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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 12:16:29 GMT -5
Oooooops, you're right..... *Ahem* Lynn sucks up whole bottle of rum and falls over ottoman in the hotel room.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 12:38:57 GMT -5
*As Kim's walking around the hotel, circling to find wild-berries*
(I have so lost the plot to this story, it isn't even funny)
*She happends upon a handsome Italian man. They both look at each other and smile, shyly, each going their separate ways but still looking back in each others directions...*
*Kim continues to pick wild-berries when Jerry pops out of one of the bushes and frightens Kim*
Kim: *Jumps* Oh Jerry! You scared me!
Jerry: I should have, I saw you makin' eyes with that...that...tomato-saucey boy...Kim, I thought you loved me.
Kim: Oh Jerry, don't eve--
Jerry: *In 9 year old voice* All right, I get it, I'm not wanted then, you don't love me...I guess I'll just go back to America and live the rest of my days alo--
*Kim wacks Jerry over the head with a plank and as he passes out...she just continues to pick wild berries, whistling I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 12:41:37 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lynn skips down the path and spots the Italian guy, she smiles at him then smacks his behind as he passes. She then looks back and falls over something in the road, she scoots around and see's Jerry. Lynn's eyes get huge.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 12:59:24 GMT -5
*Kim looks over at Jerry's unconscious body and decides...* Wow, this doesn't look good*She props Jerry up and puts a berry in his mouth and his arm around the park bench, making it look like he's lounging, poppin' berries.* *Kim spots Lynn and runs up to her with her berry basket* Kim: Hey! I picked berries for that pie you were talking about!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 13:00:43 GMT -5
Lynn stuggles to stand up and smiles weekily at Kimmy. Lynn: Goody! I love... Piesss.......... Lynn stands up and screams... Lynn: My ankle! It's broken!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 13:16:51 GMT -5
*Kim grinds her teeth and hits Lynn over the head with the berry basket..berries go flying everywhere*
Lynn: What was that for?!?!?
Kim: *Gives a blank look* ...I'm sorry, for a minute, there, I thought you were Jerry......
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 14:01:49 GMT -5
Lynn spits at Kim. Lynn: What was that for? I broke my *censored* ankle! Cause of you *cesored* boyfriend! Lynn swings at Jerry but misses and hits a large rock. Lynn starts to sob and pound the dirt. Lynn: Now what am I gonna do! You're pregneat with Dean's baby and I've got a broken.... Lynn clasped her hand over her mouth. Lynn: Ahem, I'm sorry to tell you, but that kid is Dean's....... Lynn cowers under bushes ready for the worst...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 14:49:45 GMT -5
LOL!! How can you miss striking a man who's sitting on a bench unconscious?!
*Kim grinds her teeth and looks at Jerry to see if he heard Lynn's comment, she pulls Lynn by her wounded arm and walks out of hearing range of Jerry*
Kim: How are you so sure it's Dean's child?! I've never been with Dean!! And it only makes sense because I was with Jerry yesterday morning...
*Kim sighs* ...I'm so confused...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 20:28:40 GMT -5
Lynn rolls her eyes and laughs to herself. 'Boy will she have a suprise!' Lynn: Hey, don't drag. Their's sticks and rocks. You're gonna have to get somebody..... Lynn rolls under bushes and gives Kim thumbs up.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 21:01:53 GMT -5
...Maybe I'm just not paying attention but none of this made any sense whatsoever, lol....
*Kim starts throwing rocks and mud at strangers, she starts to laugh hysterically*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 11:32:47 GMT -5
Lynn feels her ankle and moves it a bit. She cawrls out from the bush. Lynn: Hey, muddy.... It's not broken, it's fine now! Lynn looks to the the stangers running madly, and back at Kim..... Lynn whoops like a Indian and starts wheeling rocks and sticks at people. She jumps up on a rock and dances madly around.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 13:19:32 GMT -5
*Kim keeps throwing rocks, when all-of-a-sudden an old woman walks up Kim and starts to shake her finger, Kim stares at the lady, still hiding halfway into the bush she launches for the woman, and the woman steps back a little...Kim launches again, barking and hisssing at the woman, the woman looks at Kim and just laughs angrily*
Woman: Ooo, If I were 40 years younger...
Kim: You'd still be old *She smils sweetly*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:18:09 GMT -5
Oooo! You're bad! Lynn takes off her heels and lugs them at a little kid, he faints and his dog grabs the shoes and chews them up. Lynn gasps and pulls at her hair. Lynn: AGGGGGGHHHH! Cary then appers, a wry look on his face, he casually sits next to Jerry and reads a paper.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 20:24:39 GMT -5
Cary: Lovel-yy dayy isn't it, kid?
*He nudges Jerry, and Jerry falls over*
Cary: What's the matter with these Italian men....too much cheese, probably
*He notices it's Jerry and he leaps up*
Cary: Girls! Girls!
*He motions for Lynn and Kim*
*The girls run over to Cary and Jerry*
Kim: What's wrong?!
Cary: Jerry's--I think he's D-d-d-d-...D-E-D...dead.
*Kim laughs*
Kim: He isn't dead...
Cary: Passed out then.
Kim: When isn't he passed out?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 19, 2006 20:40:21 GMT -5
Lynn scoffs at Jerry and leers back at her heels. Lynn's eyes get big. She spots a fit young blonde who passes, and Cary whistles at, Lynn knocks her over the head and pulls off her heels, she then puts them onto her own feet. Lynn kisses Cary and hugs Kim. Lynn: Ahem.. haha!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 21:06:47 GMT -5
*Kim watches the woman get hit with a rock and smirks evilly...she runs over, noticing the unconsious woman is within two feet of a sewer hole...*
*Kim walks over casually and kicks the woman with her shoe, nudging her into the hole.*
*Kim waits for the "clunk" sound, but it doesn't come....she taps her foot*
*5 minutes Later*
"CLUNK! BOOOM!"
*Kim smiles sweetly*
Kim: Sometimes beauty can be deadly.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:37:22 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:40:09 GMT -5
*Kim sits near the sewer hole and swings her feet in as she hums...*
*A car wizzes by, as it does she lays down, and the car passes over her, she continues to hum*
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