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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 20:11:06 GMT -5
lol! aww so cute!! *the next morning* sel:WAKE UP! kim: *startled* what the!-- sel: *laughing* wake up we gotta goto work! for us and jerry! *winks* kim: oh ok..Deeds? wheres deeds? Deeds: here I am dear, *he was cleaning his face* I was jusst getting a little ready kim: *smiles sweetly* aww, you look so handsome already! deeds: *chuckles as his face turns embarassed!* sel: well get up honey! we gotta lot of stuff to do! kim: ok.. *now every one is ready and the plan is about to take off!* sel: you ready kim? kim: yup sel: and you deeds? deeds: as I'll ever be! sel: ok, i go in distract Danny, kim you go though the back room to next door, find what we need, throw it out the window in the back, then deeds, you'll be waiting in the back to catch it, ok? deeds: got it! kim: not really... *sel swats kim on the head* sel: pay attention and stick to the plan guys! ok? jerry needs us! kim and deeds: ok! kim: good luck baby! *kisses deeds* deeds: *winks* I'll be waiting *the girls walk into work and the plan starts!* sel: heya' Danny baby *smile sexy-ly (lol) as she sweeps the floor* Danny: oh, heya sel *smiles back, then lowers his head in embarrasment* sel:*looks to kim and winks* kim: oh, danny I have to check the inventory in the back, remember? Danny: wha- *sees sel* oh, yeah...*still staring at sel as she bends over to pick up the trash..(lol)* oh yeah, what ever...go ahead kim: *can barely controll her laughter, goes into the back looks out hte window to see if deeds is out side* kim: deeds? deeds you out there? deeds: down here! *he's behind some boxes* kim: oh darling you bought me a house! *they both start laughing! lol) deeds" get back to work! kim: oh yeah! * kim sneaks into the building next door through the back and she starts to go in the inventory boxes to find a suite* kim: hmmmm.... what color looks best on deeds?? *then the door opens! so kim leaps across the room to hide behind some boxes!* *meanwhile...* sel: well danny dear, *smiles* we're all alone... danny: yeah.. i see.. sel: so what does a big man like *touches his arm* you do with his spare time? hmm? danny: *begins to giggle like a little girl* oh sel... sel: *rolls her eyes* oh danny.... *back to kim* *after a few minutes the guy leaves the room and kim grabs the first thing and jets outa the room!* kim: here deeds!! hurry up! *deeds grabs the clothes and then looks at kim* kim: what? deeds: last time i looked a was a grown man, not a five year old little girl *shows her the pink skirt she gave him* kim: oops!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 20:36:04 GMT -5
LOL *Kim sneaks back in and thumbs through the suites* Kim: Hmmm... *She wonders what would look best on him, she looks up in wonderment, imagining the clothes on him* Suit 1: Suit 2: Suit 3: *She can't seem to decide so she closes her eyes and points randomly, choosing Suit 3* *She bounds out of the store and on the way out she steals a couple smokes and a handsome hat ( )* LOLOLOL She runs out as fast as she can and grabs Deeds by the arm, racing to an abandoned house* Deeds: Doesn't someone live here, darling? Kim: Oh, I'm sure they're probably at work, let's go fix you up and split! *She hauls him into the kitchen and sets him down on a stool* Kim: I'll be right back, sweetheart, don't you move! *He leans back and sits comfortably in the chair, looking around* *Kim grabs the razor, towel and some cologne and walks back into the kitchen* Kim: All right, you set? Deeds: *Pulling her into his lap, still looking around the house* You know what? Kim : *She wraps her arms around his waist* What? Deeds: Someday...I'm gonna buy you a house. Kim: *Looks at him surprised* Oh, but darling...I love the box we're in now! *She chuckles* Deeds: No, I mean it...someday I'm gonna buy you a real house and we're gonna have kids and dogs everywhere! *He laughs like a giddy school boy* *Kim gets up and wraps the towel around his neck, putting the shaving cream all over his face* Kim: