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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 29, 2006 1:41:15 GMT -5
*The four walk across the street and all get killed* The end
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 29, 2006 1:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 29, 2006 2:16:39 GMT -5
lol, Nah, I was just kiddin' *Kim and Deeds run across the street* Kim: What are you doing here? Sel: Oh...just walkin'. Kim: Yeah, I see that. Deeds: Well *nudges Kim* ...ask her. Kim: Oh...right. *Ahem* Sel? Sel: Yeah? Kim: Can we sleep indoors to-night with you guys? Sel: I'm still angry with you two...so no. *Jerry leaps for joy* *Deeds shoots him an evil look* Jerry: What? I finally get time with my girl! *Deeds holds Kim close and the two walk away* Sel: *Worried her plans may not work, now that she turned them away* *Yells* Is our plan still on?! *Kim waves her hand, signalling it's a go* Sel: Phew! *Deeds and Kim find a cozy little alley and cuddle up together, under the cloudless, starry night* Kim: Oh Deeds... *He looks down and smiles* Deeds: What darling? Kim: Oh nothing, I just love saying your name... *He chuckles and kisses her forehead* Kim: *Deep sigh* Do you think Sel's plan will work? Deeds: I'm sure it will, darling, and even if it won't, I'll make sure you get that house... *He pulls his jacket over her and tucks her in* Kim: *Laying on his chest, giving him a tender kiss on the neck* Goodnight, sweetheart. Deeds: *Stroking her hair and running his fingers down her back, keeping her warm* Goodnight, darling...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 0:49:55 GMT -5
lol! darnit! i already had the police on your tail!! oh well, im sure your gonna kill someone soon! lol! j/p!! by the way, that is so mean to make them sleep in the streets! *kim and deeds settle down to sleep, when they hear footsteps coming to them, they look uo to see...* kim: sel? what are you doing here? sel: im sorry guys, i was just steamed, you guys can come and sleep with us tonight... kim: oh sel *gives her a hug* thank you! deeds: *lifts kim up off the ground* yes, thank you sel... *they all walk over to jer who was waiting at the corner, and head back to their place to hit the sack..* *next day at work* sel: well all this money sure is puuuuuurdy! *laughs* kim: *laughs and rolls her eyes* you better stop talking like that before danny hears you! sel: *stops sniffing the money* oh yeah, your right! *smiles* Danny: Hey girls, I have to step out for a while so Im depending on you girls, *looks at sel* well.. mainly sel, to keep this place in order while im out, ok? kim: whatever... sel: yes danny darling! *gives her trademark smile* danny: *smiles his nerdy trademark smile back, lol* goodbye sel..kim. sel:* waits untill the door closes, then begins to laugh* boy, i got him wraped around my finger! *rolls eyes* kim: uugghh! i hate him! he just doesnt like me! sel: well maybe if you acted a little more like me he might like you. *they both look at each other, then bust out laughing!* kim: yeah right! that'll be the day! sel: you know, I think he likes me so much he's gonna come back with a diamond ring just for me! *laughs* kim: *laughs* you know what? i dont even think we're gonna have to jack this place, i think he likes you so much that if you asked him for the money he would give it to you! *laughs* sel: *laughs* you think? kim: yeah, well...if you give him something back *smirks* sel: *raises an eyebrow* something back? whats that supposed to--- why you little! *chasses after kim as she cracks up! * kim: *still laughing* well its true!! sel: *who finaly catches kim and begins to choke her* you know what? *lets go of kims neck* your right! I could just ask him for the money! kim: *whos now on sel back and pulling her hair* what? you mean your gonna sleep with him for the money?!!?? sel: *who just thew her off of her back and onto the floor!* no! i would never go that far!, you know, just lead him on! kim: *who just kicked sel in her knee, so now sel's on the floor next to kim* kim: yeah, that might work...but what do you think the guys would say?... sel:....oh yeah...... *they look at each other, then punch each other* sel: well this was fun *gets off the floor, then pulls kim up off the floor* kim: yeah, we should do it again sometime.. *they walk, well...limp...away. LOL*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 20:48:25 GMT -5
LOL
*On their break, the boys plan to bring a little surprise over to the girls*
*They walk over to the shop but just as they're about to step in they spot the manager, carrying a box of flowers*
Deeds: You think that guy's got a girlfriend?
Jerry: ...Look at him...I'll bet he doesn't even have a cat.
