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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 19, 2006 22:35:23 GMT -5
Yep, a thread dedicated to you funny bones out there....
Ready, set...CRAZY!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 20, 2006 15:58:37 GMT -5
Dean: Now, Chari (Lynn in movie) I'm very sorry for eating your piss....
*Lynn falls to floor laughing*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 20, 2006 19:55:50 GMT -5
... *Kim leaps on Jerry and rides him around the stage, Jerry falls and Kim goes flying across the room...as she's flying she screams: CUT!!!!!!!!!* ...And bruise
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 20, 2006 20:56:59 GMT -5
ACTION!
Lynn: What do you want me to wear tonight, honey?
Dean: Nothing!
*Dean rips off Lynn's robe*
Lynn: *Shreieks* No! Not in front of Jerry!
CUT!!!!!!!
LOL
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 15:36:04 GMT -5
Oh my--it's like a porn thread! Lynn, there are children about! lol
*Kim and Jerry are sitting on the couch off to the right side of the stage, whispering and giggling to each other*
Frank Tashlin: You guys! Let's get serious, will ya'?! I have a date tonight and I don't wanna spend the evening with you nuts, so let's get goin' huh?
Kim: Sorry Tish, we'll behave...
Jerry: No! We're on our break here, pal, and we're enjoyed out girlfriends, how about you calm down and just be patient? You'll get your scene in a minute here...*goes back to kissing Kim*
*Meanwhile Dean and Lynn are off in their private room...*
*Frank throws the papers up in the air in frustration and walks out of the building*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 16:40:08 GMT -5
LOL
Dean and Lynn are acting on stage.... Lynn's just a tad pumped. Lynn: Oh I just can't belive you stole my s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanwhich-h
Dean falls to the floor laughing
CUT!
Kim and Lynn are acting, trying to make a sober 'you're my friend scene'
Lynn: Now, I whate you twooooo to know.... *sways back and forth*
*hic, giggle*
Lynn: That you a vevvy goooood freind o' me..
Lynn puts hand on Kim's sholder, hand falls off, repeat 4 times.
Lynn finally hits herself and falls of stool.
CUT!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 22, 2006 18:32:30 GMT -5
*Kim leaps on Jerry and rolls around for a couple minutes, as Jerry's lifeless body is lying there on the floor, everyone gasps as she gets up and pulls a lollipop out of his chest*
Tada!
*Kim takes a bow, and Jerry gets up and steals the lolli from Kim, they chase each other around for a couple minutes as Lynn starts leaping over the couch trying to chase Kim and the lolli as well...Dean just stands back laughing hysterically at all the madness*
...It makes no sense whatsoever...but it's SO fun
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 22, 2006 21:22:43 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 18:27:30 GMT -5
*Lynn leaps over Kim and steals the lolli, she stuffs it into her mouth and smiles mamouthly (lol)*
*Kim puts her hands on her hips and looks at Lynn, scowling*
Lynn: Sorry pally...you're just too slow!
*Dean laughs and takes Lynn in her arms and walk off*
Kim: Oooo, that just fries me!
*Jerry smiles sweetly and pulls out of his pocket a brand new lolli*
*Kim's eyes widen as she goes to grab it, Jerry moves forward and kisses Kim, he licks his lips: Tastes better than a lolli...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 20:57:29 GMT -5
Oh, no. Theres kiddys around, pally! Dean: hungrey, sweetie? Lynn: uh-huh! Lynn grabs whole pizza and shuves it in her mouth Pizza falls out and onto Jerry's head CUT
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 20:58:38 GMT -5
I sometimes wonder what would really happen if our little stories came true....
*Scratches head and smiles evilly*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:01:32 GMT -5
i sure wish.
In heaven, they'll come true. I guess we have to wait.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 21:59:40 GMT -5
*Kim and Jerry are sitting off to the side, waiting for their scene, when all of a sudden, a big bolt of lightening hits the building and the power goes out, the four stand in complete silence when Dean pulls out a lighter, all calm and cool*
Lynn: Whew! That was a close one, huh, guys...*Lynn looks around...*Guys?
