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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 11:56:43 GMT -5
...*Ahem* Well...*She wipes the dust off her jacket*
Kim: That was...fun? .......Yeah, we should do it again sometime...
*She passes out*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:04:41 GMT -5
Lynn rolls her eyes and sits down next to her buddies. She looks to Dean and Jerry.
Lynn: Now what?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:05:57 GMT -5
*Dean cuddles Lynn*
Dean: Now we go back to our hotel room...and sleep.
*Jerry sits with his arms folding, poking Kim with his shoe*
Jerry: I'll just wait here until Kim wakes up...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:29:24 GMT -5
Dean scowls and grabs Jerry by the arm and slaps him. Dean: You will not stay in this hell hole! Lynn races outside in her undies (as usual) and hops into the Mazerati, while Dean scoops up Kim and races into their car, tossing Kim in the backseat. Dean: JERRY! HURRY UP!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 14:18:14 GMT -5
*Jerry leaps into the backseat as Dean flops Kim down over Jerry, her head on Jerry's lap*
*Jerry gets the "ooooo, ahhh" look on his face as Dean snaps him out of it*
Dean: Shape up, kid, this is serious!
*Jerry salutes and tries to get Kim off of him...he nudges her, but she doesn't move...he kicks her, and she still lays lifeless...*
*He kisses her softly on the lips and takes out a pin*
Jerry: Sorry dear...
*He jabs him in the rear and she leaps, her head getting stuck in the roof*
*Kim growls and rubs her bottom*
Kim: *Screams* Jerrrry!!!!
Jerry: *Ahem* Down her, sweetie...
*Kim places her fist under her chin and sighs, watching the houses, cars and trees whizz past*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 24, 2006 21:12:07 GMT -5
Lynn steps heavily on the Caddilac's gas pedal and the gravel flies and the car speeds onto the road and Lynn does a 'Ala Bullitt' spin in the road flies down the other way twoard town in a cloud of dust. Dean rips off his polo shirt and drops it out the window to bare his hunky chest. Lynn's eyes buldge and her tounge hangs down to her belly and she wolf whistles. She swerves and she quickly puts her burning eyes onto the road again.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 13:25:15 GMT -5
*Meanwhile Kim is still stuck in the roof of the car, watching the buildings pass by*
Kim: Ooo, Jerry, did you see that one?!
*She points...*
*Jerry, unable to see what Kim's talking about up there, sighs*
Jerry: Yes, dear, it's lovely...
Kim: *Sighs in bliss* Ohhh, and THAT one!!
Jerry: Mmmm-hmmm...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:16:30 GMT -5
Dean quickly covers himself, knowing that the ladies in the car are going rabid over his hunky self. Dean smiles knowingly and pat's Kim's bottom playfully, then gives Jerry a dirty look and turns back to Lynn and kisses her softly on the neck. Lynn pushes the gas even harder.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:31:07 GMT -5
*Jerry goes flying into the front seat, and into Lynn's lap, Dean looks over to Jerry and growls*
Kim: I can see you guys...--Lynn!! Get off my fiance'!
Dean: *Mocking* Yeah, Jerry...get off my wife...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:34:57 GMT -5
Lynn growls and scratches Jerry's face, pushing him with all her might into the backseat. Lynn: HEY! YOU WANT SOMETHING!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:41:44 GMT -5
*Kim sprawls out across the rooftop and strokes the paint*
*Jerry hears rustling up there and turns, worried, to Dean*
Jerry: Dean, I think we should pull over...Kim's going insane up there...