Deeds: *Laughs* Well, let's just wait here for a minute or two and make sure this guy isn't trying anything funny on our girls.
Jerry: Yeah, he better not...
*Jerry puts up his dukes and jumps around, as if pretending he's fighting Danny*
Deeds: Jerry...
Jerry: Yeah?
Deeds: Stop it.
*Jerry slouches over and walks back to the window*
*In the shop...*
Sel: *Sweeping* I bet he'd give us the whol--
Danny: * Walks in and smiles* Hey Sel *nods* ..Kim
*Kim looks to Sel and rolls her eyes*
Sel: *Laughs* Hey Danny...what are those?
Danny: Oh, uh...flowers.
*Trying to show Sel how much he adores her, he hands her the box, but then shoots a glance over to Kim. Now, company policies don't allow managers to flirt with their employees, so as Sel walks out of the room to place the flowers in a vase, Danny walks over to Kim and talks with her, trying to make nice, he hands her a flower*
*Jerry and Deeds are still watching the whole scene take place out of the shop window*
*People pass by and look at them as if they're peeping toms*
Jerry: *To an elderly woman who's giving him the 'shame on you' look* Oh, get outta here!
*He swats at her and she dashes away*
*Deeds watches closely, seething with jealousy*
*Inside...*
Danny: --So if you could, just let her know how much I like her...
Kim: Well, Danny, you know she has a boyfriend.
Danny: Yeah, but she says it isn't serious!
*Kim smirks, as if to tell him, 'yeah, but little do you know, pal.'*
Kim: Right...I forgot.
*She rolls her eyes*
Danny: Do you think if I flirted with another woman that she'd get jealous and fall for me; leaving her boyfriend?
Kim: *Trying to supress a hysterical laughter* Oh, yes...
Danny: You really think so?!
Kim: Oh, I know so, Danny!
Danny: Awwww, would you mind being in on the secret?
Kim: Danny, I don't think that's a good idea...
Danny: Well, I do! I mean, you're her best friend, right?
Kim: Well, yeah, bu--
Danny: Then who better than her very dearest friend?
Kim: Danny, I don't like th--
Danny: You're fired if you don't comply.
Kim: *Sigh* All right, but please, no kissing or touchy-feely stuff, okay?
*Sel walks into the room, holding the flowers in the vase*
Danny: *Waves to Kim, following Sel with his eyes, across the room* Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever...
Sel: So, what's the scoop? What's business? What's goin' on?
Kim: Oh...nothing, just workin', as usual...
*Danny turns to Kim and starts running his hand up and down her face*
Danny: Such pretty eyes, Miss Kim...
*Deeds is outside, ready to burst through the window*
Jerry: Calm down, Deeds! You can't let the girls know we're here!!
Deeds: I'm gonna kill that man! Lemme go!
Jerry: *Grasping onto Deeds for dear life* You remember what Kim said about you fighting!!!!
Deeds: *Holds back and takes a deep sigh, still filled with jealousy and rage, but supressing it* Yeah...I remember.
Kim: *Continues to sweep, trying to ignore the gesture from Danny* *Ahem* What time is it, Sel?
Sel: *Looks to Kim with an awkwardness, wanting to gag, and completely confused by what's going on* *She checks her watch* 2:30...
Kim: Oh, good! We're off in two hours!
*Danny eyes Kim and walks around to the cash register, but on his way he runs his hand across her back and winks*
*Kim grits her teeth and takes a deep sigh, then looking to Sel and giving her a fake smile*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 21:23:56 GMT -5
!!!! sooooooooo funny!! lol! sel: ok kim, whats going on? kim: its you lover boy! sel: what? who? kim: look he wants to make you jealous so he's using me to do it! sel: *look at kim, then busts out laughing!!* kim: shut up! *swats her on the head* sel: *laugh* im sorry! *laughs* i--i--im soooo sorry!! *laughs* kim: oh thanks for the heartfull apoligy! sel: hey you know what? we could definantly use this to our advantage! kim: uugghhhh! gross! Im not doing anything with that man! sel: no stupid! *laughs* well he want to impress, so make him! kim: what ARE you talking about sel? sel: well if we both use him at the same time, we can juice him for twice as much! kim: well theres one major problem! sel: ughh! what? kim: them! *points out the window where dees and jer have been peeping* sel: *looks as they try to duck fast enough* what are they doing here??!! kim: they've watching this whole time, when mr. mcfeely touched me i looked away, and i saw them, and i saw how angry Deeds is! sel: well, .....we're just gonna have to tell them. kim: the truth?!? sel: no silly! we gotta think of something...but what? kim: hmmmmmmmm.... sel:hhmmmm........ sel: I got it!! *after work the girls walk out to see deeds and jer, who are not happy!* sel: oh hello darling! *goes to give him a hug and kiss, but jer blocks her off* jer: we've been watching you guys! sel: oh you dont say! jer: and i saw how you guys were with that man in there! sel: who? oh danny! that lil fella'? jer: *copying sel* yes,that lil fella' ! sel: oh dont you know? why Dannys............. lol! sorry i didnt know what to make him, so you get to decide! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 21:42:23 GMT -5
LOL
Kim: *To Deeds* He's my fiance'.
