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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 21:53:22 GMT -5
lol, I thought it was hilarious!!
*Jerry leaps off into the bedroom and closes the door*
*Kim wakes up and hears the two mumbling about something but can't quite make it out*
*Sel walks out, still talking to Jerry but looks to Kim and stops*
Sel: Oh, you're up...
Kim: Yeah, what's going on, here?
Sel: Well...
*She looks to Jerry but Jerry's eyes get big and he slams the door*
Sel: Umm...let's head out on the town, all right? We've gotta get your mind off Deeds.
Kim: How can I get my mind off of him when my heart's breaking, not knowing what's going on?!
Sel: Oh, come on, it isn't that bad...let's go, huh?
*Kim nods and the two grab their coats*
Sel: Jerry, darling, we're gonna head out!
Jerry: Bye!!
*The two girls walk out to the lobby and hail for a taxi*
Sel: The train station, please...
*Kim looks to Sel, confused*
Sel: I'll explain on the way...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 25, 2006 22:22:46 GMT -5
lol! you better think it was funny beast! lol! j/p!! lol!!! *after explaining the story* kim: *eyes begining to fill with tears* wha- so- why did you guys open my mail!! sel: what? oh umm, well you were intoxicated, so we were gonna read it to you, and we were just practicing! *smiles cheesily* kim: *squints her eyes* so why did you burn the letter? sel: uh, ummm..,uh..oh ok ok, we were being nosy! *folds her arms* kim: *smirks* so what do you think he has to tell me? sel: *smiles weakly* oh i dont know honey, you just gotta see what he wants... kim: thats what im afraid of... * at the train station* sel: well c'mon honey, you better get ths over with. kim: over with?!? whats that supposed to mean? sel: uh.. look! i think thats deeds! *pulls kim out the cab and pushes her to go foward* sel: I'll just wait here kim: you mean im going by myself?! *gulps* *kim walks and walks untill she comes face to face with deeds* kim: you wanted to see me?......
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 22:38:56 GMT -5
*He looks to her and hesitates*
Deeds: Did you come alone?
*She's thinking Oh my g--he's gonna kill me*
Kim: Yes, Sel's off in the taxi and Jerry--
*She gets cut off mid-sentace by a long and passion-filled kiss*
*She stands back, confused*
Deeds: *He gazes longingly into her eyes* Come with me.
Kim: *Laughs* Where?
Deeds: On the train, I don't care where, just come with me.
Kim: Sweetheart, have you gone crazy? We have Jerry and Sel back at the hotel waiting.
Deeds: *Taking her up in his arms* Let's go wherever the train takes us, darling. With you by my side, I'm the happiest man on the face of the earth.
Kim: When are we going to get married, who's gonna tell Jerry and Sel where we are?
Deeds: I didn't want to tell you, but I have a home for us up in the Montana mountains...it's a small farm land.
Kim: Is that where you were?
Deeds: Well...yes, and...
*He pulls a ring out of his pocket and puts it on her finger*
Deeds: I bought you a smaller one.
*She looks at it and leaps into his arms*
Kim: It's beautiful!! I can't believe you found this!
Deeds: Do you like it better than that bigger one?
*She looks into his eyes, speechless*
Kim: Anything you give me is incredible. I love it, thank you!
*He picks her up and jumps on the train*
Kim: What about Sel an--
Deeds: We'll send 'em a wire from the Montana mountains.
*She smiles and throws her arms around him*
*Later*
*Sel stops the driver*
Sel: Go back.
Driver: What?
Sel: Please go back.
Driver: Sure, whatever you say...
