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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 19, 2006 21:05:31 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean sit side by side in cab, and laugh together.
Dean: I wonder what those lovebirds are doing now?
Lynn: Probley screaming around going nutsi again.
Dean: Again? How could they go nutsi again when they already are?
They both laugh and snuggle while the cab driver drives to resteraunt.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 19, 2006 21:06:02 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 19, 2006 21:17:39 GMT -5
*As Jerry pulls Kim violently down to the lobby, Jerry hails for a taxi.*
Jerry: Cosetta's...step on it! And fast!
*The taxi screeches to a halt in front of the restaurant and Jerry and Kim lunge out*
Kim: Hold it Jerry! I can't run as fast as you! Slow down...
*They run into the waiting area and with a puff-puff, Jerry asks if a couple came in about 5 minutes ago...*
Service man: No, I'm sorry, sir.
Jerry: A redhead and a tall, handsome Italian?
*The man shakes his head*
Jerry: All right! Let's go, Kim! A table for two, please, and have those two I just identified sit next to us...
*Kim looks at Jerry with a smile, catching on*
*They both sit down and cover their faces with a menu, waiting...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 19, 2006 21:22:14 GMT -5
Dean and Lynn saunter in, they spot their pallies, and send them a champage bottle. They sit down and Dean casually slides his hand up Kim's leg. Dean: Boy, it's sure smooth in here.... Dean turns to Kim and winks. And jerks his head twoard the bath room, with a questioning look on his face. Lynn sees it all, and laughs. Lynn: Wow, Dean, you sure are getting into EVERYTHING!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 19, 2006 21:26:44 GMT -5
*Kim looks up at Dean and gasps*
Kim: Well!
*Kim leaps up and takes Jerry by the hand*
*Jerry, not realizing any of this is going on, he tries to sush Kim, fearing she'll draw attention to them so they won't be able to--*
*Jerry looks over at Lynn and Dean, both tapping their feet and raising a 'brow*
Jerry: *Laughs nervously* Hiya Dean *nods*...Lynn...I--uh...I...we wanted to congratulate you.
Dean: On what, Jer?
Jerry: On...*looks around nervously and catches sight of a champagne bottle*
*Jerry grabs the bottle and makes a toast*
Jerry: To Dean and Lynn...the best friends anyone could ask for.
*Jerry takes a sip and gulps it down nervously*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 19, 2006 21:30:47 GMT -5
Lynn eyes Kim, narrows her eyes and arches her eyebrow. Lynn tugs Dean's arm. Lynn: It's a bit pricey here, baby, let's go someplace else. Dean get's up. Dean: Where? Lynn: Oh I don't .... know. We'll see! Lynn drags Dean out of resteraunt. As they get out... Dean: What the.... Lynn: Shh! They're up to something! Dean: Oh yeah? that 'the best friends anyone could ask for.' made me a bit nervous. Lynn: Excalty! Let's go! They both scurry off
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 19, 2006 21:35:16 GMT -5
*As Lynn and Dean leave, Jerry sits down and takes a big sigh of relief*
Jerry: Woah, that was a close one...
Kim: Yeah, no kidding. It's hard creeping around like this...knowing we're supposed to be in jail while we're creeping around in Italian restaurants...
Jerry: Shhh, keep your voice down! They may hear us!
*Jerry and Kim settle down into their seats and order*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 20, 2006 16:02:41 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean are drinking outside the resteraunt, they get extremly drunk and teeter into the resteraunt. Dean: Herre comes my baaabyyy Dean stumbles over to Kim and picks her up, and takes her away. Lynn smiles and rum flows out of her mouth onto Jerry's head, and she grabs him and starts to dance very fast around the resteraunt with him
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 20, 2006 19:43:21 GMT -5
*Kim, while being hauled away over Dean's shoulder, looks back at Jerry and finds Lynn violently dancing with Jerry, she squints her eyes and perces her lips, thinking: Ahhh, another little game...well, we'll just see who wins THIS one*
*As Kim and Dean get into a taxi, Kim leans in and gives Dean a tender kiss on the neck, whispering: we finally have our alone time, darling...Lynn will never have to know!*
*Dean's eyes get wide, thinking, Oh no! Time away from my sweet Lynn...into the arms of this madwoman?! ...I'm quickly changing my mind about this whole thing*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 20, 2006 21:07:02 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Lynn whizzes Jerry out of resteraunt and into bar, pumping him full of drinks Jerry: No, no more, thank you! Lynn cackles and pours rum bottle down Jerry's throat Lynn: Nope, just a little more! When they finish they go away to quiet place. Wink Wink
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 20, 2006 21:13:01 GMT -5
Well!!
