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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 16, 2006 14:02:38 GMT -5
The adventures of Lynn, Dean, Kim and Jerry.
An action-packed, star-studded, romantic comedy starring those two funny men – Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, featuring their two gorgeous girlfriends Lynn and…the other crazy one.
Get ready for rolling laughs, side-splitting situations and of course *wolf music plays in background* steamy romance…*ahem* alright, maybe we’ll just keep that in private, but grab yourself a drink, take a seat…and enjoy the show!
This thread is for you dreamers out there who long to be in showbiz but…haven’t quite made it onto the big screen.
Feel free to add your comments, your own little scene or just sit back and enjoy the comedy!
Scene 1, take 1:
P.S. Lynn, we should have bloopers, lol! ;D
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 16, 2006 21:04:24 GMT -5
Cool!
Love the intro! Steamy romance, ahhhh.. *sighs* And I'll be sure EVERYBODY has a WONDERFUL time!
We need to make a bloopers thread!
ACTION!
Lynn (Drunky) stumbled down Park ave, she had lost her bottle. Few of you know, Lynn will die without her bottle. It's like her baby. So she's out at 2am, stumbling around... And Dean is searching madly for her.
Lynn: Woooooooooooooooo..... I love my bottle evrrrry moment.......
*falls down underneath bench*
Meanwhile....
Dean was pacing back and forth, with Kim and Jerry. They were so worried. They had looked everywhere.
Dean: Where is she? Somethings happend! If somebody hurt my baby I'll kill em!
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lewisplease
Robin & The 7 Posts
ain't that a kick in the head!
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Post by lewisplease on Aug 17, 2006 10:36:03 GMT -5
aw! thats so sweet! lucky you, lynn.. and you too kim, to have these fellas!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 17, 2006 12:20:02 GMT -5
You can join in too if ya want!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 17, 2006 13:19:10 GMT -5
*Kim tries to restrain Dean*
Kim: Just cool it Dean, I'm sure she'll be all right, you know how she is...always drunk and...well...drunk.
*Jerry laughs* Jerry: I can just imahiiiine *Jerry laughs again* Jerry: All right, we better cut, I screwed up the line...
*Lynn walks out from behind the camera, sucking on a lollipop* Lynn: You guys lookin' fer me?
*Everyone starts laughing hysterically*
Kim: All right, all right everyone, let's get back to it...Dean, when I que you, start to get teary and reach for a glass, all right?
Dean: Sure *Lynn and Dean kiss and Jerry and Kim growl at each other and pinch* [lol]
Kim: All right...action!
*Dean paces the floor, smoking a cigar.* Dean: Where can she be?!
Kim: Dean, just relax...
*Dean reaches for a glass of scotch*
Kim: Not that relaxed...how about we go searching for her? She's gotta be around here someplace.
Jerry: Yeah, I think she's got something there, our worrying couldn't help much...she's probably at the nearest liquor store.
Kim: Good thinkin', sweetheart. Let's get going, she can't be too far off...
*Everyone leaves the hotel room and runs down to the lobby to catch a cab*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 17, 2006 21:11:05 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAA!
Good one!
Lynn rolls around, singing songs, drunk as a bat. And cawrls out into the street....
Lynn starts to laugh....
Kim: CUT!
Lynn gets up but falls down again.
Lynn: I just can't help it! This is so funny!
Dean meanwhile is cracking up.
Kim: Okay! CALM DOWN! ACTION!
Lynn looks down at her hands and makes imangnery drink and drinks them, and talks to herself. Says a swear word.
Dean: OOOOOOPS! Watch that potty mouth dear!
Kim: CUT
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 18, 2006 9:34:59 GMT -5
*Kim tries to keep a straight face, but how could she with two of the funniest men in history...and her best friend always cracking jokes? ...She fears this film may never reach the silver screen...*
*Jerry's mouth starts going off right along with Lynn's*
Kim: Jerry! Shut that mouth! Just because Lynn does it doesn't make it right for you! I'm trying to make a picture here!
Jerry: *Saying in 9 year old voice* Yes, mother dearest.
*Kim gives Jerry the 'I-know-you're-kidding-but-I-need-you-to-be-serious' look
Jerry: Awwww, I know this is a big deal for you...and we'll co-operate, right guys?
*Jerry looks around*
Jerry: Guys?
*Looks under the table cloth and in shouts in a vase.*
Jerry: Oh, guys...Where did ya' go?
*Kim, knowing right where to find them walks through the hotel door, down the hall, into the elevator, through the lobby and into the bar...pulling both Dean and Lynn by the ear*
Kim: I'm gonna make this picture whether or not you two like it! Sober or plastered...this film will reach Hollywood...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 18, 2006 12:02:48 GMT -5
Lynn: Ahhhhhh, that hurts. See what she did to me Dean?
