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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 19:10:19 GMT -5
lol! sorry kim!! but i think your dead too! lol! j/p!! sel: oh no stop!! *they both stop* jer: what is it why are we stopping?? sel: we forgot kim!!!! jer: so? *sel swats him on the head* sel: c'mon we have to go back for her! *they run back in the house and head down stairs!* jer: well...what are you waiting for? go in! sel: your the guy! you go in! *they both slowly push the door open* sel: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! jer: shut up! its nothing! it just kim! sel: i know!!! *jerry swats her on the head* sel: well she is a beast! *LOLOLOL!!!!!* jer: c'mon lets grab her *they begin to pull her whaen all of a sudden, BAMM!...the door closes!* sel and jer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!! HELP ME MOMMY!! PLEASE!! *background they hear the howl again!* *sel and jer run to the door but it wont open!! so they bang on the door!* both: HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *then all of a sudden something grabs sel's leg!* *sel shrieks!!!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 19:41:28 GMT -5
*Jerry gropes on Sel's leg, he gets out of the shadows...*
Sel: Oh, Jerry...you scared me!
Jerry: Yeah? Well this place scares me!
Sel: I know, darling...let's just find a way to get out of here and get Deeds...he'll save us
*Jerry growls and races up the stairs, pounding on the door*
*It starts to break and Jerry's eyes bulge...he looks to Sel*
Sel: Bang it again, sweetheart!
*She gets up and helps him, pounding it with her bat*
*It breaks even more and Jerry pounds through the wood, opening the latch on the other side*
Sel: WOOOHOOOO!! *She leaps on Jerry and kisses him all over*
Jerry: See! I'm good for somethin'!
Sel: Yes, darling...I never doubted you for a minute.
Sel: *Looks to Kim* ...Now to lift the beast...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 29, 2006 0:28:27 GMT -5
!!! i love this!! sel: ready? on three... jer and sel: one, two, three.....ughhh....*they pick kim up* kim: wha-- hey what are you guys doing to me??!! put me down! *jer and sel look at each other, shrug, then drop her! lol* kim: ouchh!!!! not literaly!! *sel and jer laugh at kim* kim: hey did you guys ever find deeds? sel: no, we were tryin to get outta here!! kim: why? *sel and jer look to each other for an answer* sel: you now what? i dont remember! *they all laugh, then they hear the howl again!!* sel: i suddently remember!! *they all shriek and run up the stairs * kim: what do you think it was!! jer: it was warewolf! with 5 foot fangs, i seen it, and it was big and hairy, and it bit me and riped off my toe!! *sel and kim look at jerry* jer: *smiles* i'll be ok... kim: but we cant just leave it inside!! sel and jer: why not?? kim: well then where are we gonna stay?? sel: *pulling out a phone book and looking under "hotels"* already on it! kim: *slaps the phone book out of sels hands!* we gotta go back and find it!! sel: why so you can faint and we have to come back for you cause we forgot about you? kim: you guys forgot about me??? sel: uh...no, not really, it was a sorta mistaken identity type of case.... kim: *giving her an evil look* yeah...sure! kim: well lets go down! *they all head back down the stairs..* sel: well kim, you wanted to come down so bad, so go in! kim: ok, ok.... *opens door...* kim: *shrieks!!!* sel: kim what is it??! kim: eww! its a dog!!!! get off of me!! *pushes the dog off* sel: well where in the world did that come from?? jer: my guess, would prolly be the the window...*points to the broken window* kim: ok, well then how did deeds watch end up outside? and where is he? deeds: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, pl--ple--please he--help me! all: DEEDS???
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 29, 2006 0:39:14 GMT -5
*Kim runs to the window, as it appears to be broken on the other side as well*
Kim: Darling, where are you?
*Silence*
Kim: Oh Sel, I don't like this place...the cabin was bliss but this place gives me the creeps!
Sel: Yeah, me too, let's get out of here and go outside
*The three start to walk towards the door but Kim stops*
Sel: What is it?
Kim: Something's wrong...Deeds is in trouble.
Sel: Umm...yeah, when did you JUST figure this out?
Kim: No, I mean, he's not here...I can usually tell when he's near by, my skin gets tingly, but that sound wasn't Deeds...
Sel: You're off your rocker, you know that? The bump on the head probably caused brain damage.
Jerry: I wouldn't doubt it.
Kim: Just trust me on this, will ya'?
Sel: *Rolls her eyes* Fine.
