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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 22:33:18 GMT -5
LOL, I know!
*After mealtime is over*
Deeds: Well, I better clean this all up...
*Jerry and Sel saunter over to the living room for a little 'couch-time'*
Kim: *Ahem!* There will be NONE of that in this house!
*Jerry and Sel straighten up and space a gap about 3 inches from each other and watch some tv*
*Kim nods and turns to Deeds*
*Jerry and Sel sneak back into hugging*
Kim: Darling, I'll help you with the cleanup
Deeds: Awww, sweetheart, you don't have to do that...go watch some tv with Sel and Jerry, I've got it under control
*He continues on cleaning but she wraps up a towel and swats at him*
Deeds: HEY!
*He laughs and starts chasing her around the kitchen*
*They both start laughing manically*
Jerry: Sounds like they're going insane in there...
*Sel turns Jerry to her*
Sel: Don't mind them, honey, just snuggle up to me and let's watch the Colgate Comedy Hour (lol).
*Meanwhile Kim and Deeds lunge out of the house and roll around in the snow, still laughing crazilly*
*They both fall flat on the snow and Kim tries to crawl away but he grabs her foot and pulls her in his embrace*
*The two are panting and laughing, but he runs his hands over her hair and stares deeply into her eyes*
Kim: Darling...
Deeds: *Smiling charmingly* Yes sweetheart?
*She takes a hand full of snow and throws it in his face, running away behind a giant snowpile*
*She waits nervously behind the pile, waiting for his pounce*
*She waits and waits, but then hears the door close*
Kim: Oh no! He locked me out!
*She looks around to see if it's safe, then she dashes over to the window*
Kim: *Banging on the door* It's freeeeeezing out here, you guys! Let me in!!
*She hears footsteps in back of her and Deeds wraps his warm jacket over her and lifts her up, sweeping her up into his arms*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 0:47:37 GMT -5
* later onn that night * sel: well its getting late guys! we should go to bed! *winks at jerry and he winks back* jer: yeah! *gives a huge fake yahn* kim: *looks over to deeds and winks and he winks back* deeds: yeah I guess we better go *all of them smirking trying to hold in there exitment!* sel: c'mon kim kim: yeah Im really tired, goodnight darling *gives deeds a goodnight kiss and winks* sel: oh yeah, good night honey, *gives jerry a kiss and smiles* deeds: c'mon jerry lets head to the room jerry: yippee! (sarcastikly) * in the boys' room * jer: look deeds im really tired so lets just go to bed. deeds: yeah me too! *they jump in the bed, jerry waits and waits for deeds to start snoring and so to pass the time he begins to count sheep! lol! and so eventually he fell asleep!* *meanwhile in the girls' room...* sel: so yeah, sorry about that whole kidnaping thing.. kim: oh dont metion it! the way jerry acts i would call the police on you guys too if you when missing! *they start to laugh* kim: well i had so much fun outside today, *yawn* it really wiped me out.. sel: *smiles* oh yeah?...say i bet you really miss deeds about now huh? kim: *yawn* yeah! sel: the best thing for that is to think about them.. kim: yeah? *she sloses her eyes and starts to think of deeds! she too eventually falls asleep!* sel and deeds in each of the rooms: YESSSS!!! *mean while Deeds has just sliped out of the room and sliped into the spare room* deeds: kim? kim you in here? hmmm.. she must be in the room still, oh well i"ll just wait in the cover! *meanwhile sel just sliped out of her room and is sliping into the spare room* sel: hey! you in here? oh their you are! *sel pounces on the bed and kisses his face! then she opens her eyes!* sel: DEEDS? deeds: SEL?? kim: *wakes up to the yelling* DEEDS!! jer: *wakes up too* SEL!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 0:52:21 GMT -5
LOL, Awwww...
*Kim bounds out of bed and dashes to the spare room, turning on the lights to see Deeds and Sel in each others arms*
Kim: Oh my--how could you?!
*She storms out of the room as Jerry walks in*
*Sel and Deeds straighten up and Deeds chases after Kim*
Sel: Ooooo, he's in trooooubble!
Jerry: *Puts his hands on his hips* So are you!
Sel: Awww, it was a mistake, darling, you know that! I thought it was you in here and I found out it was Deeds! Those two were planning something---ooo, they're in so much trouubllle!!
Jerry: ...So are we.
Sel: What?
