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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 24, 2006 21:36:43 GMT -5
*Kim gets out of the tent and sits around the campfire, watching Lynn ride back to their home, Kim sighs*
Jerry: What's wrong, sweetheart?
Kim: Oh, nothing, I just wish you would buy me gifts like that...
Jerry: A horse?! You said that was rediculous...
Kim: No, just something...nice, a gift that's been thought-through, taking a while to save up for. It may sound selfish...but a handful of candy from each movie skit isn't exactly what I call romantic
Jerry: Hey! Those are top-of-the-line candies!
*Kim sighs and lays down on her sleeping bag*
*Jerry lays on top of her and kisses her passionately*
Jerry: Don't worry, darling...I'll get you one amazing ring, you won't be disappointed
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 14:41:09 GMT -5
LOL
Dean drives into driveway while Lynn stables the horse in the stall.
Lynn races up to the house and meets Dean.
Dean: Hey sweetheart!
Lynn smiles sweetly.
Lynn: I'm glad you're back, I was starting to miss you! I've got a suprise for you.
Dean smiles and pat's Lynn's behind.
Dean: Show me it in our bedroom?
Lynn starts to lead Dean to the stable.
Lynn: No, not that kind of suprise
Dean scratches his head while Lynn opens the stable door.
Dean: Wha--
Lynn: Close your eyes!
Dean closes his eyes and opens them while Lynn brings out the horse.
Dean starts to jump up into the air like a little boy, clapping and laughing, then he runs to Lynn and passionately kisses her.
Then Dean goes to the horse, petting it nonstop, and talking nonsense to it.
Dean: Thank you so much, baby! You know how much I've wanted a horse!
Lynn: It was nothing.
Dean jumps on the horse, and pulls Lynn ontop also.
Dean: We need to show Jerry and Kim!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 14:46:58 GMT -5
*As Jerry and Kim are tattooing their bodies with Indian paint, they see Dean and Lynn ride up on the horse*
*Dean and Lynn notice black war paint on both Kim and Jerry's faces...they look at each other and know not even to ask*
Kim: Oh! Lynn showed you the horse already! How'd you like it?
Dean: I love it! She knows exactly what I like...she's perfect.
Kim: Yeah, she's a great kid all right.
*Lynn smiles proudly*
Jerry: You gonna let me ride it, Paul? *Jerry presses the pencil to Kim's arm a little too hard, and Kim jumps*
Kim: Ooo! Careful!
Jerry: Sorry darling...So, how about it, Paul?
Dean: ...I don--
Lynn: I think you better let Dean take care of it for a while, after all, it is his horse...
Jerry: Aw, I didn't mean nuthin' by it, Lynn...I was only askin'.
Lynn: Well, I suppose it's all up to Dean...
*Everyone looks to Dean, and Dean gets nervous...he reaches on the side of the horse and takes out a glass of scotch*
*Kim looks at Jerry...:* It's never surprising...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 14:58:32 GMT -5
Lynn kisses Dean, then jumps to the ground with a mad look on her face. She goes right to jerry.
She grabs him by the lapels and get half inch from his face.
"Look, I love ya like a son, kid, but if you hurt Dean's horse, I'll rip you in a thousand peices."
Lynn smiles
"Take out the 'son' part..."
Lynn kisses him on the lips for 30 seconds, then dodges Kim and stands by Dean and the horse.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 15:08:16 GMT -5
You just "dodged" me? lol, I'm not sure if I should be offended or angry...
*Jerry, just stands, terrified at what just happend, he looks at Lynn and asks in bewilderment*
Jerry: You thought I would hurt the horse?! I was only kidding, Lynn!
*Kim, still writing on herself, just ignores it all, she figures it's best to just stay out of it....She can't get hurt if she just keeps writing*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 15:12:38 GMT -5
I thought you'd get mad..
lol
Dean looks at jerry and at Lynn.
He just shakes his head and swigs scotch.
"Okay" Dean says "Jerry, Lynn, Kim and I will go riding somewhere. Horsey is big enough for all of us, let's hitch him up to that cart over there"
Dean and Lynn hitch up Horsey to a cart.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 15:19:55 GMT -5
No, I just don't know what the heck it meant! lol
*Kim throws down her pencils and leaps on the horse* Woohooo!
Dean: ...Kim...get down.
*Kim gets embarassed and climbs down*
Lynn: All right, how much do you weigh Jerry?
*Jerry, taken-aback, looks at Lynn and scoffs* ..I'd rather not divuldge that information at this current moment--
Kim: 150
*Jerry shoots Kim a look*
Kim: Sweetheart...it's 10 pounds more than me...people mistake you for me all the time...just be glad you don't look like you're 80.........
*Jerry, still upset just nods:* Yeah...15..1!
*Kim laughs* ...Like that 1 matters
*Jerry shoots her another stare*
Kim: All right! All right...it matters.......like a piece of fuzz on an elephants butt *mumbles to herself*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 15:55:55 GMT -5
Lynn puts her hands on her hips and sizes up Jerry.
Lynn is sitting behind Dean on Horsey.
"I'm 147, all those curves and mile long legs"
Lynn winks at Jerry.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 16:00:11 GMT -5
*Jerry looks Lynn up and down and smiles, Kim walks over and grabs a bucket full of ice water and dumps it on Jerry*
Kim: How about we dump him off in the canyon?
Dean: I'm up for that!!
*Jerry looks ahead, with no expression and sits down on the ground, pouting*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 16:19:39 GMT -5
Lynn jumps up and down she screams 'Yes' at the top of her lungs.
Instead they tie him up with chains and lock him in the tent.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 25, 2006 16:27:37 GMT -5
*Jerry laughs for a couple minutes, thinking Kim will come and rescue him...but she and the rest of the guys just get on the horse and ride off...*
*Jerry screams for air, and as a minute goes by of dead silence...a finger pops through the tent and Jerry gasps for air*
That reminds me...have you seen that part in "Ace Ventura" when Jim Carry comes out of that Rhino?! LOL!!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Aug 25, 2006 17:56:48 GMT -5
Yeah! I love that part! those movies are too hilarous.
As they ride along, Dean sings 'The Vagabond Song'
Lynn leans onto Dean and sighs.
Lynn looks behind at Kim
"Where do you wanna go, Kim?"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 29, 2006 19:22:02 GMT -5
...Italy, let's go to Italy! Ooooo, new adventures  |
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 11:21:13 GMT -5
Yes!
Good idea!
You start!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 6, 2006 18:16:06 GMT -5
lol, A new thread?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 6, 2006 20:51:40 GMT -5
I'd like something where you kidnap Dean or something, don't you ever want 'alone time with' him?  |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 6, 2006 21:52:10 GMT -5
Well, sure, I LOVE Dean, but I don't want to get things complicated.
I'll try and "steal" Dean more often, to make the game more exciting.
Should I make a Paris thread?
The gang's off to Paris!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 7, 2006 11:28:20 GMT -5
Sure! A Paris thread would be a gala! And, I've been kinda shelfhise, keeping Dean all to myself!
LOL
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