*Everyone looks to Kim and shreiks* WHAT?!
Kim: *Looks down in shame...thinks about Danny again and oh, boy, the shame engulfs her* Yes, it's true...
*Deeds snears and looks up at Danny through the window*
*Deeds looks to Jerry, as if to say 'don't you dare hold me back...anyone who gets in my way will be going down with Danny'*
*Jerry doesn't budge*
Jerry: Go get him, pal...
Sel: *Looks to Jerry worried* Don't encourage him!
Kim: *Looks to Deeds* You know he means nothing to me, darling
*She pulls the soap opera act and throws her gaze down to the ground*
Kim: *Putting her arm up to her eyes* Don't look at me! For I am ashamed to be in your sight!
*Deeds raises a brow and then looks to Danny again*
*As Kim looks up, to tell them she's just kidding, Deeds launches through the window, shattering the entire display and crashing onto Danny*
Danny: You-you-you can use the door, sir...
Deeds: *Pulling him up by the collar* I don't wanna use the door...
*He raises a brow and says in only the way Gary Cooper can*
Deeds: I've come to kill you, mister.
Danny: Are you Sel's boyfriend?!
Deeds: No! I'm Kim's fiance'! And there's only room enough for ONE fiance' in this place, and that's me, see? So I've come to claim my woman...you better not touch her again.
Danny: I-I-I-I don't know what you're talking about.
Deeds: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about, buster, I don't want to see you touch her again like I saw a couple minutes ago...*he jerks his neck* You got that?
Danny: But I love her!
*Deeds pulls out a gun and losens his grasp from Danny*
*Danny looks to Sel, who's standing where the window used to be, listening in on everything*
*He trys to act tough for Sel*
Deeds: *Looks back to Deeds* Why...I-I'm not afraid of you, you bull-headed, gun-totin' windbag.
Deeds: *Cocks the gun* If you want to call me that, smile...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 22:07:33 GMT -5
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is freaky!!! lol! I knew you had it in you to kill! lol!!! j/p!!! sel: ok deeds, i think he's had enough! danny: dont worry sel, i can take 'em!! sel: *rolls eyes* uhh...no ya' cant! deeds: i dont know, have you had enough? *points gun in his face* Danny: look mister! i dont even like kim! this was all for sel! jer: what??!! let me at 'em!! *runs over to danny, but sel holds him back* deeds: so if you like sel, whats your business touchin' my girl? deeds: look it was just to make sel jealous! deeds: *gets up off of danny* hmm...well this looks like a matter for jerry *hands jerry the gun* sel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? deeds: the man has a right! sel: jerry, look at me! put the gun down! jer: you know what buddy! *walks over to danny* I got every bone in my body tellin me to pull this triger...but you know what? Danny: wh--wh--what? jer: your not even worth it! * he throws the gun down...then you hear, BANG!! the gun went off and shot danny!!!!!!!!!!!* kim: oh no what did you do!!! sel: *runs over to danny* jerry! you killed him! jer: wha--i didnt! i just-- oh what are we gonna do? deeds: the only thing we can do! get the money and jet! jer: but then that means i did it! deeds: no it doesnt! even if you had nothing to do with it, they'll find a way to pin this on all of us! so we gotta get the money and get out of here! kim: what? sel: dont just stand there kim! get the money! *sel is still holding on to Danny, she feel as if it were her fault....and so does everybody else.* kim: what do i do?? *she's freaking out!* sel: *leaves danny* look! *opens the register and grabs all the money* kim get a bag! you two *talking to deeds and jer* get us some clothes! I have blood everywhere! *everybody's busy getting to work!* sorry kim, you just didnt have it in ya to kill, so I had to do it!, but your an accomplice!! lol
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 22:25:58 GMT -5
