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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 7, 2006 16:43:16 GMT -5
All right, this is the Paris thread, those who wish to join should jump aboard now! We're getting packed and on our way very soon.
Ready....set....No, no...how about we go to Italy? lol, I know it's random, but it just popped into my head, why France? How about Italy! It's a lot less smelly there ;D
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 7, 2006 20:55:30 GMT -5
Italy! Hands down! Fat French over Sexy Italians? You know already what I think! Dean placed his underwere in his suitcase and zipped it up. It was buldging. Lynn walked into the room and threw her bra at him. Dean started to laugh and walk up to her. Lynn: Better not, studly. Lynn ran her hands over Dean's chest and smiled slyly. Dean was breathing hard, he snuggled her up to him and started to passionatly kiss her..... *1 hour later* Dean and Lynn skip out of the hotel and they wait on a park bench for Kim and Jerry, all the sudden, Frankie walks up. Frank: Well, kids! I see you made it! Lynn rolled her eyes, "yeah and you've made it with thousands of women!" Frank playfully punched her in the arm and sat next to her. Dean noticed Frank flirting with his gal and pulled Lynn closer, holding his hand over her bosoms so Frank couldn't touch them. Dean then pulled Lynn's skirt over her knees. Dean gave Frank a dirty look.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 7, 2006 21:50:53 GMT -5
*Kim looks at those crazy guys and laughs, laying her head on Jerry's shoulder, watching the craziness. All of a sudden Kim gasps*
Kim: Jerry! We forgot to pack! Our flight leaves tomorrow at 7pm and I haven't even any panty hose packed!
*Just as Kim blurts out the panty hose, Jerry giggles like a school girl, Kim swats at Jerry's head*
Kim: Oh, grow up.
Kim: See ya' Lynn! Bye Dean, we've gotta get to packing!
*The two leaps off into a taxi, and head down to the hotel*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 11:53:40 GMT -5
Dean yells after them:
"If you two were not playing 'mating buffalo' all day we could have been in Italy by now!"
Lynn pulls on Dean's sleeve and doubles over laughing. Frank kisses her cheek and runs his hand up her leg.
Lynn growls and slaps Frank across the face, she jumps to Dean's other side and clings to him.
Dean: Frank, if you don't want a beat up face, I'd suggest you'd keep your hands to yourself
After Dean told Frank off, they head to the airport, get past security and wait at the gait for Jerry and Kim.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 8, 2006 12:18:20 GMT -5
LOL!
*Kim and Jerry are racing to pack their bags in the hotel room*
Kim: Hurrry, sweetheart! They're waiting for us!!
Jerry: *Panting* I'm trying as fast as I can!
*The two race down the stairs and hop into a taxi*
Jerry: The nearest airport, please!! And step on it!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 21:38:14 GMT -5
Dean paces back and forth while Lynn plays drunkily in a fountian.... Lynn rips off her top and bra and jumps out of fountian and starts to dance. Frank is laughing maniclay, clapping and throwing dollar bills at the bare Lynn. Dean runs to her and throws a blakent over her, throws her to the ground and slaps her bottom.... "FIRE! FIRE ON MY GALS AZZ!" Lynn cackles
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 11, 2006 14:54:21 GMT -5
...Anymore of this Lynn...and we'd be reported...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 11, 2006 14:59:45 GMT -5
You're probley right! Frank grabs Dean by the arm and drags him over to a chair, and grabs Lynn and tosses her into a chair. Frank shakes a finger at the two "Now, now, guys. Behave. Jerry and Kim'll be here soon!"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 11, 2006 15:09:04 GMT -5
*As Kim and Jerry leap out of the taxi, Kim runs to the trunk and pulls out their luggage, Jerry throws the bills at the driver and waves his hand*
Jerry: Thanks!
*Kim and Jerry run up to two that resemble Lynn and Dean, and they spin the two around*
Kim: Oh! Sorry, we thought you wer--
*She waves her hand whatever, nevermind. They head out a little further into the crowd and spot Dean and Lynn*
Kim: Lynn!!
Jerry: Paul!!
*The two start tripping over other people's luggage*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 11, 2006 15:12:27 GMT -5
Lol Lynn stands up and stumbles to her friends, Dean makes a swipe at her skirt to hold her back but he just grabs air. Lynn opens up her arms wide and engulfs both kim and jerry in a back breaking bear hug and drags them over to chairs. Dean smacks Kim's behind as she passes and winks at her. Lynn: Ooookayy,, the air plane will come in..." She looks at her watch "Excatley 5 minutes" Lynn laughs. "Da-Plane! Da-Plane"
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 11, 2006 15:23:32 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Dean makes eyes at Kim and blows kisses at her while Lynn and Jerry talk.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 11, 2006 15:33:14 GMT -5
*As Kim is still fumbling with her luggage, she sees a plane start to get ready for take off. She looks at the flight number and back up at the plane....She gasps and points, not able to get any words out, she jumps up and down, pointing manically*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 11, 2006 15:37:33 GMT -5
Lynn looks up, she screams and grabs Dean and kim by the arms and scurries down the flight tunnel and into the plane. She gasps as it takes off as soon as they're in their seats.. Lynn looks around. "Where's Jerry?"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 11, 2006 15:47:00 GMT -5
Oh crap
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 11, 2006 16:02:45 GMT -5
*Lynn franticaly looks around the airplane, then looks out the window, she sees a skinny guy running below the airplane waving his arms*
Dean: hey! That's Jerry! Good, maybe I can seduce Kimmy.
*Dean puts his arms around Kim and kisses her sweetly
Meanwhile, Lynn is talking to the pilot
"Please! You have to land! I have his medicine and he needs it, otherwise he'll kill people!"
The pilot agrees and circles around, and proceeds to land.
Jerry gets closer and closer to the plane, he makes faces and Lynn and kisses and waves.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 12, 2006 16:34:59 GMT -5
Something fishy is going on here...
*As Kim runs to the front of the plane to welcome Jerry, Lynn starts flirting with the pilot....*
Lynn: So...you uh...you get good liftoff with a plane like this?
*The pilot reaches into the pilot box and takes a swig of scotch*
Lynn: Ahhh, a drinking man...just my kinda fella.
*She winks at the pilot and Dean grabs her by the arm, furiously jealous, and takes her to the back of the plane and straps her in with chains and a straightjacket.*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 12, 2006 20:57:36 GMT -5
You're SOOOOOOOOOOOO bad, kim! *hug* Lynn starts to bang and the door, she moans..... Lynn finnaly gets tired of this.... Lynn grabs a knife with her toes, throws it up to her mouth, and cuts off her straight jacket... She then picks the locks, then comes out in REEEEEALY short shorts, a bandanna for a top, and 10 inch heels. She totters around, with a cup, swinging her hips, she comes to Dean, winks and kicks up her legs. She then spots Cary Grant. Her mouth drops open, she blinks. Lynn grabs Kim by the arm and wheels her over to Cary and they sit next to him. They start to chat.....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 12, 2006 21:00:02 GMT -5
I LOVE this stuff! Cary: You happen to be Dean's wife? Hmmmmm.... That must be intresting. Cary laughs and kisses Lynn sweety. Lynn giggles and looks over her shoulder at Dean, who looks raging mad, and tosses her hair. She then passointley kisses Cary...
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