All right, you, I'm holdin' ya' to it. *He smiles and pulls her close, kissing her on the lips* *She gets shaving cream all over her face* Kim: *Wipes it off* Oh, you're impossible! *He laughs and lays his head back* *She shaves and gets him cleaned up* *Later* *Kim's sitting in the living room, reading "better homes and boxes" as Deeds walks out, dressed in his full garb and looking mighty handsome with his new shaven look* *She looks over and her mouth drops, she's speechless* Deeds: So...what do you think? *She leaps in his arms, unable to keep her hands (and lips) off of him* Kim: I'll never be able to take you out in public!! Deeds: It's that bad, huh? Kim: No! I'll constantly be fearing women will take you away from me! *He looks at her with a serious gaze and lifts her up in his arms* Deeds: You're the only one for me...I could never have any other woman, Kim. You know that. Kim: *She smiles sweetly and kisses him* .........Oh! We've gotta get back to Sel!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 21:03:23 GMT -5
lol lol lol !! wow, you have a great imagination, to picture all those outfits!? lol! that was great! lol!! *mean while at the store* sel: so, ummm...Danny...uh..how long have your worked here? *putting the charm back in her eyes, it left cause she's been waiting for like 40 mins. for kim to come back! lol* danny: oh well its been abou- *kim comes in* danny: kim? where have you been? kim: what? me? umm, in the back, you know with the inventory! *kim! Kim* *a whisper comes from outside, it was deeds* kim: oh shoot! i forgot my purse in the back! *goes ito the backroom* sel: *whispers* grrrr..kim! danny: well whear were we? sel: *turns to danny* oh yes...*smiles* *meanwhile in back* kim: deeds? what is it? deeds: now what do i do? kim: *looks at him all dressed up hidding behind boxes* uhh... why dont you go wait for us in the front! deeds: oh, ok! *meanwhile danny becomes aware that kim has been gone the whole work day!* danny: where has kim gone now???!! sel: oh shes in the back, you know with the inventory! danny: you dont really beleive that do you? sel: uhh... yeah! dont you? danny: that girl better be right here in one second, or she fi-- *before he could say kim was fired, sel grabed his head and gave him a long hard kiss!!, just then kim walked in!* kim: SEL!!! sel; kim! *acting like she was caught* why, what are you doing here? *sel walks over to kim and whispers:...* sel : ill explaine later! kim: what? this wasnt in the plan! sel: yeah? anbd neither was your and deeds spa day! Danny: whats going on? kim: i should be asking you the same thing!!! sel: *whispers* shut up! shut up! *just then Deeds walks in the store* Danny: why Hello sir! may we help you? *you could almost see the money sighns in Danny's eyes! lol* sel: woah! kim: *smiles* deeds: *puts on a fake brittish accent* hello there! Im here to pick my wife up! danny: your wife? kim: your wife? sel: your wife? deeds: yes my wife has a verry important appointment and we must leave at once! danny: but-- sel: oh but waht baby?? *smiles* danny: aww shucks sel..*looks to the ground, when he lifts his head there all gone!* sel: well that was close! deeds: yeah! kim: hey! why were you kissing him! i thought we had to stick to the plan! sel: so did i! *gives kim an evil look*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 21:26:37 GMT -5
*Kim looks to Deeds and smiles, she sighs heavily and falls into his arms*
Sel: Oh stop it, you two are disgusting.
Kim: Oh Sel, you're just stressed out about Jerry...we'll get him back, don't worry.
Deeds: *Faking British accent again* Yeah, love, don't you worry about Jer', he's a good chap, he'll be fine.
Kim: *Turns to Deeds*Hey! I was meaning to ask you...where in the heck did that come from back there?!
Deeds: *Chuckles shlyly* Well...people always mistake me for an English man...why not play the part well?
*Kim and Sel laugh*
Driver: Here's your stop, folks...the state prison.
Kim: *Fixing Deeds' tie and hat*
Deeds: Darling, I'm nervous.
Kim: Awww, don't worry...you'll do perfectly, I have faith in you.