*Kim walks up the steps and JUST as the three step onto the soil the door shuts and locks behind them*
Jerry: Well, if he's in there...we'll never get him out now.
Kim: *Sure of herself* Don't worry, he isn't in there.
*She picks up the gun and walks towards the forrest*
*Jerry leaps on Sel*
Jerry: Oh honey, I don't like this...
Sel: Oh, I'll keep you safe, sweetie, don't worry...
*They come upon a large grassy patch in the beginning of the forrest*
*Deeds' jacket lays cold on the ground*
*Kim picks it up and rubs it across her cheek*
Kim: Darling...I'll find you, don't worry. We'll be together soon
*Sel and Jerry stick close by Kim's side and continue walking towards the darkness*
*Kim puts his jacket on and presses forward, holding her gun upright, ready to fire at whatever comes in her way*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 29, 2006 1:10:58 GMT -5
lol! were you cold??? never put on evidence! that is......unless you killed him!! lol! just kidding! sel: look! those are deeds' pants!! kim: how do you know that? sel: uh....just a hunch *hehehe* kim: and look! over their!! its his shoes!!! *they keep walking down and they keep finding his clothes* sel: look, theres a shirt hanging on that branch! kim: he's around here! i can feel it! sel: what was that? *she hears water splash* *they keep walking untill they can smell the scent of water, then kim pulls out the gun* sel: what are you gonna do? kim: i dont know... *they walk up to the bushes and move them out of the way, thats when they see...* kim: DEEDS??? sel: DEEDS?? jer: DEEDS! * they found Deeds skinny dipping in some water!! * deeds: hey what took you guys so long? LOL! sorry, i just didnt know where deeds could be, so i just went with it untill i came up with this...him skinny diping! lol! and you should prolly change that considering it was just a blizzard a day ago! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 29, 2006 1:25:15 GMT -5
...This man is, like, naked, in the wilderness someplace.
"Become one with your surroundings...back to nature!"
*Kim looks around, and notices the sun's out, the trees have bloomed and the weather is a perfect day for skinny dipping*
Kim: *She smacks her head* Skinny dipping!
*She shreiks his name and leaps into the water*
*Sel and Jerry avert their eyes*
*She lunges into the water, making a large splash and clings onto him, kissing him all over*
*He chuckles and splashes her*
Kim: Oh darling, I thought we had lost you!!
Deeds: Sweetheart, I told you I was going for a swim this morning...
Kim: No you didn't...
Deeds: *Holds her close* Yes, I did...I remember turning to your side of the bed and kissing you on the cheek...I said--
*Sel starts speaking over Deeds*
Sel: "I'm going to the watering pool, darling...be back before lunch time..."
*Kim shoots a glance over to Sel*
Kim: ....What?
Sel: *Embarassed* *Ahem* I thought that was just a dream...we must have switched rooms again.
*Kim looks to Deeds, then sickly over to Jerry*
*Jerry starts gagging and Deeds starts to lunge for Jerry*
Deeds: You slept in the same bed with my girl?!
Jerry: You slept in the same bed with MY girl?!
Kim and Sel: We both slept in the same bed with *points opposite to each man* him?!
*The girls faint*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 29, 2006 1:50:30 GMT -5
LOL!!!! this is CRAZY!!! lol! *the girls wake up to hear deeds and jerry fighting, lol!, but luckily, deeds has his pants on! lol!* sel: stop it you two!! kim: *grabing deeds* yeah stop it! it was just a big mistake!! sel: *jumps in front of jerry* stop it!! right now! jer: this guy spent a whole night with you and you expect me to just sit back and watch him seduce you! sel: *swats jerry* now you know deeds loves kim! so this was just a big mistake kim: a real big, big! mistake! deeds: yeah, for jerry! *jumps over to jerry and the begin to fight! they end up rolling on the floor untill the roll down a hill and into the water! lol* *the girls begin to laugh* sel: say whats the scence of this?? kim: yeah! i mean if you guys are wet, sel: then why are we up here? *the girls jump in!* sel: i love you jerry *kisses him* kim: i love you deeds! *kisses him* sel: *giggling* say whats that? *points across the water* kim: yeah what is that?? *they all stare untill jerry screams out!!* jerry: SHARK!!!! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 29, 2006 2:04:34 GMT -5
*Kim squints and looks further*
Kim: Nah, it's just a monkey with a shark fin
*She goes back to snuggling with Deeds but he shoots another evil glare to Jerry*
Jerry: *To Sel* Did you just see that?
