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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 19, 2006 21:25:44 GMT -5
*Kim and Lynn scurry around backstage as the loudspeaker blasts*
FIVE MINUTES TO SHOWTIME!!!
*The girls scream and throw clothes around in their dressing room*
Lynn: I can't find my boa!!!!
Kim: I can't find my tap-dancing shoes!
*The audience goes wild, as they clap and cheer for the new comedy team in town*
Kim: I'm nervous as heck, Lynn...I don't think I can do this!!
*Lynn slaps Kim* Knock out of it, we have to do this...and we're gonna do this.
*Kim holds her cheek and looks at Lynn with teary-eyes*
Lynn: Oh shut up, save the act for the stage.
*Kim continues to get dressed, jumping up and down, trying to get her stockings up*
Loudspeaker: 1 MINUTE!!!!!!!
*Kim's eyes get huge, and she looks to Lynn*
*Lynn holds up her hand, as if to slap Kim again.*
*Kim quickly looks down and tries to look busy*
*A crew-member pops his head into the door*
Man: You're on in 10 seconds...
*The girls rush out*
Announcer: And now, ladies and gentlemen....Kim and Lynn!!
*The audience goes wild as Lynn steps out onstage.*
*Kim trips and goes flying across the stage*
Lynn: She always has to out-do everything I do *Sigh*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:30:53 GMT -5
 I really like this one too. Lynn flips up her red sequiend skirt and the men in the audience go crazy and start to chant "WE WANT LYNN!!!!!!!!!!" Lynn bows and flashes her best smile, she grabs Kim by the legs and pulls her up, she scowls at her. Lynn: Tsk, Sweetie........ Lynn speaks into the mic. Lynn: She's so hungrey she wants to eat all of you up! The audience goes wild with laughter. Lynn wink drunkily and pulls out a bottle.... |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 12:44:15 GMT -5
*Kim growls and Lynn and attacks her by the foot, she chews on her leg until the lace breaks*
*Lynn gasps and chases Kim with the bottle*
*Kim throws her hands in the air, pausing for a minute and then dashes into the audience, she runs around the tables screaming "She's trying to kill me!!! Even in our dressing room...she's got a death warrant out for me...HEEEEEELP!"
*The audience roars with laughter as Kim leaps ontop of the stage and pulls out a sword*
*Lynn gets ontop of the stage and hands Kim a mask, they both walk around for a while, holding the swords at each other.....*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 12:47:45 GMT -5
Lynn does a back flip and swings the swoard around, she winks at the audience. She clears her throat, takes a stance, and slices all of Kim's clothing offf...... The audience roars once more! |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 13:24:22 GMT -5
*Kim looks at the audience, without a flinch and says*
Kim: I could have saved myself 10 minutes today with getting dressed...
*The audience laughs*
Kim: Ha!
*She takes out her sword, and continues to fight in her underwear.*
*She and Lynn strike swords a couple times...they get face to face...then they start to dance as the music plays*
*The audience starts rolling*
*The dance cheek to cheek until the music stops and plays the suspense*
*The girls growl and draw swords again.*
*Clashing and clanking together.*
*Lynn knocks Kim's sword out of her hand and Kim gasps*
Kim: Oh-no...what..do I do now?
*She puts her hands up in the air and makes a funny face*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 16:37:29 GMT -5
Lynn grabs and mirror, with black and white 'lady styled Astire suits' with Top hats and canes. Lynn hands clothes to Kim, and throws her new outfit on...... Lynn starts to tap dance and sing "Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend" but Lynn-style lyrics. The audience goes grazy and men whistle and scream |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 17:10:47 GMT -5
*Kim sits on the stage, climbs into a sleeping bag, sets her alarm clock and falls asleep*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 17:52:56 GMT -5
Lynn holds her mouth open and stares wide eyed at Kim, she tsks her tounge. Lynn: Hey, guys! You know how it goes right? Lynn holds out her arms... Audience: If all the women in Texas are as ugly as my mama, the Lone Ranger's gonna be alone for a loooooooooooooooooooong time! Lynn cracks up and goes into silly trance with a pocket watch and swings it around in Kim's face. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 18:11:30 GMT -5
*One of the stage lights falls on Kim*
*The audience hears a big Oooooomph! and gasps*
*Kim leaps out from the left stage and takes a bow*
*The audience ooooo's and ahhhhh's*
*Lynn shakes her head and they both take a bow*
Lynn: That's it, folks, hope ya' liked the show and--
Kim: --And don't forget about the Muscular Distrophy Association...send your letters and money orders to New York 8, New York--
*The two dance off the stage and the audience gives a standing ovation*
*Kim and Lynn gives each other a hug and get back into their dressing room*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:27:25 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:33:17 GMT -5
I know, I had to get that New York 8, New York thingy in there |
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Sept 20, 2006 19:37:12 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Sept 20, 2006 19:39:10 GMT -5
LOL
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