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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 25, 2006 23:12:30 GMT -5
lol! what??? ok! lol!  *next morning at work* kim: well last night was a blast! sel: oh! this coming from downer donna? kim: who? sel: *laughs* never mind, but yeah it was! maneger: ok ladies, enough with the talking a little more with the sweeping! sel: oh c'mon Danny! *smiles sweetly* have a heart danny: *smiles bashfully and looks down at his feet* c'mon sel *sel rolls her eyes and her and kim start to giggle!* *sel and kim continue to talk and sweep when all of a sudden a two handsome, rich men walk into the store!* man #1: excuse me ma'am, but can you help me *kim turns around and see's he's talking to her* kim: me? man#1: yes, you beutiful *gives her a sexy smile* kim: uh.. *turns red* sure *sel smiles then whistles at the man* man#2: excuse me, but when your done eyeing my friend, could you help me? * sel shocked that someone saw her turns around to find the other guy standing behind her is just as hot as the first guy!* sel: uh.. sure *smiles cheesily* man#2: thanks, *gives her a sexy smile too!* |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 23:34:11 GMT -5
*Kim stands in front of the sexy #1 and just starts stuttering*
Kim: I-I-I-I-*laughing awkwardly then throwing her hands over her mouth* I don't know where that came from..
*The man rolls his eyes and backs her up into a corner*
Man: So...you, uh...you work here?
Kim: *Ahem* Yes...
Man: ...That's...that's...yeah, well, that's obvious. So, you got a boyfriend?
Kim: Yes, as a matter of fact I d-
Man: Great. Hey, you busy after work?
Kim: Yes, I'm go--
Man: That's nice. Why don't you stop by my place, I've got a hot apartment that we could...*he looks her up and down* get cozy in.
*Kim looks to Sel for help, but Sel's in the same situation*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 19:00:54 GMT -5
sel: listen bub! *pushes him with her finger* im not like that!
man#2: oh, well it was just a question, i mean you sure look like you need a good time, and, well, i can give ya' a good time *smirks*
sel: sorry honey, but I already had my good time..
man#2: oh really? and what was that??
sel: ...this!! *BAMM sel punches him right in his face! and now he's on the floor clutching his nose*
man#1: what did you do?
kim: *laughs* what did you do?
maneger: sel?! what did you do?
sel:.....oops!
*kim and sel begin to laugh uncontrollably (is that how you spell that? lol) *
maneger: sel!
sel: *now realizing she could be fired* he was trying to steal something that was'nt his! *which was true in a way*
kim: yeah! *catching on* he was too! and he tried to run from sel, so she punched him!
sel: *winks at kim* yeah! *she pushed a shirt off the rack onto the floor* see! he was trying to steal your clothes!
man#2: LIARS!!
man#1: Yeah! i dont know what their talking about!
*behind guy #1 kim slips a ring into the guys pocket!*
kim: oh really? so what do you call that in his pocket?
maneger: *reaches into the mans pocket* what is this sir?!
man#1: what?! I was framed!
* maneger calls police and lets kim and sel off for the rest of the day, you know those fragile gals have been through a lot today! lol*
kim: wow! that was great!
sel: yeah! i got such a rush!
kim: i wish I would have punched that other guy too!
sel: well i have afeeling thats not gonna be the end of those two money bags!
kim: yeah...oh well at least we got off early! so what should we do?
*sel and kim look at each other and read each other minds!*
both: deeds and jerry!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 19:16:36 GMT -5
*The two laugh and walk down the street with a bounce in their step*
*But they get cut off by those two men again, now angry and out for blood*
Sel: Oh, it's you two again...why don't you buzz off, you're not wanted he--
Man #2: Listen girly, you and me are gonna go out to-night whether or not you like it, see? And you're GONNA have a good time without any fuss and muss
*He pulls her hair and gets his face an inch from hers*
Man #2: You understand me?
Kim: Hey, you big bully, get off of her!
*The man #1 pushes Kim up against a corner and grabs onto her hair, pulling her down to his level*
Man #1: You're not all that special...we could both go out and find girls 100 times better than you two, but you think you're better than us *scoffs* a pair of hobo broads...that's all you are...
Kim: Please, stop, you're hurting me!