Sel: Sweetie, please stop fighting, all right? We're fine! Nothing happend
*Deeds growls at Jerry but Kim pulls him close*
Kim: Darling...
*She runs her finger down his cheek and draws his attention onto her*
Deeds: Hmm?
Kim: Please stop fighting...he didn't do anything to me last night, all right? Why can't you and Jerry get along? You're both grown men and I don't understand why you act to immature.
Deeds: I ain't the one acting immature, sweetheart, it's him...he's the one who slept in the same bed as you...and that ain't right in my book.
*He raises his brow and glares at Jerry*
Jerry: Oh please, remember, you slept in the same room with MY girl...I have a right to be a little angry, too...
Deeds: *Looks down, still angry, but just wanting to drop the whole thing* Fine, we're even.
Jerry: We better be, pal, 'caus--
Sel: *Pulls on Jerry* Shhh! He said you're even...now stop trying to pick a fight with this man!
Kim: *Kisses Deeds* No, more fighting, okay?
Deeds: *Kisses her sweetly* Yes, ma'am.
Kim: Speaking of ma'am...when are we gettin' married?!
Deeds: *Picks her up and sets her on his lap* Whenever we get to Montana, darling...
*...Where ARE we, in this story? lol, N.Y.? Montana....Alaska?*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 0:16:57 GMT -5
lol! we're supposed to be in montana!! silly!! remember, you guys jumped a train and I followed you, in fact i was wondering if u remembered b/c he was supposed to have a house for you, but we stayed in a cabin instead! ( ) lol! oh well, i guess its time for you guys to get married!! sel: jerry, would you please not scream thing out like "SHARK!" when you see somethin'! jer: but i saw it! i know I did! sel: *rolls her eyes* sure. jer: *looks at sel then dunks her in the water* sel: what are you doing??!! jer: payback!! *an eveil look comes on his face!* sel: aaaahhhh!! *they both laugh as she swims away from jerry!* *meanwhile...* kim: but honey, we ARE in montana!! (LOL ) deeds: *looks around..* oh yeah....well then lets go!! *begins to drag her out of the water!* kim: oh deeds wait! wait! deeds: whats the problem? kim: well...deeds Im all wet and my hair is all wet, and well... deeds: *grabs kim and gives her a long hard kiss* you look beutiful! kim: oh deeds...*gives him another kiss* sel: hey! whats going on? *jer dunks her in the water again* jer: yeah what cha guys doin' ? sel: *pops her head out of the water and punches jer in his arm* headin somewhere? kim: *looks to deeds* we're gonna get married! sel: what!! oh honey!! *run out of the water leaving jer who is nursing his arm! lol* sel: *gives them both hugs* oh congradulations!! but wait, you cant get married now! kim: why not? sel: look at you *looks kim up and down* your all wet! kim: see i told you deeds! *pouts her lip and crosses her arms* jer: you guys are getting married now? deeds: well we were planing on it, but i think that down the drain, *gives sel a dirty look* jer: well wait for me!! *runs out of the water, and behind him something pops up...his SHORTS!! lol! * jer: well c'mon lets get ready *he's now out of the water in plain view of everyone! ) jer: boy! its a bit drafty today...*looks down, then looks up at everyone, then jumps behind sel to hide* sel: i dont think i can help you with ths one bub...*she points to the floating shorts in the water * jer: *laughs weakly, then jumps in the water to put his shorts back on while sel, kim, and deeds laugh like loons!!* sel: oh darling, *kisses him sweetly* your gonna be alright! *they walk back to the cabin while Jerry holds his head down in shame the whole way there*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 21:04:21 GMT -5
Wow, I have no memory whatsoever, lol.
Kim: Darling, could we postpone the wedding until...oh, let's say, what I don't look like an ugly old maid?
Deeds: *Sweeping her up off the ground and into his arms* But sweetheart...you're as beautiful as ever, I wouldn't change one thing about you.
Kim: Not even my soaking wet hair?
Deeds: *Smiles and kisses her lips softly* Not even your soaking wet hair.
*She throws her arms around him, both dripping, and walk into the house, and up the stairs into the bedroom*
Sel: Just a minute, sweetie, I've gotta go tell Kim something!
Jerry: All right *he dashes from behind Sel and leaps into their bedroom, getting dressed*
*Sel walks upstairs and knocks on the door*
Kim: *Ahem* Yes?
Sel: Hey, Kim, I was wondering, can I speak with you?