Sel: Yeah, don't worry...and remember, Jerry's life is being held in your hands
*She smiles, as if to make him more nervous*
Deeds: Well, in that case, why don't we just go and have breakfast, I know of a lovely din--
Kim: No, darling, we've gotta get this done now. Look at Sel...she's a lost hobo without her Jerry.
Sel: Thanks Kim...that was smooth...yeah...real nice.
*Kim laughs and walks Deeds out to the front*
Kim: You ready?
Deeds: *Deep breath* Ready as I'll ever be...
*She kisses him passionately and smiles, pulling down on his hat*
Kim: Go get 'em, handsome...
*He smiles proudly and walks into the prison*
*The guards stand tall, ready to tell Deeds off*
*Not even having to say a word, Deeds walks by and gives them his most serious face, as if to say 'You touch me and there'll be a million dollar lawsuit slapped on you so fast your head will spin'*
*The men step aside and Deeds calmly walks across the dank, metal floor. Not passing glances at anyone, but staring straight ahead, on a mission*
Guard: Sir, can I help you?
*Deeds gives the man a firm glare and pulls him by the collar*
Deeds: Do you know who I am?
Guard: Why--n-nn-no, am I supposed to?
*Deeds lets go of the man's collar and the man goes flying across the table*
*More guards flock around Deeds*
Guards #2: Sir, is there something I can do for you?
Deeds: *Steps up to the guard and gets an inch from his face* I'm looking for a man named Jerry.
Guard #3: *Starts laughing* The hobo?!
Deeds: *Snears* Yeah...what of it?
Guard #3: Oh, I-I-I-I-I didn't mean anything by it, sir, I just simply--
*Deeds shoot another evil glance over to the man*
Guard #3: *Ahem* Right this way, sir...
*They walk over to Jerry's cell and tap on his 'cage'*
Guard: Visitor for you, bum...
*Jerry sits up and looks to Deeds*
Jerry: What are you do--
Deeds: *Behind the guard* Sh!
Guard: *Turns to Deeds* What do you want with him?
Deeds: I'm here to pay his bail
Jerry: *Sits back* Oh, I've gotta see this...
Guard: Cash?
Deeds: Naturally...
*The guard goes to let Jerry out, unlocking the cell*
*Deeds turns to the guard, as if to say something but then socks him as hard as he possibly can and the guy gets knocked unconscious*
Deeds: Let's hit the road, pal!
*The two run as fast as they can, dodging the guards left and right and bound out the door and leap into the taxi*
Kim: How did it go?
Deeds: *Panting* I got Jerry, didn't I?
*Sel leaps on Jerry and kisses him all over*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 0:01:56 GMT -5
sel: oh thank you so much deeds *begins to kiss deeds all over his face* kim: hey! dont you think you've kissed enough people for today? Sel: *gives kim an evil look as if to say shut up!!* jer: whats thats supposed to mean? sel: uhh...oh nothing! you know how crazy 'ol kim is! *laughs* you know i heard she slipped that we were hobos in the other adventure thread! (LOL!! ) jer: oh yeah, thats true.. kim: hey!! im not crazy! i was talking about sel kis-- *before kim could finish her sentence, sel stuffed her shoe in kims mouth, lol* kim: *spitting the shoe out and hitting sel with it!* hey!! sel: hey!!! deeds: hey!! stop it you two! we got what we needed and now cant we just be happy? sel and kim: im sorry.... kim: *under her breath* stupid brittish accent! deeds: hey!! kim : *smiles sweetly* nothing!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 0:26:37 GMT -5
lol Okay, no more accent *The three ride back 'near' their home and Sel counts* Sel: 1-2-3...JUMP! *They all leap out of the car and run like mad* *They come to Kim and Sel's place and lock the door behind 'em* Kim: Geeez, we really have to get some money to pay these drivers...I'm getting too old for this! Jerry: You said it... Kim: Yeah, and what of it? *They all roll their eyes and walk over to the couch* *Kim snuggles up to Deeds, playing with his hat* *He chuckles and watches as she's so fixated and ammused by his wardrobe* Kim: So, you planning on keeping that outfit for long? Deeds: I'll wear it everyday for you, my dear. Kim: Oh, but that's what makes a hobo...a hobo! *She pulls on his hat teasingly and the two laugh* Sel: Say, what are we gonna do about Jerry and Deeds' place? Sure the cops are gone by now but they'll just keep checking in, unsuspectingly... Kim: *Looks to Deeds* She's right, darling...maybe you should move in with us... Jerry: Ooooh, no, that ain't gonna happen, uh uh, nope. Sel: Awwww, why not, Jerry? If Deeds moves in with Kim that means you'll be moving in with me! *Jerry's frown turns upside down and he leaps on Sel* Jerry: We'll move in immediately! *They all laugh*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 16:08:52 GMT -5
