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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:26:01 GMT -5
Lynn howls and stamps her feet, then slaps Kim. Lynn: Wake up! Don't do this with me! Lynn shakes Kim and finally gives up. She stands up, and turns to the men, both have angrey looks on their faces. Dean: Where's my baby?! Jerry: YEAH! WHERE'S MINE? Lynn rams her head into the wall and passes out next to Kim....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:32:47 GMT -5
LOL *Kim and Lynn lay unconcious in the hall as a nurse walks by and pokes them* Nurse: What happend?! These women need to be in their beds! Jerry: We want to find our babies! Where are they?! Nurse: Sir, I don't know what you're talking about, these women aren't pregnant... *Dean and Jerry look at each other, puzzled* Dean: Miss... *He takes her hand and stands her up* Dean: My wife and this man's fiance' were pregnant...now, they went into labor in the restaraunt...we took them here because they needed medical attention, now *he brushes her hair back* ...Where's our kids?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:51:20 GMT -5
The nurse smiles sweetly and pinches Dean's cheek, she then too rams her head onto the wall and passes out.
Dean: What's going on here?
Kim and Lynn arouse, Lynn kicks Kim.
Lynn: Tell them!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:53:48 GMT -5
Kim: No!
*Kim runs and leaps into her bed, covering her head with the sheets*
*Mumbling under the covers*
Kim: Go away!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:05:51 GMT -5
Lynn growls and chases Kim, and yanks the covers off, and grabs Kim, shoving her to Dean and Jerry.
Lynn: She'll telll you....
Lynn conks out and passes out onto bed.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:09:40 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Lynn and growls*
*Jerry steps up to Kim and looks her straight in the eyes*
Jerry: Where's our child?
Kim: *Looks away, and fixes her eyes on the ground*
Jerry: Look at me...*he puts his finger under her chin and guides her face to his*
Jerry: I want to know...
*Kim looks at Jerry and falls into his arms*
Kim: We never had a child...
*Jerry pushes Kim away from him and looks at her again*
Jerry: What? You told me you were pregnant!
Kim: I wasn't...I lied.
*Dean looks to Lynn, who's laying lifeless on the bed. He growls and picks her up, throwing her down a laundry shoot*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:13:14 GMT -5
Lynn screams bloody murder and claws at the shoot's sides.... She gets tossed into a basket and she shakes her head madly back and forth.
She looks around.
Lynn: This'll be fun.
Lynn gets up and throws on a nurses uniform, and saunters up stairs back to her room.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:15:33 GMT -5
*Kim lays in Jerry's arms, sobbing*
*Jerry runs his fingers through her hair and kisses her cheek*
Jerry: Don't worry, darling...I forgive ya'...but don't you dare do that again!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:18:22 GMT -5
Lynn saunters into the room and strikes a pose, she looks around.
Lynn: Where are the babies?
Lynn doubles over with laughter and rolls onto the floor, cackling.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:39:52 GMT -5
Kim: Oooo! Nurses outfits! I wanna try!
*Jerry gives Kim an evil smile and picks her up*
Kim: Put me down!
*He throws her into the laundry shoot*
Kim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*The three start laughing*
*Kim gets to the bottom and looks around, getting a great idea, she runs into a janitor's closet*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 15:52:27 GMT -5
Lynn looks at Dean, who has wry look on his face. Lynn walks slowy over to him. Lynn: You're not mad at me, are you? Dean takes Lynn into his arms and hugs her sweetly. Dean: No, I was, but, with you, I can't stay mad for long. Lynn gleefully laughs and hugs Dean, giggling and kissing his neck. Lynn: It was my joke, and Kim's too. We had so much fun pretending to be 'Mommy's to be'. Dean kisses her softly and pats her bottom. Dean: It was pretty funny now that I think back to it, but I'm glad we're back to normal. Lynn and Dean kiss. Lynn: We have not been alone for nine month (LOL) of this preggy period...... Dean get's a wild look in his eye, and drags Lynn underneath the blankets.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 22:41:54 GMT -5
*Kim rummages through the dirty clothes and gags*
Kim: Uuuh, this is nas--*gag*nasty...*gag*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 12, 2006 20:36:09 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 12, 2006 20:37:17 GMT -5
*Rolls eyes*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 22:01:15 GMT -5
hahaha! ok well i guess i can join now in this soap... all of a sudden the happines was over, all off a sudden a dark shaddow cast upon them from the door way, selenia: hello Jerry, long time no see ,yea?? jerry: selenia? is that you?? selenia: yea,its been a while right? maybe like, oh let me see, like 9 months ago... jerry: * to kim* umm, excuse me sweethart, Ill be right back... kim: who's she?!? * jerry keeps walkin ignoring her as hes strangly drawn to her* jerry: what are you you doing here? selenia: i need to tell you something Jerry, I've been searching everywhere for you.... jerry: know u dont think this could wait Im in their w/ my lady selenia:*cutting jerry off* jerry I had a baby!, your baby. jerry: * stands w/ a stunned look on his face... all the while they stood their not knowing that kim was listening the whole time* what??
soap opera music playing in back, * dum-dum-du-dum*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 22:06:22 GMT -5
so how do u think i did for my first time?? lol good i hope!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 19, 2006 22:09:34 GMT -5
LOL, wow, that's hilarious, Selenia...
*Kim looks to Jerry and then to Selenia...she gives Sel an askanced look and perses her lips*
I wonder what those two are talking about
*She sneaks around and listens through hard, wooden door*
*She leans in deeper, but can't hear, as it's all muffled. She can only hear a couple words here and there*
Selenia: Your...I....child...9 month...--Pregnant--
*Kim's eyes get big and she gasps. She accidentally trips and crashes through the door*
*Laying under Sel and Jerry's feet, she looks up and laughs weakly*
Kim: I was...I was just...I was just looking for... *She scans the floor and finds a piece of lint* Yes! *She leaps up and holds it in the air* A piece of lint! That's what I was looking for...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 19, 2006 22:16:33 GMT -5
lol! ok.... selenia: well what are you gonna do about this Jerry? are you gonna tell her? are you gonna tell her how you came on to me that night? are you gonna tell her that you fathered my child?? huh are you? well c'mon Jerry speak!! speak!! Jerry: * mouth open, speechless* kim: whats going on? huh jerry?? what is she talkin about?? huh jerry?? c'mon talk waht is she talkin about?!?! all of a sudden jerry's head start spinning, hes gettin dizzy, then BAM!! he falls to the floor! aaaahhhhhhh!! shrieks both women
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