*Silence then a bit of mumbling*
*Kim walks to the door and opens it*
Kim: What can I do for ya'?
Sel: Well...
*She starts to speak but looks in and sees Deeds, sitting on the bedroom chair*
Sel: Can we talk in private?
Kim: Oh, sure.
*Kim looks to Deeds*
Kim: Darling, you better go take a shower, Sel and I are just gonna talk for a while, you know, girly stuff, so you scoot on in that bathroom, mister, and get yourself clean for our wedding!
Deeds: *He leaps out of his chair and salutes* Yes, ma'am!
Kim: I'm countin' on that, soldier.
*She winks and he dashes off into the bathroom, laughing*
Kim: *Opens to door to let Sel in* So, what's up?
Sel: Well, I was wondering if, you know, maybe you and Deeds and I and Jerry could all get married at the same time, you know, a two for one deal
Kim: Oooooh...well, I don't know if Deeds will go for that.
Sel: *Looks down* Oh....right.
Kim: But Sel, I could be your maid of honor and you could be mine!
Sel: Yeah...that's nice.
Kim: Awww, Sel, don't be sad........You know what, I'll ask him when he gets out of the shower if he wants to go in on the wedding like that. I'm sure he'll love the idea.
Sel: You think so?!
Kim: *Laughs* Sure, why not...
Sel: Well, We've gotta get ourselves fixed up, then!!
Kim: Yeah, well, I don't think we're getting married today...I mean, it's 6 o'clock and we aren't dressed for it.
Sel: All right, well...you talk it over with Deeds and we'll figure this whole thing out.
*She jumps for joy and walks to the door*
Sel: Ooooh!! I can't wait! This is gonna be so much fun! I'm gonna go tell Jerry!
*She bounds out of the door and down the stairs*
*Kim takes a deep breath and leans up against the door*
Kim: Woah...this isn't gonna be an easy ride...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 21:46:15 GMT -5
lol! we are sooooo cheap! lol, two for one deal!!! lol! sel: oh wait, i have to tell jerry...what if he doesnt want to get married so soon?.....nah, i'll just make him! *begins to skip all the way to jerry! lol* *meanwhile....* Deeds: so what did sel want? kim: well.... deeds: *stops what he's doing* whats that supposed to mean? kim: well, you know how me and sel are so close, and how we love each other, and how we always planned on getting married, and-- deeds: what did she want!? kim: she wants to know if we can get married together, you know all four of us!.... deeds: ..............ok. kim: what?!? ok? thats it? just, ok. ? whats that supposed to mean? deeds: well i dont care what we do as long as we can get married *kisses kim sweetly* kim: ....................oh....well ok! I'll go and tell sel! *kim runs down to tell sel, but is stoped when she hears sel and jerry fighting* sel: well why not jerry!? jer: because! we cant just get married together! this is supposed to be about just me and you! sel: but it is! just me and you and our friends! jer: so whats are honeymonn gonna be like? just me and you and your friends??!! sel:*gasps* how dare you! *slaps him* I just wanted to do this because i love you! jer: really? well this doesnt show it! *points to his face where sel slaped him* sel: i just dont see waht the big deal is! jer: well i dont see why you want to do this so fast for! sel:..........is this what this is all about? huh? cold feet? I thought you wanted to marry me!*begins crying* jer: *goes to her and holds her* im sorry honey, i do, I do love you..it's just, marrige is a big step... sel: *begins crying even louder* jerry: I mean, I mean...i big step i want to take with you! sel: *still crying* so-- you wanna get married then? jer: of course! sel: *shuts off the water works, dusts herself off, and stands up* ok! jer: hey! were you fakin'? sel: *kisses jerry* of course i was dear! *winks and walks away*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 21:58:39 GMT -5
*Kim and Deeds listen in closely, Kim adjusts her ear so she can hear better when she notices Deeds only has a tiny little towel on*
Kim: Darling!
Deeds: *Pulling his ear away from the door* Yes, sweetheart?
Kim: *Takes her sweater off and wraps it around his waist* Go get some clothes on!
*He looks down and gets red, dashing off up the stairs*
*She chuckles and goes back to listening in*
*Sel and Jerry walk out and Kim jumps back*
Sel: *Looks Kim up and down* What were you doing?
Kim: Oh! ...Nothing!
*She looks around and grabs a magazine*
Kim: You hungry?
*Sel grinds her teeth and throws down the magazine*
Sel: No!