*Sigh* I found another sexy "poor man" photo, lol
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 17:42:09 GMT -5
lol! waoh! that is sexy!! lol! oh, yeah this has to be one big storage complex, for four people to live in!! lol! well what ever...... sel: well here we are.... jer: home sweet home! *picks sel up and carries her in* sel: well arent we the swave one! *laughs* kim: oh im so happy.. deeds: why's that? kim: because now i have all day! *kisses him sweetly* sel: well just remember, theres no walls in here! and im a light sleeper! *give kim and deeds the evil eye! lol* kim: yes sir! *salutes* *they all begin to laugh* kim: say, where are we all gonna sleep? sel: yeah....hey you boys gotta go back and bring the other matress in! jer: but what if the cops are there? sel: oh yeah...well then 2 people can sleep on the bed, one on the couth and the other....on the floor *all run to the bed and yell:* DIBBS!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 17:53:19 GMT -5
*Deeds sits on the couch, and starts thinking...* *Kim walks over and sits next to him, playing with his hair* Kim: What are you thinking? Deeds: I'm thinking about how we're gonna get out of this mess... Kim: What mess? Deeds: This house...it's too small for us. Kim: Sure, but darling, we can manage... Deeds: Well, I'm aiming to see you get a real home, ya' see? And this place just doesn't fit suit to a gal like you. Kim: But what about Sel and Jerry? Deeds: Well, I'm aimin' to get them a home too... Kim: Yeah? *She giggles and gets an inch from his face, kissing his nose* Well where are you planning on finding us a couple homes for free? Deeds: *He chuckles* Well...up in Montana, I know of a small farm land...I could work it for a while and eventually build you a home. Jerry: Sorry to interrupt, Buffalo Bill-- Deeds: The name's Bill Hickok to you, pal. (LLLLLOOOOOLLLL) (*Ahem* www.imdb.com/title/tt0028108/ ;D ) Jerry: *Rolls his eyes* Sure, whatever, BILL...but Sel and I aren't the farm type people...we wouldn't last a day. Sel: Yeah, Deeds, it's sweet of you, but I don't really care for the country, myself. Deeds: *Looks to Kim* Well...I guess there isn't much else we can do, darling. *Kim starts to think hard* Kim: Well...we could just rent out a bigger place in town; it would be closer to where Sel and I work and the boy's could probably find a job in the little shop next door... Deeds: *Holds Kim close* Sweetheart, I don't know if you've realized this or not, but I'm not a very good business man...I don't know nothing about suites or people...I'm a farm boy, always have been and always will be. Kim: Oh dear...what are we going to do? (LOLOLOL)
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 18:21:26 GMT -5
LOLOLOL!!! that was great!! lol!! sel: well since you like farming so much, how did you end up in New York??? jer: yeah....bill ( ) deeds: *giving jerry a dirty look* well, i dont remember how i got here, all i remember is waking up in a hospital one day, and....and them telling me I was in a big accident...and...them telling me I was in New York... kim: *tears in her eyes* really? how come you never told me about that? deeds: because...... i was embarrased.. kim: oh my darling *goes to hold deeds* sel: *bored of watching them* uhh...so...did they ever tell you what happened? deeds: well when i found out I was by myself in N.Y, I ran out of the hospital and tried to survive, I met Kim fell in love and out of money and thats were i am now! jer: *yawn* well that was a waste of tim-- sel: *swat him on the head* wow, deeds thats a crazy story... kim: *holding on to deeds* I'll never leave you alone, never... sel and jer: *under breath* obviusly... sel: so what are we gonna do? jerr: well deeds theres gotta be something you can do here, deeds: like what? *the next day jerry gets deeds a job at the zoo* jer: you said you liked the farm, so i figuered it must be because of the animals... deeds: well it wasnt!! LOL!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 18:33:12 GMT -5
Oh.....................................my......................................g--
*Deeds gets fired from the zoo, for hunting the wolves and giraffe's in the cages*
Jerry: Wow, Bill...doesn't look like the zoo's your kinda job...