*Grabs onto Dean and fakes sobbing on to his suit*
Dean: Come on sweetheart, I know, I love you, but we need to get this stupid picture done!
Kim: Okay, action!
Lynn stands up and walks into a park, and sits on bench, and watches cars go by. She knew she shouldn't run away like that, but she was mad.
Starts to cry.
"I want my Dean!"
Boo hoo hoo hoo.
*Dean walks out of bushes in his underware*
Dean: Want me? Here I am sweetheart!
LOL!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 18, 2006 12:12:21 GMT -5
*Kim shreiks in horror and gasps* Kim: Wardrobe! Get some clothes for De--*Jerry walks out in his underwear* *Gasps again* *...Kim leaps on Jerry and they start rolling around in the bushes...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 18, 2006 20:15:31 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean start laughing hystercilay.
Lynn clears her throat and mimics Kim into the loudspeaker.
Lynn: NOW WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT! Dean! Sweetie, get those two lovebirds outta there! I thought you wanted this to be a family friendly flick, Kim!
Dean and Lynn cackle together, and Lynn strips down to a black bikini and dances around with Dean.
Dean rips Kim's clothes off to reveal a white bikini.
Dean: Family friendly? What kind of family?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 18, 2006 20:27:16 GMT -5
*Kim stands in horror as she's being ripped at by crazies*
*Kim dances around Jerry...*
lol, We look like a ballet
Kim: All right, all right...enough silliness...I don't thi--*Kim looks towards the camera and shreiks in horror*
Kim: Frank, You were filming?! I can't--
Lynn: Don't worry Kim, we'll get these two crazy guys straight. *Lynn takes a megaphone and announces that there will be no more liquor onstage until the wrapping of this scene*
Kim: Whoa, Lynn...that's brave of you...
Lynn: *With a nauscious look* Yeah...I think I jumped the gun on that one...
Kim: Well, I'm glad you--
*Jerry quickly wizzes by on a skateboard half naked*
Kim: Jerrry!!! Get your clothes back on!
*Jerry rides back around and pulls on Kim's bikini strap*
Jerry: *Laughs in a nine-year-old voice* Hahaha, it's a dirty picture, this movie. *Jerry skates off*
Kim: Dean!! I need my clothes back!
*Kim walks offstage*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 18, 2006 20:31:34 GMT -5
OMG! Dean meanwhile drags Kim back onstage and Dean rips off Lynn's bikini. Lynn doesnt seem to notice, Frank comes on stage and walks right out. Sammy comes onstage and faints. Lynn dives into Dean's bare chest to hide herself from the outsiders! Jerry screams back and forth pinching Kim. Dean and Lynn do the Jitterbug together, and Jerry brings a whole case of booze onstage!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 18, 2006 20:43:11 GMT -5
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 18, 2006 20:44:13 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!
*sulks behind rock*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 18, 2006 20:58:27 GMT -5
*Kim walks over to Lynn and covers her with a towel*
Kim: All right folks, 15 minute intermission.
Dean: We were only having a little fun--
Kim: A little fun? You guys were only having a LITTLE fun? You almost ruined the whole show!
Dean: We're sorry.
Kim: You better be sorry...Jerry and I didn't even get our chance to show off...You took up the whole bit!
*Kim pops a lolli* ...I'm taking a 20.
Jerry: I'll come with ya', babe.
*As the show's in intermission, Kim and Jerry whisper in their room, planning another evil scheme*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 19, 2006 20:46:45 GMT -5
Lynn walks over to Dean and sits on his lap, towel falls off into dirt, filthy... They look at eachother. Lynn smiles slyly. Dean: Oh well. They both walk to their room and lock the door behind them
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 19, 2006 20:58:47 GMT -5
*As Jerry and Kim are off planning another one of their evil schemes, a knock on the door echoes throughout the room*
*Jerry looks at Kim, and Kim at Jerry. They both smile, as if they know what each other are thinking: Lynn and Dean*
*Jerry goes to open the door and Kim stands behind it ready to pounce. Jerry opens the door and Kim leaps out and screams*
*The Bellboy shreiks and falls on the floor, panting, trying to get control of himself*
Kim: Oh! I'm so sorry
*Jerry pops his head out the door, looking for any signs of those two crazies, thinking...maybe it was a setup...*
*The bellboy runs off but left a piece of paper behind*
*Kim reads it: Dear pallies, Lynn and I have gone out. Don't wait up for us...*
*That boyish look plays across Jerry's eyes once again, as he takes Kim by the hand and dashes out the door*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 19, 2006 21:00:40 GMT -5
Dean and Lynn hail a taxi, and head off to a Italian Resteraunt.
LOL!
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