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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 27, 2006 17:49:17 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lynn slaps Kim and pulls her up to the mirror. Lynn combs her hair and Kim's at the same time and wipes Kim's smudged mascera. Lynn clears her throat and straightens her halter top. She takes Kim's arm and they walk in step out of the bathroom. A waitor cuts them off, Lynn grabs him by the bow tie and spits at him, only to whiz past him and onto a heavy man dribbling his food. Lynn: Ooops.... Lynn then drags Kim back to the table, stumbling all the way.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 22:00:30 GMT -5
Kim gets to the table and plops down, giggling.
Dean looks at the girls with a puzzled look
Dean: You girls all right?
Lynn: Yeah swheetie, we're fine!! *She takes another gulp of coke*
Kim slaps the coke out of Lynn's hand
Lynn growls and goes for another sip of Kims
Kim slaps it out of Lynn's hands again
Lynn: Stop it!!
Kim giggles manically and goes around tipping everyone's drinks over.
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minh
Cat's Meow
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Post by minh on Sept 29, 2006 22:09:52 GMT -5
Waiter -Minh : Oh, I see there's a spill everywhere. Let me clean everything up and get you new drinks. (Gets down and wipes the floor)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 29, 2006 22:13:47 GMT -5
*She looks down at the waiter, and looks back up to Lynn...Kim smiles slyly and sticks her foot out into the aisle*
*Jerry looks at Kim*
Jerry: Don't you dare, Kim...
*Kim smiles evilly and puts her foot on the waiters back*
Jerry: I'm warning you...if you touch that waiter--
*Kim looks at Jerry, and without flinching, she pushes the waiter down a little bit with her shoe*
Jerry: That's it!
*Jerry takes Kim by the hand and walks her out of the restaurant*
*Lynn starts laughing manically as Kim blows kisses to the group and sticks out her tongue*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 12:39:28 GMT -5
Lynn growls and leaps over the table and tackles Jerry and Kim, she punches Jerry a few times and get's her hands onKim's skirt, she then drags her back to the table and tosses her into the booth next to Dean. Dean gives Kim his best smile and puts his arms around Kim. Lynn cackles and races over to a old lady. Lynn: Hey, why doesn't your skin fit your face? Lynn grabs her glasses and steps on them, and then runs around manically. She finally stops and puts on Fred Astire-typs tap dancing uniform, but with a extremly short black skirt and fishnet stockings. Lynn tips her top hat and starts to tap dance, then does leg kicks and starts to sing 'New York, New York'
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 13:54:51 GMT -5
*Kim sits back in Dean's arms and watches the show*
*The staff race to tackle her down, the customers are having a riot, Jerry's passed out in the booth next to Kim and Dean, and Lynn's soaking up every minute of the insanity*
*Kim sighs and looks at Dean who nods*
*Kim gets up, goes to the bathroom and changes into her dancing outfit, she walks up to Lynn and the two start a dance-off...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 20:40:12 GMT -5
Lynn nods to Kim, she then does a leg kick, then twirls her cane. She turns her back to a waitor, and winks at him over her shoulder. Lynn, in song: I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!! Lynn points cane at Kim Lynn: There isn't another like it. No matter where you go. And nobody can compare it. It's win and place and show. New York is special. New York is diff'rent' cause there's no place else on earth quite like New York and that's why Lynn then goes into hevy tap dance routine and then rips off her black sleevless top to reveal a white tux-style bra with bow tie in the middle. Lynn, whispering to Kim: So when are we gonna break the big news? Lynn motions to her belly.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 21:16:58 GMT -5
*Kim looks to Lynn and bursts out laughing, trying to keep up in song, she falls to the floor, dubbling over in laughter, the two roll around, unable to take a breath, laughing so hard*
*Jerry and Dean look at each other, in panic, thinking the two are going into labor*
Jerry: GET A MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 12:19:58 GMT -5
OMG, no Jerry.......... Lynn's eyes get huge as the EMTs race into the resteraunt, and drag Lynn and Kim onto gurneys and stick ochgyn (sp?) into their noses. Lynn waves fornlorn like to Dean and Jerry as their raced out of Outback.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 12:25:05 GMT -5
*As Kim and Lynn are being hauled out of the restaraunt on gurneys, they're struggling and wrestling with the safety belts*
Kim: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
*The oxygen gets put on their noses, and they fall right to sleep*
Hey, this stuff is pretty good...it's like that laughing gas they use on ya' during surgery...Geez, who wants to get out of a place like this!