*Deeds looks to Jerry with an evil eye and slaps him on the shoulder*
Deeds: Yeah...guess not *clenches teeth* Jer'...
*Meanwhile, Sel is busy sweeping and Kim's organizing all the dresses and boots*
Danny: Hey, Sel...can you come here for a moment?
*Sel looks over to Kim and rolls her eyes*
Sel: Yeah...sure, Danny.
*As Sel's talking with Danny, Kim sneaks into the shop next door and takes an application for Deeds*
*She sneaks back into the shop, walking quickly past Sel and Danny*
Sel: Kim--
*Kim waves Sel on and runs to the bathroom*
*Sel grinds her teeth and then looks back to Danny*
Sel: *Ahem* *Shudders* Go ahead....Danny.
*Kim slams the door behind her and locks it, sitting down on the bathroom floor and starts filling out the application*
Name?
Longfellow Deeds
Age? 28
Current salary
*Pause*
...
More than 250,000
*She laughs to herself and fills the rest out*
*Sel knocks on the bathroom door*
Sel: Danny wants ya'..
Kim: Oo...is it bad?
Sel: Yeah, he may fire ya'...have fun!
*Kim opens the door and hides the application in her back pocket*
Kim: You wanted to see me, Sir?
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 18:58:58 GMT -5
lol! hunting the giraffes??? lol it was just a joke to have him work there!! lol! and it was a good one too!! danny: kim, are you happy with your job here? kim: yes sir! i simply love it! danny: hmm...really, well if your a real good girl, Im gonna promote you! kim: wow oh really?.....wait, what do you mean "good girl" *looks to sel suspiciusly* danny: that means work! i know you always take breaks and stuff, but i want a worker! not a slacker! so if you work, I'll be promoting you kim: ok...*walks over to sel and starts to sweep* sel:*whispers* dont worry, he doesnt know anything! he'll be promoting you anyways cause he's gotta have someone take my job! kim: why? are you fired?? sel: *laughs* yeah right! he's promoting me to cash register! kim: really!!!, wait sel, i dont think thats good.. sel: why? kim: cause with all that money in front of you, you might be tempted! sel: so what! if I do, I could always replace it later, or we can take off and find a palce and get married ! kim: WHAT?! sel: *laughing* i was just kidding!! danny: get back to work ladies! sel: oh c'mon honey, have a heart! you nearly scared kim to death! * both laugh and roll there eyes*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 19:32:58 GMT -5
Kim: *Looks to Sel* Well...if you can wait about two months, I think we could pull this off.
Sel: *Sweeping* Whaddya' mean?
Kim: Well, I just got Deeds an application from the shop next door...and Jerry with his amazing people skill and suite skills *she chuckles* *ahem* we'd be outta here in no time! We'd all get a promotion, and right after we get out pay checks, you jack the cash register and we'll head off to Monta--
*Sel shoots Kim an 'I'm NOT gonna become a farmer's wife' look and growls*'
Kim: I mean...head off...somplace to get married! Whaddya' say?
Sel: Sounds good to me, but what if something goes wrong with the fellas and they don't pull through?
Kim: Oh...they'll do just perfectly...believe me.
*After work, the guys meet the girls a block or two from their shop*
*They all sit down and discuss plans*
Kim: Darling...
*She pulls Deeds close and kisses his cheek*
Deeds: *Glances over her shoulder and smiles sweetly* Yes, dear?
