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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:10:44 GMT -5
I try SO hard! Jerry and Lynn meanwhile are shopping for Kim, they've got carts full of things and are checking out. Jerry: You know, Lynn, you really are not that bad... Lynn spins around Lynn: Well! Thank you, sir! Lynn kisses Jerry's hand and buys a 'Cat in the Hat' hat.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:14:57 GMT -5
*Kim and Dean are still back at the jewelry shop, kissing and smooching, Dean lifts Kim up and as he's about to walk out of the shop he looks the clerk straight in the eye and says*
Dean: Don't you tell anyone about this...you hear me?
Clerk: Ye-ye-y-yes sir!
Dean: *Smiles sweetly and flips the guys tie with his finger* ...Good.
*Kim wraps her hands around Dean's neck and continues to kiss him all the way down the street*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:21:54 GMT -5
I'm so happy you're gonna REALLY do this! Finnally! Meanwhile Lynn picks up a unicorn music box and looks stupidly at Jerry. Jerry bursts out laughing.... Lynn: I didn't think so..... Jerry walks by Lynn and pinches her bottom, Jerry then picks up a bag of cheetos and they spill all over. Lynn bursts into fits of laughter.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:26:26 GMT -5
*Meanwhile Kim and Dean are *censored*
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:30:42 GMT -5
OOOOOOO! Jerry and Lynn are at checkout, watching the recipet come up, it keeps, coming, coming...... Checker: Your total today is $3500..... Lynn faints into the cart......
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:46:29 GMT -5
*Kim and Dean walk down the street hand-in-hand and window shop*
*Kim jumps and shreiks* Ooooo! Look at that dress, Dean!
Dean: It ain't my size, sweetheart.
*They both laugh*
Kim: Would you mind if I go in and look around for a minute?
*Dean looks at his watch and smiles* Sure...
*He slaps her behind and winks*
*Kim smiles and kicks up her skirt*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:49:47 GMT -5
Lynn and Jerry saunter down the sidewalk with tons of wrapped packages and Lynn spots Dean and Lynn. A slyish grin comes across her face, she dumps the packages into Jerry's arms, and sends him to Kim's room.... Lynn saunters by Dean and wolf whistles, pats his bottom and leaps into the store befor Dean tore her dress off. Lynn walks up to Kim.... Lynn: Howdy, PADNER! How was the ride? Lynn puts her arm around Kim and winks.,..
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 20:52:50 GMT -5
*Kim laughs* It was grrrrrrrr-8! LOL! You're drunk again...aren't you?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 20:56:21 GMT -5
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooops...... It's my clone! Lynn claps Kim on back and looks outside at Dean.... Dean smiles at both girls and winks.... Lynn then grabs a red bikini, puts it on along with red heels. Lynn: You've expericed the 'It Dean Stuff' for the first time...... Lynn grabs a string bikni and throws it to Kim, Lynn: Dean's never seen you like THIS in THAT!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 21:00:47 GMT -5
*She rips the bikini out of Lynn's hand and puts it back on the shelf*
Kim: And he WON'T!
*Her face gets red and she hides behind the large mannican*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 21:05:22 GMT -5
Lynn whistles and Dean comes storming in, he puts his arms around Lynn and kisses her.
Lynn rolls her eyes and points at Kim,
Dean starts to laugh,
Lynn: Why not?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 13, 2006 21:10:07 GMT -5
Kim: It's embarassing!
*Jerry saunters in, looking around*
*Kim runs over to Jerry and leaps behind him, covering herself*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 13, 2006 21:11:28 GMT -5
Lynn's mouth drops open and she and Dean start to gab and look at ruby necklaces.......
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 17:41:16 GMT -5
*Kim bounds out from behind Jerry and pulls him into the dressing room, she makes him try on dresses and leopard bikinis, they both start laughing hysterically...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 19:16:13 GMT -5
Lynn peeks into dressing room and starts laughing hysterically... She falls to the floor and points into the room..... Dean saunters in and spies Jerry, his eyes get big as saucers and he pulls Lynn out. Dean: Looky here, how about a mink wrap? Dean wraps a furry scarve around Lynn and Lynn snuggles into it. Lynn: Yes! I love it so much! Lynn squeeses Dean tight and kisses him. Dean then throws a satin, red, low cut dress into Kim and Jerry. Dean: For the lady, please....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 19:41:58 GMT -5
*Jerry grabs the dress and giggles, he puts it on as Kim dresses in a Charlie Chaplin outfit, the two walk out, hand-in-hand, and they all start laughing hysterically. Kim does the immitation Chaplin walk up to the front counter and asks for a mint...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 19:44:43 GMT -5
Dean and Lynn stand hand in hand and watch the show.... The cleark looks to Lynn and motions to the phone, Lynn shakes her head and walks up to Kim "Sir! Your hairy lady is making a nushience!" Lynn hiccups and dances around manicaly. Dean starts to dance with Jerry.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 19:51:25 GMT -5
*Kim kicks up her heel and Chaplin walks over to the gang and starts to dance all funny-like, but she looks like a pregnant whale*
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