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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 19:54:54 GMT -5
Lynn then steps back from her buddies and steps outside...
"Guys, your wagon is coming, Kanases is SOOOO far away..."
Lynn laughs maniclay and drags Dean outside.....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 20:00:33 GMT -5
*Kim walks outside with her Chaplin outfit still on and a bunch of buff security guards chase her down and beat the crap out of her until she's unconsious, Jerry flinches and a tiny giggle pops out but he wipes it away quickly and stands over Kim's limp body*
Jerry: So...umm....I guess this store is really strict.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 20:02:44 GMT -5
Lynn looks at Jerry and slaps him.
Lynn: You can stay here, you started this by walking in on our fun!
Lynn throws Jerry a $20, and she and Dean pick up Kim and drive her to their hotel
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 20:05:23 GMT -5
I'm sorry, lol, I'm laughing so hard over here...I just imagined a sweet girl walking down the street in a chaplin outfit, really innocent and then gets mauled by a bunch of security guards with sticks...it's so not how I expected this night to go down...
*Kim tosses and moans in the back, holding her head*
Kim: Wha--what happend?!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 14, 2006 20:07:26 GMT -5
You're too hilarous! I can't stand it! Dean pat's Kim's buttsky... Dean: Awwww, you got slapped around a bit, you're alright. Dr. Deany and Nursy Lynnie will take care of ya!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 14, 2006 20:34:32 GMT -5
Kim: Well Kimmy-wimmy doesn't trust Dr. Deany and Nursy Lynnie to keep her feeling welly-welly...*she stops mid-sentance and throws up a little* You know what, I don't even care, just make sure those guys never come near me again and Jerry *she pulls Jerry by the collar and gets in his face* Don't you EVER laugh at me again, you understand?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 15, 2006 12:03:14 GMT -5
Dean looks at Jerry angerliy and pinches his cheek. Dean: Awwwww! Such a babyface! Dean growls at Jerry then looks back at Lynn, who eyes are half-closed. Lynn: Let's take Kimmy to the hotel. Deany will fix you right up, Kimmy!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 15, 2006 12:05:26 GMT -5
*As they get to the hotel, Kim lays on the bed, sprawled out, holding her head...* Kim: Oooooo, my head hurts sooo badly *She looks around and no ones here* Kim: Oh, I better save it, no one's around... *Dean walks in and Kim moans and tosses* Kim: Oooooo, my head...my head!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 15, 2006 12:07:57 GMT -5
Dean looks down at Kim then out the window. Dean sits on Kim's bedside and stares at her. Dean: Sorry, M'dear. I can't lay my hands on you in anyway. You're Jerry's girl. Dean frowns and steps over by the window and stares out it.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 16, 2006 16:44:17 GMT -5
*Kim looks at Dean with a 'I know what you're trying to do' stare and gets up slowly, walking to the door...Dean follows quickly after and takes hold of her shoulder, she grabs onto the door frame and hangs on with all her might, Dean RIPS are her clothes and she looses her grip, the walls tear apart and he continues to pull her near the window, she grabs onto whatever she can get her hands on.*
*She purposely falls on the floor and hangs onto the bed legs*
Kim: Let me go!!!!!! Let me go, Dean!!!
*Dean grabs hold of her pant leg, and as he does the bed starts to move...*
Kim: Noooo!!! Stop it!!!
*She swattts at Dean to let her go but he keeps pulling, she looks up at a blank wall and puts her fist under her chin and her hand on her hip, letting Dean continue to pull her*
Kim: It's no use...he's just too freakishly strong!
*Jerry walks into the room and sees Kim half dressed with Dean pulling at her pants*
Jerry: Why, Paul! Get off of her! She's mine! ...Don't you be harassing my fiance' like this!