*Sel gets back to the spot she left Kim and notices the two are missing*
*She gasps*
Sel: HE KIDNAPPED HER!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 25, 2006 22:55:05 GMT -5
!!!! sel: HELP! SOMEONE!! HELP!! CALL THE POLICE!!! man: what is my dear?!! sel: my friend!! she's been kidnaped!! she been kidnapped!!! * the man and sel run to the nearest officer and tell him that kim has been kidnaped by her old fiance* cop: by her fiance? sel: yeah! they were gonna break up! and then when I came back she was gone!! cop: are you sure they didnt run off together? sel: she wouldnt do that! we're best friends she was gonna be in my wedding! and now she's gone!! what are you just sitting there for!!?? go out and find her!! he's gonna kill her!!!!! *cops begin to make a seach party to find her* sel: can I use your phone? i need to call my fiance! cop: yeah sure.. *sel calls jerry* jer: hello? sel: jerry!! jer: yeah, who is this? sel: JERRY! jer: *laughs* yeah what is it honey? sel: deeds kidnaped kim!!! jer: what? sel: *begins to cry* oh jerry please come down here! jer: on my way *jerry finaly arrives* sel: *to cop* so what are you guys doing? are you looking for her? cop: well we found out this longfellow guy bought two ticket and we found out that there going to Montana! so we called them over there and there gonna keep an eye out for them! *jerry takes sel back to their hotel later that night* sel: i cant beleive he took her! jer: yeah! well now all we can do is wait sel: * begins to think* no im not! driver to the train station please! jer: what are you doing? sel: im going to find her before that creep kills her! *so sel and jerry jump the next train to montana!! on the search for kim*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 23:19:45 GMT -5
Ooooo, a search party? I'm bringing the creepy hats! *The two are riding on the train, heading towards Montana* *Kim lays in Deeds' lap and looks up to him, picking at a piece of straw* Kim: Darling? Deeds: *He looks down and smiles gently* Yes, sweetheart? Kim: What's going to become of us? Deeds: *He laughs and sits upright* What are you talking about? Kim: Oh, I mean, 10 years from now, what do you see happening in our lives? Deeds: Oh, well...*He closes his eyes and starts to imagine* I see...a large house, for the both of us; cattle, sheep, horses, chickens. And...I see a little girl running around chasing those chickens. *She perks up and smiles* Kim: What does she look like? Deeds: Oh, she has *he takes a peek at Kim's face and smiles, shutting them quickly* Blue eyes and a beautiful head of blonde curls...she's got your smile, ya' know. Kim: Awwww, really? Deeds: *Nods as a matter-of-factly* And she's got my temper *He opens his eyes and starts laughing* Kim: Oh really, now? *He pulls her close and kisses her sweetly* Deeds: Uh huh... Kim: Well...you know what I see? Deeds: *He shakes his head* No, what do you see? Kim: I see...you and me, sitting on the front porch of our Montana farm house. You're chasing our little girl and she's giggling wildly. Your both set on grabbing those chickens, but they're just to quick for ya'. *She giggles quietly to herself* And...I see us both on a lake, drifting for hours along the sparkling water at noon, after a picnic under a shady willow tree. The dogs are barking from the shoreline and the children are playing in the sun-warmed sand.... *He holds her close and kisses her forehead* Deeds: We'll have that soon, sweetheart...I'll work as hard as I can to give you your dreams. *She smiles tenderly* Kim: My dream's already come true, darling...because I'm in your arms, at this very moment, and I wouldn't wish to be anywhere else.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 25, 2006 23:36:08 GMT -5
awww! such a romantic kidnaper! lol! *hours later, kim and deeds arrive at Montana!!* kim: wow! we're here! *gives deeds a kiss* deeds: yup! now all we have is our future! kim:*smiles sweetly* so do you think I should call sel and jerry now? deeds: yeah, shes prolly worried. kim: oh yeah, ok lets go and call them *while kim and deeds go in the station to call sel and jer, sel and jer arrive in the station, (the train was MAGIC like the soap! lol! thats why it got there so fast! lol! )* sel: ok where do we start? jer: i dont know! this was your idea not mine! sel: look! *points to the newspaper* its kim! on the cover! jer: why what does it say? sel: *buys a paper and reads* it says: missing! if you know anything about this girls whereabouts please call 911!! c'mon jerry lets go ask if anyone's seen her! *meanwhile in the station* kim: hmm.. thats funny deeds: what? kim: no one answerd! deeds: oh well, you can wire them later, lets go i cant wait to show you the house!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 23:42:53 GMT -5
lol, You're such a stinker! Oh, excuse me...that was reserved for our hobo thread, *The two walk arm-in-arm down the creeky old wooden stairs and head on towards a small town* *A man walks by and starts staring at Kim, but Deeds looks at him and nearly lunges at the poor man* *The fellow drops his paper and Kim picks it up, handing it to the man and smiling politely* *The guy dashes off around the corner and Kim looks to Deeds* Kim: Spunky little fella', isn't he? *Deeds looks around and holds Kim tight, nodding* *She smiles and leaps into his arms* Kim: Stop being so jealous, darling! I love you*He chuckles, embarassed, and carries her into a small hotel lobby* Deeds: I'd like a room, please. Manager: Wedding suite? Deeds: *Looks to Kim* Not yet... *The manager hands him a room key* *He carries her up the stairs and shuts the door behind him*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 18:39:26 GMT -5
lol! i know!! lol!