*Sucks in more gas*
I may be killing a few braincells...but what's a few braincells? We love Jerry and he doesn't have ANY!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 16:46:13 GMT -5
Lynn gives Kim a thumbs up before she passes out, then flips off the whole resteraunt as they are being loaded into the ambulence. Lynn's mind whirs with pictures of wine, diamonds, DEAN!, Italy and..... well.... booze.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 21:17:53 GMT -5
Even off the oxygen, Lynn...that's all you think about *Kim and Lynn get taken to the hospital....when they wake up they find themselves in a hospital room* Kim: *Weakly* Lynn......Lynn, you here? Lynn: Yeah! I'm here...and man, this oxygen stuff is saweeet...! *Lynn puts the mask back on and passes out again* *Kim looks around the room, hazed...she fixes her eyes on a tall figure standing in the doorway* *She squints, trying to make out the man identity, but she's unable to quite make him out* Kim: Dean? *Silence* Kim: ...Jerry? *Silence* *Kim sinks down into her bed and covers her face with the mask...passing out again*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 6, 2006 20:17:01 GMT -5
Ohhhhhhhhhh, so this is the mystery man? Meanwhile, while the girls are passed out, Dean and Jerry sit in the wating room. Dean paces back and forth, biting his thumb, and Jerry sits on the floor, picking out berber strands out of the carpet. Dean sighs hevily and plops down onto a chair, next to a female nurse, who smiles sweetly at Dean and grabs his hand and drops it onto her leg. Dean looks at her, puzzeled, and Jerry barks. ************** Lynn starts to wake up from her stupor, and looks around the room, then looks down at her belly, which is flat. Lynn: Oh thank god! I had this awful dream that I was pregneant with twins! A black shadow walks around the room, Lynn spots it, and lets out a blood curdling scream.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 0:04:52 GMT -5
*Kim screams under the blanket, in unison with Lynn...she keeps the covers over her head and tries to ignore the footsteps*
(Nah, Lynn...I was gonna make the mystery man appear 'here' but now I'm thinking it'll work best in our 'Kiddie/time machine' thread, but now after reading it AGAIN, I think it'll work here best...ooooooo, what to do, what to do...
Are we gonna miss Jerry? 'Cause this new guy's gonna be taking his place.
Decide now, Lynn...this will change the history of our adventures *in deep tone* FOREVER...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 13:18:23 GMT -5
Tsk, well.... Let's see. Lynn starts to sob and pulls the iv out of her arm and jumps onto the mystrey man, kicking and biting. Meanwhile, Dean and Jer' hear the ruckus and race into the hospital room, Dean almost grabs the guy's legs before he slips out of the room and far away. Lynn starts to sob and races into Dean's arms. Dean: Are you alright sweetheart? Why aren't you in bed? Where's our baby? Lynn freezes and shoots a look at Kim. Lynn: Yeah, where's our BABIES?! Lynn scoffs at her buddy and just buries her head in Dean's arms.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 15:38:05 GMT -5
*Kim keeps the covers over her head*
Kim: *Muffled* It was a lot less scary when that man was in here...
*Jerry rips off the blanket and looks at Kim*
Jerry: Where's are kids?!
Kim: *Faintly laughs* Well...umm...
*She looks at Lynn (who has an angry look on her face), then to Dean and back to Jerry*
Kim: I-I-I-I-...*She dashes out of the hospital room and chases after the man*
Kim: Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:42:14 GMT -5
Lynn growls and yanks herself out of Dean's arms and races after Kim. She snarls and grabs Kim by the legs and pulls her up, Lynn then get's a inch from Kim's face.
Lynn: You're not gonna run out on me. Dean and Jerry think their Daddy's now!!!!!
Then, Dean and Jerry storm down the hall and corner Lynn and Kim, with angry looks on their faces.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 21:17:52 GMT -5
*Kim's eyes get big as she looks at the three, staring at her, with evil frowns on their faces*
*Kim laughs weakly and tries to inch her way out of the situation*
*Lynn stops her and twists her arm*
Kim: Ow, ow, ow! Let go!
Lynn: No! Not unless you tell the truth!
Kim: Fine....fine! Ow!
*Lynn releases her grasp on Kim's arm*
Lynn: You better not try anything funny...I'll kill you next time
*Kim shoots an evil glance over to Lynn and sticks out her tongue*
*Lynn starts to lunge at Kim but Kim leaps over to Jerry and hides behind him*
Jerry: *Grabs hold of Kim and shakes her* Tell me what's going on!
*Kim looks into Jerry's angry eyes*
Kim: I--I'm sor--*she passes out*
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