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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 20, 2006 18:08:20 GMT -5
All right Sel, here's the place to get all your creativity out... Have fun and remember...don't hurt Jerry!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 21, 2006 16:55:57 GMT -5
lol! now why would I do that??? lol! ok kim, i gotta great idea for this adventure, and for the season....how about a holloween special!!!! mwahahaha!!! lol!! ok, it was a dark and stormy night.... (lol! i know, its so cliche) when a knock came about Kim's door, kim: who could that be??? (knock, knock, knock,) Kim:*opens door slightly* yes, hello?? man: hello ma'am, I have a first class telegram for you... kim: really? from who? *secretly hopeing it was from her far away lover boy, longfellow deeds* man: i dont know ma'am I just deliver. kim: oh, wel ok!*opens door to accept the telegram* the letter reads as follows: HOLLOWEEN BASH! AND YOUR INVITED! DRESS UP! SCARE PEOPLE! AND BE SCARED!! 2 NIGHTS FROM TONIGHT! COME! COME! OR ELSE. Kim: *a bit startled from the invite, jumps at the sound of the phone ringing in the background* uhhh.. hello? phone: Hello? kim? Kim: oh! its just you sel ! haha! selenia: yeah its me! who else would be calling you in the middle of the night to invite you to a killer party in two nights? hahaha! Kim: no way!! you got an invatation too?!? selenia: yeah! you got one too?? sweet!! so u gotta come with me!! ok? kim: were'nt u scared of the letter?? selenia: heck no! sounds great!! sounds like the perfect party for Dean Martin And Jerry Lewis to show up at!! hahahaha! Kim: oh no way! their gonna be there??? sel: yeah! me and you! what'da ya think?? huh huh?? Kim: us?!? u mean dress up like them?? sel: yeah!!! sounds perfect!! right? Kim: ok! so who's who? sel: well since you know Im madly in love with jerry, and Im also in love with myself, i just could'nt see my self as jerry cause i could definantly see my self going home with me and talking advatage of myself!! lol!! kim: ummm... ok. so basicly Im jer' and your Dino! sel: yup! kim: ok! well see ya soon! *night of party* Kim: uhh! were is she?? *ding dong* kim: yipee!!! *leaps frantikly to the door* *kim opens door* sel: *starts to sing* THATS AMORE!!! kim: hahahahaha! oh my gosh!! you look just like him!! sel: so do u! woah! this is scary!! KIm: uh, yeah!! *later @ the party* *at the door of party* kim: well im still a little scared.. sel: dont frett! this is gonna be- man at the door: we've been waiting all day for you guys!!! sel: what? kim: what is he talking about? man: your guys' act better be ready cause your on in five! kim: huh? man:*points at a paper* it says right here! "martin and Lewis, on at 8 o'clock" now its, 7:50! do u understand now?!? kim: *starts freakin out* oh my gosh! oh my gosh! they think we're them! sel: *to the man* listen man, theres gotta be a mistake- man:*cutting sel off* the only mistake their is gonna be is if you guys dont go out when I say! sel and kim *in unison*: oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!! then in the background they heare: "NOW! THE COMEDY DUO! MAAAARTIIIIN AND LEEEEWIIIS!! kim: what are we gonna do? sel: uuhhh....... NOW I LEAVE MY MASTERPIECE UP TO YOU KIM!! LOL! HOPE YOU LIKED IT AND HAVE FUN!! LOL!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 21, 2006 23:07:44 GMT -5
lol *Pulls on shirt tails and nods to Sel, assuringly* Right pally, here we go!
*Kim looks around and notices two ropes...she jumps on one and points to Sel, tugging on her wig*
*Sel looks to Kim, angrily and fixes her wig*
Sel: What's that?
Kim: Jump on!
Sel: All right, here goes!
*The two swing out onstage and land in front of a hundred guests*
*The crowd goes wild and starts to pull at them crazily*
*Kim tries to explain the misunderstanding but the crowd doesn't seem to listen!*
*So she takes a big huff and looks around*
*She yanks her pants off to reveal her stockings and a beautiful pair of highheels*
*Sel looks to Kim, confused*
Kim: *Shrugs* Heh, had to come prepared...