LOL *Kim runs over to Sel and opens the bag* Kim: Hurry up! We've gotta get out of here! *The boys run through the store, throwing clothes everywhere* *Deeds looks around, imagining what Kim would look like in each one* (I'd post photos, but I don't have any pretty dresses, ) *He picks out a beautiful dress, gloves, highheels and a shaal and runs over to Kim* Deeds: *Holding it all up* What do you think, darling? Kim: Oh! They're lovely, sweetheart! Sel: Hold up the bag, Kim! The money's spilling everywhere! *Kim looks back to Sel and holds up the bag* Kim: Almost done? Sel: Yeah! But now we have to go over to the other shop Kim: *Laughing* And shoot THEIR manager? Sel: *Shoots her an evil glance* That's not funny, Kim...this is serious. Kim: *Ahem* Right... *Jerry and Deeds run next door and check in* Manager: It's about time you two showed up, breaks aren't an hour and a half long, you know. *Jerry runs off, pretending to go sweep, but he thumbs through the suits, looking for something to wear* *Deeds starts to follow Jerry, but the manager holds him back* Manager: I wanna talk with you... *She takes him by the hand and leads him to the back room* *She pulls her charm on starts kissing him* Manager: Oh, Deeds...I've wanted you for so long *He pulls away, confused* Deeds: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Manager: Deeds, I'm in love with you...and I know we'd make a cute couple! *Pulling her by the arms and stepping her aside* Deeds: I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm engaged to a lovely lady already... Manager: You can't disrespect me! I'm your boss!! Deeds: Oh, I'm not disrespecting you, ma'am...but all I'm saying is that I'm a taken man. Manager: *Throws him into her arms and kissing him forcingly* No! You're mine now! And I love you! Deeds: *Pushing her aside, trying to open the door* Manager: *Throws herself on him* No! Don't leave me, please!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 30, 2006 22:39:42 GMT -5
hahahahahaha!!! what???!!!! lol! "i've wanted you for so long!!" lol! deeds: get off of me lady!! *pushes her off* maneger: hey! you cant do that! you know what? your fired! deeds: well you know what? I dont care! *pulls out the gun* now go get the money and dont try anything funny! maneger: oh my!! deeds i didnt mean... deeds: look, nothing personal, I mean I know I'm dead sexy and most women cant resist me, but Im taken and right now we're trying to get out of her so if you would kindly go and give me the money........ maneger: oh your so polite! *smiles and walks out to the register (she under his sexy spell) lol* so do you want it all? deeds: *gives her a sexy smile* yes please! *she hands him all the money and jerry and him run next door to grab the girls and jet!* jer: you girls ready? sel: yeah lets go! kim: but what about our close? sel: dont worry about that now, we just gotta get out of here, we can change at the station! *they hail a cab and are now on their way!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 30, 2006 22:52:39 GMT -5
LOLOLOL *Kim, Deeds, Sel and Jerry all leap into a taxi* Kim: Helena, please. Driver: Yea, ma'am *Kim and Deeds snuggle in the back and Jerry and Sel look to each other* Jerry: So *Snuggling up to Sel* How much money we got? Sel: *Looking in the bag, counting* $50,000 All: Are you kidding?!?! Sel: No! Hey, you guys check yours. *Deeds opens the bag and counts it all* Deeds: 100,000 *Silence* Deeds: ...She emptied her pockets and willingly gave me her mother's entrusted will. *Silence* Deeds: Yeah...I guess I did kinda good. *Silence* Deeds: ...Should I have asked for her mother, too? *Silence* Kim: *Ahem* Darling...did she flirt with you? *Deeds looks down, embarassed* Kim: *She pulls him close and kisses him passionately* No one can resist you, darling...I'm getting used to it....but you better not go flirting back! Deeds: *Pulls her close and kisses her forehead* Never, darling...my heart belongs to you. Kim: *Smiles and lays her head on his chest* And mine to you, sweetheart. *Sel and Jerry roll their eyes and continue to sniff the money*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 1, 2006 3:13:56 GMT -5
