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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 12, 2006 21:01:09 GMT -5
A NEW CHARACTER, WOOOOHOOO!
Oooooo, I'm so jealous....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 11:42:10 GMT -5
Too cool, huh? Awwwww, you can share Cary and Dean! Don't worry! Dean picks his fingernails and mutters swear words under his breath while Lynn and Cary, kiss, talk and laugh.... He turns to Kim, who is sitting next to him.... Dean: Look at them! Dean pokes Kim ___________ Cary smoothes his hand down Lynn's leg and kisses her softly.... Lynn looks out the window, she hugs Cary, "We're almost there!" Lynn and Cary hug and point at diffrent places.... Lynn turns to look at Dean, she flashe him her best smile and blows a kiss at him.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 17:50:00 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Dean and nods*
Kim: I know, it's sickening*
*Lynn and Cary keep smooching whilst Jerry is swimming on the floor in circular motions. Kim looks down at her fiance' and shakes her head*
Kim: Well...this is all too embarassing for me, I think I'm going to go hit the bar HARD, with some strong Orange Julius'.
*She shimmies around Lynn and Cary and steps over Jerry on her way out.*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:14:41 GMT -5
Lynn stares in amaezment as Kim walks out, she looks back at Dean, then jumps up, dragging Cary behind her and snagging Dean on the way... Dean looks at Cary, they shrug. Lynn catches up with Kim. Lynn: Can you believe it? We're in ROME! Dean takes Lynn in his arms, Cary puts his arm around Kim Cary: Hello, beautiful one Lynn: Dean, look. I love ya so much, I only flirt with other men... You're my husband! Dean nods and kisses Lynn sweety. Dean: I know, I'm sorry. I just get so jelous..... Lynn shuts his mouth by giving him a huge kiss.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:24:09 GMT -5
*Kim, meanwhile is still sitting at the bar and getting "drunk" on orange julius's, she spins off her chair and falls onto Cary's lap*
Kim: Oh! Exscusssc*hiccup* me...I didn't see you there...*she pats Cary's legs and chest, trying to feel her way around to get up*
Kim: Ooooof! That's some strong orange juice!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:27:14 GMT -5
Cary looks down at Kim, he pat's her head kindly..
Lynn falls into Dean's lap, cracking up.......
Lynn: I'm glad jerry's not here!
They all burst into laughter.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:30:19 GMT -5
*Kim jumps up and loudly, shrieking and pointing* Look! It'shhh Jeeery!
*She runs up to Jerry, throwing her arms around him and misses, hitting the floor hard*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:33:36 GMT -5
OOOO! DRUNKY NUMBER 2! Lynn get's up to help her pal, she puts Kim's arms around Cary and places Kim's mouth onto Cary's.... Lynn: Awwwww! It's Kim and Jerry... Lynn clasps her hands together and makes kissey sounds...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:39:45 GMT -5
*Kim holds her finger up, as if to make an important speach, she hesitates and stutters for a while*
Kim: I--I--I'm notsh yer ragdollie *she brushes at her nose and giggles, then gets all serious, looking up at Lynn and getting 1 cm away from her face and says* I woo--*hiccup* I wooood aaapredssciate if you wooooooood putshts my HANDSH on Jeeeeery's shulders and tehn my lipsh on his...pleasehw
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:42:03 GMT -5
Lynn falls to the floor cracking up and rolling around. Dean takes charge and grabs onto Jerry and throws him at Kim....
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:42:49 GMT -5
Lynn starts to mimick Kim and crosses her eyes and starts to dance around....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:43:46 GMT -5
*Jerry falls ontop of Kim*
Kim: Hiya babyyyyy, so...yooou've finally comed outta yet shell, tehn, huh?
*She laughs manically and passes out*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:45:37 GMT -5
Lynn gasps, she grabs Kim and shakes her.... Lynn's eyes get big as saucers.... Lynn: tsk, first time drunk ,it happende to me once
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:54:41 GMT -5
*Kim wakes up and smiles...then gets green*
Kim: Oooo, I feel naucious
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:58:19 GMT -5
Lynn looks to Dean, they both grab Kim and haul her body over to the sink..... Dean: Well, sweetie Dean turns to Lynn, kisses her 'bigtime' and looks back at Jerry, winks then slaps Kim's behind..
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 21:08:29 GMT -5
*Kim wipes her mouth and holds her finger up in the air, as if to make another speech again...but she just doubles over and passes out*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 21:10:34 GMT -5
Lynn sighs and looks at Dean. She snaps her fingers at Jerry and Cary, and the four carry the Drunky Number Two out and into a hotel lobby, while people gawk and laugh, Lynn gives everybody the 'Hawian Good Luck Sign'. They haul Kim up to a room and toss her onto a bed.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 17:34:15 GMT -5
*As Kim lays on the bed, passed out, she faintly hears people mumble around her, coming out of it every so often she only hears bits and pieces*
Lynn: So Dean...is she gonna make it?
Dean: No, she's pretty bad, she may only have a couple days to live. You know how these things go. But when she passes on, we'll find another one---a better one, and we'll just have to forget about the old...
Lynn: Yeah, you're right...she wasn't that great anyways, I won't miss her, she was such a mess all the time, peeing and throwing up all the time *tsk*. It's better this way.
*Kim passes back out*
Dean: Yeah, she was a good turtle...but maybe next time we'll just stick to cats...
*They both laugh and shut the door to Kim's room, turning out the lights*
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