*Jerry leaps on Dean while Dean still has a firm grasp on Kim...the three get near the window and fall out*
Jerry: Ahhhhhhhhh!! Kim: Ahhhhhhhhh!! Dean: *Ahem*...Ahhhh!!!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 16, 2006 19:19:36 GMT -5
*eyes get huge* What? Lynn walks into room she blinks a couple of times, Lynn snarls then grabs her tommy gun, she fires shots into the air then stands in doorway in her underware. She hoists the gun up to her shoulder and leans up ageinst the doorframe, it falls, because of the breakcage. Lynn: *Ahem* What may I as is going ON HERE!!!!!! Lynn giggles sillily then puts on a glare.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 16, 2006 22:27:54 GMT -5
Lynn....you are the most randomess person I have ever met.......
A gun in your underwear?! What the heck?!
*Jerry, Dean and Kim are all laying on the street, sprawled out laughing hyserically, luckily for all of them, a large fat woman broke their fall.*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 17, 2006 11:59:05 GMT -5
Oh, I'm a woman of all means! Whatever that means.... Lynn runs to window and looks out, she hollers down "What in the HELL is going on down there?" Lynn grabs onto a tree branch and climbs quickly down. She grabs Jerry's arm and stands him up agenist tree, she grabs Dean next by the tie and stands him next to Jerry, she then pulls up Kim, who only has underware on and places her next to Dean. Lynn then stepped back and looked at her friends, she put her hands on her hips and then looks at them with her 'glaring look'. "You three are not going anywhere till you tell the truth about why you TORE UP MY HOUSE!" Lynn made a secpial glare at Jerry. "If you hadn't rushed in that room, they're would have been no broken windows!" Lynn scrathes her head madly then goes back to glaring at her buddies.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 17, 2006 15:51:42 GMT -5
*Kim gives Lynn the 'I-was-only-sleeping-on-the-bed-minding-my-own-business-I'm-completely-innocent' look'* Jerry: *Still laughing hysterically just leaps up and down* Let's do THAT again!!! *Jerry runs into the building and up to the top floor* *Everyone watches the crazy Kid spazz out, and they all just shake their heads* *Kim looks down and notices she's nearly naked! She gasps and runs up to her room, passing Jerry's unconscious body on the way up.*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 17, 2006 20:31:10 GMT -5
Lynn watches the blur around her then just shakes her head. Dean puts his hands on Lynn's shoulders and gives Lynn the biggest smooch he's ever given her..... He finishes and Lynn holds onto his lapels for balance, and gulps for air. She brushes her bangs from her eyes and then walk sweetly up to the house.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 17, 2006 21:47:08 GMT -5
*As Kim is fumbling in the bedroom for something to wear, she happens across a pregnancy test, she gasps and holds her hands over her mouth...* Kim: *She thinks to herself... Jer--what am I thinking, this time I can't blame it on Jerry... * *She scratches her head and gasps again* Kim: It's...LYNNN!!!!!!! *Lynn rushes into the room* Lynn: What's wrong?! *Kim jumps and hides the stick behind her back* Kim: Uhhh...nothing, nevermin--it's nothing. ...Just thought I'd spice it up a bit, lol
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 18, 2006 12:21:27 GMT -5
OMG! You sure are something, Kimmy! Jeeeeez..... Dean hear's Kim screams and races up to door, but Lynn locks it quickly and jams a chair up to it.... Lynn puts her hands on her hips and arches one eyebrow. Lynn lunges at Kim and grabs the 'object'. Lynn sits down on couch and stares at it.... Lynn starts to nervisley laugh..... Lynn looks up at Kim... "Ooops" says Lynn
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 18, 2006 12:45:15 GMT -5
*Kim gives Lynn the 'mothering-eye' but then realizes... What am I getting so upset about? She's married! So she gives Lynn a hug and walks out of the room, feeling a little nauseous she holds her stomach, and then gets a little whoozey, she holds her head*
Kim: Woah, maybe I should lay down, those bumps on the head are getting a little strong for me.
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