Kim: What's wrong?
Sel: Jerry said we can't get married together...
Kim: *Happily* Really!?!? *Ahem* I mean...*depressingly* really?
Sel: Yeah...sorry Kim, I know how much this really meant to you
Kim: *Running up the stairs, yelling down* Oh! It's not a problem! Don't worry!
*She runs upstairs and slams the door*
Sel: Oooo, she's mad, I can tell!
*Kim runs into the bedroom and stops immediately*
*Deeds is digging through the drawers for something to wear, then looks over to Kim, who has an excited look on her face, he smiles*
Deeds: *Ahem* Yes?
Kim: *Smiles devillishly* Looking sexy in that towel, darling.
Deeds: *He smiles proudly and walks over to her* Why, thank you Mrs. Longfellow Deeds
Kim: Oooo, quite formal, aren't we?
Deeds: Well, I love the sound of it...it suits you well.
Kim: Yeah? You like my name as 'Mrs. Longfellow Deeds'?
Deeds: *Smiles teasingly* Uh huh
*Pulling her close*
Deeds: You know what I love most about it?
Kim: *Smiles* What's that?
Deeds: *Kisses her softly* The 'Mrs.' part.
*She leans on him, and the two go crashing onto the bed*
*They laugh manically*
Deeds: Help! She's attacking me and I can't--*laughing* I can't get her off!
Sel: Do you hear that Jerry?? She's killing him!!
Jerry: *Snaps his fingers* I knew she would do it someday!! She was like a ticking time bomb!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 22:23:09 GMT -5
!!!! we all know it kim!! lol! j/p! sel: so should we go up and help? jer: nah...lets see what happens after a while! sel: yeah sounds good...besides Im hungry jer: yeah me too.. *they walk over into the kitchen, lol* sel: so when DO you wanna get maried? jer: hmm...well we'll need an aliby for when the cops come to question us about Deeds death..so how about now? sel: *shrieks!, then runs over to jerry and kisses him all over his face* oh really?? jer: yeah, but lets do as a secret! if kim finds out we're leaving she might try to kill us too! sel: nah, i think Deeds can take her! she might be the dead one! oh well...she knows I love her! *they both laugh* sel: well lets get ready! *they run up to their room to get ready and after about an hour, they both step out looking hotter than ever! lol* sel: oh i cant wait to marry you! *kisses him sweetly* jer: your not so bad your self *looks sel up and down* hey. whats in that bag? sel: my dress silly! you know you cant see me in it before the wedding! it's bad luck! jer: you already have a dress? sel: well it's just a simple dress I saw that I was going to where when we went out one night, but this seems like a better place to wear it! jer: ok, well lets hit the road! *sel and jer leave to go get married!! woohooo!!* *meanwhile..* kim: so guess what? deeds: what? kim: jerry doesnt want to get married with us! *smiles* deeds: what??!! why? we're not good enough! kim: no silly! dont you see...we can get married alone! *kiss* just you *another kiss* and me! deeds: well i guess that sounds good! *smiles* kim: so when should we get married? deeds: well like I said, I would do it now..but.. kim: oh!!! lets do it!! c'mon lets get married now!! deeds: really? even if your hair is wet? kim: well it's pretty dry by now *laughs* so yeah! lets do it! *so kim and deeds hurry up and get read to get married also!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 22:42:45 GMT -5
Deeds: Darling, would you like a dress?
Kim: Oh sweetheart, could we stop and get one? I'd love to get married in a beautiful dress...
Deeds: *Smiles sweetly* Of course, take your time.
*She leaps for joy and gives him a peck all over his face*
Kim: Thank you!
*He chuckles and the two head off down the stairs with their suitcases*
*Later, in town*
Kim: *About to walk into the shop* Oh darling, you have to stay out here, it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding
*He smiles sweetly and kisses her softly*
Deeds: Yes dear.
*She smiles and walks into the shop, looking around*
Clerk: Can I help you, miss?
Kim: Yes, I'm looking for a wedding dress..
Clerk: Awwww, is today the big day?
Kim: Mmm-hmmm..we're on our way now.
Clerk: Well, where's the lucky man?
*Kim points outside, through the window and the clerk gasps*
Clerk: Oooo! He's so handsome!
Kim: Yeah...don't you get any ideas.
Clerk: *Ahem* No, miss...what did you have in mind?
Kim: Well, a beautiful, long white dress with, maybe, a gorgeous long veil.
Clerk: I have just the thing for you, come this way...