*Lynn hears an off-distance laughter, while Lynn's rummaging through the drawer, Lynn runs off, joining the two crazies*
Dean: All right, I found the candl--*Dean looks around and sighs* I'm getting too old for this.
*Jerry runs around in the dark as Kim chases him, they're screaming and giggling like mad, tripping over clothes and hats*
*Kim, breathing heavily, realizes she's all alone, so she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a lighter, she waves it around the room and yells, like in a rock concert "Danny Kaye...Ahhhh!". She laughs to herself a realizes she's in the wardrobe room, she hears the pitter-patter of feet running down the hall and Lynn laughing uncontrollably, the voice trails off and turns around the corner...Kim peeks out her head and turns the lighter off, she stays in the wardrobe room where it's safe and counts backwards from 100*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 14:32:45 GMT -5
Lynn rolls around on the floor.
"DEAN" SHe screams, she grabs hold of Kim's legs thinking their a chair.
Kim falls to the floor.
Lynn: You clumsy!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 14:38:32 GMT -5
*Kim dashes around the corner and into what seems like a kitchen...she finds a pot and hides behind the door, waiting for someone to walk in. She hears the pitter-patter of someone walking towards her...she gets ready and then BAM! She knocks him/her on the ground and takes out her lighter...*
Kim: *Gasps* Oh Jerry! I'm sorry, sweetheart, *while laughing* I thought you were Lynn!
Jerry: *In professor Kelp accent* No darling, no--no that was me, we have different bodies, you see, after the many months we've been together...you should know your own fiance'!
*Kim covers her mouth, trying to keep from laughing* I'm sorry sweetheart, can you get up?
Jerry: Yes, yes, I'll be fine...let's go look for those two and see if we can pull a trick of our own...
*The two dash off into the shadows*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 14:45:01 GMT -5
Lynn cawrls around, swearing like a sailor and a truckdriver having a spat. She tries to get up and falls down again. She opens up a door and climbs out, she squints her eyes. she can't see anything.
"DEAN!"
She yells.
Then she screams like she's been scalped, and sees Kim of aways.
Lynn laughs to herself.
"Help! My leg! It's gone!"
"KIM! DEAN! JERRY!"
SCREAM!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 15:03:22 GMT -5
*Kim hears the shreiks coming from down the hall aways...she motions for Jerry to stay close behind...Kim walks up slowly to Lynn...keeping her distance*
Kim: Hey Lynn...it's me. What's wrong?
Lynn: Oh! My leg's stuck and I can't get up!
Kim: You want I should help ya'?
Lynn: Would you, please?
Kim: Sure! *She grabs a hold of Lynn's leg and frees it, as Lynn lunges forward to take hold of Kim's leg, Jerry grabs Lynn's legs and Kim grabs her arms...the two have got her in a strong-hold and carry her down the hall, singing Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go. Jerry yells out:* We've got your girl, Dean! ...You better come out while you still have the chance!*
*The two tie a bandana around her mouth and ropes around her hands and feet, Kim keeps a good watch on her as their all stuffed into a janitor's closet. Jerry walks around, looking for Dean...as he spots him lighting his lighter, Jerry stalks closer to Dean, following him around the building, he stops when Dean starts talking to one of the managers:*
Man: Well, it looks like it'll be this way all night, the doors are locked shut because of the power outage, the wires are all confused so it'll be a while before we get out.
Dean: Well, I better get to finding my friends, then, and let 'em know. Thanks pal.
*Jerry runs back to the girls to tell them what's up.......*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 15:09:29 GMT -5
Oh you're mean! Lynn thrashes around the closet, and bites through the bandanna and slams heavily on the door, it busts open. She sees Dean off in the distance. "DEAN!" Dean wheels around and spots his wife squirming around on the floor. He runs to her and starts to untie her. Dean meanwhile has also dragged Jerry and Kim over to Lynn with him. Dean hugs his wife and kisses her sweetly. Dean: What happend, baby? Tell Deany all about it Lynn spits on Jerry and flips him off. She starts to call him foul names. Lynn: Those two grabbed me when my leg was stuck and tied me up in the janitor's closet. Dean turns and gives Jerry and Kim a evil look, get's up and starts walking twoard them....
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