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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 19, 2006 22:18:59 GMT -5
*Kim looks to Jerry, who's laying on the floor, out cold. She gives Selenia a glare that would freeze fire and she leaps up*
Kim: All right, you want him? You've got him...but I...*she looks around and leaps on the bed, pulling the covers over her and putting the gas mask on*
Kim: I'm gonna---I'm gonna! *Unable to think of a snappy come-back, she puts the gas mask on and passes out*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 22:33:50 GMT -5
lol! ok... selenia: i dont want him, he's worthless to me... all i want is his money,* lights cigaret* now that you all know about me and my baby, I guess we all know he's not gonna want to leave his wifey, Im just here for him to sighn these child support papers..*thrusts HUGE stack of paper @ kim* be a doll sweet hart and when 'ol jer' wakes up have him sighn these. * BAMM! the papers hit the floor* kim: * quick to notice selenia's gold digging words, pics up the stack of papers and, well, tries to rip them, but cant so she pulls out a fire torch and burns them! lol!* hes not sighning any thing! how do we know its really jerry's baby??? selenia: how dare you burn those!! those cost me 25 cents a peice @ the library!! kim: get out of here!! we'll deal w/ u later! selenia: well if he dont sighn those papers, i guess i'll see u in court! kim: * gives sel the evil squinty eye look* selenia* intimadated by the look, walks away, then trips walkin out!* lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 19, 2006 22:37:26 GMT -5
*Kim looks to Sel and then back to Jerry...*
Kim: Well, I'm not his wife yet and I'm sure not marrying him after THIS!
*Kim walks out in a huff and throws her jacket sloppily over her shoulders, thrusting the doors open and walking out into the chilly winter's night*
I can't believe Jerry would do such a thing...
*She hails for a taxi*
Kim: The nearest hotel, please...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 22:45:20 GMT -5
selenia: darnet!! i thought i had them, oh well if she dont want him i guess i could still milk him for what he's worth!*smiles evily* jerry! oh jerry!*says to him sweetly while rubbing his head* jerry: *wakes up slowly* sel? oh no! its true?? its true isnt it?! kim...kim? KIM!!! wheres kim??? selenia: she's gone sweetface, she just couldnt exept you for who you are, but its ok baby, selenia's here*kisses him gently on the head* jerry:*pushes selenia away* I've gotta go find kim..*gets up off the floor and start to walk away* selenia: JERRY! where are you going?? she dosent want you!! come back here!!!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 19, 2006 22:49:52 GMT -5
*Kim arrives in front of the hotel and walks up to the desk*
Kim: I'd like a room, please.
Man: Yes, miss...suite or single?
Kim: Suite, please.
*The man hands her the guest list and the room key*
*She signs and takes the key*
Man: Anything else, miss?
Kim: No, that'll be fine.
*She goes to walk away but then turns back to the man*
Kim: Oh yes, if a monkey-boy comes in looking for me, please tell him I'm not available.
Man: *Nods* Yes, miss.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 23:07:05 GMT -5
lol! perfect description kim!! lol! jerry runs down to the front of the building, tries with all his might to hail a cab, but like always, none stop! so he quickly thinks! ahhh! show a lil' leg! lol! now the cabs start pilling up! so he grabs the first one and says jerry: take me to the nearest hotel please!!! man: yes sir! mean while.......... selenia: darnit! now how am i gonna find him?!? then all of a sudden from out of the bathroom.... dean: hey you guys did i miss any thing? selenia: what??? dean: oh hello, ummm... do u happen to know where the monkey and his gal' went? selenia: dean? dean: do I know you miss? selenia: yes! its me do you remember, selelnia!?? dean: sele- oh yeah! boy jerry had alot to say about you- selenia: never mind that, umm so yea those crazy kids just ran on out of here together*fake smiles* dean: well lets go find them... selenia: yes!*overeager* yea..*cooler* shall we? dean:lets go* says cooly as always* @ the hotel... jerry: * to the front clerk* hello sir has a young lady checked in recently, umm by the name of kim* says frantikly* clerk:*looks @ him up and down* can i see you from a side profile? jerry: what the- yeah waht ever *turns to side* clerk: aha! no! no sorry she is very busy @ the moment please try @ another time sir.. jerry: what?? what do you mean?? cleark: *saying sternly* i said to try @ a diffrent time SIR!! jerry: ok, ok so how bout now? clerk: no!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 23:12:46 GMT -5
lol! this is fun!! i feel like a writter for a soap!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 19, 2006 23:18:57 GMT -5
LOL *Kim gets up to her room and opens the door* *I'm gonna cheat and redo one of my favorite posts * *Kim lays up against the door and takes a deep sigh, walking into the bedroom and getting un-dressed* *She walks into the bathroom* Kim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *Kim runs out of the bathroom and grabs the bedsheets* Kim: Who are you? This is my hotel room... *The man walks out of the room with a skimpy towel on and starts walking quickly towards the door* Man: I'm sorry miss, but this is my hotel room as well! I registered this morning. *Kim, looking puzzled, looks at the situation and starts to laugh* Kim: This is silly... *The man faintly laughs* Man: Yeah... *Kim, still holding the sheets tight to her body extends her hand* Kim: I'm Kim, nice to meet you... *The man, not wanting to seem rude and look at her sheets, shys away, looking at the ceiling and extends his hand quickly* Man: Nice to meet you, Miss Kim, I'm Longfellow...Longfellow Deeds (lol) *Kim looks at the man, and smiles* *The two stand there for a while* Kim: Well, I suppose we better decide who gets this room tonight... Longfellow: Oh, I wouldn't want to take this room from you, Kim. I'll find another place to spend the night Kim: Well, I wouldn't want to throw you out of your own hotel room...and seeing we both paid for it, I suppose we can share it *Longfellow looks at Kim with a shy/sheepish look* Longfellow: We can't-- Kim: No, we won't sleep in the same bed... Longfellow: Ooooh, well, I could sleep on the couch. Kim: Agreed, this way we both have a place to spend the night. Longfellow: Yes, and I promise...I'll find myself another room tomorrow. Kim: *Smiles* Wonderful.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 23:59:03 GMT -5
