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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 20:45:44 GMT -5
Oh god.
Dean, Jerry and Lynn speed up to the Victorian style hotel, they leap out in the cloud of dust and race up the porch and into the hotel.
Dean grabs the check-in book.
Dean: Yep, there's her name.
Lynn: Come on then!
Jerry: Room 236, here we come.
They all race upsatirs and Dean breaks down the door. Lynn and Jerry jump in directly behind him.
Dean's eyes get huge and a snarl apears upon his face as he watches Kim and some dude make out.
Jerry and Dean leap onto the dude and pry him off of Kim, and Dean delivers a whonker punch to him, and Jerry and Dean both pound him with punches.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 21:14:05 GMT -5
Kim: *Shreiks* Noo! Get off of him!!
Man: What did I do?!
*Kim leaps on Jerry's back and swats on his head*
Kim: Let go of him!! You had your way with Lynn...I'm just chopped liver--I'm always chopped liver!!
*Dean goes to pry Kim off Jerry's back*
*Kim lets go of Jerry and gets thrown to the ground*
*She looks up at Jerry and starts to cry*
*She stands up and looks at Jerry*
Kim: Just leave me alone Jerry
*She looks at Dean and Lynn*
Kim: All of you...just leave me alone.
*She walks to her bedroom and slams the door*
*Dean, Jerry and Lynn all look at each other and start laughing, then back at the bellboy*
Lynn: Let's get him, guys!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 12:17:55 GMT -5
Lynn leaps on to the dude and yanks off all of his clothes and bounds him tightly, while Dean disfigures his face, Jerry pulls out the guys hair and smells it. The three look at eachother and cackle manicaly, and pick the guy up, Lynn: 1 2 3, HEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The three hurl him out the window.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 12:29:41 GMT -5
*Kim hears screaming coming from outside and then SMACK!*
*She dashes to the window and sees the poor man laying on the cement, disfigured-like*
*She runs out of her room, into the hall and down the stairs to the lot*
*Kim rushes to the man's side*
Kim: Are you all right?!
Man: I may need a medic...
Kim: *Calls for help*
*A couple walk by, looking at the man*
Kim: Get some help, will ya'?! This isn't a burlesque (?) show! This man needs medical attention!
*She holds his head up off the ground and kisses him softly on the cheek*
Kim: Will you be all right until help comes for you?
Man: I'll manage, but I think I've broken both my legs.
*Kim growls and looks up to the hotel room window*
Kim: I'm gonna get you three!!!
*Lynn, Dean and Jerry all pull their heads in and laugh*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 16:49:19 GMT -5
Lynn and her two cronies (lol) race down the stairs and onto the porch, Dean starts to laugh hystercaly and Kim hovers over the silly dude, with a bent in face. Dean smacks Lynn butt as she skips down the stairs and down to Kim and the guy. Lynn tsks her tounge, then smiles with a idea. Lynn: Maybe I should check his pulse? Lynn then flings herself on top of him and kisses him openly on the mouth.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 21:14:57 GMT -5
Man, Lynn...you steal EVERYTHING of mine...
*Kim runs off and cries in a bush*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 6, 2006 20:09:22 GMT -5
*Sigh* I sure have it in my 'showler'. Dean watches the action around him, sighs, takes a huge swig of scotch, and follows Kim into the bush. Dean kneels next to her and puts his arms around her. Dean: What's wrong sweetheart? Meanwhile, Lynn has dragged Jerry into her car....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 0:09:37 GMT -5
*Kim sobs on Dean's shoulder*
Kim: I can't keep anything to myself...*sniff* If I can't keep up with Lynn, then I lose things.........Dean, I don't know what to do. I'll just live like a nun for the rest of my life...
Dean: Nah, don't do that, sweetheart, we need you here!
Kim: No, you guys don't need me *wipes nose on sleeve*
*Dean gags*
Kim: I'll just go register into a convent...that way I'll be safe from all this...this--this crap!
