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[*~Mrs. Cooper ~*]

Hey pallies!

Glad you joined up!

Just a couple little pointers to start you off...

1. Please read the rules and guidelines before you post.
Though you may not find it necessary, it's quite important...just so you won't upset/offend any other members.

2. If you have any questions/comments/problems, please go to the Administrator's office. There are moderators there to help you through any difficulty you may have.

3. These rules/guidelines are only to better the boards and in no way meant to be harsh or harmful. We hope you will enjoy your stay with as much ease and joy as possible.

4. Please do not sign up if you have no intentions of ever visiting again. About 75% of our members who have signed up...never stay active or never again come back! That's a pretty large percentage. Please don't have this to be you.
When you sign up there will always be a welcome thread waiting for you; it is located in the 'Welcome Newblets' section.

[Ajax]

admin said:

3. These rules/guildelines are only to better the boards and in no way meant to be harsh or harmful

I feel that these rules are harmful to me Sorry, I just had to do it!

[*~Mrs. Cooper ~*]

I read it over now and it sounds like we're about to operate surgery...

"With as much ease and comfort as possible."

I knew you had to, Megg.

[Ajax]

Doctor: Now Mrs. Smith, We're just going to cut you open, remove a few things and sew you shut...

Mrs. Smith: What are you removing?

Doctor: *looks at a clipboard with tons of papers attached* It looks like your spleen, part of your large intestine, all of your small intestine, 3/4 of your live, 2/3 of your heart, your gallbladder and your brain...

Mrs. Smith: Is that safe?

Doctor: *shrugs and knocks out Mrs. Smith with the sleepy drugs*

[*~Mrs. Cooper ~*]

Removing part of your brain? *Laughs* Sure! I mean, *laughs* It's not like you actually USE IT! *Clears throat* This will hurt, Mrs. Smith, much more after than it will now, but we have some meds you can take...they're called "Megg, Kim, Sel, Paula, and Monica" Take these every 5 minutes, if you don't feel goo--if you feel worse, lay off the Kim and Megg for a while

[Ajax]

If you feel any side effects from the Sel try some more of the Monica and eliminate the Sel completely NAH! NEVER ELIMINATE THE SEL LOL *grabs onto Sel and sobs*