Jerry: We planned the exact same thing
Sel: *Laughs weakly* Oh yeah...I forgot.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 1:11:54 GMT -5
lol! that was so funny!! lol!! kim: what was that? huh pal? i though we planed this thing out for us?! not you and backstaber sel!! deeds: it was a mistake darling! a big mistake! kim: no finding you guys together was a mistake! deeds: c'mon lets all sit down and find out wahts ging on here! sel! jerry! *peaking from around the corner they answer* yeah.....? deeds: come here please.. *now there all in the living room area* deeds: why were you in the room? sel: why were you in the room?! deeds: look, sorry to tell you this but Im in love with kim! sel: ughh! dont make me gag! I wasnt in their for you! me and jerry were planing to meet up in there after you guy's fell asleep! kim: oh really! this coming from the girl who seperated us in the first place?!? sel: dont even start with me! you know you and deeds were planing the same thing!! kim: no we werent! sel: really? so why was deeds in the room? kim: ....oh yeah.. oh im sorry! we were gonna meet too. *all look at each other, then burst out laughing!!* sel: i should have never seperated us! jer: yeah! kim: how about we go to bed with who we want? sel: sounds good to me! *they all goto bed with whom they wanted, and they lived happily ever after, lol! untill the next day when they woke up to find that the blizzard had snowed them all in!!!!* mwahahaha!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 19:23:36 GMT -5
OOoooo, a bliizaaaad!
*Kim wakes up and smiles; the birds are chirping, the snow is falling softly upon the windows and she has a large, quiet room all to herself and her sweetheart*
*She smiles excitedly and uncovers the sheets*
Kim: Good morning, swe--
*She finds a pair of feet in replace of his head*
Kim: Darling?
*She fans the sheets off the bed to find Deeds at the very end, sleeping soundly*
*She laughs to herself and snuggles under the covers, next to him*
*She watches as he sleeps and runs her hands through the hair and down his cheek*
*He opens his eyes, still groggy, but wraps his arms around her and pulls her close*
Deeds: Good morning, beautiful...
*She smiles and gives him a peck on the lips*
Kim: Good morning, handsome...
*The two pull the covers over each other and snuggle in when Jerry and Sel burst through the doors*
Sel: Wakey, wakey, sleep heads!!
*Jerry leaps on the bed and smothers Kim and Deeds*
Deeds: Oooomph!
Kim: Jerry! You're not a 5 year old child, get off!
*She pushes Jerry off the bed but he just lands in between them and smiles cheesily*
Jerry: *He looks to Kim* Good morning, mother. *He looks to Deeds* Good morning, father.
*Deeds looks to Jerry and he sends him sky rocketting through the air*
Deeds: Go away, Jer', can't you see I'm busy?
*He snuggles with Kim*
Kim: *Giggles, snuggling up closer to him* So, what's on the schedule for today, folks?
Sel: Well, it's such a beautiful day, I figured we'd go out and..get back to work!!
Kim: Oh! That's right, I forgot...gee, it's been so nice and peaceful here, I totally forgot about us being hobos!
*They all laugh and Sel looks at her watch*
Sel: Well, we have about an hour...shall we all have breakfast and head out?
Kim: Sure, but first--
*Kim walks to the door, shoving Sel and Jerry out*
Kim: Give Deeds and I 10 more minutes...
*Deeds and Kim laugh and she leaps into the bed, snuggling back under the covers with him*
Sel: Oooooo, they make me so ang--
*She gets interrupted by a passionate kiss*
Jerry: How about 10 more minutes for us, as well, dear?
