Funny Walmart Stories

[Classic Movie Gal]

Well, I learned that our own Kim once worked at Walmart which is where I work right now. So, I thought this would be a good place for us to share funny Walmart stories from whether you've worked there or shopped there.


I guess I'll go first: where do I start? lol After three years the stories pile up!

There was this goofball customer that came over and asked,
"Are you French or German?"
"Neither."
Oh, you an all-American girl, huh?"
"Yah."


OH! There was this guy that was in the ladies restroom...well, I better back up. I was using the restroom and when I came out this guy came out of the stall and was like, "Hi, and walked past me. A co-worker that was also in there ran into the stall he had been in and there were empty dvd and video game cases where he had been stealing!! But they caught him as he was leaving the store. Wow.


And then there are the customers who must just need someone to talk to because what could be a two minute conversation turns into this 15 min personal story about their lives! I'm thinking to myself, why are they giving me all these personal details!!!

Anyway thats enough for now!

[*~Mrs. Cooper ~*]

Awesome! Our very own Walmart thread!

Hahaha, that's crazy, chicka! I'd feel like I was on an episode of cops if I knew someone who stole just passed me by...in the women's bathroom!

There are so many walmart stories, but one in particular always tickles my funny bone.

Missouri doesn't get too cold in the winter time; not nearly as cold as Minnesota anyways. Minny can get -60 with 90 inches of accumulated snow (last year); Missouri usually doesn't get below the teens and the snow lasts maybe a couple days, but then it melts. Anyways, one night while working in Union Missouri, there was a winter storm approaching. Everyone starts freaking out once they hear we're gonna be getting 6 inches of snow; people raid the shelves and us cashiers are told that the shelves are completely empty of bread, eggs and milk because everyone's stocking up!
This one guy comes through my line with 2 flashlights, matches, lighter fluid, 4 5-gallon jugs of water, 3 24-pack bottled waters, candles.........and 6 large bags of women's maxi pads. I asked, if him and his wife were gearing up for the heavy storm and he says, "I'm not married; and yes, I am."

Oh my goodness, there are a million stories. Walmart is the largest hub for daily, recurring crazies, haha. I miss working there soooo much. The customers were priceless, so were the fellow employees. How long have you worked there, Katie?

Do you have anymore stories?