*After about an hour of waiting, Deeds walks around nervously*
*Kim walks out with the dress in her bag*
Deeds: You done?
Kim: *Smiles sweetly and gives him a peck on the lips* Mmm-hmmm...
Deeds: Good! 'Cause I sure am anxious to marry you.
Kim: Awwwww, my heart's pounding just thinking of the moment!
Deeds: Well, shall we get going?
Kim: Of course! Oh...but I have to go get my makeup done and my hair done.
*He looks at her and chuckles*
Deeds: Darling, you look beautiful, you don't need all that stuff...
Kim: I know, but I want you to remember this day with joy...not fear
*She laughs and he looks at her*
Deeds: I don't care what you say, sweetheart...I love you just the way you are, but if it will make you happy...then go ahead, go get yourself fixed up.
*Kim leaps for joy and runs into the shop next door*
*After ANOTHER hour, Kim comes out with the veil over her face*
Deeds: *Laughing, tapping the veil with his finger, playing with it* What's this?
Kim: Oh, well...I didn't want you to see me before the wedding, so I put the veil on.
Deeds: *Laughs* Well I wanna know who I'm marrying! How do I know if it's really Kim under there?
*Kim laughs and links her arm with his*
Kim: Don't worry, darling...it's me.
*He laughs and picks her up, running to the church*
Kim: Honey, what are you doing?! This part is for the 'carrying the bride across the threashhold'
Deeds: I can't wait any longer...I've gotta marry ya'!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 23:08:30 GMT -5
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! so cute!! but you took so long me and jerry already had five kids! lol! j/p!! *meanwhile...* sel: oh Im so happy *kisses jer* jer: yeah me too...I think I picked the right one.. sel: you think! *gives him a long kiss* jer:....no, i KNOW i picked the right one *they both laugh, then they reach the wedding chapel* sel: well...*looks to jerry, who now looks scared* here we go! jer: yup..... sel: *grabs jer's hand and looks him in his eyes* dont worry darling, I'm gonna love you right! jer: *looks at sel, smiles* and Im gonna love you right too! *kisses her sweetly* well lets go! *they walk together inside hand in hand* sel: well im gonna go get ready, *kisses him* see you soon, husband! jer: yeah, see you soon my wife *i know, we're dorks! lol* *after about 40 mins, sel is ready and the wedding is starting!* jer: *stands at the front of the alter while the music starts, waiting for sel to walk out, then he sees something coming, it's sel looking absolutely beautiful, with her hair in beautiful waves, and in a white party dress that looks exactly like the one Marilyn Monroe wore in The Seven Year Itch! *lol! * and looking absolutely radiant! *aww! im so puurdy! * * sel: *smiles the whole walk up to the front and so does jerry* *after a while the priest finally says the question..:* priest: Jerry do you take Sel to be you lawfully married wife? jer: I do! priest: and do you Sel, take jerry to be Lawfully married husband? sel: hmm..let me think about it, uh YES! priest: I now pronounce you Husband and Wife! you may now kiss the bride! *jerry grabs sel and does the whole dramatic kiss, you know like the one he gave Janet Leigh at her wedding! lol!* ok, well i didnt want to ruin you wedding kim, so I left it alone just for you , so have fun...oh yeah! and dont kill him! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 23:36:38 GMT -5
LOL *Kim and Deeds arrive at the church, he sets her down and gazes longingly at her vail* (LOL) Deeds: Are you set on losing that name forever? Kim: I've never been so ready in my life, darling... *She gives him a tight hug and walks over to the bathroom, getting ready for the wedding* *She sets down her things on the sink and lifts her vail* *She fixes her hair up and puts on a little blush and lipstick* *She walks into one of the stalls and gets the dress on* *Deeds waits outside, pacing the floor, waiting anxiously and sweating perfusely* Deeds: Oh! *He dashes off into the bathroom and gets dressed* *He walks in and sets his things down, but he hears a faint giggle coming from in the stall, he busts down the door and see's his manager from the 'Hobo thread' sitting and the floor* (LOLOL) *She looks up and leaps on him, kissing him all over* *He throws her down on the ground and wipes the kiss off* Deeds: Get out of here, you stupid woman! I'm marrying Kim today! Marlene: But I love you, you fool, don't you understand?! *Meanwhile, Kim is in her bathroom, perfecting her hair and makeup, making sure everything looks perfect* i33.photobucket.com/albums/d76/CaseySixxx/wd42front.jpg *She stands up to the mirror and sighs* Kim: Well...I'm off to become Mrs. Longfellow Deeds*She smiles excitedly and hides her bag in the last stall, behind the toilet* (eww) *She walks out into the lobby and looks around* Kim: Darling, where are you? *She walks up to a stranger* Kim: Have you seen a handsome man pass by here recently? Man: No, I'm sorry... *She nods and the man walks away* Kim: What if he got cold feet and ran off?