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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 11:25:04 GMT -5
Oooops,
that was supposed to be a lcheesy smily
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 6, 2006 18:23:15 GMT -5
lol, Then modify it. *As Lynn is looking beautiful while passed out, as always, Jerry scurries down to the lobby and takes Kim by the arm, he leads her into a taxi and talks her into wearing a blind-fold* Kim: What ARE you doing, Jerry? Jerry: *Giggling* Shhhh, don't worry, it's a surprise. *As Jerry finishes tying the blind-fold, he kisses her passionately on the lips and tells her to take his arm. As she does, he leads her out of the taxi and tells her to stand still while he asks the driver to wait* (After wondering when these stories will end, I'm so tempted to say *Kim wanders into the street and gets killed by a car*) ;D *Jerry and Kim walk up to a tiny little shop and as Jerry can hardly contain the excitement, he giggles like a school boy and rips off the blind-fold, Kim looks around and gasps in joy. She leaps on Jerry and kisses him all over...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 20:43:38 GMT -5
If you kill yourself I'll blow something up.. Dean meanwhile has whisked Lynn away to find Jerry and Kim. They stop when they see them. Lynn: What are they doing in front of a underwear shop? Lynn starts to laugh hystercaily and Dean puts a hand over her mouth and drangs her onto a bench in the bushes. Dean: Shhhhh!!! Do you want them to find out that we spy on them all the time?! Lynn shakes her head but starts to crackup again.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 6, 2006 21:16:55 GMT -5
lol, An underwear shop??
*The owner walks out and stares at the sign...*
Owner: Stupid *mumbles to himself and rips off the 'underwear' sign to reveal a 'jewel shop'*
*As Jerry tries to get Kim to calm down he walks over to the cases that hold all the jewels. Kim gasps as she walks up to the case filled with wedding rings. Jerry looks at her, winks and smiles*
Jerry: Go for it, sweetheart...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 7, 2006 11:38:52 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!
You need to be a comiedian. spelled it wog. lol
Dean and Lynn meanwhile have raced into the jewel shop...
Dean: Mister, please close the shop! Now!
Dean holds his fist to the owners face.
Owner: W-why, yess, I-I-I- sure w-w-will
The owner wipes sweat off his brow and scurries around pullling down curtins and puts the 'closed' sign up on the door.
Dean and Lynn cackle and highfive eachother and race out the back door to Zio's.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 7, 2006 16:22:33 GMT -5
*As Kim is looking through the cases, the lights immediately go dark, she looks around and holds onto Jerry*
Kim: It's a sign, Jerry....
Jerry: Oh shut up, you weirdo, the light's just burnt out.
*Kim clings to Jerry even tighter, as she looks towards a little ray of light, peering through the door, she squints and sees a shadow of two people scurrying out the door, she smiles and whispers to Jerry. Jerry looks around and laughs*
Jerry: *Sigh* They get us everytime....
*Jerry and Kim run out of the shop and down the street to hail a taxi, the two jump in and speed down the road.*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 7, 2006 20:57:11 GMT -5
Meanwhile,
Dean and Lynn were casully dining at Zio's.
Dean: So, about the little one?
Lynn smiled and patted Dean's hand.
Lynn: You sure you want kids yet?
Dean shrugged.
Dean: It'd kinda hold us down, nah, no kid.
Lynn hugged Dean.
Lynn: Thank you so much!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 7, 2006 21:53:46 GMT -5
LOL
*As Kim and Jerry rush out of the taxi, they walk into another little jewelry shop. Kim's eyes get huge, just like a kid in a candy shop.*
Jerry says to himself: Ohh, I feel nauseous...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 11:48:28 GMT -5
While Lynn has gone to the powder room, Dean makes calls to all of the jewrley stores in town, saying to each of the owners. "If a skinny monkey kid with a whiny voice and a beautiful redhead come in, give the redhead a diamond bracelet, with engraving on it that says: 'to my baby, from your studly'" Dean hangs up the phone and starts to laugh manicaly.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 8, 2006 12:23:16 GMT -5
*The two walk into the jewelry shop. Kim peers out the store window to see if they're following her, and takes a sigh of relief.*
Kim: Phhhhewww, all right, we're safe!
Jerry: Great, now go have your fun, *impersonating Ed Sullivan* I'll be sitting right here in this chair, right here in this very chair...right here in this really big cha--
Kim: Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah, babe?
Kim: ...Shut up.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 21:23:08 GMT -5
Dean and Lynn finish their dinner and decide to go for a stroll. They walk up the dark streets to find one stoe open, the Jewrely store. They peer in the window. Dean: Hey! There's Kim and Jerry! Lynn: Let's go in! They scurry in and Lynn capture's Kin by the arm and Dean grab's Jerry by his wrist. Lynn jumps up and down, pointing at rings and smiling at Kim
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 11, 2006 15:40:00 GMT -5
*Kim goes insane, jumping right along with Lynn*
Kim: I know!!!! It's so exciting!
*She looks over at Jerry and smiles*
Kim: *Sigh* He's just such a sweetheart.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 11, 2006 16:05:01 GMT -5
Lynn laughs manicaly
Lynn: Break the bank! Get this one!
Lynn points at a 6 carat diamong solitare. Dean chuckles, and kisses both gals, but kisses Kim extra secpial.
Dean: Jerry, get the 6-carat for Kim! It'll be like Lynn's only a little smaller
Dean cackles and pulls both gals colse to him and gives each one a steamy kiss.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 12, 2006 16:37:44 GMT -5
*While Dean kisses the girls, Jerry gets the angry pucker in his lips and screams*
Jerry: All right, break it up!! BREAK IT UP!!
Lynn: You should really go for that 6 carat, Kim, it's just the greatest.
*As the girls are talking, Jerry pulls out his "handy-dandy" calculator and adds up the sums; he presses "=" and drops to the floor*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 12, 2006 20:51:54 GMT -5
Lynn looks down at the prone Jerry and back up at Dean, then to Kim. She shrugs. Lynn puts her arm around Kim. Dean then hugs Kim and smiles sweetly at her. He put the 6 carat on Kim's finger. "I'm buying it for you, sweety!" says Dean
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 12, 2006 23:18:01 GMT -5
*Kim's mouth drops and she looks at Dean. Jerry leaps up and gets behind Dean*
Jerry: No! I'm her soon-to-be husband! I'M buying it for her!!!
*Kim and Lynn just keep staring at the ring. Kim sighs, oblivious to what's going on around her*
Kim: *Holding her hand out far, seeing the ring glisten in the flaurescent lighting* Isn't it just so gorgeous?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 11:32:08 GMT -5
Lynn jumps up and down with Kim, hooting and laughing, holding out both of thier rings. Lynn grabs Jerry by the shirt and drags him to a gift shop so they can buy stuff for Kim.... Meanwhile Dean stays with Kim. Dean: Well, with you gettin' hitched, I guess this is it...... Dean looks down at his shoes, then flashes his best smile at Kim. He takes her into his arms. He kisses her passionatly.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 17:42:36 GMT -5
LOL, Lynn you're trying way too hard on this one, *As Dean spins Kim around after kissing her passionately, she stands in amazement and is unable to move a muscle* Kim: *Ahem* Well, I---uh--...I... *She leaps on Dean and attacks him full of kisses*
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