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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:09:12 GMT -5
Dean wakes up and smiles contedly, he streatchs and yawns, grabbing the bedside paper.
Dean starts humming and looks around.
Dean: Kim?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:12:37 GMT -5
*Kim, with a toothbrush in her mouth, walks out of the bathroom and stands in the doorway*
Kim: Hi schweetheart...
*Dean laughs*
Dean: Good morning...
*He smiles sweetly at her and walks over to pinch her bottom*
*She jumps and squeals*
Dean: So, what's on the adgenda for today?
*Kim walks into the bathroom and spits*
Kim: I dunno...it's whatever you'd like, darling...Oh! I found a woman sleeping under a chair in the hall...it's rather funny.
Dean: Really?
*He steps into the hall and looks at the woman*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:15:46 GMT -5
Dean's eyes get big and he toes the woman. The woman moans and smooths her hair, she looks ups.
Dean: LYNN!
Lynn laughs softly and hops up.
Lynn: Good morning! Have fun last night?!
Lynn kisses Dean sweetly and skips into the room and throws self into a easy chair.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 15:21:21 GMT -5
Lynn sighs and picks up the newspaper, humming. Dean looks to Kim, then back to Lynn, he walks over to Lynn and sits next to her. Dean: Did you hear what went on in here last night? Kim also walks over and sits in another chair, across from Lynn and Dean. Lynn tosses the paper down. Lynn: No, just the first part, moaning and stuff. Lynn laughs hystercaily. Lynn: Sounded like you guys had loads of fun.... Lynn then gets up and hugs Dean, then hugs Kim. Lynn turns around and fixes her eyes on Dean's bare chest, she walks twoard him. Dean smiles and holds hims arms open.... Dean: 'Come to me, my sexyyyyy baaaaabyyyy....... Lynn runs her hands up his chest and madly kisses him...... Dean: *In between kisses* Love ya Lynn, you're a wonderful woman..... Lynn motions twoard the bedroom, they walk into it, the door slams.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 0:37:52 GMT -5
*Kim watches as the two head off into the bedroom...she laughs and fixes herself into the chair*
*She picks up the newspaper and throws it down, restless*
Kim: I've gotta get out of here and take a walk...
*Kim jumps up and gets dressed, putting her best dress on and her prettiest shoes, she walks out of the hotel room with a bounce in her step*
*She tips her hat to the bellboy and skips out of the hotel lobby and down the street*
*She spots a beautiful necklace in a shop window and presses her nose up against it*
Kim: Ooooo...
*She walks in and looks around*
*A cashier walks up to her*
Cashier: Hello miss, can I help you?
Kim: Yes, I'd love to buy that necklace...may I see it?
*The cashier opens the door and pulls out the necklace carefully*
Cashier: Here miss...
Kim: *Takes the necklace* Thank you...
*She looks it over and smiles*
Kim: I'll take it.
*The cashier smiles and puts it in a bag, rings it up and hands her the reciept*
Cashier: Have a lovely morning, miss...
Kim: Oh, thank you, I already am!
*She tips her hat and walks out of the shop*
*She stops about a couple paces and opens the bag*
*She turns to a shop window and puts the necklace on, but can't seem to clasp it shut*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 12:45:39 GMT -5
What ARE you doing? Lynn and Dean finish and decide to take a stroll together, Dean dresses in his best grey suit, and Lynn puts on a velvet red dress and velvet pumps, they stroll down the sidewalks and watch the sun come up. Dean: 'I've sunshine enough to spred'..... Lynn smiles and pats Dean's butt. Lynn: 'It's just like a fella said...' Lynn kisses Dean sweetly and they jump up onto a bench to dance, people all stop to watch the show, and men throw dollar bills at Lynn, while women go crazy trying to grab Dean. Lynn growls.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 15:06:23 GMT -5
*Kim, looking to the glass window, still trying to clasp her necklace, notices a man looking back at her.*
*He smiles and she freezes*
*Embarassed that she's been looking like an idiot in front of a large window shop for 5 minutes*
*He holds his finger up and asks her to wait*
*Though she can't hear him, she understands the gestures and waits*
*The man walks out of the shop and walks around her*
*She gives him a puzzled look at first, not knowing what he's going to do.*
*But she smiles sweetly as he takes the necklace and clasps it shut*
*His icy cold fingers brush the back of her neck, and she shivers...*
Man: There you go, miss...
