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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 20:36:58 GMT -5
Oh my god! I didn't even think of that! Lynn pages through the phone book, looking at resteraunts, she rolls her eyes at each one, while on Dean's lap, he hums to her. Lynn scratches her head hard. 'What am I gonna drink? Only thing I've ever drinken is booze!' Lynn looks through the ads, and spots a Kareoke joint... He eyes get a twinkle and she looks up to Kim, and slyly smiles and winks.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 20:56:58 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Lynn blankly*
Kim: I don't care how pregnant I am...I am NOT going to a Kareoke joint...
*Jerry gets up off the floor and leaps up*
Jerry: How 'bout OutBack Steak House?
*Kim licks her lips*
Kim: Now that's something I'd go for...
Jerry: Yeah! And they have that great cherry coke for you girls...
*Kim looks at Lynn and laughs*
*Lynn gets a nauseous look on her face*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 20:59:24 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean stand up and Dean grabs Lynn's mink and slips it onto her. Lynn giggles at herself. Lynn: Even if I'm preggy, I'll still be glamorous!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 21:02:32 GMT -5
*Kim gets dressed quickly and gallops down the stairs, then looks at the gang and walks slower, holding her stomach*
*She gets down to the door and looks at Jerry*
*Jerry wolf-whistles*
Kim: Nothin' wrong with that sweetie
*She winks at Lynn and they all walk arm-in-arm out to the car*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 21:05:14 GMT -5
Lynn gets to the car and Dean opens up the door Dean: Madmosile.... Lynn smiles happily and gets in, only to get stuck in the door frame by the buldging pillow.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 1:07:18 GMT -5
LOL
*Kim waits by the door, for Jerry to open it...Jerry's already in the car waiting...*
*Kim taps her foot and ahems really loud*
*Dean taps Jerry's shoulder and points back to Kim*
Jerry: What?
*Dean motions for the door*
Jerry: Oh!
*He runs out and opens the door for Kim*
*Kim nods and smiles as Jerry shuts the door and leaps over Kim to ther other side*
*The four dash off down the highway, they spot a couple couples (lol) kissing and holding baby carriages...*
*Kim smiles, Lynn cringes, Dean gags and Jerry's picking his nails, humming...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:09:05 GMT -5
Lynn looks around the car, boy was Lynn unhappy about the drinking thing. She tsks her tounge and rolld her eyes up to the car celing and hums 'I'm Not The Marryin' Kind' Lynn tap's Kim's hands, Lyn grimances and stutters a bit. Lynn: What are we gonna drink? Shirley Temples? Lynn starts to cry but gags instead.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:12:53 GMT -5
*Kim laughs and taps her friends hand back*
Kim: Don't you worry, I have a couple surprises.
*She winks at Lynn and they pull up to the restaurant*
*Jerry wiggles*
Dean: What's wrong, Jer? You got ants in your pants, or something?
Jerry: No, I gotta use the bathroom...
*They all laugh and point Jerry to the bathrooms*
*Jerry stands in front of two rooms, one says "sheila", the other says "mates"*
Jerry: ...DEAN!!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:18:11 GMT -5
Oh no! Lynn grabs hold of Kim and pulls her aside, Lynn looks over her shoulder to see Dean slapping Jerry and throwing him into the 'Mate's' room. Lynn clears her throat and hurrys to talk to Kim. Lynn: Suprises? I hope good ones, I can't drink Shirley Temples!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:19:30 GMT -5
*Kim shoos at Lynn*
Kim: Shhhh, I'll tell ya' later
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:22:34 GMT -5
Lynn growls and walks over to the seating area and waits for Dean, Dean saunters over to his gal and put's him arm around her. He kisses her sweetly. Dean: How ya doin' sweetheart? Lynn smiles sultry like. Lynn: Just fine, better than ever. Lynn throws her arms around him and kisses him passionatly in the resteraunt, a little kid at the next table laughs hystercialy and points. Lynn snarls and throws a breadstick at the kid's forhead, he starts to wail.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 13:48:07 GMT -5
*Kim and Jerry walk back to the two lovebirds.*
*Jerry walks past the wailing kid, and snarls at him, biting and snapping*
*The child's eyes get big and he turns around immediately*
*Kim and Jerry sit down*
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Kim: Dean'll have a Scotch, Jerry'll have a cherry coke, Lynn will have a Cherry coke and so will I!
*Kim smiles sweetly*
*The waitress looks at everyone to see if they're in agreement...*
*Lynn's got an evil scowl on her face, and she humffs down into her chair, crossing her arms*
*The waitress walks away and Kim excuses herself to use the ladies room, she asks Lynn to come with her*
*Dean and Jerry continue on in their small chats*
Dean: Jerry, I tell ya', I don't know how Lynn's ever gonna stop her drinkin'!
Jerry: I dunno, Dean...we might see a whole new Lynn in 8 months...