*The audience becomes silent and gasps*
*Kim winks and nods to the piano player*
*She starts in on 'Puttin' on the Ritz' and breaks into a hilarious song and dance routine*
*Sel jumps in and does a dance number that makes the whole audience gasp in awe*
*Kim stands back and watches, laughing and clapping*
*She looks over to her left and notices a handsome man looking back at her*
*He seems to be the shy and quiet type, smiling at her sweetly, she blushes and smiles back*
*Sel takes Kim by the collar and gets an inch from her face*
Sel: How long do we go on like this!?
Kim: Just keep dancing, we'll be outta here in no time.
*Sel puts on a cheesy smile and Kim dashes off backstage*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 21, 2006 23:45:45 GMT -5
lol! wow! this is crazy!! lol! *sel keeps on dancing, when all of a sudden the crowd starts to yell out, "sing! sing!"* sel: uuhhh... uhhh.. whe..whenn..when...th..th. the mooon hits your eyes, uh..like a big pizza pie, thats amore! when the world starts to shine like you've had to much wine! thats amore!! *meanwhile* kim:*looks out into the crowd to find her mistery man* man:looking for someone.. kim:*startled* what- longfellow??!! longfellow: well are you just going to stand their? *kim goes to him and they share a long passion full kiss* backgroung:HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?? another voice in the bacground: YEAH! WHO ARE YA? *kim startled by the fimiliar voices, turns around to catch her parter frozen in the middle of the stage* kim: *walks out onto stage* hey whats going on here- *then kim stops right in her tracks and sees who the fimiliar voices were!* Dean: Get off the stage you imposters! jerry: yeah! just what do you think your pullin there mister??*says in one of his voices* sel: UHhh.. uhh.. *whispers to kim* what do we do now? kim: *whispers*get off stupid! sel: bye!! kim: thanks guys you've been a great crowd! *kim and sel dash off the stage!* sel: go! go! go! Kim: im going im going!!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 21, 2006 23:46:08 GMT -5
lol! have fun!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 0:05:55 GMT -5
*Kim leaps behind the curtain and pulls Sel with her*
Kim: Geez...tough crowd!
Sel: You said it!
*The two dash off upstairs and shut the door behind 'em*
Kim: Wow...these people are feirce!
Sel: *Taking off her wig and shoes* ...You said it.
Kim: Yeah! I'm sayin' it now! What's it to ya'?
*They both laugh and fall down on the bed, exhausted*
*Kim hears a knock on the door and looks to Sel*
*Sel shrugs and looks back to the door*
*Kim slowly walks to it, with a bat in hand*
Kim: *High voice* Ye--*ahem* Yes?
*Silence*
*Kim walks closer to the door and asks again*
Kim: Yes? Who is it?
*Silence*
Kim: I'm not answering this door until you tell me who you are!
*Sel watches and quickly turns to a moving shadow near the window*
*She shreiks and screams*
*Kim drops the bat and runs to Sel*
Kim: What is it? What happend?
Sel: *Points to the window and gulps* I saw something...
*Kim shakes the fear off and looks back to Sel*
Kim: We best be gettin' outta here...this place is haunted!
Sel: You sai--
Kim: Yeah, yeah, I know...I always say it!
*Kim goes to open the door but slams it again, immediately, remembering the odd knock...she looks back over to the window and remembers the strange sillhouette*
*She stops and ponders*
Kim: Well...what should we do?
Sel: I think our best bet would be just to stay here for a while until things start to settle down...then we'll sneak out and find a hotel!
Kim: All right, good idea.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 22, 2006 0:27:21 GMT -5
oooh! very creepy! lol!
sel: well how long do u think is enough for things to settle down? *bang! bang bang bang bang bang!!, the door knocks franticly* kim: oh my gosh who do you think it is? sel: how should i know??? *door knocks again!* voice: kim? kim, you in there?? kim: *sighs* its just deeds! sel: what? whered he come from? i thought he was gone? kim: no!! he was here!! im so exited *goes to door to open* deeds: hello love, what are you doing up here? kim: * gives deed a big hug* well where else where we going to go? the whole crowd knows were imposters! the real Dean and Jerry are here! sel: yeah! we'll get eaten up! deeds: well its not your fault! your in your costumes, right? sel: yeah! but we tried to tell them! kim: hey, wait a minute, did you see any thing odd out there?? you know, umm, like a ghost? deeds: what? no. kim: yes!!! we can go!! come on sel! sel? sel? sel: *screams!!* kim: oh no she gone!! look! out the window!! its her wig!! the shadow! the shadow! its got her!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 0:43:20 GMT -5
Crap...I had this guy worked into my master plan...
