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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 21:02:10 GMT -5
Oh geez, it's a beautiful hotel...you should see it in my head..here *she unscrews her head and puts it on Lynn*
Lynn: Oooooh, see, I thought it was a haunted mansion.
Kim: *Screws her head back on* Nah, it's quite homey...although, now that you mention it, it does have a little creepy feel to it...
*Kim pulls through*
Kim: Ahh well, it's only for a night or two, we'll be out of here soon...in the meantime, let's get Jerry some grub, he looks like he's about to faint.
Jerry: *Ughh* That isn't from my stomach.
*He looks up, from outside the hotel, and moans*
Jerry: I don't like this place, Kim
*He leaps in her arms*
Kim: *Laughs* Don't worry, sweetie, I'll keep you safe.
*Kim looks to Lynn and rolls her eyes and she presses on as they walk into the building*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:42:26 GMT -5
Lynn gets wide eyed and jumps into Dean's arms as they walk in and a witch type clerk walks up. Lynn burries her head in Dean's arms. Clerk: Whats the matter with the little lady? Dean clears his throat: Uhh..... High blood pressure....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 13:13:46 GMT -5
*Kim scoffs*
Kim: More like high se--
*Dean slaps Kim over the head*
Kim: Ow!
*The clerk gives Dean and Lynn one key with a skull on it...Lynn looks at it and gets nauseous*
*The clerk then turns around to grab the other key and gives it to Kim and Jerry*
*With a Boris Karloff tone the clerk says* "Have a nice stay at the Black Castle Inn"
*Thunder plays in the background...*
Oh please, this is rediculous.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 16:42:38 GMT -5
It is isn't it! What do you wanna do about it?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 17:41:26 GMT -5
I dunno, let's try it for a while "Scared Stiff" style, and we'll see how it goes.
*Jerry and Kim follow after Lynn and Dean up to their hotel room.* Dean: Oh please, stop it you too, it's embarassing...Go to your own room!
*Jerry cowers and Kim takes him by the hand to their own room...thunder clasps in the background and Jerry leaps on Kim*
Jerry: I-I-I-I-I'm scared, sweetheart...
Kim: I'm sorry, Jerry, I'm scared too...How 'bout we snuggle into the big bed and watch a movie?
*Jerry's eyes get big*
Kim: Would you like that?
*Jerry nods violently*
Jerry: I like it!!! I like it!!!
*Jerry pinches Kim*
Kim: Ah, ah, wait until we get snuggled in.
*She winks and goes into the bathroom to get something more comfortable on...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 17:47:18 GMT -5
Okay dokie Lynn and Dean snuggle in their room, Lynn flinches everytime a lighting bolt flashes and burries her head in Dean's arms. They lay together on the bed, and Dean softly pets and coos to Lynn. Dean: It's alright Sweetheart, I'm here to protect you. Lynn: It's so scary here Dean! They kiss
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 18:06:52 GMT -5
*Kim walks out of the bathroom in her robe, Jerry whistles and jumps on the bed*
Jerry: Wow *he throws his hands over his head and whistles again* That's a h--that's so--I think it's--...*He leaps on Kim and kisses her* You're mine *he winks and they both laugh*
*Kim walks over to the bed and opens the covers, Jerry leaps in head first and pops his head out from the bottom, he smiles and climbs over to her*
Kim: So! What movie would ya' like to watch?
Jerry: How 'bout...The Nutty Professor?
*The both laugh*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:30:54 GMT -5
Dean passes out in bed, and Lynn gives him a sweet kiss, and she dresses her her scottie dog jammies and blue slippers and walks to the door, and opens it a tiny bit, she peeks out. She sees a shadow that moans. Lynn screams and slams the door, Dean has woken up and Lynn catapulted herself under the covers, cowering in his lap. The shadow continued down to Kim's room.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:44:27 GMT -5
NO!! SEND IT BACK!!
*As Jerry falls asleep, Kim hears a knock at the door, she lays Jerry's head down on the pillow and walks to the door*
*The person keeps knocking*
Kim: I'm coming, I'm coming..