*Dean starts to cry*
*Meanwhile, Kim's pulling Lynn towards the bathroom, and Lynn's trying to keep her cool*
Lynn: *Whispering loudly* Stop it! What are you doing to me!? You're ruining my nice shirt...
*Kim looks at Lynn's shirt*
Kim: One that looks like it would fit a barbie...geez, Lynn, you're supposed to be with child, not "with prostitute"
*Kim chuckles and pulls Lynn into the chef's kitchen*
*She goes up to the waitress and changes the order*
Kim: Hi, excuse me, my friend and I would like to change our orders...
Waitress: To what, ma'am?
*Kim looks at Lynn*
Lynn: Vodka and burbon
Kim: Yeah, just one of those, please, and mix it into the cherry coke.
Waitress: All right, anything else?
Kim: No, I think that's i--
Lynn: Cancel her order and give me the two...
*Kim looks at Lynn, confused*
Lynn: I need them, Kim...
*Kim shrugs* All right, cancel my order, too.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 24, 2006 21:18:32 GMT -5
MUHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Lynn straightens her red halter top, she tosses her hair and spots a handsome guy behind her at a table. Lynn winks and waves sweetly, then turns around and bends over, pulling her boobys out a little. The guy starts to drool and his wife slaps him. Lynn punches Kim playfully and cackles, she grabs the waitress again. Lynn: How about 3 margaritas, 3 martinis and 3 bourban mixers, just for me. The waitress's eyes buldges and she nods. Lynn starts to laugh maniclay.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 13:12:11 GMT -5
*Dean gasps*
Dean: Honey, you can't order that...
Lynn: And why not?
All: 'Cause you're pregnant!!
Lynn: *Giggles* Oo, I forgot...
*Kim looks at Lynn and shakes her head*
*Lynn shrugs and mouths: what?*
*The drinks arrive and Lynn dives for her "cokes" she slurps 'em down*
*Dean excuses himself from the table and walks the man from the other table outside for a little 'talk'*
*Meanwhile Kim doesn't touch her "coke"*
(It would look weird if Lynn had 3 cokes at her table, so Kim holds onto the last)
*Jerry sips his coke and nudges Kim*
Jerry: Sweetie, why aren't you drinking yours? It's good!
Kim: No, I don't want t--
Jerry: Awww, come on, just one sip
Kim: No, Jerry, I really don't wan--
Jerry: Take a sip, woman!
Kim: Fine!
*Kim takes a sip and puckers her lips, wiping at her nose*
Jerry: Good, huh?
Kim: *Hard gulp* ...Yeah...
Lynn: Go ahead Kimmy........take another....I dare ya'....
*Kim growls at Lynn and takes another sip, unwillingly*
*Kim slurs her words a bit*
Kim: Now donshtt you...*ahem* now don't you make me take another ship...
*Dean returns and so does the sore man...*
*The whole restaurant watches as the man walks back to his table, limping, wheezing and holding his black and blue arm*
Dean: So....what are we having?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:24:20 GMT -5
oooooo! Deany! Lynn pet's Kim's hand, she tsks her tounge and slaps a waitor's behind as he passes, and he goes flying. Lynn smiles slyly as Dean sits back down, she open mouth kisses him and plays with his tie. Lynn: Awwww, my knight is shiiiinnnng ahmaor.... Lynn kisses him again, only longer and smiles drunkily at everybody. She stands up and starts to stumble around the resteraunt with her 'coke'. Everybody stares at her. Lynn flips everybody off, and then smacks her finger. Lynn: Bad finger! What?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:47:17 GMT -5
*Kim leaps on Lynn and they both go flying, soup spills everywhere*
*Kim takes Lynn by the hand and runs her to the bathroom*
*Both a little drunk, they try to calm themselves*
Kim: *Looking at Lynn angrily, yet giggling* We gotta *swats at her nose* We gottta kseeps clamls...*hicc* kay?
*Kim thinks* I know someone named Kay...*she bursts into laughter then calms herself*
Lynn: I cashant hlept it..
Kim: I shnow...me shniehter, but wes ghotta...
*Kim tries to slap Lynn but barely swipes the side of her cheek, Lynn watches Kim's hand, thinks it hit her HARD and gets an angry look*
*Lynn punches Kim*
Kim: *Giggles* Ow...*passes out*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 20:24:14 GMT -5
Lynn fixes her makeup and hair and fills up a cup of water and tosses it on Kim. She kneels down and stares intentlly in her friends face. She grabs hold of a nose hair and pulls hard. Lynn: Heysss! Wkaey up! I cant face da boys by muyshelf! Lynn sticks Kim's face under the faucet and turns the water on full blast.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 0:35:13 GMT -5
*Kim gasps for air*
Kim: All righshtst, allllll righsts!!
*She flaiiiles her arms about*
Kim: Get offffft shme!!
*Lynn falls back and starts laughing*
*Kim's scowl turns into a laugh as she watches her buddy fall...Kim points as Lynn trips her*
*Kim goes down and starts laughing too*
*Meanwhile the guys hear all the rukus and look at each other, puzzled*
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