*She starts to panic but then hears a faint giggle coming from the men's room* *She grinds her teeth and busts through the door with her highheels* *She sees 'Marlene' hanging on Deeds* *Marlene, probably scared to death by a strange woman walking in with a huge veil over her face, gasps* Marlene: *Clutching onto Deeds* Oh, save me honey! The evil bride woman is out to kill me *He throws her down and walks aside* Deeds: I hope she does! *Kim walks over to Marlene and grabs her by the hair, pulling her out of the bathroom, into the lobby and outside* *Deeds follows and starts laughing* Marlene: How dare y-- *Kim looks around for something to throw at the girl, but gets frustrated and rips off the veil, smacking the woman right in the face* Marlene: *Holds her face and starts to cry, running away* You're both insane! *Kim sits down heavily and sighs* *Deeds, in awe, walks over and picks her up* Kim: What? What's wrong? *He gazes into her eyes and looks her up and down* Kim: I'm sorry, I know I must be a total mess-- Deeds: Yo--You're absolutely gorgeous. *He picks her up and carries her to the alter* *The two say their vows and the preist announces* Priest: Do you Kim, take this man Deeds, to be your lawfully wedded husband? Kim: *Smiles* I do. Priest: Deeds, do you take this woman, Kim, to be your lawfully wedded wife? *He gazes into her eyes and pauses* *She looks to him worried, as his face is dead serious* Kim: Darling? Deeds: I'd marry you a million times over, Miss Kim... *She smiles and throws her arms around him* Priest: We'll take that as a yes. *Smiles* I now pronounce you man and wife...you may-- *Before he says the words, the two are already in a tight embrace, kissing passionately* *The priest closes the book and smiles*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 1, 2006 2:54:35 GMT -5
aww! you should have pasted your head on the dress! lol! it would have been a better visual! lol! *after sel and jerry's wedding, they took off to celebrate and dance!, after a few hours sel remembers kim and deeds!* sel: jerry! jer: what? sel: we forgot all about kim and deeds! jer: well its about time you forgot about that bub! *LOL* sel: what if their looking for us! jer: well who cares! *grabs sel and gives her a long passionate kiss!* sel: what was i talking about again? *lol* *a few minutes later Kim and deeds walk into the club as well, and to celebrate too!* kim: oh im so happy! *kisses deeds* deeds: yes i have that effect on women..*lol, j/p!* deeds: yes i am too my darling! kim: well what are we waiting for? lets dance!! *they run out on to the dance floor!* kim: i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you! *kisses him* deeds: me too! *as kim and deeds slow dance to the next song they hear a very annoying, yet familiar voice* jer: sel! SEL!! I LOVE YOOOOOUUU!! kim: is that jerry? deeds: *rolls eyes* oh great! yup, thats him alright! no body in the world can make a voice like THAT! kim: what? why do you think their here? *then they hear sel, who also sounds a little drunk* sel: Jerry! JERRRRRRRY!!! I LOUVE YOUR TOO! *lol* kim: c'mon, lets go see what there doing here! deeds: oh, do we have to? *rolls eyes* *kim and deeds walk over to the newly weds* kim: sel? sel: kim? KIM!! I LOURVE YA TOO PALLY! *wraps her arms around kim* jer: hey buddy take your hands off my wife *tries to pull sel off kim* kim: wife? boy you guys ARE drunk! *laughs* sel: no! ve just drunk a lil vit! but....we is married! *winks at kim* kim: i think you guys should head home.. sel: but we's celebrating! *climbs on top of the table* WOOOHOOO! I MARRIED THE MOST WONDERFUL, IDIOT TODAY! I LOVE YOU JERRY! *pulls jerry on the table with her* jer: I LOVE YOU TOO SEL! *they begin making out on top of the table while evrybody watches* kim: oh deeds, do something! deeds: *climbs on top of the table and carries jerry down off the table* sel: HELP! YOUR STEALING MY BRIDE! jer: NO! YOUR THE BRIDE SILLY! *sel and jerry begin having a huge giggle fit, lol!