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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 1:11:28 GMT -5
Don't you freakin' mess with this story, Lynn
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 1:11:47 GMT -5
Ahem...previous page
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:03:10 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:09:43 GMT -5
LOL, OH MY GO--LYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:19:47 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:22:26 GMT -5
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:24:38 GMT -5
Alright! This will be intresting!
In manyana I'll be back!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 14:28:24 GMT -5
*Kim lays back in the taxi seat, just watching the planes fly by...she takes a deep sigh; filled with anger, sadness, frustration and heartache...*
*Taxi driver turns up the radio*
*Kim watches the cars blankly whizz by, not really listening to the radio*
Radio: In tonight's news, a man was found naked on the side of an airplane, he has not yet been identified but the passengers aboard flight 182 say he looks like a monkey-man...
Radio interviewing a passenger aflight 182
Passenger: Well, my husband and I were flying to Las Vegas, enjoying a peaceful trip when all of a sudden this...this
*Husband interrupts*
Husband: Monkey man!!!
Woman: Yes, this monkey man comes leaping out of nowhere on the side of the right wing...he was screaming someone's name, but I couldn't quite make it out...
*Audio clip of the man screaming*
Man: Heeeeeeeeeelp! Oh help, help me please--Waaaaaaawww. Kim, Kimmm!!! I'm sorry!!
Radio broadcaster: There you have it, folks, a--a monkey man on the wing of an aircraft, flight 182. ....In other news--
*Taxi driver turns off the radio*: Crazy shmucks...
*Kim's eyes get huge as she screams for the driver to take her back to the airport*
Driver: I'm sorry lady! I can't turn back in all this traffic...
*Kim gets out of the car and throws the man a 20*
Kim: I'll run, then!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 23, 2006 11:53:57 GMT -5
oh my god, Kim you'll do anything. Lynn and Dean stroll casually down the sidewalk near their hotel in the evening. Dean sings a sweet little song and Lyn closes her eyes and hums along. Lynn cuddles close to Dean. Lynn: I wonder what Kim is doing right now? Dean: I don't know, sweetheart, I hope she's alright. Lynn: I hope Jerry is okay too, he's a good kid. Dean: He sure is
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 23, 2006 12:04:07 GMT -5
I'm desperate for my man, Lynn *As Kim leaps over cars, and past the load of traffic, she finally sees the far-off shape of the airport.* *She pants, trying to catch another breath* *A guy in the car under her grabs a water bottle and gives her a sip* Man: You look thirsty...why all the trouble? Kim: My fiance' is on the wing of a plane... Man: *With wide eyes* That was your boyfriend?! Kim: *Sobs* Maybe 'was' but I'll try and stop that from happening... Man: Well, I wish you the best of luck...hope you find him in time. Kim: *Takes a swig of the water and gives it back to the man, wiping her mouth* Thanks, I hope so, too. *She continues on in the mess of cars and finally lunges out onto the pavement.* *She reaches the airport and runs in, panting, drooling and with her clothes ripped and tore she steps up in line and takes a number*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 24, 2006 20:57:35 GMT -5
OMG, Kim, you need help. Lynn and Dean decide to go to the park this time to be censored...... :grin
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 13:06:24 GMT -5
Cashier: 8889...
*Kim's passed out from exhaustion*
Cashier: NUMBER 8889!!!
*Kim leaps up and looks at her number*
Kim: Ooo, me! Me!!!!
*Kim steps up to the desk and looks at the cashier's name tag*
Kim: Hello Miss...Kat...I need a ticket to wherever flight number 182 is going...
Kat: I'm sorry, ma'am, flight number 182 has landed in some odd island, due to an idiot trying to fly on the side of--
Kim: Hey, shut up, that's my fiance'!
Kat: I'm sorry, ma'am, they didn't make it to America because of your fiance', the plane crashed after your fiance' grabbed attention of the pilot...he couldn't stear right and it just went down.