*Kim giggles and pets the rooftop even harder now, actually rubbing paint off the car*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 20:31:27 GMT -5
Lynn slams the car to a stop and leaps out of the car, dragging her pal off of the car roof and throwing her into a small stream. Dean and Jerry leap out also and stand on either side of Lynn. Lynn: You know how much that jalopy is worth? It's a Mazerati! Lynn throws her bra at Kim, then gasps and covers herself. Dean and Jerry get wild looks in their eyes and inch twoard Lynn
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 0:28:55 GMT -5
*As Jerry and Dean leap on Lynn, Kim gets up, soaking wet from the stream and dusts herself off.*
*She looks at the bunch and just sighs.*
*Walking into the street, hailing for a ride, she hops into a strange fella's truck and asks him to take her to the nearest hotel*
Man: What happend to you?
Kim: It's a long story. *Ringing her hair* ...Basically, I just don't fit in *she shrugs and cozies up in the seat* ...So how long are we, 'til we hit a hotel?
Man: About 45 minutes...
*The man looks at Kim*
Man: Say, you're not that bad lookin', lady...
*Kim scowls her face*
Kim: Sir, I am an engaged woman!
*She stops and thinks back to where Jerry is*
*She smiles weakly and apologizes*
Kim: I'm sorry, I'm just needing dry clothes and a long rest.
*The man shrugs and just keeps driving while Kim dozes off into dream land......*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 27, 2006 17:53:11 GMT -5
Geez. As Kim is being carted away, Dean and Jerry take turns with Lynn. After that, Dean and Jerry quickly dress and talk to eachother about Lynn. Lynn meanwhile fixes her makeup and sighs heavily. She turns to her two male buddies and starts to sing 'Sitting on the Top of the World'. They finish the song and Lynn looks to Dean. Lynn: Hey, where did Kimmy go? The three stare at eachother, dumbfounded.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 21:47:45 GMT -5
*Kim gets to the hotel and jumps out of the truck*
Kim: Thanks, pal, I really appreciate it.
Man: I hope ya' get things sorted out.
Kim: *Sighs* Yeah, me too.
*She slams the door and waves him on*
*She steps up the hotel stairs and into the lobby*
*She looks around, amazed at the sight of it all...she gasps*
*A handsome man walks up to her, looking exactly like Willard from 'Family Jewels'*
*Kim blushes as he smiles at her*
Man: Can I help you, miss?
*She blushes even more*
Kim: Yes, I'd like a room, please...
*He grabs a key and slips it in her hand...their hands slightly brush against each other*
*Kim pulls back quickly, her heart beating faster*
Man: *Shyly smiles* I'm going to give you a beautiful view, miss...you'll absolutely adore it.
Kim: *She smiles* I have a great view from here already.
*He blushes*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 21:55:42 GMT -5
It's corny, but you'll just have to live with it
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 12:34:57 GMT -5
Oh god, Kim. Sometimes I don't understand you at all.... Meanwhile, Lynn throws her clothes on while Dean revs the Mazerati, Jerry saunters by Lynn and into the backseat, and pinches her butty. Lynn growls and barks at Jerry playfully. Lynn hops into the frontseat while Jerry wolf whistles. Dean snarls and leans into the backseat. Dean: You leave her alone, or I'll break you in two like a little twig. Lynn pulls Dean back into the frontseast and slaps him. Lynn: Stop it! Look, can't two guys like me? I married to you, but it's knida nice when I get to bed with somebody else! Lynn passionastly kisses Dean. Then they all make amends and speed off twoard the hotel where Kim is.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 14:00:44 GMT -5
Likewise Lynn, but we still manage gracefully *As Kim walks up to her hotel room and lays on the bed, exhausted, she hears a knock on the door.* Kim: Ahh, no, just let me sleep... *Knock, knock, knock* *Kim gets up and slowly walks to the door* Kim: Oh, please just let me be, will ya'? *She opens it* Man: I'm sorry, Miss...but you forgot your purse on the counter downstairs *Kim's heart starts fluttering again* Kim: Oh, thank you... *She goes to take the purse but the man inches the purse away teasingly, and moves it closer to him* *Kim goes to grab it, but she misses* *The man smiles flirtingly and as she goes to grab it, he pulls her in and kisses her passionately* *Kim shuts the door as the two continue to kiss*
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