* deeds" come down sel *holds his hand out to sel* sel: ok! *sel passes out on the table and falls right into deeds' arms* kim: I think the party's over dear.. deeds: yeah, i figured that...lets go *they hail a cab back to the cabin* *the next day* kim: sel? sel? you ok? sel: wha-- what? oh my head! kim: you had a wild night! *laughs* sel: what? oh yeah...yesturday was wonderful, i just wish i could remember my wedding! *laughs* kim: *laughs* what? sel: you know! me and jerry? getting married? kim: what!!! sel: i thought you knew! i mean you were there last night, right? kim: yeah, at the bar! but that was after me and deeds got married! sel: what!! you guys got married too? kim: yeah! i cant believe you guys got married, the same day we did! *the girls hug and laugh! then cry! lol* sel: *crying* im so happy! i just wish i could have seen you in your wedding dress! kim: oh, im so happy too! *crying* i wish i could have seen you too! oh, but you can see my dress on the link i posted! *lol! just kidding* kim: oh but you can see my dress, its in my room! sel: oh really? lets go! *the girls run to show each other photos and dresses! lol* meanwhile...... jer: oooooooooooohhhh! my head!! my poor little head! *holding his head!* deeds: *walks into jerry's room, for a little payback,lol* HEY JERRY!! HOW YA DOING!! *goes right up to jerry's ear* HAVE FUN LAST NIGHT!! YOU KNOW AT THE BAR?? HUH? HUH? jer: dear god! help me!! *sqeezes his head *
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 1, 2006 11:45:08 GMT -5
*Deeds sits down on the bed hard and lays across the end, sighing*
Jerry: Stop with the loud...
Deeds: Sorry Jer', just thinkin'.
Jerry: *Holding his head* About what?
Deeds: Ohhhh, about how Kim and I missed our Honeymoon last night. *Chuckles* I had a couple plans to take her to her favorite spot in the mountains, but I just hope she can forgive me with not followin' through.
Jerry: Kim's not the kind of girl to hold a grudge like that, Deeds, you know that. Did you see her today?
Deeds: *Sigh* No, I haven't seen her today, she slept in the same room with Sel last night to keep her feeling better, I guess Sel was pretty sick last night.
Jerry: My baby?! *Gets up quickly and then holds his head* Oooo...
Deeds: Sit back down, Jer', she's in Kim's care, she'll be fine.
Jerry: I hope so, I don't know what I'd do if anything happends to my sweetheart......but you know, that gets me thinking, Sel and I didn't have a honeymoon either!! We got drunk last night that we passed out and missed it ALL.
Deeds: *Walks out of the room, by the doorway* Just take care of yourself, Jer', we'll go do something to-night with the girls and do a little celebratin'.
*Deeds walks out and goes upstairs to take a shower*
*Meanwhile*
*Kim and Sel rush back in*
Sel: Oh, that dress was so beautiful!
Kim: Awww, so was yours! I love the color and the shape to it! Just gorgeous, Sel!
Sel: Thanks! Say, do you know where the boys are?
Kim: *Looks around* No, let's go look around for them.
Sel: All right, we'll meet up in an hour and show the boys the surprise we have for them.
*Sel winks to Kim and Kim to Sel, they giggle and run in opposite directions*
*Kim runs upstairs, into her bedroom*
Kim: Darling, are you in here?
*She hears the shower running and stops immediately when she hears him singing loudly*
''Round and 'round ol' Joe Clark, 'round and 'round we're go'n 'round and 'round ol' Joe Clark And a bye-bye Louis be gone Ol' Joe Clark he had a wife And she was 7 feet tall... She slept with her head in the kitchen And her big feet in the hall''
*Kim chuckles to herself and lays on the bed*
Oh Deeds, you big ape, I don't know why I love you so...
*She falls asleep, dreaming of her life on the range when Deeds comes out with a towel on*
*He continues to whistle while he digs through the drawers and pulls out a tie and a t-shirt, cuff-links and belt*
*He hears a faint snore and stops whistling. He spins around to find Kim sleeping soundly on the bed*
*He chuckles and looks to her*
*She turns over on her side and he smiles, but then realizes he's not fully dressed, and he wants her to see him when he's all dressed up*
*So he quietly closes the drawers and walks back into the bathroom with his clothes, continuing to hum*
''Oh, I wish I had a sweetheart I'd put her on the shelf And every time she'd grin at me I'd git up there myself...''
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