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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 0:59:04 GMT -5
LOL, all right, Lynn...it's come down to THIS...
Now...to make sure you don't sexually harass little Dean...we're putting oven mitts on ya' with duct tape.
Ready...set...GO!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 2:01:14 GMT -5
*As little Kim and Jerry are playing around in the sandbox, Lynn and Dean saunter over* Kim: Hey guyssssh! Wanna come play wit--you know what, Lynn, no, this will never work, it's a failure, I can already tell... You're gonna get into your mother's liquor cabinet, sexually assault little Deany, blow up other little kiddies on the block and torture Jerry to no end, you know what, I may have to close this thread before the damage gets done!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:25:57 GMT -5
Ooooooooooooooooooooo! Sounds fun! Lynn pulls on her braids and smacks Dean's butt and he flies into the sandbox. Dean flies in there and sand is caked all over him. Lynn starts to cackle and pulls her pink frilly skirt off, she then climbs up a tree. This is a blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:28:56 GMT -5
*Kim drumps sand all over Jerry, until he's covered in it* Kim: Where did Jerry-berry go? *jerry lays stiff in the sand* *Kim begins to cry* Kim: Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-- *Jerry pops out of the sand and attacks Kim, holding a glass of lemon-aid over her head* Kim: No!! Jerry, stop it! Stop it!! *Cries* lol, I'm just gonna act like Ginger Rogers from "Monkey Business" the whole time
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:32:50 GMT -5
This is so fun! I can't handle it! Lynn screams bloody murder and Dean jumps up and scurries to the tree. Dean: Lynnde! Are yough alright?! Lynn jumps down, Lynn: I peed my pants!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:35:18 GMT -5
...I'm regretting already
*Kim dashes into the house and scurries into her room...she comes outside 2 minutes later and slaps a diaper on Lynn*
*Kim stands back*
Kim: There! Now she can climb trees like a wild chimp as often as she wants without having any *giggles* accidenties....
*Lynn grrs and chases Kim around with the hose*
Kim: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Jerry, help me!!!---No!!!! LYNN, STOP IT!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:38:43 GMT -5
Lynn grabs Kim by the hair and rips off all her clothes, and Dean flips Lynn upside down and 'harrasses' her. All the sudden Lynn's mom and Kim's mom come out.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:59:20 GMT -5
*Kims eyes get huge as she looks up and her mother's standing over her...*
Mom: Kim...
Kim: Yes...*gulp* mother?
*Jerry continues to play in the sand as he overhears Kim getting in trouble with her mom...he picks up a large bucket of water and sand and dumps it on Kim's mom...he runs around hysterically and leaps up the tree, dangling his feet, pointing*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 16:59:50 GMT -5
Lynn's tiny blue eyes get huge and she giggles and pulls down Jerry's little slacks around his knees and hides behind Dean. Lynn's mom stands with her hands on her hips staring at Lynn, a perfect example of what Little Lynnie will be when she grows up. Mama: Lynn, sweetie, what's going on? Dean: She threw me in the sandbox, attacked Kim and pulled down Jerry's pants..... Lynn's eyes get huge and she kiddy-slaps Dean.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 17:15:29 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Lynn and giggles as her mom slaps her across the head* *Kim holds her head and starts to pout* ...I am so not going anywhere in this thread, lol. My mother is my weakness....I think I'm done for!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 17:50:07 GMT -5
Aww. Stop it! Lynn runs into slide-house and taunts her kiddy buddies to come and play, she hugs her mom before she ran away and tripped the neighbor's girl as she streaked into the slide. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 18:13:33 GMT -5
*Kim burries herself in the sand and leaves the straw popping out of her mouth so she can breathe*
*She can hear her mom walk by*
*She giggles*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:26:19 GMT -5
Lynn manacaily runs amuck with Dean chasing her, he swipes at her pink skirt but she's always one step ahead of him, she trips and tumbles down. Dean mauls her and attacks her with kisses.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:29:01 GMT -5
Kim: Awwww, an admirer...*she gets a funny face* whatever that means...
*She runs around the neighborhood and attacks Jerry with kisses too*
*Jerry just sits up and wipes off the plastic lipstick*
Jerry: Ewwwww
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:32:42 GMT -5
Lynn climbs madly up the monkey bars and hangs upside down on them so her chest can show. She cackles loudly.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:40:05 GMT -5
*Kim laughs and snorts*
Kim: *Points* Are those misquito bites?! You need band-aids...Lynn
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:44:26 GMT -5
Lynn cackles and jumps into the slide and whizzes down, Dean waits for her at the end, and traps her in the slide out-hole.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:45:52 GMT -5
*Kim lays on the ground, counting the clouds and drawing shapes in the sky with her finger*
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