*As Kim and Dean head back to the hotel, Dean stops by a little flowershop and picks up a couple lillies for Lynn, but Kim grabs them from Dean's hands and hugs them tightly*
Kim: Awwww, you're so sweet! Thank you! *She says as she's squishing them*
*Dean looks out the taxi window and takes a swig of scotch, sighing to himself*
*Kim looks out her window, takes a sigh of her own and wonders what Jerry's doing at this very moment...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 20, 2006 21:19:06 GMT -5
You're so bad! Meanwhile Lynn seduces Jerry.. Lynn lies on top on Jerry, smoothing her hands over his hair and ears... Lynn: Such a sweet face, and those lips! Just the right size for... Lynn french kisses him... Jerry smiles and pulls Lynn underneath the covers. Jerry: I sure hope Kim and Dean are doing the same thing!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 20, 2006 21:31:22 GMT -5
*As Dean and Kim finally reach the hotel room, Kim's beyond tired and lays down her purse and things on the chair near the door, she goes into the bathroom*
*While Kim is in the bathroom getting dressed, Dean walks around the room nervously, taking a sip of anything that may contain liquor in the room, as Kim steps out of the bathroom, Dean perks up and watches Kim walk into the bedroom and close the door*
Dean: Whew!
*Kim opens the door back up:* Goodnight Dean, I'm sorry for the craziness earlier, I hope Lynn will be back soon for you...*she closes the door and goes to bed*
*Dean, feeling relieved goes downstairs to the bar...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 21, 2006 21:18:36 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Lynn has pumped up Jerry with scotch and drags his unconcious body out into the sidewalk, and hails a taxi to go find Dean. Lynn races into bar and spots Dean stumbling around. Lynn runs up to him. Lynn: Deany! Dean smiles brodly and opens his arms wide and Lynn flys into his arms. Dean: Oh, sweetheart, I'm so glad you're here! I'll tell ya, that Kim. She's a beautiful dame, but, she's crazy. First she's cold as a stone to me, then she's climbing all over me, trying to unbutton my clothes, then she's all cold again. What's wrong with the broad? Lynn laughs and shakes her head, and burys it into Dean's arms. Lynn: I really don't know, she act's like she's nuts about you and she doesn't. I need to talk to her. Dean tsks and leads Lynn up to their room. They both go to bed and have their alone time, then go to sleep, then Lynn sneaks out of bed. Lynn walks down hallway and let's herself into Kim's room. Lynn goes to bedroom door, and knocks. Lynn: Kim, can we talk? LOL
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 11:05:06 GMT -5
*Kim wakes to a sound coming from outside the hall, a loud banging on the door, she gets up slowly and puts on her robe, walking cautiously to the door, trying to make sure she doesn't step on anything on her way, she opens the lock and peeks through the door, noticing Lynn is partway drunk, but realizes that's about as surprising as finding a fish in water, Kim invited Lynn in*
Kim: Hey girly, what's up?
Lynn: Kim...we need to talk.
*Kim, realizing the seriousness in her friends voice, sits down and listens intently*
Kim: What's wrong? Is Dean all right? *Suddenly remembering their craziness at the restaurant a few hours ago asks frightfully* Where's Jerry?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 11:51:03 GMT -5
Lynn smiles wryly and sits across from Kim on the bed. Lynn sprawls out on a chair, but is still very serious. Lynn. Dean's in bed, asleep. Don't worry about Jerry. I just wanted to talk. Yoe see.. Lynn clears her throat. Lynn: We've had Dean and Jerry for a while. I've had all of Dean. Always. I never let you have him, even for a second. But I tried to share, and... I don't know. Maybe you thought that it was a set up from me. Dean's afraid of you now. I told him you're harmless, just a little batty. Lynn chuckles. Lynn: But what I don't understand is why don't you like Dean anymore? is it me? Lynn starts to cry. LOL!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 15:28:57 GMT -5
*Kim, staring at Lynn with a confused and bewildered expression on her face, trying desperately to keep a straight face...*
Kim: Lynn, it's not that I don't want Dean, believe me, I want him, but he's yours! And I just felt as though it would confuse things, (and make the movie a little more difficult to play along by). I'm not at all angry or ungrateful to you, I simply just thought it would be more "professional" if we left it like it is in the movies, ya' know? Dean and his right hand girl and Jerry with his crazy coook of a girlfriend trying to fight things out between each other. Oh, I don't know, I'm probably ruining the whole fun of it but I just thought it would be smooth sailing if we kept our boyfriends to each other, lol.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 16:43:07 GMT -5
Lynn get's up and falls down, out of room and down stairs, but before that she get's this out.
Lynn: Dean loves both of us, he's told me that so many times I can't even count. But wouldn't it be a great movie if we traded off guys? the first ever! And you know how these 1940's people are. Straight and narrow. Let's share, if you want.....
*swigs scotch and tumbles down stairs, laughing*
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