*Kim sobs louder*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 13:23:15 GMT -5
While Lynn is alone with Jerry, afterwards, she spots Bogie, and he drags her into the car. Dean grabs Kim and shakes her hard, he stares deep into her eyes and gives her a juicy passionate kiss. Dean: Will you ever get this in a church, you crazy chick? That's why I married Lynn! She never gets these crazy ideas! Why can't you be more like her? Oh well, I'll make you! Dean carries Kim into a small little house and starts kissing her madly, and leads her into the bedroom, and locks the door behind them.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 15:33:17 GMT -5
*Kim runs to the door, frantically trying to open it, but Dean has the key*
*She looks over to him and leaps on his back*
Kim: Give me that key, Dean!!
*She scratches and claws at his back*
*He throws her down on the bed and holds her arms down*
Dean: Now you stop it!
Kim: Dean! I'm an engaged woman! And you're a married man *she stops mid-sentance and looks at an invisible camera* what's stopped him before?
*She turns back to Dean and wrestles with him*
Kim: Let go of my arms!!!
*There's a knock on the door...the two stop and quiet down*
*Kim continues to struggle*
*Dean lets her go and slowly walks towards the door with a golf club*
Dean: Who's there?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:39:07 GMT -5
Lynn and Bogie cower outside of the door and then high five eachother, and race madly down the hall to their room. Bogie: You're quite a gal, Lynnie! Lynn: You said it, handsome! They both race into their room. ______ Kim: Who's that? Dean walks back to Kim with a mad look in his eyes, he then jumps onto Kim, and pulls the blankets over their heads, madly kissing Kim.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 21:14:25 GMT -5
*Kim screams, gives in for a minute then goes back to screaming*
Kim: Dean!! Please!
*She shoves Dean off the bed and gasps*
Kim: Oh! I'm sorry, Dean...I didn't mean to.
Dean: You're insane, you know that?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:23:21 GMT -5
Dean wipes the sweat off himself and gets back under the covers with Kim, just staring at her.
Dean: What's wrong with me?
Dean smooths his hair and looks back at Kim, giving his best look, in hope.
_______ Lynn and Bogie finish, and Lyn saunters down the hallway, stops by Dean's room, and sits down in a chair next to the door, evesdropping.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:29:06 GMT -5
*Kim gives Dean a sweet kiss on the cheek*
Kim: Dean, you know I love ya', and you know I think you're incredibly handsome, but I'm just a one man woman...you know?
*Dean nods, not understanding at all, but trying to*
Kim: I'm sorry, if you weren't married, I'd snatch you up in a second! But Lynn loves you too...
Dean: But Lynn has other boyfriends!
Kim: Yeah, I know, but she loves ya' pally, more than any of those other guys...let's just be buddies, all right? It'll be a lot less confusing
*Kim kisses Dean's forehead and walks into the bathroom*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:48:06 GMT -5
Dean gets mad and tears apart pillows, but gets a idea. He gets up and takes off his shirt, splashing water onto himself, he goes to mirror and musses his hair, then stands outsdie of the bathroom and sings, 'The Birds and the Bees'.
Dean: Hey, just this once, nobody has to know, sweetheart.....
Lynn meanwhile, giggles outside.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:52:26 GMT -5
*Kim walks out of the bathroom and sees Dean standing there, with his hair mussed and his bare chest glistening with water beads...she starts breathing heavily*
Kim: Dean...I told you, I--
*Dean lifts Kim up and throws her on the bed*
*Kim's eyes get big as he goes to kiss her*
*She starts to back away but feels his flesh rub up against hers*
*She quivers and gives in*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:03:35 GMT -5
Lynn hears moaning coming from inside the room and hits the floor, laughing her head off, and then rolls under a chair a goes to sleep.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:06:30 GMT -5
*Kim wakes up the next morning and stretches, seeing Dean laying next to her peacefully, she covers him up with the sheets and walks into the hall to grab the paper...she spots a woman sleeping under a chair*
*She walks over to the woman and pokes her*
*The woman doesn't move*
*Kim ignores the woman and walks back into the hotel room*
*She sees Dean still sleeping like a baby so goes into the bathroom to fix herself up*
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