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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:03:34 GMT -5
Lynn lies snoring on bed, no idea of what's happening.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 21:13:29 GMT -5
*Kim, comes back to the table all calm and cool-like, sitting down and acting all proper and "high above", she starts eating her meal when Jerry realizes something's not right...*
Jerry: Who was that on the phone?
Kim: Oh? You saw me? Well, *flips hair* just an old friend, I guess...no matter.
Jerry: A man?[/b]
Kim: Yes a man[/b]
Jerry: An old boyfriend?
*Kim, just laughing hysterically to herself, loving his jealousy tryies to contain herself says as-a-matter-of-factly: Yes, does that...bother you? *She takes another bite of her meal*
*Jerry grinds his teeth and excuses himself. He goes to the register and asks for a phone*
Man: No more than 5 minutes, pal.
*Jerry nods and dials Dean*
Jerry: Dean! Dean...Kim's got a guy and I think she's planning on meeting him tonight..I don't know where/when/or with who but I aim to stop it! *he bangs his fist on the table and the man shushes him*
*At this time, Kim is rolling on the ground laughing hysterically*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:15:15 GMT -5
Dean cackles to himself.
Dean: Well, my goodness Jer! Are you sure it wasn't a joke? You know how Kimmy is!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:15:37 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 21:22:42 GMT -5
*Jerry starts raising his voice*
Jerry: I know how she is, Paul! ...She's got another man...and I need to find out who it is so I can beat him senseless...
Dean: You really gotta watch your anger and jealousy there, kid, you know how Kim hates that.
Jerry: Yeah, well, this time she deserves it...she's cheating on me Paul! And I won't stand for it!
Dean: Just calm down and take things slow...ask her about this "guy" and poke around for a couple answers...I gotta go, Lynn is calling me
*The both hang up, Dean laughs on the other end and walks to the couch for a drink, while Jerry goes back to the table with an angry scowl*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:24:59 GMT -5
Lynn: Who was that, dear? Dean takes her in his arms. Dean: the bellboy, dear.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 21:30:38 GMT -5
LOL!
*Jerry, still insanely angry sits at the table, not eating his food, but chewing it like a wild animal, pieces of food go flying*
Kim: *In a hushed but loud tone leans in and scolds Jerry* Jerry! I can't believe you're acting this way! Stop it!
*Jerry just looks at Kim and continues to eat. After he's finished, he pays for the meal and hails for a taxi.*
*Kim looks at her watch, Dean should arrive in about 1--*
Dean: Hey pally, is Jerry gone?
Kim: Yeah, he just...left.
Dean: Awwww, well, let's go and sit out in the bench out front. I have to tell you a couple of things...
*As Dean takes Kim by the hand, Jerry watches from a distance, not able to see who it is at first, he contemplates whether or not he should lunge out and attack the man, but he sits back and watches their every move*
Kim: I really don't know what his problem is!
Dean: He's just a crazy kid who's in love, darling, don't take it seriously.
*As Jerry squints harder, he notices it's Dean! His best friend! Jerry's eyes get huge and he just let's loose...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 14:47:13 GMT -5
Lynn is right behind Jerry and knocks him out with a wooden spoon, and drags him off into the bushes, then she runs a few feet behind the bence, she pops a record into a turntable, and
'Everybody loves Somebody' starts to play
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 14:55:35 GMT -5
Kim looks at the camera: What IS this with Jerry passing out in restaurant bushes?!
*Kim snaps out of it and looks at Dean:* So...what did ya' wanna talk to me about?
*Jerry...getting better about these "things" shakes it off and blinks a couple times...*
Jerry: I wish I knew who kept doing that! *He squints and focuses his gaze back upon Kim and Dean, he builds up the courage and walks over to them both*
Jerry: All right! I've had enough of this, Paul. Why don't you stop flirting with my girl? You know she's mine! Every girl I've ever had has been taken from...by you! And I'm serious about this one, so I'd really appreciate it if you'd leave her alone!
*Dean looks at Kim and then back at Jerry...he shakes his head and just walks away...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 15:03:01 GMT -5
Lynn bows in front of camera and trots happily over to Dean. She flashes a sweet look at the camera and lifts up her red dress to show her legs, she turns Dean around.
Lynn flashes her dress, then sky-kicks her legs high into the air, starts to sing,
and Dean snaps his fingers, starts to sing
"Ain't That a Kick In the Head"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 15:25:18 GMT -5
I can't tell you how insanely confused I get when you do that...honestly, it's embarassing! I lose my place and everything *mumbles to herself*
*As Jerry's still seething with anger, he sits down and puts his face in his hands*
Kim: Come on Jerry, just forget it, let's go home, please?
Jerry: All right darling, we'll go...but I wanna make sure Dean stays at least 3 feet away from Kim at all times...
*Kim rolls her eyes*
Kim: Sure, Jerry. Whatever you say...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 15:48:58 GMT -5
I love to confuse you! Dean and Lynn finish their act, and they follow behind their buddies.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 15:50:18 GMT -5
I know you do...and you do it too well
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 16:17:35 GMT -5
Hhahahahaha
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 16:25:21 GMT -5
lol, I forget the whole plot of the story. *Slaps forehead* Ah! This confusion is taking over!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 17:55:00 GMT -5
How about your ring Dean gave you?
LOL
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 29, 2006 19:21:11 GMT -5
I think Jerry ate it........
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 11:24:28 GMT -5
LOL Meanwhile, Lynn stumbles into a room where a banquent will be held, she cawrls under a long table, and passes out....
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