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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 8, 2006 12:00:52 GMT -5
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 12:03:33 GMT -5
Thanks, you'll leave us to rot? Dean has fallen asleep, and Lynn spots a window way up high, she jumps, 1, 2, 3 times, then she finally gets up there, and climbs out! She looks around, and runs down the street, and spots Kim... Lynn runs up to her friend and grabs her in a bear hug.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 8, 2006 12:09:54 GMT -5
*Kim shreiks and jumps, thinking someone's mauling her*
Kim: Oh Lynn! *She throws her arms around her buddy and laughs* I thought you guys left me for good!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 12:12:13 GMT -5
Lynn squeeses Kim and musses her hair.
Lynn: You're like my sister! I'm sorry! The crazy white suit men came and hauled off Dean n' me to the booby hatch! Dean!
Lynn starts to sob
Lynn: They've got Dean in there still too! We need to get him out!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 8, 2006 12:15:17 GMT -5
Kim: Oh! Right away, let's go!
*They both leap into a taxi. Kim looks over at Lynn and asks*
Kim: Wait....if you're here and Dean's in the boob machine...where's Jerry?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 8, 2006 21:33:23 GMT -5
Lynn's face goes blank, she looks around, rolls down the window and screams "JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lynn turns back to Kim, "First we need to get Dean out, then find Jerry. Last time I saw him he was running down some ally way chasing a old chinese lady!!!!!!!"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 18:16:13 GMT -5
*Kim shreiks and stares Lynn down*
Kim: You left that man out in the world all by himself?!?!?!?! He's probably lying in a ditch someplace....or worse.......he's dead!!!
Kim: *nearly faints* Let's just go get Dean out and we'll take it from there...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:07:40 GMT -5
As the taxi pulls up to the mental ward, Lynn jumps out with Kim and run to Dean's tiny window....... "Dean?" Say's lynn, all the sudden Dean's face pops up. Dean: Girls! Get me outta this loony bin! Lynn and Kim drag Dean out through the window, and take off
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:20:06 GMT -5
Gosh! The bars aren't that big!
*Kim gets back in the taxi, having Dean sit between the two girls. Kim keeps her arms folded and her head looking straight forward, ignoring Lynn*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:29:03 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean neck and Lynn looks casuly over at Kim, then rolls her eyes...... Lynn pulls Dean closer to her..... Then Jerry emerges from the taxi front, as the taxi driver.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:49:42 GMT -5
*Kim screams and leaps into the front seat, sqeazzzzing past the plastic window. When she gets up there she sits on Jerry's lap, facing him and starts to kiss him all over as the car sways left and right*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:51:45 GMT -5
Lynn shreiks and jumps into front seat, trying to pry off Kim by her hair.....
Lynn: YOU IDIOT! You'll get us al killed!
Lynn casually tosses Kim into the back and Jerry too, and takes over driving, she drive real slow and pops in a Dino cd.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:57:20 GMT -5
*Kim and Jerry go at it in the back as Dean just closes his eyes and hums along to the catchy tune*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 21:02:35 GMT -5
Lynn looks back at the two lovebirds and shakes her head and starts to gag....
Dean then inches his way into the front seat, turns on the cd, and starts to sing with Lynn, 'Mating Buffallo in the Taxi'
Lynn pulls over, pulls shades over the windows, and Dean and she go at it also.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 21:05:31 GMT -5
Yep, this is what it's all about Lynn....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 21:07:50 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO *and peeing* A cop pulls up and knocks on the backseat window..... Dean stops *censor* Lynn, and hushes his friends..
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 17:20:02 GMT -5
*Jerry and Kim hear a nock on the window and wipe the fog off as they fix themselves up a bit. Kim cowers, hiding behind Jerry.*
Jerry: *Acting tough* Can I help you, sir?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 19:10:16 GMT -5
Lynn dresses quickly and jumps into the driver's seat, wiping up 'stuff'.... Lynn fixes her lips and hair. She sticks her head out the window and pats the cop's behind. She smiles sweetly and winks. Lynn: Ahem, anything I can do for you, Officer Sir Dean clears his throat and straightens his tie and hanky in his pocket. Dean then smooths his hair and smile swauvly at the cop. Dean pat's Lynn's buttsky, Lynn then snaps her fingers at him....
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