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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 16:46:09 GMT -5
Dean hears a rolling heap go past his room and thinks is a bomb, he runs out of his room in his underwear and see's nothing, he races down to Kim's room, maybe Lynn's there. He sees Kim.... Dean chuckles, locks the door behind him and lays down onto Kim's couch. MEANWHILE, Jerry is passed out in the bushes by a resteraunt and Lynn is passed out underneath a banquet table, where people will be dining later on....  |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 18:10:18 GMT -5
lol, But I like the "straight and narrow", call me a square but I just don't want to get in trouble when Dean and I have some "quiet time". Unless...you secretely desire Jerry, LOL.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 18:21:52 GMT -5
*Kim scurries out of the bathroom to see what all the noise is about, she quickly looks to the door and sees Dean sitting on the couch in his 'wear and gets beet red*
Kim: Dean! What are you doing here in your...underwear? And where's Lynn? Aren't you two supposed to be on a date?
*As Dean gets up Kim realizes she's just in her towel, she runs to the bedroom to change, while she's changing Dean gets a drink from the minibar and starts to ramble on*
Dean: Yeah, I dunno, I think she and Jerry have this "thing" going on between them and that's why they're always "in the bushes", I think it's their secret rendezvous spot
*Kim, patting down her wet hair and tightening the string on her robe comes out of the bedroom:* You think so? I don't think Jerry would do such a thing, and Lynn...she isn't the type to stray from such a man as yourself, I'm sure they're just planning a couple surprises for us, you know it is our one month friend anniversary *
*Dean, realizing Kim is very naive about these sort of things, just shrugs it off, taking another sip of scotch, knowing that those two may just be up to something more than "planning a little surprise party"*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 20:57:50 GMT -5
Ewwww. OMG. I'd never like Jerry, I mean, he's cute, but... Ewwwww. Meanwhile, Lynn awakens from her drunken slumber and, for once, is not drunk. She hurries up to her room and changes into a blue scanty dress and runs downstairs and into the gift shop. Lynn: Do you have whitmans? Clerk: You bet. Lynn: I want some, here's $10 Lynn buys Whitmens candy and has it sent to Dean and Kim. Then she races into her room, and settles down in her chair, and turns on the tv. She thinks of Jerry, she snickers. Meanwhile. Jerry is still in the bushes, asleep. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 21:19:47 GMT -5
...That really makes me feel great, lol
Why ew?!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 21:23:10 GMT -5
*As Dean paces the floor, wondering where Lynn could be he hears a knock at the door, he rushes across the room and opens the door*
Bellboy: Chocolates for you, sir
*Dean, confused, takes the chocolate and looks at Kim, Kim shrugs and goes back into the bathroom...*
*Meanwhile, Jerry wakes from his 'nap' in the bushes, trying to remember HOW he got into the bushes. As he gets up to dust himself off there's a crowd surrounding him, gawking at a celebrity passed out in front of a restaurant...He looks at them like THEY'RE crazy and just walks off casually*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 21:23:56 GMT -5
It's ewwwwwww.
Lol
I dunno. He's not ewwwww, but hes just diffrent
Hes vevvy cute, though.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 21:29:36 GMT -5
Yeah, he's an idiot in real life...but he's absolutely adorable *sigh* I just love him...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 21:36:43 GMT -5
I konw. He is extremly funny!
Lynn spots Jerry from her window, she quicky jumps out window, and lands on Jerry.
He gets knocked out again.
Lynn: THERE!
She pulls him behind bushes and races upstair again and settles down by Dean's door, so she can hear whats going on.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 21:40:33 GMT -5
Ummm...don't hurt my boyfriend?
What did he ever do to you?! I don't think he'll go within 20 miles radius of you ever again. Lynn...he's terrified of you! *Stands back* and so am I...lol
*Jerry, who has no life in him whatsoever, DIES behind the bushes of a crappy little chinese restaurant*
There! Are you happy? lol
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 23, 2006 11:21:43 GMT -5
No, that's mean. *cries* Lynn runs into bush and drags Jerry out, and screams in his ear. Jerry wakes up an runs a mile. LOL Lynn punches herself and she passes out. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 17:58:45 GMT -5
*Kim, still waiting for word of Jerry, paces the hotel room nervously, taking a sip of her "coke" at the minibar, she spits it out and looks at the glass...*
Kim: Uh...scotch, I'll never get used to that taste as long as I live.
*She hears a knock at the door and runs to open it quickly. There, standing at the door is her Prince Charming. Her eyes light up and a huge smile plays across her lips. She leaps into his arms, burrying her face into his neck, sobbing uncontrollably*
*Jerry embraces her tightly, he lifts her up and without saying a word...carries her off into the bedroom...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 23, 2006 20:26:17 GMT -5
Dean look on and just shrugs.
He spots Lynn stumble in through the double doors and she loses her red heel. She falls down flat on her face.
Dean smiles and strides over to his gal. He picks her up whie she smiles drunkily and he kisses her, and carries her into their room.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 21:35:59 GMT -5
*The next morning, Jerry and Kim race out of the bedroom. Jerry hops around the room for a minute, trying to get his shoes on while Kim is looking at Jerry struggling to get her jacket unzipped. The two scurry down the hall...as they do, Jerry grabs a piece of toast from the tray outside someone's door, puts them in his mouth, halfway hanging out and continues to leap down the stairs, the two burst through the lobby door, before they jump into seperate taxis, Jerry hands Kim a piece of toast; she smiles at him:* What...no jam?
*Jerry laughs and winks as he lunges into the taxi, Kim leaps into hers and they race down the highway*
Jerry: To the nearest flower shop! And step on it!