Kim: I have a surprise for you...
Deeds: Yeah? What's that?
*She reaches in her back pocket and pulls out the application, handing it to him*
*He looks down and opens it up, glancing through*
Deeds: What's this?
Kim: Well, I know you're looking for a job, so...I got ya' one! ...Well, I don't know if you'll get it with 100% certainty...but knowing you, you could sway them with your charm.
*She kisses him softly on the lips and smiles*
Deeds: *Mumbling and reading the bottom* $250,000?!
*She laughs and slips the paper out of his hands*
Kim: Oh...*giggles* I was just having fun with that
*She takes a pencil and gets ready to earase but Sel snatches it up*
Kim: Hey!
Sel: You know...this may actually work.
Kim: What?
Sel: Yeah! He could use that suit we got him a couple days ago and dress him up as an important business man...that's a pretty hip place, I'm sure he could get his way up the ladder in no time...
Kim: Then hello Montana!
*Deeds smiles excitedly*
*Jerry and Sel are silent*
Kim: Well...anyways, I hope this works...'cause if it doesn't we'll end up in the slammer.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 28, 2006 19:58:03 GMT -5
it doesnt work and they all rot in the slammer!......................................justkidding! *the next day Deeds goes in the building for his interview, and lands the job!! (who knew? lol!)* *a couple days later Danny gives sel and kim there promotions! their plan was in process!!* sel: say i didnt think you were that smart to think of something this good, kim! kim: oh thanks.....*rolls her eyes and they begin to laugh* sel: say how do you think deeds' doing at his new job? kim: oh he's good at everything he does! *at the other store* deeds: *who is wrestling with a pants suite* ahhrrggghh!! stupid suite! *everyone is watching him as if he was crazy! lol* *the maneger comes and swoops deeds into the back room* maneger: look deeds, I dont know if this whole thing is gonna work out for you... deeds: oh, but...uh..It's just ben a bad day today! i promise I'll improve! maneger: *looks deeds up and down* hmm, well ok..but remember this is the first strike! deeds: yes sir *deeds walks out to see Jerry laughing at him* deeds: yeah, real funny! *punches jerry in his arm*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 28, 2006 20:27:15 GMT -5
*Deeds' manager, who is a woman, figured if he doesn't shape up by tomorrow, his job will be no more at the shop, but she thinks he's cute, so she's giving him an extra chance, though Deeds, not wanting to pull his charm on the manager, because of Kim, gets depressed. So on the way home...* Deeds: *Walking arm-in-arm with Kim down the street* Darling, I don't think I'm doing that well at my job...they're planning on firing me if I don't shape up! Kim: *Kisses him sweetly* Awww, sweetie, how could they not like you? I'm sure you'll be fine. *She straightens his collar and throws her arms around his neck* Kim: Ya' know... Deeds: *He wraps his arms around her waist, pulling her close* What do you know? Kim: Well, not a whole lot, but the one thing I do know is that tomorrow, you'll be getting a promotion...and we'll soon be on our way to... *She looks around and whispers* Kim: Montana! *He chuckles and kisses her passionately* Deeds: And soon we'll be on our honeymoon! Kim: *Leaps for joy* Oh, I can't wait, darling! It'll be so lovely! *Just then, Jerry walks out with a handful of cash, with Sel by his arm, smiling proudly* Kim: *Turns around* Hey guys...what's with all the dough!? Jerry: Well, I worked my tail off back there and I got a promotion! Deeds: *Looks down, kicking the dirt with his shoe* Good job, Jer'... Jerry: Thanks, pal. *Turns to Sel* And ya' know what! Sel: *Laughing, pulling him close* No, what? Jerry: I'm gonna buy you the biggest diamond ring you've ever seen! *They all start to hum 'This diamond ring' ( ) Kim: *Pulls Deeds off to the side and gazes into his eyes* Darling...I know you'll get the job...just give the manager your charm and you'll do perfectly. *She laughs and cuddles into his jacket next to him* *He smiles weakly* Deeds: Oh, if only you knew...