*Meanwhile*
*Deeds and Jerry are walking down the street, laughing and reminiscing about last night*
Jerry: Geez, What a girl, huh? That Sel, boy, I tell ya'...
Deeds: *Off in a haze, thinking about Kim* Yeah...what a gal.
Jerry: Hey pal...don't get any ideas...
Deeds: *Snaps out of it then looks to Jerry* Oh...*chuckles* Sorry.
Jerry: You alright, buddy? You look kinda sick.
Deeds: Oh, just worried about Kim is all, she has no one to protect her...she's not very strong...
Jerry: Yeah, I worry about Sel, too, boy, but she shore can take care of herself, don't worry, with Sel by her side, no one can touch her.
*He laughs and puts up his dukes*
Jerry: Put um' up!
Deeds: *Laughs* You're crazy, Jerry...ya' know that?
Jerry: Yep, but Sel loves me, so I don't care.
Deeds: It's a good thing she does, too...
Jerry: What's that supposed to mean?
Deeds: Awww, nothin', nevermind
*He sticks his hands back in his pockets and walks along, drudgingly*
Deeds: Where do ya' think their at, now?
Jerry: Aw, Prolly workin'...I'd go say hi, but you know how embarassed she gets about our appearance
*Deeds looks down, and gets that sick face again*
Deeds: ...Yeah.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 19:42:17 GMT -5
"pulls her down to his level"?? are they short?? lol! *meanwhile* sel: get your hands off of me! *starts swinging* man#2: *laughs* *Bamm! sel get a good one in on his face Man#2: OUCH!! *lets her go to clench his face, so sel then kicks him in his knee!, so then he falls on his knees then she slaps him in the face!* sel: im not going any where with you bub! and neither is she! *man#1 lers go of kim and goes after sel!, but kim comes up behind him and pick up a pipe from the floor and BAMM! hits him on the head! kim: yeah!!! sel : *sel then kicks him in his knee! so now he's on the floor!* kim: may I have the Honors? sel: why certainly.. *kim goes to punch him, but the other guy gets up off the floor and grabs sel by her neck! and starts chocking her, so kim turns around to help her but the other guy grabs kim by her hair!* kim: help!! HELP!! let me go!! *sel tries to kick him from up in the air* *meanwhile* jer: say, how bout we get all dolled up and go to visit them! deeds: oh no, they might get fired if we come in that joint, you know they said it was fancy and stuff, kim even said it had a tub!! ( LOL!!) jer: really?? wow! *background* HELLPP!! deeds: hey did you hear that?? jer: yeah! what else is new? we're in new york! people always get mugged, heck sometimes we even do it *laughs* deeds: no, it sounded, could it-- jerry: what? who? *background* HEEEELLLPPP!! deeds: KIM!! * the boys are off!* |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 19:54:27 GMT -5
*Kim's being slapped around by the #2 and the #1 continues to choke Sel*
Kim: Please, stop!
Man #1: *Laughing hysterically* Oh look at these pathetic girls, thinking they're better than us.
*Man #2 sees Jerry and Deeds running up to them, with angry faces*
*He grabs Kim and runs off with her*
*Deeds starts beating Sel's bad guy up (lol) and hasn't yet realized that Kim's been hauled away*
Jerry: Lemme at him, lemme at him!!
*Deeds laughs and steps back and Jerry starts in on the guy*
*Sel gets thrown loose and Deeds catches her, tipping his hat*
*She looks up and smiles*
Jerry: Save the girl, Deeds...don't SWAY THE GIRL!!
Deeds: *Ahem* Sel, where's Kim? Is she still working?
Sel: *Out of breath* No...she...
*She points in the direction the man took her*
Deeds: Did she run for help?
Sel: No...she...*gasps for air* taken...the man...#1!