*meanwhile sel is asking everyone she passes if they've seen the mimssing girl on the front of the paper* sel: oh please, are you sure you havent seen her?? woman: im sorry ma'am , but if i do i'll be sure to call the police! sel: thank you ma'am jer: sel quit asking everyone! your embarassing me! sel: kim is missing and all you can thnk about is your self?!? jer: i didnt meanit like that! *sel is now throwing a fit in the middle of the street and screaming at jerry* jer: *to the crowd standing around them* its ok folks, she's just had a little too much to drink this morning! sel: why i oughta- *jerry grabs sel and covers her mouth up and drags her into a cab all the while smiling cheesily to the crowd* jer: *still smiling* its ok folks, she's gonna be fine! sel: mmpphh mmpphh * finaly he gets her into the cab* sel: *BAMM she swats him on the head* what did you do that for?! jer: *BAMM swats her back* be quiet! sel: *pouts and crosses her hands* jer: the nearest hotel please! driver: o.k! *meanwhile at the hotel* kim: why is everyone starring at us? deeds: i dont know honey..maybe they just know a beutiful woman when they when they see it! *gives kim a sweet kiss* kim: *smiles* well i dont know, but something strange is going on *kim and deeds jump on the next elevator, just as sel and jerry walk into the doors* jerry: a room please. clerk: wedding suite? jerry: NO!! sel: hey!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 19:01:21 GMT -5
*Kim and Deeds walk arm-in-arm down to a small cafe' in town*
*They walk into a "Tea for Two" cafe' and sit down in a small booth*
*The people continue to stare at Kim but Deeds growls at them all*
Kim: Darling, please...why don't you just tie a sign around my neck, saying, "Property of Longfellow Deeds"
...
Deeds: That's a great idea!
*He starts to reach for a pen but Kim pulls his arm close*
Kim: Sweetheart, please, stop with the jealousy, all right? You know I'm not going to fall for any of these men, my heart belongs to you. Now will you please settle down and order something? You're making me nervous!
*He looks down and gives her a sweet kiss on the cheek*
Deeds: Yes, dear.
*She smiles proudly and looks up to the waitress*
Kim: *Ahem* We'll have the steak special.
*The waitress stares at Kim and then walks away*
*Kim looks to Deeds, embarassed*
Kim: What's wrong with me?!?
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 19:22:24 GMT -5
lol! whats wrong with you?? ur a beast remember?? lol! j/p!!
* after they receive their food, kim realizes that every one is still staring at her!!* kim: I'll be right back, im gonna go see if anythings on my face deeds; I already told you theres nothing on your face! kim: but your use to my face! what if its something your already used to?! *kim runs to bathroom, but is stoped before she enters by some aldy* lady: are you ok? kim: yeah, why? is there something on my face? lady: what? so are you running away from him? dont worry dear we already called the police! kim: what?!? the police?? what are you talking about? lady: no need to lie dear! your on all the papers! we already know he kidnaped you! kim: kidnaped me?? what are you talking about??!! lady: dont worry, your safe here! *pulls out the paper with her face plastered on it!, the lady then winks at kim* c'mon dear we'll hide you in the kitchen! *he lady begins to pulll on kim* kim: wait!! theres been a mistake!! lady: shhh! he'll see you! kim: DEEEEEEEDDDDDSSSS!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 19:28:45 GMT -5
*Deeds hears the screams and bounds out of the booth, tripping over himself*
Deeds: I'm coming, sweetheart, don't worry!
*He finds her being pushed around by a small woman*
*He looks to them both with a confused look*
*He starts laughing*
*Kim gives him a dirty look*
Deeds: *Ahem* Is there anything I can do for you, ma'am?
Lady: You back off, mister...don't you touch her!
*Kim looks to him, supressing a giggle but trying to look serious*
Kim: Yeah, don't you come any closer!
*Deeds stands alone, while everyone's eyes are glued to the situation*
Lady: Come on, dear, I'm taking you to the kitchen!
*Kim tries to leap into Deeds' arms but now she's in the grasp of the chef and the manager, all giving him an evil look*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 19:55:05 GMT -5
lol!
* meanwhile* sel: oh jerry, im sorry for acting like a crazed loon, its just.. jer : i know honey *gives her a hug and kiss* I know sel: what if does something crazy!! jer: c'mon this is deeds we're talking about, this is prolly just a big mistake (hint!! lol) sel: what do you mean mistake?! you think Im crazy? that I made this whole thing up? that maybe they just ran away together? huh? that he bought her a house up here and they're so in love that they jumped the train and came up here to spend there lifes together?!? huh? you think its that simple? well its not jerry! deeds was so jealous of kim that he kidnaped her and now he's gonna ki-- *phone rings* jerry: oh thank god! *says under breath* sel: hello? what! what? really? in the kichen? house, huh? ummm...ok, ok, umm we'll be right there. jer: what? sel: uh, they found kim.. jer: really? sel: oh shut up! who cares if you were right and I was just a crazy loon! jer: *smiles* it's ok, Im not gonna say I told you so, sel: *pouts* thanks..*gives him a hug* Jer: told ya so! *laughs * sel: hey!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 20:03:18 GMT -5
*Kim gets hidden behind a large packet of pretzels*
Lady: Stay here, sweetheart, I'll scare him off!
