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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:33:15 GMT -5
Lynn starts to crack up, then drags Kim all the way back to Dean and Mizz Jane. Lynn casually eyes her nails..... Lynn: CRAP! A flaw... Come on, Kim the calf....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:35:42 GMT -5
Kim: *Ahem* Moo....
*Dean pokes Miss Jane and whispers in her ear*
*The woman leaps up and tackles Dean*
*Kim looks at Lynn*
Kim: I wonder what he said to her...
Lynn: Knowing Dean, he probably just said, "Wake"
Kim: *Laughs and wipes the mud off her face* No kidding...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:46:44 GMT -5
Lynn storms over to Mizz Jane and slaps her, she falls into a puddle, Lynn hops into Dean's lap. Lynn sticks her tounge out at Kim and Jane.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:49:58 GMT -5
*Kim helps Miss Jane up and brushes her off*
Miss Jane: I-I-I-I...*She pushes Lynn off Dean's lap and growls*
Kim: Oooo, now I don't know which to be more afraid of...the REAL insane one, or the drunk insane one
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:54:17 GMT -5
Lynn starts to sob and climbs up the tree.... and drops a hammer onto Jane's head.... and cackles like a monkey.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 2:11:36 GMT -5
*Kim jumps up and grabs Lynn's leg, pulling her down, hard, to the ground*
*Kim gives an evil eye to all of them*
Kim: I've had just about enough of this...we have to save Jerry. Now, I don't care whether or not you both ARE insane, but if none of you want to help get Jerry back, then I'll go by myself.
Dean: Nah, we're with ya' sweetie...we'll behave.
Kim: You all better, because anymore funny business and I'm gonna have to lock all of you into an insane assylum, do you understand?
*Silence*
Kim: Nah, I'm just kidding...let's just go get Jerry, all right, pallies?
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Post by LadyKnight on Oct 8, 2006 8:46:02 GMT -5
You two! it's impossible to keep up with the storyline with you to yo-yo's bouncing up and down like that! Oh heck, I'm gonna bounce right along with you..well at least try lol.
Meanwhile Jane has come around, sneaks off and gets in the cab, starts it up and speeds away leaving Dean, Lynn and Kim alone in the park.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 9:26:04 GMT -5
Awww, we're sorry Lady. We'll try and slow down, we know you're not online as often as us so we'll keep to a slower pace.
We're just excited you joined! *Jumps up and down litle a giddy schoolgirl*
*Kim looks at Lynn and Dean with a confused look and watches as Miss Jane speeds away in a taxi*
Dean: Wow, I guess she forgot something in the assylum!
*Kim giggles and goes back to wiping the rest of the mud off her clothes*
Kim: Let's just get going... I don't want to waste anymore time.
*The three walk a ways, to get back onto the road.*
*Lynn hails a taxi*
*The three jump in and load their luggage into the trunk*
Kim: To the airport please...and step on it!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:39:15 GMT -5
Lady! Hey, wheres yo goin'? Grrrrr. Lynn stares straight ahead while Dean makes eyes at her and strrokes her leg. Lynn side glances him and picks his hand off her leg and puts it onto Kim's leg. Lynn wags her finger at Dean as they speed up to the airport. Lynn: No monkey b-b--b-b-b-b-b--b-b..... Oh welll...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:42:10 GMT -5
LOL
*Kim removes Dean's hand and places it on Lynn's...*
*Dean gets frustrated and places both hands on his own legs...*
Dean: Hiya Dean...lovely night, isn't it?
*Kim looks at Dean awkwardly and places his hand on her leg*
*She continues looking out the window*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:55:13 GMT -5
Lynn's eyes get big and she looks at Dean.
Lynn: You okay?
Dean winks,
Dean: Just jolly!