*She faints in his arms and he looks worried/confused to Jerry*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 20:12:22 GMT -5
lol! this is crazy why do they want us so bad?! and if they want to go out why are they beating us up??!! lol!!  jer: what did you do? *all of a sudden the guy has jerry up in the air!* jer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP! HELP! *sel wakes up* sel: wha-- hey you let him alone!! you big bully! *sel goes to the guy and starts to punch him* sel: hey what are you still doing here? *to deeds* deeds: what? sel: that guy ran off with kim! deeds: man? kim? ran off? *deeds filled with rage goes off faster than superman! lol* *sel goes back to punching the guy in his back!* sel: leave him alone! put him down!! put him down!! jerry: AAAHHHH!!! * sel then grabs the guys hair starts to pull and pull* man: aaahhh! * he gets so mad that he drops jerry to go after her!* sel: *shrieks out of reflexes kicks! really hard!* * the man is now on the floor and jerry comes up and hits the guy on the head with that pipe kim had used before, the man is out cold!* *sel runs to jerry and gives him a long hard kiss* sel: my hero jer: no, my hero *then jumps in sels arms and kisses her again!* sel: oh wait! wheres kim?! jer: c'mon lets go!! |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 20:22:36 GMT -5
lol, I dunno...'cause I'm a stupid girl who's obsessed with hollywood stories. lol, AND because sometimes when guys want something and the women don't give in, they get angry and go after it harder until they get what they want *Kim gets carried into a hotel by the man and he runs up the stairs, into his room* *He throws her down on the floor* Man: *Panting* You really ARE a beast, aren't you? Kim: Oh please, I was holding my breath. Man: I think we're saf-- Kim: We?! Oh, excuse me, I thought I was being kidnapped, this isn't our honeymoon... Man: Don't be smart with me, kid, I'll slap you around somemore, we'll see how you like THAT. Kim: *Collapses on the ground and sucks her thumb* Dadda? *The man slaps her across the face* *She holds her cheek and looks up to him, her eyes nearly watering* Man: You say anything more and I'll hit ya' harder. *He walks into the bedroom and she runs to the door but it seems to be locked* Man: I wouldn't run, darling, it isn't smart...and you remember what I told you about that, hmm? *She collapses to the ground and starts to cry* Kim: Oh Deeds, please help. |
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 20:54:32 GMT -5
BEAST?! lol! * deeds is running down the street faster than superman and since he's already got the speed, lets give him a couple of powers too! lol!* deeds: kims purse! *he sees it on the ground in front of a hotel* *deeds picks it up, and find a lock picking kit in it * deeds: boy she really does have everything in here! *deeds runs in the hotel and he sees one of kims shoes by the stairs! so he runs up the stairs and on the next floor is her other shoe! next to a door!! deeds: kim!!! kim!! you in there?? * he starts to bang on the door then remembers he has a lock pick kit! duh, opens the door and busts in!* deeds: kim!! kim??!! kim: help!! *deeds looks to see her hanging over the balcony! the other guy jumped and is waiting on the sidewalk for her to jump so he can catch her!* kim: deeds! help me!! help me!! please im going to fall!! deeds: kim!! *runs over to the balcony to pick her up!* kim: dont drop me deeds! i know im a beast but dont drop me! ( ) deeds: I'll never drop you!! *but kim begins to slip!* kim: i love you deeds!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 21:13:46 GMT -5
Okay, so the guy jumped and now wants to save me? Oh my goodness...we really ARE insane!! Kim: Darling, please, save me, I'm not--*wailing* I'm not ready to leave you! *She holds onto him tighter, gropping at his arm* Deeds: *Holding onto her tighter, but loosing his grasp* I won't let you go, sweetheart... *She gazes into his eyes and a tear rolls down her cheek...* *He gazes deeply into her eyes and chokes back a tear* Kim: *Behind the tears and the fear, she musters up the courage and swallows her terror, mouths* I love you... *She let's go* |
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 21:49:31 GMT -5
what?!? why did you let go?? lol! this is crazy! i was just kidding when i said to kill you off! lol! !! deeds: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *since he has some of super mans powers he runs lightning fast down the stairs, pushes the guy out the way and "woo whoo!" he catches her!! (yeahh!!)* kim: oh deeds! *kim then faints* deeds: *sets her on the ground, then goes after the guy* hey you! kidnaping is my job! havent you read the new adventures of kim, sel, deeds, and jerry, ( LOLOL! just playing!!) deeds: hey you! why were you tryin to steal ma girl!! man: look man! I'll crush you like an ant! so its best for you to leave us alone!!! *deeds goes and attacks the guy and they end up in the middle of the street! HONK HONK!! a car is coming, just as the car beeps his horn, kim wakes up and sees it coming straight at deeds!* kim: DEEEEEEEEDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!! *deeds see's the car and using his superman speed (LOL!) get out of the road just in time!, which is more than i can say for the other guy!* kim: oh deeds! i thought I was gonna lose you! *give each other a long passionet kiss!!, just then sel and jerry come up* sel: oh my god, i thought you guys were gonners! i saw you fall out the window and i saw you almost get hit by a car! kim: you guys saw the whole thing and you did'nt do anything? sel: uh....we were busy! kim: what?? busy? doing what? sel: well, should i tell em or you? jerry: i'll tell em! deeds, we got jobs!! deeds: i almost died and you were job searchi-- A JOB??!! woo whoo!! jerry: for a minute i thought I was gonna have to walk to work alone! *all begin to laugh* |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 21:59:29 GMT -5
*Deeds lifts Kim up and the two share a long embrace, both breathing heavily from all the excitement*
Sel: Let's get back home, you guys...it's been a long day.
