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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 19:59:03 GMT -5
*During a sleep over Kim leans into all her girl pallies and giggles obnoxiously high and flings her head around like a cheerleader, talking with a crazy, weird...accent? LOL*
Kim: Okay, okay, his name is--
*Kim giggles, squirming in her seat. Trying to calm herself, she takes a deep heavy sigh and says a meditation prayer*
Kim: Okay, his name is Martin and he's incredibly cute and he lives in Switzerland!
*All the girls giggle and Kim swats at them*
Kim: Shut up! ...He's mine.
*She continues squirming in her seat and flips her head once more*
Kim: And he's got, like, gorgeous...letters and his wording is, like...well...to, like, die for!
Kelly: Oh-mi-gosh, does he, like, you know, have really nice teeth?
*Kim hesitates, staring at the girl*
Kim: Okay, I don't like you; I want you to leave.
Kelly: But I--
*Kim snaps her fingers and two guards haul Kelly away. Kim throws her head side to side and continues giggling.*
Betty: Is he, like, tall?
Kim: *With all seriousness* Betty...I've never seen the man...*giggles* but his font is size two verdana.
*Everyone ooo's*
Kim: Shut up! ...He's mine.
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jun 24, 2007 20:20:13 GMT -5
LOLOL Kimmy, you're crazy!! You're gonna get kicked out of your own forum lol Too bad I'm not from Switzerland, that Martin guy seems really nice
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 20:40:33 GMT -5
Oh he is, very nice ; but don't tell him about my crush, please? I'd turn bright red!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Jun 24, 2007 20:52:56 GMT -5
He will find out now though right?
HEYYYY MARRRRTINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Just kiddin!
My crush is on every handsome fella I meet!
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jun 24, 2007 21:22:09 GMT -5
Aww Kimmy, you look cute in red! Will there be singing and pillow fights too? I really like this thread, I think it's my favorite!
*Somewhere in Switzerland*
Martin: The hills aaare aliiive with the soound of muuusic!
Günther: Stop singing, you rottenklumpf! You're hurting mein ears!
Martin: I've finally met the girl I'm gonna marry, her name is Kimberly and she's wünderbar! Achooo!
Ernst: Ja ja, you say that with all the frauleins you meet. And stop sneezing in the fridge, you dumpkoppf!
Martin: Sorry, just looking for apfelstrüdel, ja! But this time it's different, Kimmy and I are soulmates!
Günther: You said the same thing with old lady Schwabblüsske too and then they put her in a retirement home! Idioten!
Martin: This time it's different, I know it. I just know it.... *gazes into the horizon*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 21:47:17 GMT -5
*$500 dollars and 15,000 miles later* *Kim walks into an apartment, peaking her head into the door. Looking around and finding no one, she pulls out a sheet of paper and reads the directions.* Kim: Room 56, this should be it....but where is he? *She opens the door just a crack when a man comes out from the living room. Kim jumps* Kim: Oh! Excuse me, I must be in the wrong apartment... Man: Who are you? Kim: Kim, and you are...? Man: YOU'RE Kim?! *The man runs from the room and slams the door, keeping safe from the hideous woman. Another man walks out from the kitchen and stands in a dead halt.* Man: Who are you? Kim: *Hesitates, frightened by the ugliness of the man* Who are YOU?! Man: I'm Gunther's friend... Kim: Who? Man: The man who just fled the room! Kim: And you are...? Man: Man. The author of this story couldn't come up with a good enough name so I am...man. Kim: Sounds kinda caveman...ish--so, Man...Where's Martin? Man: He's out on a date. Kim: With who?! Man: Lady. Kim: *Laughs* Seriously? Sounds like a date for you! *He smiles 'flirtaciously but Kim gags* Kim: *Ahem* So when will he be back? *Entranced, the hideous looking man stares at Kim* lol, It's a match made in...a child's play lab
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jun 24, 2007 21:59:06 GMT -5
Martin takes Lady out for a romantic dinner and so they live happily ever after! On the other side of the town Kimmy falls madly in love with Man and rush off to Vegas to get married. They now live in a trailer park in Utah with 9 kids, and oh, so in love... Those crazy kids! I'm a sucker for romantic endings.. *sniff sniff*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 22:01:56 GMT -5
Oh well, I'll name him Mike and I will love him forever.
Even if the man's hideous looking...the name Mike alone would make him beautiful. ;D
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jun 24, 2007 22:04:25 GMT -5
LOL I've only been a member for an hour and I've already scared off all the other members! Told you this was a bad idea!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 22:07:01 GMT -5
Nope, you didn't scare them off, I promise. Lynn doesn't stay long, Megg I think is working on the 30's, Monica is....gosh, I haven't seen her in a while and Angie and Theresa are on at off at times. lol, Don't worry, pally, you haven't scared anyone
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jun 24, 2007 22:12:37 GMT -5
Aww, thanks Kimmy. Guess the only one I scare is myself.
Just too bad this brilliant thread ended before we got to the pillow fight scene but maybe we can continue this one day in a land far, far away.. o wait, that's from Shrek!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 22:16:57 GMT -5
lol, We should do one in the adventure category; those are the best.
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jun 24, 2007 22:26:17 GMT -5
Yeah, one where you, Paula and Lynn fight over me and I save the world from giant potatoes created by a mad scientist. Hey, now we're gettin' someplace!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jun 24, 2007 22:29:25 GMT -5
Someplace; whether or not it's good...who knows; but it's someplace ;D
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Jun 25, 2007 11:51:43 GMT -5
You're my child, Martin! How could I fight over you! You remember what I told ya! WOMEN ARE DANGEROUS!
*Points at Kim and Paula singing crazily and sticking pins into voodoo dolls*
Seeeee!
Man? Who's that? Me Tarzan, You Jane?
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Hope the feds don't see this... They'll be after me... again.
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jul 8, 2007 1:36:05 GMT -5
Stranded at the MSN Branded a fool What will they say Monday at school? Kimmy, can't you see I'm in misery? We made a start, now we're apart There's nothing left for me Love has flown all alone I sit and wonder why Oh, why you left me Oh, Kimmy Oh, Kimmy, baby, someday when high school is done Somehow, someway our two worlds will be one In heaven forever and ever we will be Please, say you'll stay, oh, Kimmy Kimmy, my darling, you hurt me real bad You know it's true But, baby, you gotta believe me when I say I'm helpless without you Love has flown all alone I sit and wonder why Oh, why you left me Oh, Kimmy Kimmy Kimmy Why Oh, Kimmy
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Post by marilyn1986 on Jul 8, 2007 8:28:49 GMT -5
*after reading this topic Marilyn suddenly burst into tears* Why martin I thought we were lovers and now you cheat me with kim What have i done wrong that you made run to her
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 8, 2007 14:19:02 GMT -5
He's only kidding, Marilyn! He's crazy about you
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