*She picks up her walking stick and charges to the door*
*Kim lays back and giggles to herself, eating a hand full of pretzels*
*Meanwhile*
*Deeds is trying to fight off the crazy woman as well as the entire town!*
Man: Hey buddy, what's yer' business in kidnappin' that girl? Huh!
Man #2: Yeah! What did she do to deserve a thing like that?!
Woman: You should be ashamed of yourself!
*She starts beating on him*
Deeds: Wait! Wait, stop! Please, folks...I can explain!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 20:33:00 GMT -5
lol! well they must'nt of looked at his face! lol! cause if they did they would understand that kim left on purpose! who wouldnt!?? lol! *eventually the police arrived and kim and deeds explained the whole situation, and the police explained how sel came looking for her and thats how the whole thing started!* kim: sel said this?! see I told you I should have called her! police: well we called her up and told her the whole story, so she should be here soon.. kim: oh no, what am i gonna tell her? she's gonna freak! deeds: just let me handle it. *sel comes bursting through the door!* sel: kim!!! kim!!! where is she? jer: calm down, calm down sel: kim! there you are! what do you have to say for your self? huh?you nearly drove me to insanity! jer: *under breath* nearly? kim: uh, umm, uh.. deeds: look sel, this was a surprise for everyone! why would you think I'd kidnap her?? sel: well why did you send her that crazy note? deeds: hey, how do you know about that? sel: uh...it was jerry's fault! *they all look at jerry who is fogging the windows and making smiley faces with his finger, lol* deeds: sel... sel: oh alright, I read it! but why didnt you call me before you left? i was going crazy thinking deeds was gonna kill you! kim: what? why? sel: well thats what kidnapers do! not swoon them! deeds: well alright, it was a big misunderstanding! now that we're all together lets get otta her! oh yeah, sel your a real friend sel: why? i nearly ruined your guys' trip! kim: well not every one would come searching montana for someone! *all laugh* sel: yeah... c'mon jerry*pulls him away from window* jer: hey!! i was havin fun!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 21:04:15 GMT -5
*The three walk out into a blizzard*
Kim: Uh oh...there's a storm comin', we better board up in a hotel to-night, we'll never make it back to the hotel in New York...
Sel: Yeah, I think my friend has a cabin here, someplace, it isn't too far...
Jerry: Oooooo, a cabin?! I love cabins!!
*Deeds looks to Kim, smiling sweetly*
Deeds: I'm not opposed to any cabins...
*Kim snuggles up to Deeds*
Kim: Me neither.
Sel: All right, but you two better behave yourselves...and just to be safe...we're splitting the rooms.
Jerry: *Nausious* I have to sleep in the same room with *points to Deeds* him?
Deeds: *Laughs* All right, Sel, I'll respect your wishes
*He looks to Kim and hugs her tight*
Deeds: But until then...she's not leaving my side.
*Kim looks up and kisses his cheek*
Kim: Yeah...a detour to the cabin is fine with me!