*Sel hails for a taxi and uses some of the $20 to get back*
*Kim and Deeds climb into the taxi after Sel and Jerry*
*It's a long ride back home, and on the way, Kim and Deeds lay sleeping in each others' arms, not a gap between them.*
Sel: *Points* Look at those two...after all the excitment, they must be exhausted.
*Jerry rolls his eyes*
Sel: Geez...nothing in the world could separate those two...not even death's grasp. *She chuckles faintly to herself*
*Silence lays heavy in the car for a couple minutes, then Jerry snuggles up to Sel and the two fall asleep in each others arms as well*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 26, 2006 22:34:48 GMT -5
lol! aww, this is like a Disney movie!!well...like a super crazy disney movie!! lol!
driver: hey!! hey wake up! this is the place right?
*the all wake up and relize there bums so why are they in a cab??? lol! they have no money!! lol!*
sel: oh yea c'mon guys
*sel, kim and jerry quickly jump out the cab, but right before deeds jumps out the man asks...*
driver: hey wheres my money?
deeds: oh its right there! *he points to the front seat, so the man looks, but when he turns back to deeds, they had all ran!*
driver: hey!! come back here you bums!!!
* sel, jerry, kim and deeds all stop running and begin to laugh!*
kim: wow, if i had a dime for every time i did that...
sel: we would'nt be bums!
*all laugh*
driver: hey! i knew I'd find you guys! no wgive me my money!! *the little man pulls out a knife!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 22:45:41 GMT -5
*The man stabs all the bums* All over  Gosh...only kidding... *Everyone looks to Deeds* Deeds: You're such cowards, you know that? *All shake their head in unison* Deeds: All right, just wanting to make sure you knew that. *The guy leaps out and starts spinning the knife around in his hands* Deeds: Darling, what should I do? Kim: Kill the man, sweetheart. Deeds: But you didn't want me to fight... Sel: Oh get on with it already! *Deeds punches to the right of the man, but the man laughs* Man: You miss-- *Deeds socks the man once in the kisser...but he has no need for another, because the man's out cold* *Jerry runs over to the knife, which the man threw out of his hand as he hit the ground, and spins it around, mimmicing the man* Sel: Put that down, sweetheart! You're going to kill someone! *Jerry loses balance of the knife and it embeds itself in Deeds' stomach* *Kim screams and rushes to his side* Kim: Oh darling, are you all right? *Deeds is laying on the ground, bleeding profussely, losing consciousness* |
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 0:59:27 GMT -5
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! kim what are you doing!?! they have no money!! he cant goto the hospital!!!!! lol! ok Im just gonna go with the flow!! lol!!
*this was all a dream....lol!, a nightmare really that kim had when they fell asleep in the car!! lol! so she begins to scream!!*
kim: AAAAHHH! NNNOOOO!!
deeds: wake up kim! kim!! KIM WAKE UP
kim: *opens her eyes* oh.. it was all a dream..a horrible dream *she clenches onto Deeds*
kim: i had a dream that jerry had stabed you!
jer: hey! *sel nodges him*
KIm: oh, i was so scared *she begins to cry*
deeds: dont worry darling, i'll never let jerry have a knife!
jer: hey!!
deeds: I'll never leave your side ever!
sel: hey guys we're almost there! are you ready?
jer, kim, and deeds: yeah we're ready..
