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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 15:13:36 GMT -5
*Kim, with her eyes as WIDE as watermelons, just scoffs like mad*
Ifg cafnts bewiefvls ifffft! Ahhhhg!
*She wrestles around and just lays still, sighing*
Kim: Jerffrty, *sighs* I'fms shouo uncomnfrtortables...
Jerry: ...Ifftr knrows shwveethert...*sigh* Iffft kgnrows...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 16:01:02 GMT -5
LOL!  When Dean and Lynn get done gagging and tieing their freinds they lounge on a couch watching them, drinking and laughing. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 16:06:26 GMT -5
*Kim lunges at Lynn, and Jerry at Dean, the four wrestle around for what seems like 20 minutes, until Kim and Jerry are finally out of the ropes, the run down the hall and into a quiet room, with one sofa and a minibar*
*Kim sighs* Ahhh, finally...
*Jerry feels around, and turns on a his lighter, he looks around and nudges Kim*
Jerry: Hey sweetheart! This is Dean's room...
*Jerry rummages through the draws and papers*
Kim: I wouldn't touch those, Jerry...
Jerry: Don't worry, he won't mind, it's not like it anything incredibly personal...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 16:18:35 GMT -5
OMG! Make it incredibly personal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean and Lynn relax on their couch still, asleep.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 16:39:51 GMT -5
lol
*As Jerry sits down to read the notes, Kim rummages through the videos; trying to look inconspicuous she leans back and looks at the titles...this guy sure did like his westerns!
She arranges the videos nicely and neating, to make sure the don't look touched, when she goes to walk away from them, they all tip over and fall in a disarray. Kim slaps her forehead and goes to pick them up when Jerry interrupts*
Jerry: Hey, listen to this.
*Jerry reads the note aloud*
Dear Lynn, our time together has been amazing. I never knew life could be so perfect until I heard you laugh for the very first time. This message may never reach you, and in a way...I hope it never does, but I wanted, more for my benefit, to tell you how I really feel about you. Though I've only known you for a week, it seems as though I've known you my entire life, as if...you've been apart of me but I hadn't yet realized how lonely I was, or how miserable I was until I had met you.
You brought hope back into my life and laughter back into my spirit, something I thought could never be rekindled.
Someday I want to marry you and have children with you. You may laugh at me for saying this, but I think you would be a wonderful mother. Please forgive my forwardness, but I can't help it, you seem to bring out the bes--
*Dean walks in and yells*: What are you doing?!
*Jerry throws down the letter and puts his foot over the evidence* Hiya Paul...*Jerry puts on a cheesy smile and blows his lighter out, scurrying out of the room*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 17:54:31 GMT -5
LOL How bad can you get? Dean grabs Jerry by the shoulders and throws him down on the floor. "What are you doing you little pipsqueak?" Dean yells, then he laughs, picks up his friend and dusts him off. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 18:26:19 GMT -5
I did good? Was it personal enough for ya'? lol
*Kim frantically continues to clean up her mess and dashes past Dean and out of the room*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 21:10:10 GMT -5
It was great!
Dean hurries after Kim.
Dean: Kim, hey. Stop running.
Dean put's his arms around Kim.
Dean: "You know I love you and Lynn more than anything.... where's the ring I gave you?"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 26, 2006 3:24:32 GMT -5
*Kim slows down and turns around to Dean, acting confused*
Kim: What ring?
*Jerry quickly runs up to Dean, out of breathing and panting*
Jerry: Paul, wait! Wait...I'm sorry I didn't--
*As Jerry is mid-sentance, Kim tips her hat to Dean and walks off, Dean waves her on*
Jerry: --I didn't mean to read that letter...I didn't know it would get you so angry
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 11:13:49 GMT -5
While Dean and Jerry talk, Lynn chases after Kim and grabs her by the shoulders.
"WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!"
Lynn arches a eyebrow and squits her eyes.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 6, 2006 18:02:43 GMT -5
*Startled at the seriousness in Lynn's voice, looks down to the floor and stutters a little bit*
Kim: I--I--*ahem*--I don't know what you're talking about...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 20:50:47 GMT -5
LOL
Lynn pushes her friend up to the wall, and gets a inch from Kim's face.
Lynn: I sure fooled you, I'm sober right now, not a drop of booze.
Lynn makes a face.
Lynn, mimicking Kim: 'I don't know what you're talking about...'