lol! are u serius?? lol! ok well we've got me, you, jerry, dean, clerk, and mr.deeds!! lol! this is crazy! well ok.... jerry:*tenth time saying this* how a bout now? clerk: *fed up* NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! NOW GO AWAY!!!! jerry walk away, defeted. walks out the doors look left, then right, DING! the window cleaner left his elevator thingy down, (lol! i dont know what there called!) lightbulb goes off over jerry's head! jerry: i can just look through the windows!! i'll find her then!!!here i come kim! *just as jerry goes up on the elevator window cleaning thingy, dean and selenia walk by and walk into the loby of the hotel....* dean: i think those two wild cats prolly came here first thing, dont you think? selenia: oh yeah,,, the way they were on each other, yeah... they gotta be here. dean: *to clerk* hello sir, has any one named kim or jerry check in recently? clerk: *looks @ him up and down* can i see ur side profile please? dean:umm... ok*turns to side* clerk: oh yes! yes she 's checked in room 202! selenia:* seeing opportunity knoking* oh dean it'll be rude to interupt them dont you think?? dean: sure your right.. can we getta room for the night?*says to clerk* clerk: single or suite? dean: suite!*just cause he knows selenia and wont try anything w/ one of jer's gals* selenia: well my feet are killing me, lets go mean while......... kim: so, where are you from? longfellow:england!! kim:oh really?! tell me about it! outside.............. jerry: now how the heck do u use these things?? BAM!!! he slams into a window! lol! after a while he gets the hang of it! up! looks in a window... nope not her! keeps on going like this.... meanwhile......... dean; well here we are! selenia: ok well lets get on in... in room just above them..... kim: so they really have double buses??? deeds: oh yes...... on windows......... jerry: gosh! how many windows does a guy have to look in to find his girl?? * then he looks into the window of room 102, looks in and see's selenia and dean in a room,ALONE! * jerry: DEAN??? SELENIA??? what the- *starts to bang on window* selenia: what the- dean: what the- Jerry start banging to hard and the rope pulls up all of a sudden hes looking in the window of kim and deeds!! also ALONE Jerry: KIM??? WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!? KIM!!! KIM!! *bangs on window* kim:what the- deeds:what the bloody- all of a sudden one of the ropes lets loose, waht jerry didnt notice was the elevator thingy had a out of order sighn on it!! now jerrys hanging on for dear life wailing jerry: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 20, 2006 0:07:10 GMT -5
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 20, 2006 0:12:56 GMT -5
DUDE! i just sat through like 4 commecials! lol! sorry i've only seen mr. deeds from like 2 of his shows on pbs! lol! but i thought they were hilarius!! it was a chritmas one where he buys his teddybear a button for his missing eye! lol!! so wheres he from?? and did you like my literal cliff hanger??
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 20, 2006 0:14:22 GMT -5
lol, That was hilarious.
It shouldn't have been four commercials...there's only one and then it plays the trailer...you've gotta see it, it kinda brings the character together, lol.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 20, 2006 0:19:26 GMT -5
YEAH? so u love mr. deeds too? thats cool! i loved him when i was little cause we didnt have cable and pbs on the weekend would play either redd skelton or mr.deeds!! i loved it! maybe thats why i love dean and jerry and their slap stick commedy! hmmmm........?? lol
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 20, 2006 0:21:12 GMT -5
lol, Well, I love Deeds...but I also love his other character Lou Gerhig from 'Pride of the Yankees'. I know that's a famous ball player, but Coop can make ANYONE sexy, lol. So yes, I adore Deeds, 'cause he's so sweet/naive/charming and cute.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 20, 2006 0:26:49 GMT -5
lol! yeah so should we say that jerry plummeted to his death?? or that his baby caught him? or i dunno what do u think??
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 20, 2006 0:31:35 GMT -5
LOL, wow, I don't know...
*As Jerry falls down 59 flights, he's caught by a very large woman*
*He leaps up and dusts himself off*
Jerry: Wow...I'm one lucky sun of a gun!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 20, 2006 0:37:03 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHA! that is sooo jerry! oh well i guess selenia never gets her money cause she has a heart attack cause she thinks her money has gone down the drain, kim end up w/ deeds, and jerry still cahses her, dean roams the world looking for lynn and the child grows up to be the ladie from kill bill! lol! i dunno, i guess they're all phyco! the end!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 20, 2006 0:51:03 GMT -5
so what do ya thik?? pretty good huh?? lol! i kno its weird!! lol!! but one day it'll be a movie and then we'll have our name in lights, right kim??!!! lol!
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