*The two giggle and bound off into their room*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 19:27:29 GMT -5
Oooop, this isn't the hobo thread! LOL Well, we'll just have to modify, then
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 20:31:14 GMT -5
lol! lol! i know!! i was like, is she making a joke, or is she foreal?? lol! oh well... sel : say, what do you think kim meant by that whole "hobo" thing? jer: oh who knows, that girl is crazy! i dont know what she means half the time anyways! sel: well she is a beast! (LOL!!! j/p) *sel and jer begin to laugh * kim: hey what so funny? sel and jer: nothing! kim: *looks at them suspiciusly* hmmm... well whats for breakfast? jer: why dont you ask the master chef! *him and sel begin to giggle* kim: hey! he CAN cook! jer: sure *rolls his eyes* kim:*hands on her hips* well why dont you cook then? jer: wha-- me? *sel and kim are laughing now* sel: oh honey, we all know you cant cook! so dont try, PEASE!! deeds: *just comming down* well, if you dont mind jerry, I'd love to see you cook! sel: DEEDS! *him and kim are laughing now* jer: no its ok! I'll blow you guys away! sel: thats what im afraid of.... *jerry swats her on her head* jer: im going to cook, and your all gonna love it! *jer stomp off to the kitchen* sel: well thanks alot guys! deeds: dont mention it *winks* kim: so jerry, whats on the menu? jerry: ......nothing! kim: oh c'mon jerry, im sorry.I'll eat what ever you make and love it *giggles* jerry: *comes out of kitchen* no, theres no food! sel: what? kim: oh well, we'll just have to go out and get some... *walk over to the window, opens the shade to see that there burried in!* kim: oh..........no...........
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 20:43:30 GMT -5
*She stands in the doorway, getting snow piled on her*
*Deeds runs over to her, laughing hysterically*
Deeds: Darling! What are you doing?
Kim: Oh, just taking a little breather...
Deeds: Of snow?
*She shakes it all off and starts shaking*
Kim: Ooooo, it's cold!
Jerry: You look like a turkey my mom used to cook for Christmas dinner...
*Everyone shoots Jerry an evil look*
Jerry: What?! It's better than saying she looks like a frozen beast!
*Everyone's silent then Sel starts laughing*
Kim: Hey!
Sel: What?
Kim: ..............................................Shut up.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 21:16:11 GMT -5
lol!!!! !! sel: well what are we going to do for food? kim: well there has to be some food in there! Imean there was food yesturday.. *they go into the kitche to look at what food is there..* jer: peanut butter, 3 eggs... sel: 2 bananas, half a box of cereal... kim: 1 box of crakers, 2 cans of tuna.. deeds: bread, mayo, and hot dogs... jer: oh goody! this is going to be a feast!.... deeds: *gives jer a dirty look* well it'll do for now! jer: yeah for now, and then what? sel: oh c'mon the snow should melt soon guys, i mean it is sunny, right? kim: how should we know? the snow burried us!! * deeds whips up some penut butter and banana sandwiches, some hot dogs and tuna and crakers* sel: well there has to be a way to get out of here guys. kim: yeah, but the roads have to be burried too! sel: oh yeah.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 21:35:47 GMT -5
Kim leaps up and says chipperly: Hey! Let's eat Jerry!
Deeds: *Looks him up and down* Nah, there's no substance there...
Jerry: *Not amused* ...Why don't we eat Kim?
*Deeds pulls Kim close, giving Jerry an evil look, ready to attack him*
Jerry: Geez, Tarzan, lay off!
*Sel sits in the chair, laughing hysterically, eating a magazine*
Jerry: Awww...darling, don't be awkward...here *hands her a tuna cracker* Eat something normal
*Sel grabs the cracker and nibbles on it, making strange animal noises*
Kim: Wow...we haven't even been in this house for two days and we're all going insane.
Deeds: Except for me!
Kim: Yes, darling...you're always normal.