*sel opens the door*
sel: now!
*they all roll out of the door and begin to run!*
kim: what ever you do!!! dont stop running!!!!! *she yells*
*they all keep running untill they reach jerry's place and they dive in the door!*
lol! sorry for changing it! LOL! if you want to stab him now, go ahead! lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 1:12:47 GMT -5
LOL, You make it seem like I wanna kill this man, LOL
*Ahem*
All right
*Kim, Deeds, Sel, and Jerry all struggle to lock the doors, the take a sigh of relief and walk over to the couch*
Sel: Wow, that was a heck of a trip!
Jerry: You said it.
*Kim's still clenching onto Deeds, shaking*
Deeds: Darling, what is it? What's wrong?
Kim: Nothing...*shaking* I'm just glad to be back home...
Deeds: *He laughs faintly and wraps his arms around her tight*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Oct 27, 2006 19:19:12 GMT -5
lol! i think you do wanna kill him!! lol!!
* the gang rested at jerry's place untill it got late and the girls neaded to head home...*
sel: yeah, we better be off kim
kim: oh yeah, its getting pretty late!
deeds: i think we should walk you guys home
jer: yeah!
*so they boys walk sel and kim back to there place*
sel: well, we're here...
kim: yeah.....goodnight deeds
deeds: goodnight my darling *gives her a long kiss*
sel: well goodnight jerry *kisses him sweatly* thanks for saving me! *winks*
jer: yeah, it was nothin' *laughs*
jer: goodnight sel, goodnight kim
kim: goodnight jer
*the girls head into the storage complex (lol)*
sel: well im beat!
kim: yeah! i cant even keep my eyes open!
sel: yeah, me either!
*the girls lay down to head to sleep...then the door bangs!!*
*bang bang bang!!*
sel: what the--
kim: who do you think it is *whispers*
sel: i dont know, no body knows we stay here...
kim: exept for the boys! *laughs* those lil' pranksters!
sel: oh, well tell them im sleeping! *laughs*
*kim goes to pull up the door, when deeds busts through the door!*
kim: what is it?!?
deeds: its jerry! the copers got him!!!
sel: WHAT?!
deeds: they know we stay in the old building so when we come in they came after us! we ran, but Im the only one who got away...Im sorry sel.
sel: well what are we gonna do?
kim: what can we do?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 27, 2006 19:38:51 GMT -5
*Deeds holds Kim close*
Sel: Well...I think I have an idea.
*Sel runs to the back room and then bounds out of the door with $20*
Kim: Hey, that's mine!
Sel: Hold it, kid, I have an idea that just might work...
Kim: Yeah? And what's that?
*Kim puts her hands on her hips and gives Sel an evil look*
Sel: Well, we could dress Deeds up to look like a very important business man
Kim: Ooooo *she looks to Deeds* I like that idea.
*He smiles shyly and gives her a little chuckle*
Kim: But where are we--
Sel: Gonna get the suites?
Kim: Mmmm-hmmm...
Sel: Well, we work in a clothing store, right?
Kim: Correct, but it's a woman's clothing store...they don't sell men's suits...
Sel: No, but the store next to us does, and you could sneak in while I'm keeping the manager busy...we'll pull it off in no time!
Kim: Sure, but how are we going to convince the cops that this guy is an important business man...he needs proof!
Sel: Kim...have you seen this man of yours? He can turn into the President of the US and no one would question him...
*Deeds chuckles and looks embarassed to Kim*
Kim: *She hugs him tight* All right, we'll try...but I hope this works!
Sel: Oh, I'm sure it will...*she winks*
Kim: All right, you better head out, darling, it's getting late and we have a big day ahead of us.
Deeds: But sweetheart...the place is surrounded by the cops, they'd catch me in no time.
*Kim looks to Sel with puppy dog eyes*
Sel: Ugh, fine...you make me sick with that look, ya' know.
Kim: Uh huh! *Laughs* I know!
*Kim leaps for joy and hauls Deeds off into her room*
Sel: You two better be sleeping in 10 minutes!!
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