*Kim gasps and starts to sob*
Kim: Are they all right?!
Kat: No one knows...I can give you a ticket to Paris, though...
Kim: *looks at the lady* Do I look like I wanna go to Paris?
Kat: No ma'am, let me explain: we have a pilot who has a plane you could borrow....you could go to him and find your fiance'...
*Kim thinks for a while*
Kim: Can I use your phone?
Kat: Yes, but the limit is--
Kim: The limit is 10 minutes, I know...
*Kim dials Lynn's cell phone, but no answer. She calls again, and again*
*Kim hangs up*
Kim: *Sigh* They must be "busy" again...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:30:10 GMT -5
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'VE GOT IT, WE'RE BUSY! After Dean and Lynn get 'done', they get extremly tired of Paris and decide to head back home, they drive to the airport and walk in the door, Lynn spots Kim, and the both race over to their buddy. Lynn grabs hold of Kim's hand and Dean grabs the other. Lynn: What is going on here? Lynn notices the 'Kat' looking angerily at them and Lynn gives her a dirty look and flips her off, Kat sits back down at her desk, all flustered, then winks at Dean. Lynn snarls and leaps over the counter and attacks Kat by the throat.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:33:27 GMT -5
*Kim prys Lynn off Kat and screams*
Kim: Lyynnnnnn!!! We have more important things to decide here!!
*Lynn leaps off Kat and calms herself*
Lynn: What's that?
Kim: Jerry went down with the plane and he's on some strange Island...we have to go to Paris and find a plane, learn how to drive it and get Jerry outta there!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 20:35:43 GMT -5
Lynn's eyes buldge and she blinks at Kim, she gives her pally a questioning look. Lynn climbs over the counter and stands next to Dean, then looks to Kat. Lynn: Sorry, sista'. So where is this plane? Lynn grabs a pilots hat and flips it onto Dean's head, and salutes him. Lynn: Okay, no booze on da plane I guess.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 0:20:28 GMT -5
Kim: *Kim leaps over the counter and grabs the tickets*
Kat: The flight leaves in 45 minutes...
Dean: Good, that'll give us enough time to pack.
*The four casually walk out of the airport and hitch a ride in a cab, there is awkward silence among them...they want to make light of the situation, but are all secretly worried about Jerry*
*The four reach the hotel and walk up the stairs to pack*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 27, 2006 17:57:06 GMT -5
Lynn grabs all of her clothing and munches it all into one suitcase, she struggles with it, dragging it out of the room and throws it at the bellhop. Lynn: Careful now, it's pretty heavy. Just as the words come out of Lynn's mouth, the bellhop falls over backwards, defeated from the weight of the suitcase. Lynn checks in on Dean and Kim, who are almost done packing, and Lynn lights up a smoke. Bellhop: Hey! That's a non-smoking room! Lynn turns casually to the tiny man, she walks up to him and lights up a match on his cheeck. Lynn: Oh, really? The bellhop suddenly gets afraid and faints. Lynn laughs and tosses his body out the window.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 21:39:09 GMT -5
*As Kim struggles to fit her belongings in her suitcase, she gets up on the chair and crashes down on the luggage; clothes go flying everywhere*
*Kim sighs and picks up one dress, stuffing it in her pocket and walking down to the lobby*
*Dean and Lynn finish packing and walk down to the lobby to meet Kim*
Dean: Well ladies *he puts his arms around them both and smiles*...we're off to an unknown island in the middle of nowhere, facing death and uncertainty...doesn't that just make you want to buy out the whole bar?
*Lynn's eyes get big*
Lynn: *Scoffs* Yeah!!
*Dean looks at Kim, who has a scowl on her face*
*Dean nudges Lynn*
Dean: Maybe not, sweetheart...we'll have to stay sober for the trip--Lynn?
*Lynn's off in the bar, stocking up*
*Dean looks at Kim and shrugs*
*Kim faintly smiles and hails for a cab*
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