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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 13:02:20 GMT -5
*The three dash for the 'get-away-car' and as Lynn goes for the drivers seat, Kim holds her back and leaps into the front*
Not this time, pally
*Kim winks and they all speed down the road.*
Kim: So, where are we off to now, fellas?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 13:03:38 GMT -5
Lynn hollers and looks out window. The cops get closer.
Lynn grabs onto Dean and starts to sob, Dean pets her head.
Dean: Anywhere, just FAR AWAY!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 13:14:53 GMT -5
*Kim steps on the peddddddal and steps on it*
*Now going about 100 MPH, they happen upon a huge bridge that isn't quite finished*
Kim: Uhh....guys....we have some trouble...and we have to act fast. Which do we do, try and make the jump or get caught by the police?
*They all look at each other*
*The sound of a prison door slamming is the next sound they hear*
*They all sigh and look around*
Jerry: Well...this looks all too familiar!!
*They all look at Jerry*
All: Shut up, Jerrry....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 14:03:23 GMT -5
Lynn jumps into front seat and looks out window.
Lynn: Their getting closer!
Lynn smashes her foot down on the gas and the speedy little car speed over the bridge and soars over the river. Lynn looks down and gets green...
Lynn: ROAD! ROAD! STEP ON IT!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 14:55:44 GMT -5
...Lynn....we're in prison...lol, I can't change the story.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 20:23:15 GMT -5
Oh, Lynn sits in corner giving the gaurd a dirty look, she walks up to the bars and dangles her arms out. She looks at Dean, who has a blank look on his face. Then to Jerry, who is laying down underneath the cot. Then to Kim, who is sitting on bed. Lynn smiles at the gaurd and winks at him.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 20:35:23 GMT -5
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 20:38:12 GMT -5
Pretty hilarous huh? Lynn smiles and winks again at gaurd. The gaurd casually smiles and stands next to the cell, peeking as Lynn runs her skirt up and down her leg. Lynn: So...... Got a girlfriend, sexy?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 20:43:17 GMT -5
*Lynn flirts back with the guard and looks over at Dean to see if he has any reaction at all...Dean just still stares blankly at the wall, and so does Kim, as you can hear Jerry heavily breathing underneither the cot...Lynn looks over at the two stare at the wall and she stops flirting with the guard for a second to see what's so fascinating about that wall...she gets a confused look on her face and continues on in with flirting*
Lynn: So...about your marital status...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 20:45:23 GMT -5
The gaurd, who is a tubby bald guy (ew), blushes, and sets down his gun. Lynn's eyes get big and she motions to Kim. Lynn: You're so cute... Lynn brings his head close to hers and she kisses him passionatly. She waves 'come' to Dean and the 2.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 21:04:43 GMT -5
*Kim snaps out of the wall trance, and walks over to Lynn, she looks to Lynn as she motions towards the guard; Kim catches on quickly and looks at the guard up and down*
Kim: Oooo, Lynn, you can't keep him all to yourself, he's one handsome fella...
*Kim extends her arms through the bars and strokes the man's arms*
Kim: Wow, such strong arms. And such a brave man...
*Lynn tries holding in her gag*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 11:30:04 GMT -5
Lynn looks down while kissing gaurd-o. She winks at Kim and conks gaurd-o on the noggin, he falls to the ground passed out. Lynn high fives Kim, and lays down on the floor, madly reaching for the key. Lynn: I can't reach!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 13:26:16 GMT -5
*Kim lays on the ground next to Lynn and with her freakishly long, gollum-type fingers and manages to grab the keys, she quickly fumbles through the keys, hearing footsteps, she starts to panic, fumbling even more desperately when Lynn grabs the keys from Kim's hand and sticks any key into the keyhole, the door opens*
Lynn: ...They only have one cell in this entire building...I guess they just like copies.
*The three bound out of the cell and start to run down the hall to the exit, Kim stops and looks back*
Kim: Jerry!
*The guard is catching up to them, when Kim looks to Lynn and Dean, still running....she decides to run back and grab Jerry. She gets into the cell and tries pulls Jerry out from under the cot, she turns around and one of the guards has locked her and Jerry back in.*
*Kim sighs and sits on the cot heavily, and Jerry gives a big* Ooooomph!
Kim: Ooo, I'm sorry sweetheart...
Jerry: Hey, where is everyone?
Kim: *Sighs* Probably in the bushes of Italy right now.....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:14:00 GMT -5
No! I can't believe you did that! Grrrr... LOL Lynn is swept off her feet by Dean as he rushes into a squad car and throws Lynn in the passenger side. He snags two officers and whacks their two heads together. He quickly strips off their uniforms, and strips his own clothing and Lynn's clothes, and trades outfits with the cops. He and Dean wink and eachother and give eachother steamy kisses, then they speed off in the squad car. Next day... Lynn and Dean look the part dressed as cops, as they saunter in and flash their fake badges at the new gaurd, since the other one had a concussion from Lynn... Dean walks to the front desk, he spots Jer and Kim in their cell. Dean clears his throat loudly. Dean: Officer Martin reporting, sir. I would like to transfer your two prisoners to the State Prison as soon as possiable... Lynn jumps to Dean's side. Lynn: The woman was caught with another man, a married man at that. Lynn casually purses her lips and smooths her chic bun and looks over at Kim, who is handing on the bars monkey-like. Front Desk Clerk: Alright officers, here's the key. He hands Dean the key Clerk: You sure you can handle them yourselves? Lynn winks at the clerk Dean: You bet
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 20:19:27 GMT -5
*As Kim and Jerry walk out out the prison, their heads turn quickly as the chubby officer with a concussion spots Lynn and starts to chase them.* *They run as fast as they can into the squad car and speed down the road...* Lynn: Phew, that was a close one. Kim: Yeah, you're boyfriend almost caught up with us! *Dean shoots a glare over to Lynn* *Lynn smiles sheepishly*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:46:19 GMT -5
Liked that huh? Thought you would! Lynn pounds the steering wheel, she hurts her hands and bites at it. Lynn: Ow.... Lynn then turns to her buddies while her eyes ares still on the road. She pats Dean's hand, who is in the backseat with Jerry. Lynn: Look, what else could have done to get us out? Use my lingo? I use sex! Why? Because I have the appeel, I'm very seductiuve and everytime I purr into a guy's ear and run my fingers through his hair, I got him under me spell, works with you, right Dean? Dean blushes and Jerry is cackling madly. Lynn: Ahem... I didn't enjoy sucking that fatso's face, he was ugly as sin. Wasn't he Kim? Give me a break, please. Lynn sighs and reaches for booze, but tsks and shakes her head. She grabs a smoothie instead.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 20:49:47 GMT -5
*Kim nods, looking out the window*
Kim: Sure, it works for you like nerdiness works for me...it's not something you get, it's something you have...our problem is...we just have too much of it.
*Kim spots a large hotel sign; it looks like a nice hotel with lights and a pretty brick siding. She looks at the clock and nudges Lynn*
Kim: How 'bout we call it a night? We've been driving for hours...
Jerry: Yeah...And I'm hungry...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:53:46 GMT -5
Dean pats Lynn's butty and kisses her sweetly Dean: I understand, you're right, as always baby. Lynn smiles happily and looks at the hotel. Lynn: Are you sure? She bites her lip, she nods. Lynn: alright, come on. She get's out and she and Dean walk arm n' arm alongside their buddies up to the hotel..... Lynn shudders and snuggles to Dean. Lynn: Looks like the Bates Motel Dean sighs and pets her head. Dean: Don't worry, I protect ya....
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