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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 12:26:15 GMT -5
Lynn growls angerliy and shouts profanitys out to her buddies, she runs to the cockpit and pulls on diffrent levers, the plane turns quickly, upside down and Jane lands it, flipping off Lynn. Lynn leaps off the plane and down to the ground. Lynn: What? Are you crazy? You halfwits! Lynn slaps both Dean and Kim.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 14:18:13 GMT -5
*Kim gets up and dusts herself off*
*She goes to give Lynn a comeback but then looks around*
Kim: ...Lynn...where are we?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 21:00:04 GMT -5
Lynn looks around at the jungled forest, and smells smoke..... Lynn's eyes get big. She claps her hands and leaps into Dean's arms. Dean pulls out a map. Dean: This is where Jerry is! Hey, Jane! Mizz Jane? Come on! Jane leaps out, looking around.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 22:10:35 GMT -5
LOL, Like you can see Jerry on a map, moving with a red dot *Kim starts calling for Jerry* Kim: Jerrrry!!!! Dean: Jer!! Dean: *Looks back to Lynn and Jane* Kim, you better go on ahead, Lynn and Jane are stuck in the cockpit...we'll catch up with ya'. *Kim nods and goes deeper into the forrest* Kim: Jerrry!!! *An hour later, Kim comes across a small village* *She looks around, noticing no one is around* *She walks in and a woman comes to greet her...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 11:45:35 GMT -5
After Jane and Lynn get 'unstuck', they speed after Kim, but Lynn get's lost on the way. She wanders around the jungle. Lynn: Dean? Kim? Jerry? Jane? Where are you? Lynn wipes a tear drop and sits down on a rock, when she spies Jerry coming twoard her, he leaps into her arms, sending them both tumbling backward. Jerry mauls Lynn with kisses. Lynn: Hey Jer'! I missed ya! I'm lost, and I can't find Dean.... Lynn starts to sob. Jerry: Oh, I'm sorry, we'll find him, I'm just glad you found me!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 11:59:29 GMT -5
*Meanwhile, Kim's still in the unknown village...*
*The old village woman is leading her by the arm.*
*Kim looks around, taking in all the scenery*
Woman: Here...
*She points inside of a tent*
Woman: Go...
*Kim looks puzzled at the woman and walks in*
*She notices a handsome man sitting inside*
*She nods to him and he nods back*
Woman: You, Mary...
Kim: *Points to herself* I'm not Mary.
Woman: No, you...*She puts Kim's hand on the man's* Mary...
*Kim's eyes get big and quickly pulls her hand away*
Kim: I don't even know him!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 21:11:27 GMT -5
Lynn and Jerry walk, holding hands, wanderng around..... Lynn starts to sob and Jerry has to carry her, he sooths her by petting her hair softly.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 21:17:54 GMT -5
*Kim starts to sneak out of the tent but the woman stops her*
Woman: You...*points to Kim and sits her down* Mary..
*Kim leaps up*
Kim: I can't marry him, lady! I don't even know hi--
*The man walks up to Kim and takes her out of the tent to talk with her...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 21:19:51 GMT -5
Oh, nice..... Where in the hell is Dean? Dean, all the sudden, spots Kim, and spots Jerry and Lynn in the camp. He grabs Lynn from Jerry's arms and growls at Jerry, softly kissing Lynn, who is all over him by now, then they all turn to Kim and da' man.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 21:29:30 GMT -5
*The man takes Kim in his arms and kisses her passionately*
*He spins her back up and she stands back, amazed, unable to move*
Kim: I-I-uhh...I--...
*The man, in perfect English says:*
Man: I'm sorry about that, in there...she's a little desperate
Kim: *Looks into the man's eyes* Why so?
Man: Well, she's getting older and...around these parts, we don't have younger women, so in her old age she's desperately trying to find me a wife.
Kim: *Still gazing into the man's eyes, not even listening* Uh huh...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 12, 2006 20:29:38 GMT -5
Lynn scoffs and puts her hands on her hips, and stares at Dean.
Lynn: Oh please, is she really gonna become a wife to this, this... homeless dude?!
Dean covers his mouth as he laughs, out of control
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 12, 2006 20:32:02 GMT -5
*The mother comes barrelling out of the tent and pushes Kim into the man's arms*
Woman: MARY! *Slaps Kims head*
*Kim falls into the mans arms and looks up*
*The woman walks away in a huff*
Kim: Oh, excuse me...
*He sets her up and smiles at her*
*She brushes herself off and notices Lynn, Dean and Jerry...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 12, 2006 20:39:17 GMT -5
Lynn falls to the ground, laughing, then, relizing shes laying in goat doo, she leaps into Dean's arms, shreiking.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 12, 2006 20:40:30 GMT -5
*Dean throws Lynn down*
Dean: Sweetheart...I don't want that crap on me...eww...
*Kim laughs and runs over to the gang*
Kim: *Gasps* Jerrry!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 12, 2006 20:44:44 GMT -5
Lynn growls, and passionalty kissed Dean, knocking him down and going at it.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 12, 2006 20:45:10 GMT -5
lol, Ewwww....In goat poo?
*Gags*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 13, 2006 16:58:19 GMT -5
The two roll underneath a bush, away from the poo.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 13, 2006 17:48:19 GMT -5
LOL, nice save, Lynn...
*Kim leaps on Jerry*
*The man looks to Kim, puzzled and walks back into his tent*
Lynn: What's up with nature boy?
Kim: *Gets off of Jerry and pulls up her hair* Oh, that guy? *She walks up to Lynn and whispers* Handsome fella, isn't he?
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