lol! *they arrive at the train station* sel: ok, well we're a bit bloody and dirty, so lets go and change then we'll meet up in the loby, ok? everybody: ok! *the girls run into the bathroom, and the guys run into there bathroom, about an hour later they walk out of the bathrooms looking as hot and chic as a celebrity! *whistle's* lol* kim: wow! they boys cleaned up well! sel: the boys? *rolls her eyes* what about us! *does a little twirl* jer: *runs over to sel and begins kissing her* sel: stop it jerry! your gonna ruin my make-up *giggles* jer: oh, im sorry..its just..*looks sel up and down* sel: yeah..I know! *lol* deeds: *who just cant move because he's just mesmorised by kim* ....wow kim: *blushes* thanks..you too deeds: *grabs kim and gives her a long hard kiss!* kim: oh, deeds...you have lipstick on! *laughs, and begins to wipe it off with her hankerchife* jer: nah, he put it on himself, he's into that stuff *laughs* *kim, sel and deeds all swat him on the head* sel: ok, so lets get out of here! kim: i cant beleive this all just happened! i mean, danny..*grabs hold of deeds, and he holdstoo* sel: look, we all understand kim...but we gotta get out of here! jer: c'mon lets go buy the tickets.. deeds: yes we need four tickets to... sel: where are we going? kim: MONTANA!!! sel: ughh! are you still on that whole Montana thing? kim: *picking up pointers from sel, uses her quick wit to think of a reason to why they should goto Montana..* well the police are prolly all ready on our tail! so, since no lives in Montana, and we're all city folk, they would never suspect us to going their! sel:.....wow..you know..i think she right.. jer: ok, what ever lets just go! some cops just pulled up! everybody: what?! *all look to see* sel: ok! ok! lets get our tickets! deeds: four tickets to Montana!...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 1, 2006 10:50:30 GMT -5
*The train starts to move as the four get their tickets*
Sel: Oh no! The train's pulling out!
Jerry: We've gotta go get it!
*Sel and Jerry dash off while Deeds and Kim are still waiting for the tickets*
Kim: Oh darling, please hurry the man up, we're gonna miss the train!
Deeds: Darling, I've been hopping trains all my life...and I've never missed one, don't worry...we'll make it.
*Kim clutches onto him tight as the cops pull in, looking around*
*Deeds calmly looks to the teller and hands him a $40*
Teller: Here's your tickets, sir.
Deeds: Thank you very kindly
*He tips his hat and turns around, looking at the cops, who now notice him and start chasing him*
*Deeds spins Kim around and takes her by the hand, running towards the train*
*The two run as fast as they can, but the train's speeding faster*
Kim: *Running* Darling, I can't keep up! My grasp is slipping!!
*He holds onto her hand tigher but it slips*
*He jumps aboard and looks to Kim*
Deeds: *Reaching out* You can make it, sweetheart, just take my hand and jump!
Kim: Oh, Deeds, I can't!
Deeds: You must! I can't live my dream without you, please try.
*She looks back and notices the cops are gaining on her, so she reaches out her hands and grabs hold of Deeds, he sweeps her up and the two go flying into the car, ontop of each other*
Deeds: *Looks up and smiles* Hi.
*Smiles and collapses on his chest, breathing heavily*
Sel: ...Glad you both could make it.
*Deeds shoots a glance over to Sel but just starts laughing*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 1, 2006 17:04:36 GMT -5
omg! i thought you were gonna leave me in Montane alone!! lol!
sel: so do you guys still have the money? deeds: yup..and that lady's deed to her moms house sel: oh thank god! i mean, what would we do with out the deed..*rolls eyes* deeds: well it mine anyways! *sticks his tounge out at sel, lol* sel: well if we have our money than this is all worth it.. jer: well at least now I'll be able to buy you that diamond ring I always promised you deeds: and you and me can get married and live our life out in Montana *both the girls kiss there guys!* sel: so when do you think we'll be arriving? kim: hopefully soon... *after a long day of killing and robbing, they are tired now so they all fall asleep*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 1, 2006 17:22:46 GMT -5
*Kim wakes up the next morning and looks around*
Kim: Deeds?
*She blinks her eyes a couple times and yawns*
Kim: Sweetheart?
*A voice comes from the shadows in the hay*
Deeds: Hiya darling...
Kim: What are you doing over there?
*He stands up and walks over to her, sweeping her up in his arms*
Deeds: Just doin' a little thinkin'
Kim: *Looks up at him and kiss him sweetly* Yeah, what about?