*He stands back and looks at her*
Man: Gorgeous...
*She smiles and touches the necklace with her fingertips*
Kim: Oh, I just bought this a couple minutes ago...do you like it?
*The man gazes into her eyes and smiles*
Man: Oh....the necklace...yes, it's lovely.
*She smiles and blushes*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 20:45:11 GMT -5
Oh, this thread is DYING! Lynn and Dean race up to Kim and the man, and Lynn claps Kim on the back so hard she flies into the guy's arms. Guy: Kim: Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! Lynn waves her hanky and sneers at the two. Dean: Naw! She's not, she's like this with all men.... Kim growls and tackles Dean, while Lynn seduces the guy. Lynn notices, 'Captin Cooper' LOL! On his name tag... Lynn: So why do they call it 'COCKpit?' Lynn laughs hystecaly, snorting.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 21:52:21 GMT -5
*Kim's eyes get huge and she slowly turns to Lynn*
Kim: That's the last straw..
*Kim leaps on Lynn and the two go flying*
*Dean and the man step back and watch*
*Kim pulls Lynn's hair and the two roll into the street, passing cars and running into passerbyers...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 12:20:35 GMT -5
Thanks, pally.....
Lynn lies motionless and plays dead.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 14:04:18 GMT -5
*Kim jumps up and smiles proudly at everyone*
*She feels a little awkward, not having ever won in a battle with Lynn, looks around and notices everyone's pointing in back of Kim*
*Kim, knowing what's to come, slowly turns around and notices Lynn's breathing down her neck heavily...gritting her teeth and holding a piece of metal over Kim's head*
*Kim looks up and smiles weakly*
Kim: Hiya' Lynn...pallly....buddy...*cowers* Don't hit me!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 20:53:28 GMT -5
Lynn looks down at her buddy, snarling. Dean is laughing with Coop, slapping eacother's backs.... Lynn picks up Kim by her lapels and, then smiles, and manicaly laughs. Lynn: You're sucha wimp..... Lynn hugs Kimmy and saunters over to Dean, and leaps into his open arms.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 22:07:58 GMT -5
*Kim growls*
Kim: A wimp. huh?
*Kim leaps into the car and starts the engine, revving right in front of Lynn*
Kim: Say it again, PALLY, we'll see who's thie wimp!
*Kim presses her foot on the gas and gets ready to run Lynn over*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 11:41:30 GMT -5
Lynn cackles hystercaly and leaps onto windsheild, making Jerry faces at Kim.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 12:02:22 GMT -5
*Kim lets go of the break and goes speeding down the alley with Lynn on the windsheild*
Lynn: Ah!!!!! You maniac, put me down!!
*Kim laughs and takes a sharp left turn* *Lynn, amazingly still hanging on, points to Kim on the glass and makes a 'I'm gonna kill you' gesture*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 11, 2006 21:13:46 GMT -5
Lynn leaps into open window and grabs Kim by the hair, and tosses her into the backseat, evily glancing at her.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 11, 2006 21:34:43 GMT -5
*Kim screams as she's being thrown into the backseat by her hair*
Kim: Lynn! Don't get us killed!
*Lynn looks back and gives Kim an evil smile*
Lynn: Don't worry...I'll jump out before I get killed...
*Kim gets a sick look on her face and rolls the window down to throw up*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 12, 2006 20:30:13 GMT -5
Lynn holds Kim's head out the window.
Lynn: NOOOOO! NOT ON THE VELVET COVER ON THE HARDTOP!
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