*She opens the door and screams*
*Her screams can be heard throughout the entire hotel*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:46:30 GMT -5
Lynn sobs and looks around. Dean was gone. Lynn's eyes get huge and she starts to hyper-venalate. Dean was there a minute ago, talking and cooing to her. Just then, Kim screams.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 22:35:50 GMT -5
*Kim continues to scream as Jerry leaps out of bed, holding his trusty food tray...he slowly walks over to the door and takes one look at the monster who's holding his fiance' 3 feet off the ground and screams*
Jerry: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
*He runs out the door and into Lynn's room*
Jerry: There's a--a---a---a--there's a--a-a-a
Lynn: *Screams: Monster?!?!?!
*Jerry holds his hands on his head*
Jerry: Yeah!!!!!
*Lynn looks around the room*
Lynn: And I can't find Dean ANYWHERE!!
*Jerry's scared look vanishes*
Jerry: No where?
Lynn: Uh uh.
*Jerry gets a sly look on his face and whispers you sly Deany-boy and storms out*
Lynn: Don't leave me here alone!!!!!!!
Jerry: Come on, we're gonna go save Kim
Lynn: I love the kid...but I don't actually care about her right now...let's save ME.
*Jerry and Lynn walk out of the hotel room, arm-in-arm, down the hall*
*Jerry walks up to the monster and taps on his shoulder*
*With Kim still in the monster's grasp, he turns around looking down on Jerry*
*Jerry takes a long blink and puts his finger in the monster's face*
Jerry: I would appreciate it if you would please put my fiance' down.
*The monster growls and blows Jerry's hair back*
*Jerry remains in the same position and says*
Jerry: Yes, I understand that, but you see, I love her.
*Just then, Dean scurries around the corner and flies by Lynn, Jerry, Kim and the monster*
Dean: There's another one!! And he's right behind me!!
*They all watch as Dean whizzes by... even the monster turns*
*Dean rounds the corner, out of sight*
*Jerry starts to stutter*
Jerry: It's a--it's a-- it's a--it's a...
Lynn: Monster!!!!
*Lynn and Jerry leap out of sight as Kim stands there, still struggling in the grasp of the deadly monster, as another one starts to walk towards her*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 10:38:44 GMT -5
Oh, we're more evil than the monster is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO Lynn drags Jerry down the hall, they slide to a stop by the corner. Lynn and Jerry peek aroud the corner. Jerry is holding Lynn tight to his chest and their eyes get big. Jerry's hand slides down to Lynn's leg. Lynn: Hey! What are you doing?! Jerry: Uh........ You've got slobber on you. Lynn: WHAT? Jerry smiles and laughs at her. Lynn slaps Jerry's hand and looks around the corner again. She screams. Dean is cornered by the monster, the monster's arms are trapping him as he darts left and right. Lynn snarls and grabs Jerry's shoes and starts to hurl them at the monster. Jerry meanwhile struggles to hang on to Lynn.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 13:35:47 GMT -5
*Meanwhile, Kim is having tea with the monster...*
*They're having a LOVELY time.*
*She rolls her eyes*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 20:44:54 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 20:53:17 GMT -5
*Sigh* No, lol, You guys were completely ignoring me, as if my being in danger wasn't dire...so I just made a joke...
lol, Whatever, ANYWAYS!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 21:03:30 GMT -5
Oooooooooooooooooooooo! Lynn looks up into the sky, thorugh the roof, lol. Lynn: Pilots! Lynn flips up shirt to the pilots standing on the rafters.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 23:17:52 GMT -5
*Kim throws down the teacups and screams bloody murder*
*She scratches as spits at the monster, but it seems to only anger it more*
*She wiggles out of it's grasp, and almost gets let loose, but the monster squeezes her tighter, now, than before*
*And she nearly passes out*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 11:51:48 GMT -5
Lynn hears loud screams, and grabs Dean and Jerry and they race down the hallway and they find Kim in the montser's grasp. Lynn snarls..... GRRRRR! Dean and Jerry lunge at Kim and yank her out of the monster's grasp, and tumble down across the room smashed on the wall. Dean has Kim tightly in his arms. Lynn grabs her ever faithful Tommy Gun and blasts the monster till' he's a big heap of goo on the carpet.
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