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 29, 2006 0:57:43 GMT -5
lol! that was funny! our stories are so funny cause i never heard of a man making enough for a diamond ring in one day!!! lol! sel: you know what i was thinking dear, jer: what? sel: well, i love you and you love me right? jer: now where would you get an idea like that? *laughs* sel: *laughs* well i was thinking, well i dont need a ring for us to love each other, i fell in love with you when you were the poorest man alive *smiles* and just because you have a job, i dont want us to change.. jer: dont worry, my love will never change for you sel, its just, i never had money to spend on you, and as much as i wanted, i could never give you anything... sel: oh, but you gave me so much more! you gave me love *aww, they kiss!* lol sel: wwell how about we find a place to live in, i mean a real place! jer: well..............ok! sel: oh i cant wait! i havent lived in a real place in years! deeds: well congrats, guys! sel: well what does that mean? jer: yeah! im not leavin you behind buddy! kim: really? sel: we love you guys! and this is all of our plan! *they all hug eachother!* kim: well, if were all in this together, i have a confession.... sel: what is it? kim: well......i was planing to move us to montana! sel: what! no way!! jer: yeah, we're city folk! we're not like bill! (LOL) kim: but, i thought we were all together! sel: yeah! in n.y.!!! kim: well....then i guess we're not the same at all! c'mon deeds! lets go where we're wanted! * kim grabs deeds and they walk away!* jer: well then i guess your headin for montana then!! yeah, with no money!!! sel: kim!! kim! get back here! * but kim and deeds just keep walking*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 29, 2006 1:13:51 GMT -5
lol, No, I meant it like, "We'll soon have enough money, after all the tills are swiped, we'll have money up the wazoo!" (I still have yet to figure out what a wazoo is)
*Kim and Deeds walk arm-in-arm down the street*
Deeds: Don't worry, darling, we'll buy our own house in Montana...and we'll have that dream, just like you explained on the train
(Oh geez, I can't remember...was that on this thread or the other one, lol)
Kim: *Throws her hands around him and cries* Oh darling! I want for you to be happy...I want you to live your life in the country like you had before you came to N.Y...If it were up to me...I'd give you the entire world...
Deeds: *Smiles and gives her a sweet, tender kiss on the lips, saying as-a-matter-of-factly* But you've given me all I need to survive...
Kim: *Wiping a tear from her cheek* Oh, and what's that?
Deeds: Your love.
*She collapses in his arms and continues to sob*
*Meanwhile Jerry and Sel are counting their money and adding up the total they'll have by the end of their paychecks*
Sel: Well...how much is it?
Jerry: Well, I checked the till today, and it had over 10,000 dollars in it...
Sel: Wow! You guys are big money makers over there, huh?
Jerry: Well, sweetie, it's one of the most popular tailor-making suit business around! And I'm sure by the time our plan comes forth, we'll have over $100,000 combined!
Sel: Jerry...you must be counting wrong, $100,000 is way too much...it just isn't possible.
Jerry: Sweetheart...in Kim's crazy mind.......anything is possible.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 29, 2006 1:37:04 GMT -5
lol! !! kim: do you think i was wrong to storm off like that? deeds: well...well this will all be over by tomorow, right? i mean we all have to work together at our jobs and our plan. kim: i dont know, i kind of feel bad...but she had no right-- deeds: dont worry about it dear, lets go and clear our minds *they walk down the busy roads without a care in their minds* sel: well now whats gonna happen? I mean do you think there gonna be over this by tommorrow? I mean this cant work if we're not together! jer: well lets just cool off, c'mon lets go clear our minds... *sel and jer walk down the street without a care in their minds* kim: so whear are we gonna sleep tonight? deeds: where we always sleep.. kim: oh, but what if there mad still? deeds: well lets just ask them.. kim: what? im not gonna run all the way back ther just to ask if we can sleep their tonight! deeds: well you wont have to, there right ther *points across the street* sel: kim? look jerry, it's them! jer: who *sel points across the street at the same time deeds points* kim: well...
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