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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 12:30:15 GMT -5
Lynn jams the booze bottles in her suitcase then races after her buddies, she throws her luggage at the cabby and hops into the cab. She smiles drunkily at her buddies and sticks her head out window. Dean: You're wearing that? Dean points at Lynn, who's clad in a leopard mini skirt, a coconut bra, and leis all over her body. Lynn starts to laugh hystercaliy, Dean passionatly kisses her and they start to go at it in the backseat.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 14:06:19 GMT -5
*Kim tightens her fist and swats at Lynn*
Kim: Stop it!
*Lynn and Dean straighten up*
Lynn: Sorry buddy...we just get carried away sometimes...
Kim: Yeah, sometimes I wish you would get carried away...by a large mammoth or velocaraptor, sometime.
*Lynn sits forward in the chair and stairs ahead, not moving*
Lynn: You know you take the fun out of life?
Kim: *Smiles* Yep.
Lynn: *Stiff* Good, I just wanted to see if you knew how boring you were...
Kim: I'm well aware...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 20:48:27 GMT -5
Lynn smiles at Kim and grabs her and tosses her into the front seat, pulling the little curtin. Dean leans twoard Lynn and ambushes her with his 'stuff'. The cabby smiles at Kim and winks at her. Cabby: You want? The cabby puckers his slimy little lips. Lynn: Yeah, go ahead Kim! That should be fun.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 21:07:17 GMT -5
*Kim looks at the cabby and her eyes get big*
*She inches away from him a bit, moving closer to the window*
Cabby: Hey sweetheart, you're a cutie...
Kim: Yeah? What's it to you?
Cabby: Awwww, you ain't sore, are ya'?
Kim: Just take us to the airport, all right? That's what we're paying you to do...
Cabby: Yes ma'am...
*Dean and Lynn can be heard from the back, giggling*
*Kim looks straight ahead, trying to ignore them*
Cabby: So...you got a boyfriend?
Kim: I have a fiance', yes, and we're on our way to save him
Cabby: Yeah? Where's that?
Kim: Some strange island...
Cabby: Sounds dangerous.
Kim: Just shut up and drive the taxi, all right?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 12:15:25 GMT -5
MUHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA! Lynn and Dean finish their 'work'. Dean buttons his shirt quickly and pokes his head through the curtian and kisses Kim's neck playfully. Dean: How's it goin', pallies. Dean snarls and swats the cabby. The cabby's eyes get big and he steps on the gas harder.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 12:32:38 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Dean and snarls*
*She looks at the Cabby and snarls...*
*Then she looks out her window and snarls at the driver's in other cars*
*She giggles and looks back at the Cabby*
*He laughs weakly...not sure if she's sane or not*
*Kim snarls at the Cabby and slaps him over the head*
Kim: Keep drivin', you bum...
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Post by LadyKnight on Oct 5, 2006 16:19:25 GMT -5
Suddenly they see a glimp of a female silhouette jump in front of the car. The Cabby screeches to a halt. Quickly the passenger door is pulled open and a girl jumps into the cab and shouts: "oh please help, they're after me, you gotta get me outta here, quick!" The frightened look on her face made the passengers in the Cabby realize the girl was not lying. "Drive as fast as you can! Come on! We have to get out of here right now!” she yelled in sheer fear.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 16:57:21 GMT -5
YAY! LADY'S IN!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO! Dean quickly throws his pants on and madly leaps over Lynn to cover her bare body, Lynn struggles with her dress and finally gets it on and peeks out at the woman from under Dean's leg. Lynn: Hey, pally. What's shakin? Lynn frowns as she figures out the woman is afraid of something. Dean looks intently at her, then puts his arm around the woman. Dean: Hey honey. Call me Dean, my girl here under me is Lynn, and that crazy girl in the front seat is Kim. What's wrong baby? Lynn climbs out from under Dean, and jumps into the front seat, pushes the cabby out the door, and starts to drive quickly to the airport to find their plane.
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Post by LadyKnight on Oct 5, 2006 18:00:08 GMT -5
The girl was still trembling. Dean looked at her panic-filled face and saw that her mind had shut down from fear. Dean: "This girl is really spooked, maybe we ought to get her to a doctor... ." "NO!", the girl suddenly shouts, "no, they're in on it too, they're everywhere, that's where they have secured their main foothold in the first place...don't go there!" Dean: "Who's they, honey?" The girl could barely whisper the words, and she felt the muscles in her throat contract. "Outerworld species..."