Lynn shoots Kim a look.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:27:35 GMT -5
*Kim looks to Lynn and down to her hand, which is on Dean's leg*
*She quickly removes her hand and smiles at Lynn weakly*
*They FINALLY get to the airport and rush in*
Kim: One ticket to...*Looks to Dean* ...Where are we going?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 15:29:14 GMT -5
Dean looks to Kim, puzzeled, then to Lynn. Lynn sighs. Lynn: Geee, you people...... Lynn snaps her finger at a clerk. Lynn: What's shakin', yakin'? The clerk scratches his head in puzzlement. Lynn: Oh, welll... Where was the man who was on a wing of a plane, crazily dancing, now that plane is crashed on some island where nobody can get to other than flying there ourselves? The clerk pulls out a ticket. Clerk: Yes, that wrecked plane is on the Sardinia Island, thats to the exteme left to Sicily if you look on a map. Okay, here is a map to the island and the Leard Jet is out there. The clerk points out a door to a fancy jet. Dean: Alright, thank you. The three lug their bags out the door and a luggage carrier loads it into the bedroom of jet. Lynn: This looks fun, I can fly..... Lynn stumbles and falls over her own feet.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 0:49:01 GMT -5
*Kim gasps and looks to Lynn*
Kim: You are NOT driving this plane, missy...
Lynn: *Putting her arms on her hips* Oh yeah? Then who is?
*Miss Jane spins around in the pilot seat and tips her hat*
Jane: Evenin' folks! I'll be your escort on this lovely night...
*Kim looks at Jane and sits down hard on the chair*
Kim: Jerry's better off than we are....*gags* I'm nausious...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 12:51:10 GMT -5
Lynn growls at Miss Jane and sits into the Co-pilot's seat, she sighs and tightens her belt, tight. She rumages around for booze, but looks in the cabin behind her. Dean waves and Kim winks, they sit side by side, holding all the booze bottles. Lynn: Oh thanks guys, you're gonna leave me up here, with a crazy person and no booze? Lynn punches the plastic window.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 14:57:51 GMT -5
*Kim and Dean look at each other and laugh, watching Lynn bang herself against the window*
Jane: Buckle up, everyone! It's gonna be a rough ride!
*Kim and Dean buckle their belts in the back*
*Lynn looks to Jane and scoffs*
Lynn: I don't have to buckle my seatbelt...I'm not a child...besides, how many small jets crash--
*Right in mid-sentance, Jane slaps Lynn over the head with a large pilot manual and gives her the 'eye'*
*Lynn holds her head and looks at Jane...*
Lynn: Geez, be a little more creepy, will ya'?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 20:37:28 GMT -5
Lynn wiggles in her seat nervoisley and keeps her eyes gazing out the window, she starts to hear a weird noise. Lynn darts a look behind her, her eyes buldge. Kim is straddling Dean, openly mouthed kissing him. Jane notices and quickly shuts the cabin/cockpit door, sighing. Jane: If only I was so lucky. Lynn: You want me to fly, and you can go back there? Jane shoots Lynn a terriable look. Jane: No way, sweetie. Lynn sighs and continues to look out the window, humming.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 22:00:11 GMT -5
*Kim and Dean fool around for a bit and then decide to pull a little prank on Lynn*
*Now, remembering Lynn gets in on EVERY little secret of theirs, to make this 'surprise' even greater, Kim whispers to Dean and straps a parachute on her back*
Kim: All right, Dean...get ready.
*Dean winks and Kim then starts screaming*
*Lynn opens the cockpit door and watches as Dean starts to throw Kim out of the plane*
Dean: This girl refused to kiss me! So I'm throwing her out...LITERALLY!
*Kim screams and clings onto Dean*
Kim: Don't throw me, Dean!! Stop it!!!!!!!!!
*Lynn leaps back, debating whether or not to save Kim, she goes through with it anyways*
Lynn: Let her go, Dean!!
*Lynn pulls on Dean's ear and Dean swatts at her*
*Kim, now actually holding on for dear life, starts to slip*
Kim: Dean!! I'm slipping!
*Dean ignores Kim and Lynn wacks him over the head*
*Dean drops Kim and then, himself, drops to the ground*
Kim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*thud*
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