Deeds: How you 'n' I are gonna live out the rest of our lives...
Kim: Awww, really?
Deeds: Yup, I reckon we have a lot of work to do to get that dream house of ours...
Kim: *She smiles and runs her hands across his chest then realizes he has new clothes on* Darling, where did you find these clothes?
Deeds: *Looks down and chuckles* Oh, well, I ran across this drifter a couple hours ago, and he gave them to me.
Kim: ...Now a strange man is running around naked in the wilderness someplace?
Deeds: *Laughs* No, I gave him my clothes, he said he liked the suit so much that he wanted to trade.
Kim: Awwwww, not your suit! I loved that suit...
Deeds: Sweetheart, don't worry, with all the money we have now, I can buy a whole load of suits.
Kim: Well, I love the new clothes...you're lookin' mighty handsome.
*She pulls on his hat and smiles teasingly*
*He chuckles and hugs her tight*
Deeds: So you like the rugged, cowboy type?
Kim: Mmmm-hmmm...
*She leaps on him and the two go rolling around in the hay*
*He laughs manically*
Sel: Jerry!
Jerry: *Waking up* What?
Sel: Oh...*heart pounding fast* I had a bad dream...
*Jerry holds her tight and kisses her forehead*
Jerry: Don't worry, I'm here now...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 1, 2006 17:54:45 GMT -5
sel: oh I had a dream that we lived on a farm and , and..*starts to cry* I had to milk cows, and kill chickens an, and--*wails* i dont want to do it!! *LOL* jer: oh honey! *holds sel* your gonna be ok, havent you read that book, Gone with the wind? * the movie hasnt came out yet* sel: yeah...so? jer: well, Im gonna treat you just like that! sel: what!! your gonna leave me? jer: what? is that how that book ends? i dont know, I ever fininshed it...*LOL* sel: *swats jerry* your not helping! kim: oh dont worry sel, we got two strong men here to do that sorta stuff! sel: what? *cries* but I dont want a cowboy! I dont want to touch him if he just milked a cow! deeds: well dont worry about that sel, thats the womans job! *laughs* sel: *throws her shoe at deeds* shutup! *LOL* I waon do it! i wont! jer: *swats sel* stop being such a baby! sel: *sticks her tounge out* jer: with all our money, you wont have to lift a finger, we can hire deeds to do it! *laughs* deeds: *throws sel's shoe at jerry* hey! shutup! *lol* jer: dont worry, *hugs sel and gives her a kiss* your gonna be fine... sel: are you sure? jer: with all my heart! *winks* sel: *kisses jerry* and you! *throws her shoe back at deeds* dont mess with my man! *LOL* kim: hey! *throws hay at sel, and they all begin having a hay fight! lol* kim, you have a horrible memory! lol, why are they in a cart in the back with hay, if they paid for their tickets?? lol! oh well, hobos for life i guess!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 1, 2006 18:50:34 GMT -5
...Because I couldn't remember the plot, lol. After I posted it all I remembered, "oooo, we have tickets" But then it was too late, so...I guess the tickets flew out of our hands while we were running. *Kim takes all the shoes a throws them out the window* Kim: Stop it! All of you! Sel, don't worry, country livin' isn't too bad, it's tough, sure, but Deeds and I will work hard to maintain the land. Deeds: *Holds Kim close* You won't have to lift a finger, darling. I'll do it all. Kim: Awww, sweetheart, I'll help you! I don't mind the work. Deeds: *Ahem* Like your Uncle Bill said..."strength of 6 mules" (LOLOLOLOL) Sel: Yep, that's why they call her "beast" Kim: *Picks up a horseshoe and throws it al Sel* Shut up! *Sel gets knocked unconscious by the steal metal and Jerry goes to hold her head* Jerry: Why you...you...you Kim: Beast? Jerry: Yeah! Kim: *Looks to Deeds* Oh darling, I can't wait until we get to our land, it's so exciting! Deeds: *Holding Kim tight* Yup, you're gonna love it, honey. Kim: Oh, I know I will... Deeds: And with all the little ones running around, you won't have time to milk any cows. Kim: ...Okay...what? Deeds: *Laughs* I'm only kidding, darling. Kim: Awwww, you better be, sweetheart, or I'll make sure we never have children. *She smiles sweetly*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 1, 2006 19:09:02 GMT -5
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