Post by oddball247 on Nov 3, 2007 3:02:02 GMT -5
ROFL! Okay, so after shopping for my Swing Dance dress, I found this gift-set (for myself, of course) at a really nice, yet inexpensive department store. It has five Big Band cds, consisting of VERY famous songs from WWII (including songs by The Andrews Sisters, Jimmy Dorsey, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Harry James, etc.) for only $7.99. You truly can't beat that! Anyway there is a song on there that is the funniest thing I have EVER heard in my entire life. It's Call Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Jeep. It's a hilarious song. I only have time to post the words...but listening to it is what makes me laugh.
Private Jackson had a girl he fondly called Bo-Peep
Now Jackson didn't have a car, so drove by in a jeep
They took a ride, the time flew by, and Bo-Peep was in heaven
Till Jackson cried "Bo-Peep, this jeep's gotta be in camp by eleven"
So little Bo-Peep has lost her jeep
And don't know where to find it
Her soldier boy took it back to camp
And left Bo-Peep behind it
It didn't have doors, the seats were hard
But Bo-Peep never minded
It didn't ride like a Cadillac
She wondered who designed it
Roller coasters nearly killed her
Aeroplanes they never thrilled her
But with Jackson at the wheel
She got that jeep, jeep, jeep appeal
Now little Bo-Peep wants to find her jeep
And find her soldier chappie
If he comes chug chug in his old blitz buggy
Bo-Peep will be happy
Now little Bo-Peep has lost her jeep
Her boyfriend made an error
He let her drive, goodness, sakes alive
That Bo-Peep she's a terror
The throttle pushed down, she tore through town
The red lights didn't stop her
The soldier knew that they both were through
When she side-swiped a copper
Now little Bo-Peep has lost her jeep
Oh my, why must her joy end
Now her little jeep is layin' in a heap
And the guard house has her boy friend
Anyway just thought I would share my humor with you guys.
Blessings,
~Rose
