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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 23, 2006 11:27:56 GMT -5
I thought I'd make one so we can have fun out of the movie also! Lynn woke extra early this morning, and Dean slept in. He always did. Lynn went out to get the mail. There was a letter addresed to her. Lynn scratched her head, she opened it. 'Dear Mrs. Martin, The horse that you have bought is on it's way to your house, it should be there by this afternoon. Mr. Henning' Lynn's eyes buldged. She looked around. She thought that Dean's horse would come tomoorrow, but she was wrong. Lynn smashed the letter in her pocket and raced around to get ready for the horse. ;D
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 17:53:30 GMT -5
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*Kim gets a letter, she runs up to the mail box and opens the letter*
"Dear Mrs. Crazy...your pigs are ready."
Kim: ...I never ordered pigs...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 18:07:03 GMT -5
All right, so this is like a country movie? lol, A "time and times of Lynn, Dean, Jerry and Kim in the country?"
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 23, 2006 20:30:31 GMT -5
LOL I hate country stuff. Bleah. I just thought it'd be cute if Dean got his fav. kind of animal as a gift! Anyway, Dean arises from bed, meanwhile and he walks around looking for Lynn. Lynn races up to the house after the horse stable is ready. Dean: Where were you? Lynn's head spins Lynn: Uh.... watering the garden! Dean scratches his head. Lynn kisses him Lynn: You're going to meeet with Jerry and Frank today right? Dean: No, that's tomorrow... Lynn: Uh-uh. It's today! I've got a suprise. You go meet with your pallies today. Dean: Okay?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 20:39:02 GMT -5
*Kim and Jerry are off in the woods, Jerry wearing his indian outfit and Kim wearing a furry bikini*
Kim: Ugghhh, Jerry, this stupid thing itches! Why can't we live in a house like Lynn and Dean? And be...*sigh* normal.
*Jerry, dancing around the campfire, singing like an idiot--indian (LOL! Mistype...heck, I'm keeping it in there...it's funny!) stops and looks at Kim:* Look, Jerry *beats chest* make fire for his girl. *Jerry picks Kim up and dances around the fire, continuing to sing*
*Kim just sighs and puts her fist under her chin, sighing:* Ya' know, I could've had a normal fella...but no...I like 'em crazy. My mother warned me about you boys...
*Jerry spanks Kim and runs into their tent...*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 23, 2006 20:45:18 GMT -5
You are too much! Jeez! Meanwhile, Dean leaves and the horse comes. It's kind of a spotty one, black and white. Big, over Lynn's head. Lynn wants to show Kim and Jerry. She jumps on horse and rides out there. She comes upon the campsite. Lynn: Yo? pallies? Yoo hoo?!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 21:02:48 GMT -5
*Kim leaps out of the tent and jumps right in front of the horse*
Kim: Hey Lynn! Jerry and I were just playing an indian game
*Jerry snickers inside the tent*
Kim: What's up?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 23, 2006 21:05:00 GMT -5
Lynn arches her eyebrow and smiles slyly.
Lynn: Indian game, eh? What? Mating Buffallo?
Lynn cackles
Lynn: How'dya like Dean's present?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 21:22:06 GMT -5
*Kim, stands still, with her eyes wide, not believing her ears*
*Jerry laughs hysterically in the tent*
Kim: The horse is his present?!
*Lynn nods proudly*
*Jerry, overhearing the conversation, comes out and places his hands on his hips, looking at the horse, walking around it*
Jerry: Hmmm...*scratches his head* ...All Kim gets me is a lousy pair of shoes every once in a while.
*Kim gasps*
Jerry: You know I love them, though sweetheart, but a horse?! Now THAT'S a present...
*Kim stands with her arms folded and her brow lowered, mumbling to herself*
Lynn: Well, do you think he'd like it?
Jerry: Yeah! I think he'd love it...where can you find a horse like this?
*Kim raises a brow*
Kim: Lynn...don't tell him; he'd torture the poor thing with a stick, then feed it to the neighbors dog...
*Jerry says in nine year old voice:* I would not *puckers his lips*...but I would run it around on the golf course...*gets an evil twinkle in his eye*
*Kim just sighs and walks into the tent*
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Post by AmIII MarIII on Aug 23, 2006 22:54:03 GMT -5
just leave ami out of EVERYTHING fdjkfdsjkfdsjk
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 22:55:00 GMT -5
Join in, Ami! lol...you're always welcome
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Post by AmIII MarIII on Aug 23, 2006 22:55:43 GMT -5
but it's named for you guyseseses
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 23, 2006 22:58:07 GMT -5
You want one? I'll make one for you!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 10:28:23 GMT -5
Lynn jumps off horse and grabs Jerry by shoulders and french kisses him,
Lynn: That's for you, becuase me buying another horse would break my bank account. And, no, Kim. Would I give a helpless animal to Jerry? I'm not that crazy. Golf course? Don't you dare. Dean will skin you alive.
Lynn buttons her blouse.
Lynn: So pallies, how are we going to present this to Dean? You know how curous he is and he'll snoop around and probley find horsey.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 18:06:10 GMT -5
*Kim, with one brow up, notices Lynn is extremely drunk...so she disregards the 'kiss'*
Kim: Well, we could torture him for a couple days, just acting like we didn't a buy a thing, and then when he leasts expects it BAM! ...There's a horse on his front lawn...or golf course...*snaps her fingers* ...I'm going to buy him a golf course*
*Jerry and Lynn laugh*
Jerry: Don't be rediculous, sweetheart!
*Kim looks around and then leaps into the tent, writing up a storm in her 'to do' journal*
Jerry: Ugh...I hate that stupid journal...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:05:01 GMT -5
Lynn races into tent. She grabs Kim by shoulders and shakes her.
Lynn shakes her finger at her pally.
'If you lay one cruel finger on my Dean, I'll...'
Lynn let's Kim go and sits down.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 21:07:12 GMT -5
*Kim, closing her eyes and turning her head from the mad woman waves her hands around in the air* Kim: I never said we'd "torture" him physically, but kinda make him sweat, you know "where's my gift?!" "...What gift?" And when he figures there really is no gift, THAT'S when you surprise him
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 24, 2006 21:09:21 GMT -5
Lynn smiles slyly.
Lynn: I never get you sometimes, but. you are the BEST!
Lynn races outside to the horse,
"Dean's coming home any minute now!"
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