipping on a scotch*
'Buddy': Ah, she'll get over it...Lynn will, too. I agree with Frank. Jerry's not the kind of guy to hold a steady girlfriend, or wife, for that matter. Kim will leave him too soon, and when she does, Jerry's heart will break and if I can help that...I will.
*Dean shakes his head*
Dean: I still don't know about this, Frank...
Frank: Just trust me....you'll thank me.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 17:55:41 GMT -5
Idiot Frank, I could just strangle him! Lynn starts to sob again heavily and hugs Kim, sobbing. Lynn: I'm not going back! 'HE' loved me so much, and I loved him more than anything. How can he do this to me? F****** Frank! Come on Kim.... Lynn grabs a baseball bat and runs to a mail box, she mauls about 10.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 18:01:12 GMT -5
*Kim leaps for joy, hooting and hollering* Kim: See! I always told you this was fun...but everyone kept taking baseball bats from me *The girls laugh hysterically* *Back at the hotel, the guys dress quickly* Frank: It's 6 hours until showtime...and we only have 3 members...what are we gonna do?! Dean: I want my woman back, Frank...and I don't know about Jerry, but I have to go find her. *Frank runs to the door and throws his body against it* Frank: No! *Talking quieter* Dean, please listen...I'm only doing this to help you! These girls love you now, sure, but what about in 5 years or 10? You know how Lynn can be, she's all over guys...and the guys are all over her. *Frank sighs* Dean, do you see what I'm talking about? Dean: Yeah, but it's just so hard, Frank, I love Lynn...I don't want to lose her. *Jerry sits quietly in the shadows, smoking a cigarrette*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:42:58 GMT -5
This is such a blast! *jumps madly around* Lynn hugs Kim and starts to laugh loudly. Lynn trips a old woman walking down the sidewalk and she rolls into the gutter. Lynn laughs evily, then spots a Italian guy and jumps on him and madly kisses him, his eyes get wide and he runs off.. Lynn snaps her fingers. Lynn: I know! I'm gonna teach Frank a lesson he'll never forget! Lynn cackles and grabs Kim by the arm, and scurries back home. Just as the two gurls race up to the house, Frank, Dean and Jerry walk out. Lynn notices a extremley sad look on Dean's face, tears start pouring, but Lynn holds them back. Before any of them have a chance to say anything, Lynn punchs Frank, hard, and grabs him by the lapels and pins him to a car. She get's nose to nose, she stamps both heels on his little toes. Lynn: You *censored*! If you ever do that EVER again, I'll rip you in a thousand peices, you little greasy monkey! She kicks Frank hard in the crotch.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:47:22 GMT -5
Lynn...*Sigh* You carried it too far
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:51:28 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 21:07:38 GMT -5
lol
*As Lynn is harassing Frank, Kim just walks past and saunters up the stairs, she walks up to the hotel room and lays on the bed, exhuasted from the mailbox molesting*
*She hears a faint knock on the door, she walks out of the room and pops her head out*
Kim: Who is it?
*Silence*
*She walks closer to the door and asks again*
Kim: Yes? Who is it?
*Silence*
*She opens the door*
*As she does, 'Buddy' sweeps her up in his arms and sets her down again*
Jerry: Hiya chicky-baby...why did you run out like that? Did I offend ya' or something?
Kim: As a matter of fact you di--
Jerry: Crazy, kid. Hey, why don't you jump up on my lap and give me a little lovin'?
*Kim puts her hands on her hip and looks at him angrily*
Jerry: What? You don't like the new me?
*Kim shakes her head*
Jerry: Well, you better get used to it, sweetheart, 'cause this is how it's always gonna be.
*Kim looks at 'Buddy' with a hurt expression on her face and runs to the bedroom, sobbing*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 10:54:18 GMT -5
What's wrong with monkey-boy? What a jerk! Meanwhile, Frank folds onto the ground moaning and Lynn backs away from him and turns around, ready to walk downtown again, she spots Dean still standing there, his hands clasped behind him, he is looking down at his shoes. He looks up and casually smiles, and walks up to Lynn. Lynn backs up a step. Lynn: No, Dean. Get away. Dean grabs her arms softly and holds them to his chest. He strokes her hair. Lynn jerks her head away. Dean: Lynn, sweetheart, stop it. I didn't want to do that to you. I'm sorry, you know how much I love you.... Lynn starts to sob and Dean puts her head onto his shoulder and pets her hair softly. Dean: Shhhh.... It's alright.... Shhhhh Lynn looks up at Dean and wipes her eyes. Lynn: So you didn't mean that? Dean: No way, you know how Frank is, I thought I'd try it, but when you ran out like that, my heart broke in a thousands peices. I mean that. Dean kisses her cheek and pulls out the wedding ring and waves it in Lynn's face. Lynn: Oh Dean, I'm so happy. Lynn grasps the ring and jams it back on her finger, she throws her arms around Dean's neck, she then gives him a long, passionate kiss. He returns it.....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 10:55:37 GMT -5
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooops............ 'passionate'
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 10:56:14 GMT -5
GEEEEEZ! Censors! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 'P-as-sionate'
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 13:11:30 GMT -5
lol, I know!!!!!!!!!! I just turned the censors "full censors off" so now if you say a-ss, it'll come out butt...like, like my 'harbutting Frank'...LOL
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 13:20:24 GMT -5
*As Kim and 'Buddy' are still back in their hotel, Dean and Lynn walk in*
Dean* Looks around* Where is everyone? It looks like nowhere land...
*Lynn hears sobbing in the bedroom*
*She rushes in and leaps on the bed next to Kim*
Lynn: Hey!
*The bed bounces and Kim continues to sob*
Lynn: What's wrong?
*Kim grinds her teeth and points to 'Buddy'*
Kim: That!!! That's what's wrong!!!
*'Buddy' looks around*
'Buddy': That broads, crazy. She doesn't know what she's talkin' about. Listen, hunny, I gave you many chances, but you threw them away. Now, what am I supposed to do with you? Keep you? Nah, sweetie, there are thousands--millions of women that desire me. I'll go elsewhere if it'll make you happier.
*Kim's eyes get big as she burries her face in her pillow, wailing louder*
*Lynn looks at Jerry, walks over to him and slaps him in the face*
*'Buddy' waves his hand, as if to slap her back but Dean interscepts and grabs 'Buddy's' hand*
Dean: Jer, you've gone too far, this time...
'Buddy': I don't know what you're talkin' about pal, but let go of my hand before I knock you into next week.
*Dean grindes his teeth and let's go of his hand*
Dean: Just leave, you aren't wanted here any longer.
*Kim picks her head up from the pillow and looks to Jerry, seeing through 'Buddy', a tear rolls down her cheek.*
*She doesn't want Jerry to leave, she still loves him dearly, she just wants her old sweetheart back*
*'Buddy' looks around the room on everyone's faces*
'Buddy': Fine, I see I'm not wanted here, that's fine, I'll just find myself another woman--a better...woman, and when I do...Kim...you'll be sorry.
*He walks out of the room*
*Kim, desperate to keep her old Jerry, she bounds out of the room and catches up to 'Buddy'*
*Dean and Lynn look at each other and shake their heads*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 13:46:58 GMT -5
*Sigh* So much drama... I love it
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