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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 12:23:48 GMT -5
Lynn screams with joy and throws her trusty baseball bat behind her and leaps on Jer' as well. She smothers him with kisses and whoops.
Lynn: JER'! YOU'RE BACK!
Lynn jucily kisses him on the mouth and Dean growls a little but goes back to squeezing the poop outta Jer'.
Lynn: KIM! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 14:20:47 GMT -5
*Kim hears the commotion and runs to the window*
Kim: *Screaming down* Oh go away, I'm going to stay in this hotel room for the rest of my life...
Dean: Geez, that's gonna be a big bill...
*Kim walks away from the window and goes back to her bedroom*
Lynn: Oh stop that, Kim...Buddy isn't here anymore! It's Jerry!
*Silence*
Lynn: Grrrr, she didn't hear me...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 20:53:42 GMT -5
Lynn moans loudly and passoinatly kisses Jerry, much to Dean's dismay. Jerry: KIM! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 21:02:56 GMT -5
*Kim hears Jerry's high-pitched yell and she gasps*
*She leaps out of bed and bounds down the stairs, into the lobby and attacks Jerry on the sidewalk*
*She rolls ontop of him and passionately kisses him*
Jerry: *In between breaths* I like it!!! I like it!!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 12:11:12 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 12:36:17 GMT -5
*The cops look at this 'parade' and decide to block off the lot*
Cop: Step aside folks...let these guys be...there ain't nothing to see...
*The four laugh*
*Kim pounces on Jerry and squeezes him to death*
Jerry: Geez, I missed you too, sweetheart...but honey, I can't breath--ahh, breath, *choke, cough*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 16:52:04 GMT -5
While Kim chokes Jerry to death, Dean, who is soaking with sweat, drags Lynn into some bushes and continues. People pass the bush and they hear loud panting, and a woman laughing hystercialy, and baby talk.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 21:13:47 GMT -5
*Kim gags*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 6, 2006 20:07:04 GMT -5
While the pallies have a rodeo ( ), women all around tell eachother: DEAN MARTIN IS IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soon, when Dean and Lynn are 'done', then get up and race over to Jerry and Kim. A thunder can be heard and there is a mass of women racing twoard Dean, frailing their arms and drooling madly. The four look at eachother. Dean: Uh oh.... Lynn takes charge and drags her three buddies into their Mazerati and Lynn floors it.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 0:15:14 GMT -5
*Kim lays on Jerry's lap and plays with his hands*
Kim: *Looks up* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah, honey?
Kim: Did you mean any of that stuff earlier?
Jerry: What stuff?
Kim: Oooh, all that 'Buddy Love' stuff...you know, the 'I don't need you, I'll find myself another chick" kinda thing...
Jerry: *Laughs weakly and runs his fingers through her hair* No, sweetheart, I didn't mean it. I guess I had just tapped into a part of myself that I had never seen before.
Kim: *Sits up and looks at Jerry* Don't do that again, all right?
Jerry: All right, darling
*The two kiss passionately and Lynn steps on the gas harder, making the two bang their heads on the backseat*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 13:26:20 GMT -5
Lynn looks into the backseat, and scoffs. Lynn: Hey, atleast pull the curtin! I don't wanna see fat folk making out! Lynn gags and pulls the curtian quickly, and gets back into her seat, only to see Dean with no shirt on. Dean then turns of the motor, takes Lynn into his arms and kisses her maniclay. Lynn: Sorry, Kim, Jerry..... I guess you don't wanna see skinny folk make out either. Lynn and Dean giggle then go at it.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 15:26:57 GMT -5
FAT folks?! I'm not fat! And geez, any skinnier and Jerry would be inside out!
*Kim pulls the curtain open and slaps Lynn*
*She quickly pulls the cutrains closed and gets wide eyed...she holds the curtains closed tightly, while Lynn gets furious*
*Lynn halts the car to a stop and tries to leap into the back, but Kim and Jerry have their hands over the curtains...*
*They realize Lynn's stopped...they hear a car door open and close*
Kim: Jerry, lock the doors!! Now!! Lock 'em!
*Kim sees Lynn's shadow and she shrinks down into the seat...*
Kim: Goodbye, Jerry...I love you...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:36:27 GMT -5
LOLOLOL. I know it... Lynn screams outside the car and jumps madly around, pulling a skinny strip of fast food wrapper around herself. She pounds on the window. Lynn: Let me in DEAN! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lynn madly pounds on the window, while Dean cracks up inside.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:38:06 GMT -5
*Kim leaps into the frontseat and steps on the gas peddal, speeding off down the road* *The four all laugh hysterically as they watch Lynn in the side mirror, swatting at the dust trail the car left* ...Have fun
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:49:19 GMT -5
....... Lynn screams bloody murder and flips off Dean as he peers out the back window. Lynn: You PHUCKERS! I'M GONNA GET YOU! Lynn is suddenly surroundered by men..... Lynn backs away and points fingers at them, shaking her head, then jumps underneath them and hops into a black Corvette, she pounds the gas and races after her buddies. Lynn soon cactches up to them and rams the auto har with hers.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:51:45 GMT -5
lol, Lynn!! That was your Clark/Bogie/Cary entrance!
*Slaps Lynn over the head and speeds off down a cliff*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:55:26 GMT -5
Lynn revs her corvette, then spots a jeep, and jumps into that, and speeds after Kim.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:57:31 GMT -5
lol, Fine, be that way
*Kim, Dean and Jerry all shreik as they speed down a cliff*
Kim: Ahhhhh!
Jerry: Ahhhh!
Dean: *Ahem* Ahhh!!
Kim: We're gonna have to jump!
Jerry: I'm not jumping...this is a new suit!
*Dean shoves Jerry out of the car and the two go rolling*
Jerry: Come on, sweetheart! You can make it! Jump!!
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