*Snaps fingers...* I know!
*Kim leans out of the window and grabs Sel back in, she props her up and places her in the exact position she was in before 'Deeds' came in*
*She looks to 'Deeds' and rips off his mask, screams and puts the mask back on*
*She shoves the man out of the door and sits back down*
Kim: All right, where were we?
*Sel looks to Kim as if she's lost a couple well-needed marbles*
*Kim snaps her fingers and nods her head...*
Kim: Oh, right...
*She sits, silent for about 20 minutes*
*Sel turns on the tv and passes the time, moving away from Kim*
*Kim continues to sit there for an hour and looks at her watch*
Kim: All right, it's time.
*Sel turns the tv off and looks to Kim, still confused, but now curious, more than anything*
Kim: *Ahem* *Screams*
*Sel's eyes get big and she swats at Kim*
Sel: Shut up, you werido! I'm starting to think it's safer OUT THERE!
*Kim quiets Sel and points back to the window*
Kim: Remember...you saw a strange sillhouette...
*Sel nods along, still confused, but doesn't want to get in the crazy ladies way...*
*A man leaps down from the fire escape, busts through the window and into the bedroom*
*Sel shreiks*
*Deeds busts through the door and stands ready for anything*
*Kim, shocked, looks to him in amazement*
Kim: How did you get here?
Deeds: Well, I was just walking along and over-heard you ladies talk about some strange business with the place being haunted, so I sat near the door, making sure nothing happend*
*He gazes lovingly into her eyes. And she, captivated by his adorable charm falls into his embrace and kisses him passionately*
Sel: *Ahem*
*Kim and Deeds look over to Sel and the man*
Deeds: Oh! Right...you let go of her, you...you...stranger!
*The man looks at the man and back to Sel*
*The man spins Sel around and kisses her deeply*
*Kim and Deeds look at each other confused and then back to Sel and the man*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 22, 2006 0:52:55 GMT -5
umm.... i dont know who this guy is??? lol! sel: take ur lips off me!!*slaps him!* kim: get 'em deeds!! *deeds and the mysterius man start to go at it, BAMM!, SLAP!, POW!, PUNCH!, BOOM! they just keep tumbling untill deeds has the mans head over the edge of the window, then he reaches for the mask to see who the heck this (FRESH!!) guy was...he reaches for the mask and pulls it off! deeds: oh mu gosh! its- now i leave it to you kim, i just want to know who you planed this guy out to be! lol! and now you dont have to push the rewind button!! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 1:01:10 GMT -5
lol, I'm sorry, I have issues, I know, I was just playing it all out in my head. It's not my story, pally, sorry for the rudeness...it's both our stories! So! ...I'm gonna have Deeds pull off the mask and reveal...
Kim: Jerry!?
*Jerry yanks his arms out of Deeds' grasp and runs back into Sel's*
Jerry: I could have been killed!
Deeds: I'm sorry--I...
Jerry: Don't be sorry! You could have killed me, you weirdo!
Deeds: I didn't mean to--
Jerry: You didn't mean to almost kill me?!
Deeds: Why, no, of cours---
Jerry: *Looks to Sel* Can you believe this guy? *Looks back to Deeds* I can't believe you!
*Deeds looks to Kim and shrugs, almost laughing*
*Jerry points to the guy and jams his finger to Deeds' chest*
Jerry: You think this is funny?
Deeds: Well, no...I--
Jerry: It ain't funny, pal...*he jams Deeds again with his finger*
Deeds: Hey fella, I don't like you to be pushing me around---
Jerry: Oh come on, you're a tough guy...you can't take a little jabbing?
Deeds: I'm warning you, mister, don't shove me...I don't like to be shoved.
*Sel grabs a hold of Jerry*
Sel: Don't antagonize him, Jerry...
Jerry: I just don't want this guy gettin' in our business, that's all!
*Kim grabs onto Deeds' arm and pulls him closer to her*
Kim: Come on, darling, leave him be.