*He smiles proudly, but Kim goes back to eying Jerry as a piece of steak, Jerry looks to Kim, worried and Sel continues to lick the pages of 'Martha Stewart living' recipes*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 23:38:02 GMT -5
lol!!! ok, whats going on here? ?!!!!! and how did u know i do that!? lol j/p!! kim: ok, ok, ok! we gotta act civiliezed!! sel: *putting the magazine, well what was left, down* yeah kims right! theres gotta be food around here somewhere! i mean this cant be the first blizzard here! kim: yeah lets form a search party, and who ever finds food first gets first dibs!! *she has a vicius look in her eyes* sel: no! we have to work together! the food will be for all of us! kim: yeah that works out perfectly for YOU! *they all look at kim as if she was crazy* kim: uh....i mean ok! *the gang begins to search thewhole cabin!* kim: i cant find anything!! all this searching for food is making me hungry! deeds: it's all right, its not your fault your a beasts! (LOLOL ) kim: hey...................shut up!! *then all of a sudden they hear sel scream!, so kim, deeds, and jerry run down to find her in the basement* jer: what is it? kim: are you ok? sel: hahahahaha!! i found it!!! i found it!! all: what?? sel: the food! theres a whole cellar filled with food down there!!! kim: woo hoo! i wont have to eat you!! sel: what??? kim: uh...nothing *hehehe* deeds: well what are we waiting for?? lets go! *they all run down to the cellar and see all types of yummy foods! *
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 0:41:21 GMT -5
*Kim lunges down the stairs and walks calmly up to the boxes of food* *She stuffs a whole bunch of food into her shirt and speeds past Jerry and Deeds, as they're on their way downstairs* *She rushes into the bedroom, upstairs, and locks the door behind her* *Deeds shoots a glance to Jerry and Sel then chases after Kim* *He bounds up the steps and into the hall, banging on her door* Kim: *Laughing evilly as she's hoarding all to herself* Go away! This isn't a dinner party...every man for himself! Deeds: *Through the door* What about every man, except me, for himself...I'd be too lonely without you. *She smiles and runs to the door* *He races in and locks the door behind him, spinning around and picking her up, running her to the bed, stacked with mountains of food* *She giggles wildly and gazes up into his eyes* Deeds: Hey, you know... Kim: What? Deeds: With all the food we have in here, we could live out this blizzard...even 'til Spring time! Kim: *Laughs* You've been hanging out with Jerry too long... *She kisses him sweetly* Deeds: No, really...we should see how long it would take us until we got to the point of-- Kim: *Laughing* Are you for real? *He nods his head, and chuckles to himself* Deeds: And you know what? Kim: *She gets an inch from his face and smiles, as if intrigued* No, what? Deeds: *Proudly* When I've got my girl...I don't even need food. Kim: Oh darling, don't be silly, you'd starve if (and no, I'm not trying to kill him off) without food! Deeds: All right...I'll eat. But know it's against my will! *She rolls on-top of him and smiles teasingly* Kim: Yes, and I'll force you to sleep and breath as well! *He laughs and they both share a kiss* All right, now for a little Sel and Jerry time, lol, Have fun
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 17:29:10 GMT -5
lol! i dont know. you might want to poisson his food??!! lol! j/p! sel: well i think the cold air has gotten to kim! jer: yeah, me too! *they begin to laugh* sel: lets see if we can find a way out of here! jer: *grabing sel* well why would you wanna do that? how bout we take advantage of this whole stranded indoors thing! sel*smiling* oh really? *begins to kiss jer* *knock knock, the door goes. lol!* jer: aww man... sel: *smiles at jer* who is it? kim: its me! come out and look!!! sel; *opening the door, while jerr cries out : NO!!* what is it?? kim: the snow!!! sel: what about it? kim: it mealted! we can leave now!! oh im so happy sel: wow! kim: ok, well im gonna go find deeds now... sel: *turns to jer* oh well sweethart, i guess it's all over jer: Not Yet! *gets up and locks the door, then pushes a dresser in front of the door* sel: *laughing* what are you doing?? jer: finishing what we started! *then he pounces on sel, and they both start to laugh* sel: oh you!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 17:37:07 GMT -5
lol, Awwww
*Kim looks for Deeds*
Kim: Darling?
*She looks under cabinets, in the fridge, under magazines, under the bed, but he's nowhere to be found*
*She walks back to the cellar and opens the door, but it's locked*
Kim: *Banging on the door* Hey, Sel?
Sel: *Deep sigh* Ugh, what Kim?
Kim: I can't find Deeds!
Sel: Well I don't care, go look outside...
Kim: Geez, all right, I'm going!
*She puts her jacket on and boots and walks outside*
Kim: Deeds!
*Silence*
Kim: *She walks around the cabin, but it's completely barren* I wonder where he could be hiding!
*She peeks her head around a tree and starts laughing*
Kim: Darling, where are you?!
*Silence*
*She walks back inside, but as she trails up the steps, she finds his pocket watch, lying on the ground, with blood*
*She shreiks and runs inside, yelling for Jerry and Sel*
(I swear, I'm not trying to kill this man...I'm just trying to make it more scaaaaarrrrry and interesting, lol, we've gotta keep up the pace! Otherwise it'll just be 'trailing down the mountain and back to work!')
Sel: What is it? What happend?
