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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:49:03 GMT -5
Lynn runs over to Kim with Dean hot on her heels and does a flying leap over her buddy, Dean grabs Lynn's leg and they both fall ontop of Kim.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 22:23:01 GMT -5
Oooomph!!
Kim: Grrrr...
*Kim dashes off and sprays Lynn and Dean with a hose*
*Dean looks at Kim and chases after her*
*He pulls one of her pony-tails and yanks her down on the floor*
*Kim starts to cry as Lynn leaps on her and ties a bandana in her mouth*
*Kim wiggles around a bit, trying to escape but it's no use. She just sits there, quietly and sighs*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 10:42:42 GMT -5
Lynn cackles loudly and madly dashes back to Jerry and pulls him off his feet, she ties the squirming kid up with her diaper * * Meanwhile, a shy little boy walks up to Dean. Dean wheels around and glares at him. Kid: Wanna play? Dean: How? Dean throws a kiddy punch and the Kid goes flying into Lynn's arms. Lynn: EWWWW! Dean! Thanks! Lynn kicks the boy and he flies about 10 feet and over the seesaw. Lynn and Dean giggle evily and high-five eachother.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 13:32:40 GMT -5
*Kim runs over to the helpless little boy and picks him up by his huge ears*
*She asks him what his name is*
Kid: It's-it's-it's
Kim: Yeah? Well, get on with it!
Kid: C-l-l-lark
Kim: Clark who?
Kid: G-g-g-g-gable
*Kim looks at Lynn with wide eyes*
*Kim's eyes get bigger as she spins the kid around and steals the lolli from his back pocket, she giggles and runs up a tree, sticks it in her mouth and points, laughing*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 20:47:31 GMT -5
Lynn's mouth drops to her knees. Lynn looks to Kim with wide eyes. Lynn clears her throat and strides over to Clarkie.
Lynn: Hiya, cutie. Sorry about that, I was playing imaginary football. Wanna go up the slide?
The kid nods eagerly and they take off together.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 21, 2006 20:49:44 GMT -5
*Kim takes the lolli out of her mouth and leaps down on Jerry*
*She looks around, trying to find a place to set her lolli and she looks at Jerry evilly and sticks the lolli in his hair*
*She gives him a shy peck on the cheek and bounces away*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 21, 2006 21:05:54 GMT -5
Lynn and Clark meanwhile are playng 'baby buffalo kiss passionatly' in the slide.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 1:03:31 GMT -5
*Kim gasps and walks right over to Lynn's mummy and taps on her knee*
*Lynn's mamma looks down*: Yes?
*Kim stutters*: I-I-I-uhhh...I--I saw Lynn playing mating buffalo with C-l-l-lark over der by da swing *she wipes her nose and sniffles* and I don't thinks dats right...
*Lynn's mother walks over to Lynn, pulling her by the pony-tail, taking her inside for a nap*
*Kim places her hands over her mouth and giggles*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:06:01 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:08:14 GMT -5
*Kim leaps up by the window and lays her hand on her Kim*
Kim: Hi...
Lynn: *Grrrr* Don't talk to me.
Kim: What's wrong?
Lynn: You did this to me...
Kim: Did what?
Lynn: Put me in this..this...this cell!!
Kim: *Gets called by Jerry* I gotta go
Lynn: No! Don't leave me here!!
Kim: I thought you were mad...
Lynn: I am, but I'm also lonely...
Kim: Fine, I'll keep ya' company--wanna play a game?
Lynn: Sure! What kind of game...
Kim: A fun game *she smiles evilly and runs off*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:23:34 GMT -5
Lynn growls and throws her apple sauce at Kim, it barely hits her and spulges to the grass. Lynn burps loudly and giggles manacaliy.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 12:29:37 GMT -5
*Lynn hears Kim in the far off distance*
Kim: Come and find me!
*Lynn hears Kim chuckle loudly and growls*
*She leaps out of the window and walks right up to Kim, punching her in the side*
*She casually walks back into her room and lays down on the bed*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 22, 2006 12:32:36 GMT -5
Eh eh. That was charming. Lynn pulls the covers over her head and snores loudly while Mama plays Dino records extremly loud.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 22, 2006 13:05:41 GMT -5
*Kim leaps in through Lynn's window and steals a couple of her toys, she jumps back out the window and burries them in the sand, about 5,000 feet under the earth (lol). She then throws herself against the front door of the house, listening to big Dino sing*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 24, 2006 21:14:34 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 13:21:56 GMT -5
*Kim, rolling on the ground, holding her heart, wheezes and sighs*
Kim: *Cough* I've been hit. Ohhhh *she throws her hands up in the air and coughs a bit more* I'm a goner...
*Jerry walks up to Kim and, being the gullable type that he is, flops down next to Kim, wailing*
Jerry: Lynn...you shot her.....YOU SHOT HER!
*Jerry sobs*
Jerry: Ooooh, and I was going to marry her when we got to be old...
*Kim shoots up*
Kim: You were, Jerry?! You were?!
*She throws her arms around Jerry and squeezes him tight*
*Lynn gags and shoots Kim again with her water gun*
*Kim gasps and holds her heart*
Kim: *Wheez....* I'm...I'm...............dead.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 25, 2006 17:19:09 GMT -5
Dean races over with his own squirt gun and blast Jerry, he goes flying and Dean and Lynn high five eachother, Dean sneers and grabs Kim by the arm and pulls her up, spanking her.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 25, 2006 17:23:59 GMT -5
*Kim cries and screams*
Kim: Dean!! Stop, ow, ow, ow, ow!!!
*Dean laughs and continues squirting Jerry in the head*
*Jerry freaks out, thinking the water's blood*
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