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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:32:14 GMT -5
We're so bad. Lynn cackles loudly and races over to Dean and yanks dow his pants and screams with lauhgter, then runs behind a bush.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:42:47 GMT -5
*Kim growls and runs over to Lynn bush...*
*Kim takes out a lighter and starts the bush on fire*
*She laughs manically and hides behind Jerry*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:43:11 GMT -5
...Please don't start Jerry on fire...I....I love him.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 20:27:38 GMT -5
Awwwww, I won't.
Dean throws Kim and Jerry into the mud hole and grabs Lynn outta the bush and douses the bush with the yard hose.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 0:04:11 GMT -5
*A large box arrives at a stranger's front doorstep*
*Kim peeks from behind Jerry and runs up to it*
*She pokes the huge box with a stick and reads the red lettering...*
Kim: Dooogla boooglaeeeeyaow...
*Kim scratches her head and takes out her notepad, writing in jibberish*
Learn how to read
*She runs back to the large box and opens it up; looking around to see if no one notices, she leaps inside....*
*She pulls a lever and lights go flashing, dials spin and she looks at her hands as they grow 10 times their original size!*
*She gasps as she notices her voice getting older and her height changing...*
*She screams for Lynn, but it's too late...she looks at the dial time and it says*
*Gulp*
1931
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 27, 2006 18:02:35 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile Lynn and Dean look next door and see a large package, they grab eachother's hand and race over to the box, they leap inside of it. Dean: Boy, it's dark in here! Lynn: I know it, I wonder where Kim is? Dean shrugs and pulls a lever, he and Lynn grow 10 times their normal size. Lynn's eyes get huge, then Dean pushes a button. The box starts to spin for a while then it stops. Dean peeks outside and spots a newspaper. 'Sept. 27th. 1931' PS: You can't get away, Kim!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 27, 2006 21:29:38 GMT -5
...And Jerry never finds his way, LOL *Jerry lays in the sandbox, making sand angels...he loooks around and notices the gang's gone* *He gasps and runs around, looking for Dean and the girls* Jerry: Dean? *Leaps in a bush* Woah, Dean? Hellloooo Dean? ...Kim? *Jerry steps out of the bushes and sits down, hard, on the ground. A tear rolls down his cheek* *Meanwhile Kim is laying in a back alley, with shrunken clothes and a huge body she can't quite deal with yet* *She hears footsteps walk closer to her...she sees a sillhouette of a large man and a woman walking towards her...she closes her eyes and braces for the worst...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 12:26:43 GMT -5
Dean looks down at Kim and toes her with his Spat. Dean pushes up his gangsta' hat. Dean: Hey, pally. Whatcha doing' Lynn grunts and straightens her red boa. A sexy gangster walks by and wolf whistles. Lynn grins and winks at him. Dean: I'd knew you'd be like this when you grew up.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 14:09:28 GMT -5
Lynn: Oh how could you tell? *She rolls her eyes*
Kim: Geeez, you guys look.....ooold...and how did you get time to dress like that? Look at me!! I'm in little girl clothes still!
*A man walks by and whistles at Kim*
*Kim shys away and hides behind Dean*
Kim: Seee! I'm nearly naked!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 3, 2006 20:50:36 GMT -5
Dean laughs and darts out of Kim's way, and men all over start walking twoard Kim. Dean: HO! Everybody loves a naked girl sometime! Lynn laughs out of control and Dean grabs her arm and they spring down the ally.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 3, 2006 21:04:39 GMT -5
*Kim stands in the alley, nearly naked, screaming*
Kim: Lynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, Get back here!!!!!!!!!!
*She hides behind the trash can and cowers, waiting for an unsuspecting woman to pounce on so she can get some clothes on*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 12:12:14 GMT -5
Lynn and Dean bound back down the ally, and they hide together in a wooden box, making fart sounds as fat folk pass.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 12:22:23 GMT -5
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I have no comment for this one...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 5, 2006 16:43:51 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 5, 2006 21:22:31 GMT -5
Oooo, that's sweet...she's eternally greateful, now...
*Kim frantically searches for a shop to bust into as she covers herself with a small newspaper...*
*She finds the perfect store, and eyes a beautiful dress/hat/shoes/and necklace and breaks in...*
*She takes the stuff and runs; hiding in a dark alley...she gets it all on and quietly and slowly walks out of the shadows and down the street, as if nothing happend*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 6, 2006 20:20:27 GMT -5
Dean and Lynn casually walk down the sidewalk, making farting noises, and Lynn makes barf sounds as ugly men pass. Dean spots Kim and grabs her by her bottom. Dean: Whoa, hot buns! Lynn rolls her eyes.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 6, 2006 23:59:39 GMT -5
*Kim leans on Dean and winks*
Kim: Hey, you like my outfit?
Dean: Yeah!
*Lynn nudges Dean, and growls at Kim*
Dean: I mean...*ahem* Looks nice, darling. You look fine.
*Kim giggles and pokes Dean*
*The three walk arm-in-arm down the street, as Kim spies a couple big thugs walking towards 'em*
Kim: Hey...*points* We better get out of here, guys...these men look dangerous.
Lynn: Nah! Lemma at 'em!
*Dean pulls Lynn close*
Dean: No, sweetheart, these guys do look dangerous...I think we better just leave.
Lynn: Grrrr...I can take 'em!
Kim: Lynn...We love ya', so we're gonna have to use drastic measures for this one.
*Dean picks Lynn up and runs*
*Lynn growls over Dean's shoulder at the men*
*Kim's highheel gets stuck in the crack of the pavement, and she's unable to move*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 13:14:12 GMT -5
Oh thanks, I wanted to be Mr. T. Lynn bites Dean's ear and he screams and lets go of Lynn, she snarls at the hoods and races twoard them like a wildcat. Dean wheels around and races back also. Lynn screechs up to Kim and yanks her out of the crack, and drags her away, only to be grabbed by a swearing Dean again, who slaps them both and carts them away.
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