*The three laugh and Jerry looks to them, gagging*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 21:30:13 GMT -5
lol! so cute!! * at the cabin* kim: wow that was so nice of your friend to let us stay here!! deeds: yeah sel, jer: "yeah sel" *copying deeds* sel: *swats jerry* yeah, so lets go check out the rooms! *they all run around the cabin to check out the rooms!* kim: wow! this place is great! deeds: yeah its big! sel: yeah, it's much bigger than I remember! jer: *grabs sel and pulls her into the other room* oh please *gives her a kiss* oh please *kisses her again* let me stay with you!*kisses her somemore* sel: *laughing* calm down jer' your gonna make one night without me! *kisses him sweetly* jer: aww, no i wont! not with deeds at least! *pouts* sel: aww, cheer up baby, *sits on his lap, and gives him a kiss* we still have the rest of the day to spend together! jer: *tries to smile* yeah your right, but I just cant see myself sharing a bed with him! you know I like to snuggle! (LOL) sel: well i'll tell you what... theres a spare room by the closet, when deeds is fast asleep, you go in there and i'll be waiting for you! jer: waiting? waiting for me? aww, no wonder i love you! *kisses her all over her face* sel:*gigling* stop jerry! we better go see what deeds and kim are up to.. jer: aww, do we have to? sel:* laughs* yes! *sel and jerry walk out to catch deeds and kim all over each other!* sel: ahem!!!!! *kim and deeds look to see sel and jer watching them* kim: oh sorry, umm i was just, umm..looking for something in his pocket! yeah thats it! *kim reaches in his pocket and pulls out a dollar* kim: see i told you you had it! deeds: uh..yeah, yeah i told you it was there! *sel and jer just roll there eyes!* sel: what ever! *laughs* kim: umm, we'll be right back, ok? sel: ok, but Im watching the clock! *kim drags deeds into the room where sel and jerry just came out of* kim: *begins to kiss deeds* oh deeds, i dont think i can go a whole night without snuggling up with you! *kisses him some more!* deeds: oh your gonna be fine, without me kim: hey! i got it! theres a spare bedroom by that closet! when sel falls asleep, I'll meet you in there tonight! deeds: wont sel get mad? kim: not if she doesnt know!, we'll wake up early and go back to the rooms! *kim gives him more kisses!* deeds: uhhh...ok! lets do it! * kim and deeds walk out of the room with their secret on their mind, not knowing that sel and jerry also had it on their minds too!* kim: so whats for dinner?....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 21:50:00 GMT -5
Sel: Well *she looks in the fridge* Ooooo, a steak and some fish!
Deeds: Fish and steak? Wow, Sel, it's just perfect!
Kim: *Digs in her pocket* ...I have pretzels.
Jerry: ...*Mocks Kim and throws the pretzels on the ground* We don't want snacks! We want food!
*He looks to Sel with puppy eyes*
Sel: Oh, stop it Jerry, we'll get some food, I just wish I knew how to cook!
Deeds: Aww, well I can cook, Sel!
Kim: *Picking up the pretzels and placing them on the table, counting them* Yeah, Sel, he's an amazing cook. Being from Montana...this boy can whip up an amazing dish!
Deeds: *Looks to Sel with his eyes wide* What do ya' say, Sel...can I cook?
Sel: *Laughs and looks to Jerry* Sure, what have we got to lose?
*She walks over to Jerry and snuggles up in his lap*
Jerry: I can't wait for to-nig--
*Kim shoots a glance over to Jerry*
Kim: What?
Jerry: *Looks to Sel* Ummm....nothing?
Sel: *Shoots a glare over to Jerry* Sh!
Kim: Sel, what's going on?
Sel: Oh, nothing...we have a surprise for you two...but you know Jerry *laughs weakly* he's a spoiler for surprises
Kim: *Gives them an askanced look* All right...
*She walks over to Deeds, who's got an apron on and washing his hands*
Kim: *She wraps her arms around his waist and hugs him tight* You're looking mighty cute in that apron, there, darling.
Deeds: *He spins around and holds her close* Yeah? Well, maybe I'll wear it to-ni--
*Sel looks to Deeds and Kim immediately*
*Kim goes to kiss him quickly, not wanting him to say anything further*
Sel: Kim! What was he saying?!
*Kim and Deeds continue to kiss and walk into the other room, out of sight to Jerry and Sel*
*Sel looks to Jerry and Jerry to Sel*
Both: Hmmm...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 22:22:05 GMT -5
lol! this is great!! lol!!
jer: oh lets not worry about them, *kisses sel* this gonna be so much fun! sel: well if you dont shut your trap, tonights not gonna even happen! jer: ok! ok! i got it! so what the surprise for kim and deeds? and how come you didnt tell me about it? sel: duh! *swats him on the head* that was our cover! jer: we're giving them our covers? sel: no! you know what, never mind! just come here and kiss me *sel and jer laugh and he gives her a sweet kiss, meanwhile...* kim: do you think they know somethings up? deeds: no, we covered up our story pretty good *kim and deeds begin to laugh then begin to kiss* sel: *from the other room* DEEDS! you better get in here!! *kim and deeds run out to find sel and jerry trying to put out a fire on the stove!* deeds: *now helping* what happened??!! sel: i dont know! deeds: what do you mean you dont know??!! sel: me and jerry were just sitting there and-- deeds: just sitting, huh? jer: yeah! just like you guys were, right? *they eventually put the fire out, and put together a feast of cereal* jer: great chef kim! deeds *gives jerry the evil squity eye look* this day just cant get any worse! kim: its ok baby,*whispers in deeds ear* theres still tonight! *sel looks at them suspiciusly* jer: well this has been one great dinner! 4 stars from me! *winks and smiles weakly!* sel: *whispers in jerry ear* its ok baby, we still have tonight! *sel kisses him sweetly!*
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