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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 19:33:14 GMT -5
*Kim is in the back, pretending to be passed out while Jerry tries to convince the cop that they were only playing a more European game of "tackle"*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 19:37:14 GMT -5
Lynn shakes Kim hard, and whispers something into her ear, then fastesens everybody's seatbelt TIGHT.....
Lynn slams her foot onto the gas pedal and they take off in the litte Ferrari, leaving the cop in the dust....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 19:39:39 GMT -5
See, Lynn...this is how this gang works together. *Scoffs* Who needs the laws in our little adventures?!
*Kim bounds up front and puts her hands on the dashboard, watching all the blurry people whiz by. She giggles and claps for joy*
Kim: Hehehehehehe, Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 19:42:22 GMT -5
Dean loosesns his tie and makes everybody drinks and rolls all the windows down. Dean then smiles slyly and slips in his very own cd, and 'Ain't That a Kick in The Head' plays, Dean giggles and turns the sound all the way up.
Lynn throws her clothes out the windown and steps on the gas pedal harder and the little red car speeds up more, Lynn laughs happily and gulps down a martini Dean handed her then gives him a great big smooch.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 19:57:30 GMT -5
*Kim screams* Watch out for the kitty in the road!!!!!
*The car swerves and hits a light-post*
*Everyone sighs and gets out of the car, arms folded, looking at Lynn*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 20:01:06 GMT -5
Lynn stamps her feet angerliy.... She shoots Kim a dirty look....
Lynn: *Bleeping* cats!
Lynn scowls and looks around.
Dean points and a sporty looking Mazerati and winks at Jerry.
Lynn casuly walks up to the car, gets into it, find the keys in the ignition, and motions for Kim, Jerry and Dean.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 20:10:53 GMT -5
*Kim stands with her arms folded, looking up, ignoring the engine revving.*
*Dean gets in the car and waits for Jerry*
Dean: Jer, ya' comin'?
*Jerry folds his arms, looking up to the sky and ignores Dean*
Dean: Well fine! Be that way, you spoil sport!
*Lynn drives off in an up-roar and before the dust settles, Kim sneezes, swatting at the dusty air*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 20:12:06 GMT -5
Dean hugs Lynn sweetly and waves back at Kim and Jer...
Lynn laughs hystercally and they speed off over a hill
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 20:22:15 GMT -5
*Kim and Jerry walk hand in hand down the dusty road, the spot a little malt shop about a mile in and walk in*
Jerry: Oooo! I haven't had a malt in so long...I love 'em *makes slurpy noises*
Kim: Oh I know!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 15, 2006 12:09:26 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean slow the car down by a oak tree. Dean gets out first, and then helps out Lynn. They walk arm n' arm over to the tree and sit down. Dean pulls out a bottle of champange. Lynn's eyes get huge and she starts to kiss Dean madly. Dean: Well! Dean pops the bottle and they enjoy it and themselves.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 16, 2006 16:35:16 GMT -5
*As Kim and Jerry sit in a booth, sipping their malts, they watch people come and go*
Kim: *Sigh* This is so lovely, Jerry, don't you think?
Jerry: Shore is sweetheart. *He puts his arm around his gal and takes another sip of his malt, and gives her a kiss*
Kim: Ewwwwwww, Jerry! *She takes a napkin and wipes her cheek* you gave me a malt kiss.... *She starts laughing hyserically and gives him a big wet malty kiss. The two start laughing manically, while malt goes everywhere*
*The store manager looks at the two crazy kids and just shrugs* If they think they're gonna get away with that...I'll make 'em clean it up...AND do the dishes in back
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 16, 2006 19:23:34 GMT -5
ooooo! That'll be a site to see! Dean and Lynn finish their champange and decide to drive back into town, they stop at the malt shop and Lynn saunters in, then Dean. They spot their buddies. Lynn decides to put a show on. Dean pat's Lynn's red sequined butty... and starts to play the piano rapidly. Lynn jumps onto bar counter, and tap dances, then starts to sing. Men jump from their tables and clap, cheer and sing along. Lynn smiles and jumps up and motions to Kim. "Come up Kim, this is great!"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 16, 2006 22:25:17 GMT -5
*Kim starts laughing and jumps up on the table, putting her tap dancing shoes on.*
*The manger gets angry, grinding his teeth*
*Jerry watches the girls dance and decides the jump in and join*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 17, 2006 12:04:00 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 17, 2006 15:29:26 GMT -5
*Kim loses her balance due to men grabbing at Lynn and trips, falling into the crowd.*
*The rest of the gang notices that the crowd is getting closer, now becoming violent.*
*Kim tries to keep her head above the crowd, but they keep consuming her under*
Kim: Helppp!! Lynnnnn! Jer--*she plummets under again, getting stepped on by large, fat, drunk-on-malts men*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 17, 2006 20:34:51 GMT -5
Lynn's eyes get big as saucers as men stampede twoard her, she grabs onto overhead lamp and the men grab and lunge at her legs, she looks for Kim, she only see's her friend's hand come up, Lynn grabs it and hoist's her mauled pally up to the up high over head lamp. Lynn then scans the room for Dean, or Jerry..... Lynn scream's Dean's name and all the sudden he appers out of nowhere packing a machine gun, he shoot several shots into the air and the crowd stops in their tracks, then Jerry appers hiding behind Dean. Dean smiles swauvly and helps both girls down and the four go outside.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 17, 2006 21:39:39 GMT -5
*As Kim's clinging on to Dean, she sighs and lays her head on his shoulder......she shoots a glare over to Jerry and he shrugs*
Jerry: What? I'm not good at these things...you should know that by now...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 12:27:39 GMT -5
Lynn starts to laugh and puts her hand on Jerry's shoulder. Lynn: It's okay, kid. You're just, uhhhh... not very brave Lynn laughs again and joins Kim to snuggle with Dean. Lynn looks over to the malt shop, and hears police sirens. Lynn looks to her buddies, her eyes get huge. Lynn looks to the Mazerati in parking lot. "LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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