*Kim points to the door, throwing herself on the bed and starts to wail*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 18:01:11 GMT -5
YES YOU ARE!!! YOUR GONNA KILL HIM!! RUN DEEDS!! RUN!! lol! just playin!!! sel: oh my god!! what do you think happened? kim tell me the truth...did you kill him? (LOL) kim: NO!! FOR THE HUNDRED TIME!! I DONT WANT TO KILL HIM *swats sel on her head! lol* sel: *under breath* sure.. jer: hey whats going on? *sel and kim go and show him the watch on the ground* jer: what happened? sel: i dont know, but i think kim had something to do wth it!! *seol and jer look at kim suspiciusly! lol* kim: i didnt do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sel: well why are we just standing her? we gotta go find him!! kim: duh!! thats what i was trying to say! but you guys keep looking at me!! jer: well lets go and try to find him! sel: *whispers to jer* keep your eyes on kim! *jer nods* kim: hey guys look! *sel and jer run over to see* kim: look! the basement window is broke!! sel: you think some one tried to break in?? jer: duh!! *hits sel on the head*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 18:15:46 GMT -5
*Kim starts to freak out, crying and shaking*
Kim: Oh Sel, what if something terrible happend to him?! I couldn't bear it.
Sel: *Slaps Kim* Stop worrying! You know this guy, he's probably out hunting, you know how much he loves hunting. Stop flipping out!
Kim: *Takes a deep breath* You're right...but what about the broken window and his lost watch?
Sel: I have no idea, but we'll soon find out.
*It gets later and darker out and Kim and Jerry and Sel all gather around in the living room*
Kim: We're gonna form a search party...
Jerry: Awww, do we have to? I'm hungry...
Sel: *Hits Jerry* A man is missing and all you can think about is food?! That poor man may probably BE food right now
Kim: SEL!
Sel: Sorry kid, didn't mean it like that
Kim: *Sigh* Let's just get this thing started, I'm starting to feel sick to my stomach
Sel: All right, let's go
*Kim and Sel go into the bedroom and open the drawers, finding hunting gear*
Sel: Are you serious?
Kim: *Grabbing a gun* As serious as I'll ever be.
Sel: Oh my-- you're planning on using that gun?!
Kim: Sel, I'm gonna do whatever's necessary to get this man back...and if that means I have to kill something or someone in order to do it...I will.
Sel: *Sigh* All right, I just hope you know what you're doing...I don't wanna get killed 'cause you don't know how to shoot a gun!
Kim: Nah, Deeds taught me everything I know, and let me say...he's a mighty fine teacher
*Kim winks and Sel rolls her eyes*
Sel: Come on, let's go get Jerry and hit the forrest...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 18:33:43 GMT -5
sel: *whispers to jer* watch out, she has a gun, she might want to kill us too! kim: HEY!!........................................shut up!! *jer jumps in sels arms* jer: im scarred!! sel: dont worry....I'll protect you *kisses him sweetly* kim: *rolls her eyes* will you guys behave?! sel: yes sir. kim: look!! by the broken window!!! sel: what?? kim: theres a light down there!! someones in side!!! *they all begin to scream!! lol* kim: hey! we gotta be quiet! they might come our for us! jer: well i dont know about you guys, but im gonna be staying a hotel tonight! sel: hey! be a man! jer: you be a man! * they both begin to giggle* kim: well we all gotta be men! we gotta go down and see who it is! sel and jer: WHAT???!! kim: c'mon lets go! *they all go back in the house and tip toe their way down the stairs untill the reach the cellar....* sel: well whos gonna open the door? *kim and sel look to jerry* jer: what??
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 18:40:15 GMT -5
*Kim growls to Jerry and walks down, swinging the door open and aiming her gun*
Kim: Who's there?
*Silence*
*Kim looks to Sel and Jerry then waves them forward, letting them know it's safe*
Jerry: I don't like this, Sel...
Sel: Me neither, sweetheart....but we're doing it for Deeds.
*Jerry rolls his eyes*
Sel: Gee, you really hate him, don't you?
Jerry: No, he's just a show-off, and you know how I can't stand THOSE kind of people?
*Sel laughs and turns back to Kim, ready to attack with a bat*
*The three walk in further and look around*
Kim: No one's here...
*Sel and Jerry look around*
Sel: Nope...or Deeds could have been down here when he was "captured"...
*Kim gets the sick feeling again and faints*
Jerry: Oh great! Now what do we do?!
*Silence*
Sel: *Hearing a creature howl* RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The two race up the steps and leave Kim, unconscious on the cellar floor*
*The door falls down, locking Kim in, but Jerry and Sel don't seem to realize, for they're too busy running (lol)*
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