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 20:09:10 GMT -5
Oh god Lady, you really need help.... Lynn slams on the brake and the cab comes to a screeching halt, Lynn wheels it over to the curb, puts the parking brake on and leans into the backseat. Dean leans back, away from the the girl and he glances at Lynn, with a bewidlered look on his face. Kim stops snarling at cars and also leans into the backseat, Kim, Lynn and Dean exchange looks, wondering what to say. Lynn: Now, miss, what did you excatley say? Lynn licks her lips and her eyes dart to Dean. Lynn: O-outerworld...... s-s-s-s-s-s-species?! Dean then takes the girl in his arms agan. Dean: Are you sure, sweetie? Are you sure that...... Dean takes a deep breath, and looks to Kim, who's mouth is wide open, gaping at the girl. Dean: Ahem, are you sure that...... Dean looks back at Lynn again. Dean: .... Lynn: Look, miss. Are you sure o-o-o-o-o-o-..... Kim: Are you sure outer...... The three all look at eachother, Kim grabs a pad and paper, she jots down.... 'Are you sure 'outerworld species' are after you?' Kim clears her throat and hands the note to the trembling girl.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 21:09:36 GMT -5
Lady's cracked Lynn...*sigh*........she'll fit in perfectly
*mwuahahahahaha*
Kim: *Ahem* So you are in fact...seeing these things or are they just...imaginary?
Woman: No--no, I--...I can't explain it!
*Kim looks intently at the woman and jots a couple things down*
Kim: Yes? Go on...
Woman: I was just walking in the park and started to hear music...I--I turned around and saw the-- *She quickly turns around and watches the traffic in back of her*
*She looks around and makes sure no one is listening*
Woman: I can't say much....they may have me bugged...but all's I know is that I saw them...*she pulls Dean by the collar and gets an inch from his face*
Woman: ...I saw...IT
*She faints*
*The three look at each other and then back to the unconscious woman*
Dean: ..."IT"? Geez, Jer' would LOVE this...
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Post by LadyKnight on Oct 6, 2006 5:25:47 GMT -5
Lynn: "Sooo, what are we going to do ? Are we taking her to Italy with us or what ? We don't even know who she is."
Kim: "I'm not going on a plane with a crazy melon who 's seeing .... *gulp* aliens....., heck she might lead us into the Bermuda Triangle or something. "
Dean: "Now now, calm down you two, we're not going anywhere unless she's been taken care of." *Dean reaches out and starts searching through the woman's pockets*
Lynn: "Uhm Dean, honey, what do you think you're doing?"
Dean: "I'm looking for some ID...what's this?" Holding her hand he looks at the hospital identity band around her wrist reading: Jane Doe, admitted 09/04/2006.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 6, 2006 14:19:50 GMT -5
Oh Lady, you're too much!! Kim: Hey guys, I think we'll just have to take her with us...I mean sure she could bring down the plane with her insanity, but we need another passenger on that plane to get the Family Fun Pack of peanuts! Lynn: ...Kim..... Kim: Yeah? Lynn: You're an idiot Kim: *Sigh* I know...
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Post by LadyKnight on Oct 6, 2006 16:01:08 GMT -5
Hehehe you ain't seen nothing yet, baby! lol Talk about a plot twist huh!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 6, 2006 20:34:24 GMT -5
I'm so glad you joined in Lady! It's HILAROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lynn sighs and looks at the girl, whos passed out in the back. Lynn gets out of the cab and walks over to a cop. Lynn: Hey, mista' She smiles and kisses him, then grabs his gun and punches him out, and races back to the cab. Dean: What was that all about? Lynn: You think I'm gonna be without some protection when a crazy chick is around? Lynn floors the cab then races into a empty parking lot. Kim: Now what, girly? Lynn growls and leaps out of the cab, and opens up the back doors. Lynn: OUT! All three of you! I'm NOT going ANY PHUCKING PLACE until I figure this *BLEEP* OUT! Dean rolls his eyes and carries the girl over to a bench, and they all sit down around her. Dean slaps her softly and she arouses. Dean: Now, tell us the whole story.... Kim: This is gonna take a while..... Lynn slaps her. Lynn: SHUT UP, DAMMIT!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 6, 2006 23:54:58 GMT -5
...Number one rule of an adventure thread... Don't knock your proboard administrator around, LOL ...She knows "people" *Kim, getting tired of this 'game', runs over to a fire hydrant and busts the top off with a wrench (don't ask me how) and finds a long, firefighter hose (...) and turns the nozle on, aiming it at Miss Jane (lol)* Kim: Ma'am, I'm sorry to do this, but you give me no other choice* *She gets ready to pull the lever when Lynn leaps in the way and gets blown across the park* *Kim's eyes get big as she turns the thing off, puts it down and runs*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 13:11:25 GMT -5
You asked for it. Mizz Jane rouses slightly and spots Dean, looking right into her eyes, then then passionatly kiss eachother..... Lynn rolls around for a bit, then spurts up, darting around, shaking, then she spots her buddy fleeing, Lynn giggles manicaly. Lynn then grabs a lasoo and tosses it just so, and it lands squarly on Kim. Lynn: Whoa!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 15:23:21 GMT -5
*Kim nearly gets to the outskirts of the park...she's nearly out of the woods when all of a sudden she feels something tie around her waist and jerk quickly*
Kim: No!!!
*She holds onto whatever she can, but the ropes too strong, she gets thrown back and lands in a puddle of mud*
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