Lynn backs off a bit.
Lynn: I guess you don't remember when you and monkey boy bound and gagged me and stashed me away in the closet.....
Lynn clears her throat
Lynn: DO YOU?!
Lynn laughed inside her head.
'Kim is so great, she thinks I reall mean this'
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 6, 2006 21:37:36 GMT -5
*Kim looks around, not sure whether she's more scared of Lynn's tone of voice or her bad breath. Having never actually seen Lynn when she's sober...it's a whole nother person!!*
Kim: I...I..*Kim gets nervous and drops to the ground, passing out.*
...It's so much SAFER this way.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 7, 2006 11:33:33 GMT -5
LOL Lynn looks down at her friend who's playing dead. Dean saunters up and starts to laugh. Dean: What happend to her? Lynn snuggles up to Dean. Lynn: I tried to talk to her and she colasped like a fainting goat. Dean hugs his wife and kneels next to Kim Dean: Why don't you go get some rest, that trip was tiring for you, I'll stay with her. Lynn nods and goes to bed. Dean lays next to Kim and starts to sing 'Return To Me'  |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 7, 2006 16:17:18 GMT -5
*As Kim slowly awakes from her 'nap', she hears a faint song being played in the background, she rises to see where the music is coming from, as she stands up she holds her head, trying to keep from falling down* Kim: Ooo, my head hurts... Dean: Hey kiddo, how're ya' feeling? *Startled that Dean was in the room with her, she nearly falls back on the ground, but Dean catches her just in time. As she's holding onto Dean, she looks up at his beautiful face and smiles. Her heart starts to pound faster and faster. And just when she's about to say something, Lynn walks in and Kim passes out again* Lynn: *Looking at Dean holding Kim in a very strange position, noticed Kim's still passed out. Tsk, tsk* You're supposed to flirt with her when she's AWAKE, you'll never get anywhere THAT way. |
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 7, 2006 21:02:45 GMT -5
Dean tried so hard...
LOL
Dean: What, I thought women were nuts for me!
Lynn squeesed Dean and kissed his cheek.
Lynn: You are! How do you think you charmed me?
Dean smiled sweetly and sighed
Lynn: That's right.
Lynn motioned twoard Kim, who was still passed out.
Lynn: What about Kimmy there?
Dean: Let's take her to our room, away and protected from Jerry.
They both kiss and nod, carry her off to their room in NJ.
They plop her down on the bed and Dean places 2 dozen red roses and a diamond necklace next to Kim, with a note.
'For you, my lovely, from a tall, dark handsome italian'
Dean then went to sit with Lynn on the sofa.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 7, 2006 22:04:55 GMT -5
*As Kim starts to wake up, she yawns and squints; the sun is blinding her eyes! She looks at her watch and gasps* Kim: I've been asleep for 18 hours!!! *She leaps out of bed and rushes into the bathroom to pamper herself up. She phones room service and asks for a full breakfast, as she waits, she looks out the window...she thinks to herself Gee, where am I?* *She hears a knock at the door and opens it quickly, expecting Jerry or Lynn or even Dean to explain to her where she may be, her grin suddenly disappears as it's only the bellboy* Bellboy: Here's your breakfast, ma'am. Kim: *Sighs* Thank you. Bellboy: What's wrong? Is anything bothering you? Kim: Oh, my friends left me in a strange hotel...and I don't even know where they are! Bellboy: Oh, all alone? In a strange city?! Kim: *Laughs to herself weakly* Nah, I was born in New Jersey (Hey, if I can make up my being engaged to Jerry Lewis...I think changing my place of birth won't be too much to ask  ) Bellboy: Oh, well, I saw two whizz by here a few hours ago, I saw them come out of this room... Kim: Oh! Was it a tall Italian and a crazy redhead? Bellboy: No, they wore uniforms...white ones, two men. Kinda looked like Jerry Lewis in The Disorderly Orderly *Kim looks dumbfounded and sits down hard on the chair, confused...* Kim: Thanks... Bellboy: *tips hat* No problem, ma'am. |
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 11:43:35 GMT -5
Oh thanks, we're in the booby hatch now! Dean and Lynn sit in a padded room in straight jackets and with a bottle of wine, Lynn kicks the wall. Lynn: I want my perfume!!!!! Lynn lay down next to Dean and starts to cry. Dean pets her hair and kisses her. Dean: Don't cry sweetheart, atleast we're together. |
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