Kim: Driver, take me to the nearest tux shop, and hurry!
*As the two taxis race down the street and stop at a redlight, Jerry looks out his window and Kim out hers...the two spot each other and stick their tongues out. Jerry heads east, and Kim heads north.*
*The two look at their clocks and tell the taxi driver:* Keep the meter running...
*Kim dashes into the tux shop and rummages through the suits*
Man: Can I help you, miss?
Kim: Yes, I'm looking for a special suit for my boyfriend?
Man: What's the occasion, miss?
Kim: Well, my boyfriend and I, every other month, race to find each other the gift we've both been longing for for months, we try and catch each other by seeing if each one pays any attention to the others' need. And Jerry's been wanting a black tux for a couple months now and I haven't had the money to pay...now that I do I'd like to buy him one!
*As Kim's running out of breath, trying to explain this to the clerk, Jerry's at the opposite end of town trying to buy his girl roses*
Jerry: Sir! I'd like to buy 6 dozen roses...
Man: Wow, 6 dozen? For a special gal?
Jerry: Sure is, I'm giving her 6 dozen because we've been together for 6 months and I know she's just been dying for roses for a while now.
Man: Ahhh, the romantic type...I have just the thing...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 10:30:15 GMT -5
Gee. You are hilarous! Meanwhile Dean and Lynn are having brefceast. Lynn reads the newspaper and Dean reads the Classifieds. Lynn: Hmm. Look at this one Lynn shows a pink bra to Dean. Dean smiles and puts his arms around Lynn. Dean: You want it? Lynn sticks her tounge out. Lynn: No.... Dean picks up Lynn Dean: But I know something that you do want! They go to thier bedroom |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 17:52:27 GMT -5
*As Jerry is frantically looking for the roses, Kim's in the tux shop trying on ties with a picture of Jerry's face in front of hers*
Kim: Hmmm...do you have anything with a fainter color? Orange isn't for him...he likes teel blue
*The man sighs, frustrated that the woman can't decide...on a tie! He grabs another one off the rack and hands it to her: How about this, ma'am?*
*She stops, surprised by the word that the man just spit out, "ma'am"?*
Kim: ...This'll be fine, thank you...
*On her way out the door she stops to look in the large mirror and thinks to herself...ma'am?!*
*Meanwhile, Jerry's sitting in a chair, tapping his foot nervously...*
Jerry: Is there any way you guys could speed this thing up? I have a girl waitin' for me!
Man: Yes, sir...we're all finished. Would you like to take a look at them?
Jerry: Wow, those are beauties, all right. Could you send them up to *gives the man the address to the hotel and pays him in full cash* Thanks so much! *Before he can even get the words out, he's already out the door and into the cab.*
Jerry: Cosetta's, and step on it!
(Ahhh, I can't get enough of that restaurant)
*As Kim dashes into the cab with the tux, she tells the driver to drop her at Cosetta's, the driver nods and they race down the highway*
*The two meet up in less than 20 minutes, Jerry carrying a box in hand and Kim carrying a larger box in hers, the two, nearly out of breath, smile sweetly at each other and ask for a table for two...*
*Before ordering, Jerry has this evil twinkle in his eye, the kind he gets when he's about to play a nasty trick on Dean or Lynn...Kim knows that twinkle all too well, as she squints her eyes, wondering what is he up to?*
*He takes out a small little box and bounces up and down in his chair like a little boy*
Jerry: Open it! Open it!
*Kim smiles, embarassed that her fiance' is acting so "childlike" she quickly unwraps the gift...she takes out the metal object and stars blankly at it...and then back to Jerry*
*He smiles proudly, yet with a little hint of a teasing tone, he asks: So...do ya' like it?!*
*Her eyes get big, and as she twirls it around her finger she asks "...what the heck IS it?"*
Jerry: It's a bolt! ...It symbolizes our strong, unwavering relationship
*Kim looks like she's about to launch out and break his neck across the table, but she just smiles sweetly and thanks him...*
Jerry: So! What did I get?
*Kim sets the box nicely upon the table and waits for his reaction*
*Jerry, almost knowing exactly what it is, feels horrible about the nasty trick, but pulls through, knowing she'll love the whole bit in a matter of hours*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 20:51:39 GMT -5
LOL THis is too hilarous! Meanwhile, Lynn is asleep, and Dean decides to play a nasty trick on Jerry. Dean is on the phone. Dean: "Yes, I want a 4 carat diamond solitare sent to a wonderful dame named 'Kim' at Cosetta's. Yeah, I just bought a 6 carat one, okay, thanks. Note? Oh, okay. "Kim, from your handsome italian. Don't tell our little pally with a name that starts with a 'J'. Meet me on the bench by the park at midnight" LOL You can play Dean, when the 'midnight rolls around'. I'll contain Jerry. LOL) |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 20:56:33 GMT -5
LOL!
I feel bad for the guy...and he doesn't even exist!
*Jerry excuses himself from the table to use the bathroom as Kim sits, just munching on garlic bread...*
Man: Message for you, Miss.
*Kim, a bit confused, thinking I didn't know anyone knew I was here. She opens the note and smiles slyly*
*Jerry comes back to the table and sits down, seeing the smile on Kim's face as he opens the napkin and rests it on his lap*
Jerry: What's so funny?
Kim: Oh, nothing *she hides the note in her back pocket quickly* Darling, will you excuse me?
Jerry: But my gif--
Kim: --I'll be right back, just stay here, *she kisses Jerry and walks off to the register.* May I use this phone please?
Man: Yes, but please keep it short.
*Kim smiles and nods politely, dialing Dean's number...*
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