*Deeds continues to stare Jerry down but follows Kim as she pulls him towards the door*
Deeds: *Points to Jerry and squints his left eye* I better not see you around, mister...or theyre'll be trouble...
*Jerry looks Deeds up and down and makes a funny face at him*
*Deeds and Kim walk out of the room and Kim mouths 'sorry' to Sel*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 22, 2006 1:19:26 GMT -5
lol! its ok! ur story came out perfect!!! lol! i love the new stranger!!lol!
sel: what did u call ur self doing, jumping through like that?? jerry: i call it love! *sel just cant resist, i mean i really cant!!, and goes and starts to eat jerry's face out! lol!*
mean while kim: well thanks for fake saving us. hahaha! deeds: i just can help but save you! * now kim starts to mack deeds face out too!*lol! later..... * the two couples go down to start dance* kim: whew! im dead! lets get a drink! deeds: ok sel: c'mon lets go too! jerry:ok *at the table* kim:well this has definantly been a crazy night! sel: yeah, you said it! kim: please dont start that again! * all start to laugh- then, the lights go out!* kim: whats going on?? sel: jerry, im scared! jerry: dont worry hunny, deeds will protect you *sel hacks him on the head, as jerry laughs at his joke* deeds: its ok, it must be a fuse, we'll be alright, dont worry *he takes a hold of kim as if to protect her, and jerry does the same to sel, then the lights turn back on, and everyone is gone but them!!! dum dum duuum*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 1:22:43 GMT -5
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 22, 2006 1:28:27 GMT -5
lol! right??!! well thats good enough for me! it was meant to be spooky! lol! now it's just "R" rated!! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 1:31:05 GMT -5
LOL
*Kim snuggles into Deeds arms, but being the good-hearted fellow that he is, he must figure out what happend to all the people*
Hmmm...shall we keep it going or make another?
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 22, 2006 1:39:58 GMT -5
well we gotta find out where the heck the people whent!! lol! or did the all have to go to the bathroom?!? lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 1:45:39 GMT -5
lol, Must be one crowded bathroom...
*Kim snuggles into Deeds' arms, but Deeds, being the good-hearted guy he is, decides to go find the missing people*
*He kisses her hands and gets up*
Deeds: I've gotta find those people!
Kim: Awwww, do you have to leave so soon?
Deeds: Darling, you know I must...
Kim: Will you be long?
Deeds: Sweetheart, I'm taking you with me...I couldn't leave you here alone. It's too dangerous, besides...I'll need a pretty little assistant by my side
*He takes her up in his arms and kisses her passionately*
Kim: Yes sir!
*He laughs and looks to Jerry and Sel*
Jerry: You don't think we're going, too--do y--
*Sel takes Jerry by the collar*
Sel: Yeah, yeah, we're coming, too...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 22, 2006 1:59:25 GMT -5
lol! so cute!! lol! so they all start walking around looking for the people, but no ones there! kim: maybe they all left deed: with out a sound? i dont think so kim sel: yeah! well maybe we should take the hint and leave with too! jerry: you said it! kim: so thats where you get it from!! deeds: i just dont get it!! how can a whole crowd of people disapear???-wait!! waht was that?? jerry: what!!?? deeds: i saw a man! i swear i saw a man down that hallway! kim: do you think we should go see who it is? sel and jerry: NO!!! deeds: dont be a scaredycat! lets go....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 22, 2006 2:06:28 GMT -5
*Kim clings onto Deeds tight, he smiles, but doesn't show it obvious and holds onto her hand assuringly*
*Jerry leaps into Sel's arms*
Jerry: I-I-I-I-I'm scared, sweetheart...
*Sel laughs and kisses him sweetly*
Sel: Don't worry, Deeds will keep us safe.
*Deeds looks around the corner, making sure nothing's ready to pounce*
Deeds: All right, darling, I'm going to leave you three here--
*Kim clings to Deeds*
Kim: Don't leave us, sweetheart, we need you!
*He holds her close and kisses her passionately*
Deeds: I'll be back, darling, I promise.
*He kisses her hand and wipes the side of her cheek with his finger, gazing into her eyes*
*She holds back a few tears and grabs hold of his arm*
*He nods and let's her go, disappearing into the shadows of the hall*
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